One Life Remaining 02/20/2010

[CamoShield]

cod. if u red that wrong, then ur horrible. everyone knows cod is horrible.

[jakeDmaster]

I FUCKEN HEATE AVATAR

[TheBaconKing007]

Where's the febreeze!?

[MrChappie1971]

dude i like love anthony like you...you think you know but you you you dont know i hope he doesnt like die or somthing because he is like awsome and i love game romanticites for some reason but ya i just love those things...like that and stuff.

[bludgerable]

i have a friend called chad :D

[Yamikaiba123]

DON'T LET HER IN SHE'S A STALKER!!!!!

[xOwnZONE]

damn kats a bitch man

[asdfgy7b]

get the febreeze!

no you get the febreeze!

[zMinybuddiez]

This is what happens when your house doesn't have windows.

[JustAnotherUser565]

lol at (4:44). Really when people talk about Avatar's director James Cameron how come they only mention "Titanic" and not acknowledge that he also made "Terminator 1 & 2" and "Aliens" which I thought were way better than both Avatar and Titanic

[Fallout3FatCat]

@JustAnotherUser565 They mention them because Titanic and Avatar made WAY more money than any of his other movies.

Why does it even fucking matter?

[OWNS45]

Omg this guy thinks so similarly to me XD

[Thespartan022]

I was watching this from my phone with headphones on in a doctors office laughing like crazy, and nobody knew why.

[horo30]

ROFL.

[fugyfun]

this is funny

[dphotonic]

I feel like this sometimes

[colaguy32]

Every1 needs a friend like chad :D

[neoMushroom]

I swear this machinima needs more viewers. It's one of the best ones I have ever seen.

[XboxFanForLife]

I have a friend named Chad who is like Chad :)

[Severepwner]

What did she do? *Sniff* Yeah.

[xassassinguy]

LOL 3:20<3

[morgeemorgaa]

OMG THIS SHOULD BE ON TV WITH REAL PEOPLE LIKE THIS, KEEP IT UP SOMEONE CAN SEE IT.

[sk8adude13]

@SpyroWJumpz

Not really Catherine is Jons voice that is altered and Claire is actually a girls voice so I don't see how they would sound the same

[Seano299]

@sk8adude13 I think he means endgame claire.

[Matfen815]

jack thompson cinema lmao what do they show? Disney movies all day?

[Zenithnoon12]

is the theme stuck in anyone else's head?

[gabmaster7]

story of my life

[MrAniker]

did anybody noticed the (im)mature subject matter at the very beginning?

[SpyroWJumpz]

Katerine sounds alot like Claire from Arby n chief... Hmmm.. loljkroflmao. No really

[Thatmakessense356]

48 people couldn't find the febreeze.

[Paulbuffmansbuddy]

@Thatmakessense356 fuck you

[Thatmakessense356]

GET THE FEBREEZE!!!!!!!!!

[ironhenge7]

I love Rustle Peters!

[tankslayer100]

i need a friend like peter

[ARCblooper]

I am that nerd at the end.

[igotpurplemagic]

i pretty much Half Anthony and Half Chad

[HalfChinaman]

Fuck James Cameron.

[HalfChinaman]

FUCK I want a friend named Chad!! so Chilled and awesome dope motherfucker!

[1tacoman17]

he said he wasnt socially awkward but he is lol

[SierraGolf017]

4:50 EPIC LAWLS!

[AngryMob99]

OK WE GET IT, WE'LL BUY HALO REACH, ARE U HAPPY NOW ADS DIRECTOR!?

[Masterforrconmanvids]

wow people still watch avatard 500 years later

[leovitss]

Fucking love chad

[WRSvideos]

My life in five minutes

[Jasestyle]

FUUUUUUUK

*Guy goes on*

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

[palpatine112]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

LOL

he is soooo tactless he cant even taklk to a girl im 13 and i could get a girl faster than him well i already have one but still

[Mentalfreaky]

@palpatine112 You fail at trying to impress us Youtube nerds.

[Myth0x2]

Ya who wants a girlfriend im with chad on that one. lolz

[MrWhy44]

I wanna a friend like peter not chad peter hides in fridges

[ThunderPsyker]

@MrWhy44 me too

[kaossspawn99]

How the hell did she know where he lives O.O

[McLovingbc]

this is so much like my last girlfriend. hilarious.

[Lupirio23]

"Cool as a cucumber"

(FFFKKKKKKKKKK!!!!)

god that curse was said so well =P

Jack Thompson

sounds familiar, im sure of it, anyone help me out?

[packnine123]

cool as a q-comber (FUCK)

[yadiroks]

who the hell is Russel peters?

[HowBigArUrTires]

I need to get a friend like chad...

[WarmanxXXx]

@HowBigArUrTires Mhm same, Chad seems fun as hell xD

[WarmanxXXx]

@HowBigArUrTires So do I man....But not get busted by the cops or shot into a fucking coma lol

[nentendoboy12]

@HowBigArUrTires sad part is i have a freid freind ...named chad...who IS chad

[KingOfLegends23]

@HowBigArUrTires I have one like Chad XD theyre fuckin fun

[InsanePickle007]

@HowBigArUrTires When your their actual friends, it isn't as funny.

[l3gitbrennan]

@ sophdotx no its 47

[The7Purplekirbies]

wow 2 months and no comments just ........wow

[violetfoxlover]

EVERY ONE HAS A STONER FREIND :D I bet u she smokes weed too like chad and anthony XD

[SumRandomODST]

you know whats funny i have a freind just like chad and guess what his name is...

CHAD!!!!!!

[heroliver7494]

@SumRandomODST u are winning

[MasterXxploder]

Its so weird wathching this now that reach is out

[MrLAG95]

If I where him and saw my date at my front door while we where getting high, I whould have been say Oh fucking Shit every sentence.

[MegaNattyboy]

that same thing happend to me i was with my girlfriend and there was this guy next to us at the cinima and he would shut up and when the film came on he still wouldnt shut up

[Rabastu5]

lol right as chad said out of reach a halo reach ad came out

[siefer117]

I knew that what Chad what do at 1:05 last episode! I knew he'd get Anthony more baked than those fucking rainbow Chips Ahoy!

[Ichigopaw24]

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[danerogil]

.... Sometimes I wonder.... Why the fuck does Anthony remind me so much of my Mirror?

[Kyleeeezy114]

@danerogil samme here it feels like this is gonna be my life after highschool its like im already got soo many friends that love to get high plus love video games plus getting hella nerovous around that girl i like

[danerogil]

@Kyleeeezy114 Good luck then, I've been there ^^

[jess100100]

@Kyleeeezy114 Lol everyone i know gets high these days too.

[retardhazard]

@Kyleeeezy114 me too

[lookatme7890]

ehy are they advertising that reach is coming out if it already fuckin did

[deadheadwookie17]

Reminds me of a little RvB quote towards the end.

"I wonder if a ghost can get an aneurysm."

[OTownNewl]

Alf seasons one to four

[SykesModable]

@OTownNewl LOL

[sophdotx]

the ansew to life, the universe and everything IS......WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!­!!!

[PlottedFate]

i have the answer........get baked |3

[aeromorte]

Daaaaaaaaaamn my lifes story o.O

[pokio55]

how do i get to jon cjg channel i type in search and i could never found!!!!

OMG

[jajaronicho]

@pokio55 look up digitalph33r

[ValkyreBomb]

@pokio55 if your grammer was better you could

[pokio55]

@ValkyreBomb oh so nice peaple in the world :/

[ValkyreBomb]

@pokio55 haha :0

[PlayMyHalo]

@pokio55 DigitalPh33R

[ltjerryl]

At the ending part is hilarious of his mind talk poor Anthony XD

[MsCloudsFTW]

get the febreeze no you get it lmao XD

[101stRegimentx]

this has 65,928 views but half of them belong to me. I've seen all the episodes like over 9000 times.

[sttate]

@101stRegimentx Thats just aweful :)

[MrLawlpants]

@101stRegimentx That actully makes no sense , at all.

[101stRegimentx]

@MrLawlpants Yes it does. I can't believe I actually have to explain this. This video has 66,609 views, but I've seen this video so many times that I stated that half of these views were actually from me.

[MrLawlpants]

@101stRegimentx But you said you saw the episodes like 9000 times which isnt close to half of a rounded 30000.

[101stRegimentx]

@MrLawlpants WRONG. I said OVER 9000 (which is also a DBZ reference)

[mottor86]

@MrLawlpants dude OVER 9000! is a memo.... :P

[Ghoststalkerq]

@mottor86 ......... you are retarded

[mottor86]

@Ghoststalkerq ? why :( just trying to solve an arguement on one of my favourite series :)

[Ghoststalkerq]

@mottor86 you called over 9000 a memo... were you just being retarded or did you really think thats how you spell it?

[12DMC81]

Alf rules

[kingboyking004]

she didn't notice the smoke? lmfao

[MegaKillingyou]

omg that blue and white guy should shut up

[RazeAnimations]

avatar is over-rated nuff said...

[familyguyLPfan934]

@RazeAnimations True the fuck that dude

[musicstuffer]

Can't they use a real girl instead of that guy

[DEvilgodspidER]

That happened to me once... (at the end of the vid)

[killingblow528]

"Is it that big a deal?"

" No no, I'm cool. Cool as a cucumber!"

"(FUUUCK!)"

[natorious314]

mr kurtis you are the smartest person on earth

[3249193]

the description of the episodes keep getting shorter and less descriptive...

[zodiac23jj]

Febreze.... a stoners best friend

[chocobodude987]

I HAVE THE ANSWER...

[fenderguy0982]

Why did he get rid of the smoke effects? Or is it just hazy vs milky? :D

[TheReeker2k10]

I have the answer

*them getting high* XD

[earthninja9065]

im 14 years old, i watched toy story 3, and there were more people my age than there were little kids in the theater. nothin out of the ordinary.

[zodiac23jj]

@earthninja9065 i saw with my 4 year old brother cuz thats the movies i grew up on the 3rd one was actually pretty good

[ScottMcTony]

I'd think weed would be legal and socially acceptable just about everywhere 600 years from now.

[DRawKiD13]

Avatar sucked. I thought it was a waste of time.

[zodiac23jj]

@DRawKiD13 it was way overrated, it was just cowboys and Indians

[fusiondexter]

"ouch, well this is off to a great start." that's hilarious

[omgukilledkenny6]

cool as a cucumber...... (FUUUUUUUCKK!!)

[BlackanWhiteTiger]

lol Chad is a legand

[PRMeLLoW787]

I rofl'd when that guy at the end was talking to Anthony and he was like "UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" lmfao

[blastingsound]

DONT DO IT ANTHONY!!!!

[lordgluzman]

Everybody has a friend like Chad or will have....I promise it will be worth it.

[HALO3SC0UT07]

@lordgluzman what if im Chad and i got a friend like anthony?, well not like like anthony, more emo i guess....

[lordgluzman]

@HALO3SC0UT07

Also very possible (:

[TINYHOHOHO]

@lordgluzman that is so true

[TheBronze3ye]

@lordgluzman i already do well im the chad friend

[bloodyrain414]

@lordgluzman i wuld totally love a friend liek chad...at least i know everyday is going to be interesting with a friend like chad

[McCluckles38]

"...Auff seasons 1 through 4?!"

*Sniggers*

[mjboy8]

'2 hours!!!

'why is it that big a deal?'

'no no i'm cool... cool as a cucumber'

"(in thought) FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK­KKK!!!'

[iLov3TheBeatles]

lol when chad said "i have the answer" i fucking started cracking up cuz i knew what was about to happen

[southparkfan1999]

yes we all know all of james cameron's movie and he is already working on a 2nd avatar which im sure it going to suck just as much or even more cock as the first

[WeAreSentineL]

The Na'vi girl (forgot her name) in Avatar that Jake gets with in the end is such a bitch. Ruined the whole movie for me.

[ROAD2RECON1]

and the same director directed both of that, sis you know that? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

[quatchi12345]

Lol "Alf, seasons 1-4" lol

[DarkSiege2010]

"did you know the guy who directed the titanic also directed avatar?"

Lol do you know how to STFU?

[KennyGarrett95]

I could have pulled off that cucumber line.

[ForcedLuck]

lol AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[OhiosFinest216]

better than tv i got pissed wen my internet went out cause i had 2 go back and watch tv

[OmaBuddha]

AVATAR=SMURFS IN 3D WITH ROIDS RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheReveiw]

"Staring at us through space, OUT OF REACH". That's the name of the first episode of season 4 of Arby n the chief. Could Jon have been trying to tell us something in February?

[bionicle2122]

Lets compare shall we?

Avatar: 8.3

Toy Story 3: 9.0

Avatar: 113 in top 250

Toy Story: 10 in top 250.

I like bot hbut Toy Story was more touching and nostalgic.

[ripamoramee14]

okay i love your machinimas but FUCK you russel peters is fucking hilarious

[SoaringSpartan]

I was loling at the end AHHHHHH!!!!

[samqwer1234]

Lol iv done the same thing we both looked at each other and said fuck weres the oast.it was his girl freind as well I ask her for a three some lol she just laugh and left . She so fucking new

[Trooper51098]

when can they make a good movie like percy jackson or clash of the titans

[Dude05000000]

You know I just realized when Chad said he was playing campaign I heard UAV is online which as you may know...isn't possible...just something I noticed.

[fallout3freak360]

@Dude05000000 dude i was thinking the same thing when ghost said enemy UAV online

[guitarmasta718]

Cool as a cucumber

FUCK!!!!!!

[GalacticSaturn]

...the time line doesnt match up

[UGAMachinima1]

@GalacticSaturn

No. You're just a hater. Stop being a hater and don't hate. It's pure, well-planned genius. You're just a hater.

I'm kidding, of course.

[MrKurtis777]

this should become a tv series

[jbludwick21]

@MrKurtis777 with better cgi 

[darkoworrior]

@MrKurtis777 no not unless they get a year or two to get the jokes down and characters made. otherwise the quality would fail.

[jumaunji]

@MrKurtis777 On g4! GO!

[gernir]

@MrKurtis777 i agree it shoudl but unfortuanetly a usuall tv show shouldnt be 6 minutes lodn with combined 2 minute intro adn credits...

[sobolev123]

@MrKurtis777

A tv series with real people :)

[empoleon002]

@MrKurtis777 of pixar. 

[sven5710]

@MrKurtis777 except actually animated or something

[sven5710]

@MrKurtis777 except actually animated or something

[J256Y15]

@MrKurtis777 it would be better than the shit on TV now

[gftop]

@MrKurtis777 it is,have u heard of degrassi?

[LWproductions2]

@MrKurtis777 agreed with ya its da best of da best this!

[boomshot832]

@MrKurtis777 this and red vs blue

[TheGamerLand]

@MrKurtis777 no, i dont wanna have to pay for cable

[NoobSnoopy]

lol hope to see those guys in army

one of them is high all the time

[hicarbut]

whats alf

[OrangeMarble]

@hicarbut Dude...

[magicman5121]

@hicarbut its this old 90's show where this strange kind of alien creature whos fuzzy and lives with a family because somehow he got there and so the family took him in and he and the father get into all kinds of crazy shenanigans

[yinyanium]

I watch more youtube than tv