FUNNY QUOTES AND SAYINGS

[MrHihihihihihi101]

wtf this is soooo f*****g stupid get a life!!!

[TheAmazon31]

lols sucks nor even funny at all....

[VaneLuvU]

Tide.

Daughter: Dad can we play pony?

Dad: After We Do Foldy.

[alleepra316]

that song was kinda really annoying.-_- shoulda picked a different one. llike for real. it ruined things being funny.

[flyingflapjack567]

i think it should have went "when life gives you lemons squeeze it in someones eye and have a good laugh" lol

[haleysayshi1]

When life gives ur lemons u squeeze them in someone's eyes and hall ass

[2011jatt]

0:30 aha even if irs punjabi i lafh my ass off when i read it

[KelseysHeart]

I was to busy listening to the song >.< heheheheheee

[xOurFallenRevengex]

i love 1:44

[sweetheart3423]

mhm, & how are these funny? lol.

[toomanymutants]

okay...who else muted?

[MrHihihihihihi101]

@toomanymutants I MUTED WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SONG?

[toomanymutants]

@MrHihihihihihi101 ikr? Sooo warped! o_0

[TheGunman201]

rember better to pull and pray then push and spray cuz if u do a baby may be on the way

[katieannesmith12]

can someone tell me where I can find the picture at 0:30

[lexiliz1]

i just came here to get a facebook status...

[biuldingmaster]

lol im i the only one who thinks this song is a little dirty when they say she touched herself? lol

[BrianCMcGraw]

@darkfairy971 Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too by Say Anything

[darkfairy971]

what song is this?

[essejhcaor]

my blody valintine

[FrEaKiNgEmmsy]

love this song :D

[footscraylax11]

derp. (8) if i die and go to hell real soon (8)

lame.

why?.

peace.

[stalkyourcookie13]

OMIGOD the one at 1:24 that is blue and red is 3D... just look at the blue and the red looks like its popping up

[Awesomness109]

'When life gives you lemons squeeze it in someones eye and hall ass'

ALREADY DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[568chris]

thumbs up if u put atleast one of these on ur fb status.lol

[117tyrone]

1:12

[blackwolvesthe2nd]

2:13 

[MrFruityloom]

haha 0:30

[shannel26ifu]

love it.., 

[kiarraweb]

the song: ' i called her on the phone and she touched herself..' O_o

[SeparatedApollo]

@kiarraweb The song is wow I can get sexual too, by say anything

[MCRROCKS1998]

The one about the duck was epic lol!

[frogsrule378]

1:20 is so awesome!!

[Cece2222ily]

1:23 thats excatly me!

[Cece2222ily]

0:29 haha I love it!

[mollysangelique]

ja,ik,ben,by,mn,vriendin,2rode­,katertjes,kyken,8weken,als,da­t,al,niet,mag,nou...........

[TheWaterwar5565]

1:29 o my god that is hilarioius XD

[missy5245]

2:21 xD

[samnogalski23]

this is funny

[brookielani]

horrible song ughhh sorryy

[polarsnower1]

that song ... i so annoying.

[hijklm012]

soooooo laughed.... execellent job!

[MrTimm77]

oh these suk



[TheAymanOmar]

@[{(O O)]}@ [ * ] 0

[Tbarr96]

what song is this?



[iluvblue0812]

2:45...... SUPER MEAN!!

[11BUBBL3Z11]

nvm i knoe it:)

[11BUBBL3Z11]

whats theeeee name on the sawng!??

[11BUBBL3Z11]

1:25 is me!!:)

[frogsrule378]

1:18 is the only real way to describe me :)

[brownsfan68]

0:11 words to live by. 0:19 how a lot of girls feel. 0:29 never forget apologizing is one of the most important things in life. 0:43 who would of thunk it? 0:49 couldn't have said it better myself. 0:56 true. 0:59 always remember that. 1:18 me. 1:24 most girls. 1:39 life is about having fun. 1:49 me. 1:54 even more words to live by. 2:03 still couldnt have said it better. 2:29 Gotta love it. 2:36 of only that could happen...

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

God bless the USA my ass.....God bless the whole world indeed.

[Shethinkstoomuch1]

Lol this was cute

[predator1296]

What the hell am i listening to?!!?

[cadenakadeath]

1:21 is ME!!!!!



[SuperEpicfreak]

i love 2:19

[slimshadybaby96]

lol I was laughing at the song the whole time !!

[goddessofwaterpolo]

OH MY GOD 1:23 IS SO ME XD

[slipcock21]

this video: a nearly exact and concentrated abridgment of the juvenile female mind.

[angelloverF]

1:23  so me!!!!

[Hellokitty2001ily]

whats this song called?

[Scalpel78]

shittttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[BubbleGumPrincessLOL]

Shut up before I Tiger Woods your wife, Casey Anthony your kid, Michael Vick your dog, and Chris Brown your sister.

[cadenakadeath]

@BubbleGumPrincessLOL what do you have against chriss brown

[AnthonySpearton]

whats with the (she touched her self) in that song?

[jessicakarolina1995]

What song is it?

[MsBeatlejoos]

1:36 HA ! Good One !

[FrankenEgg]

@MsBeatlejoos

; (

[YouCantStopMyShine1]

The Picture At 29 Secs ; Iss Funny.

[XxmrsdahvievanityxX]

when was it saposta be funny/?

[daisy8999]

:30 cute!



[tayloristalkingshh]

im sjdfkjsjcleaning jaslfjg my jfdsljksd keyboard; g;'

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[JOKERZ38]

The song just ruins the whole thing

[toria92897]

Because of this video, I am OBSESSED with this song!!!!!!(:

[nerdfuzion55555]

1:28 haha

[TheItchyrobot]

@nerdfuzion55555 lmfao

[nerdfuzion55555]

@TheItchyrobot but,i wudd nevr say dat cuz i got sum big boobs.....

[MrsDivaish]

@nerdfuzion55555 dazz true wa pow!!!!! lol share !! haha

[nerdfuzion55555]

@MrsDivaish jajaja der all mine

[MrsDivaish]

@nerdfuzion55555 lol foo

[ClearNinja123]

Keep Uploading, Yhu Did Good!

[1396mikey]

Song name

[mcaffreyiscool]

0:45. NO. We never even realised that rain was water lol

[frostehh15]

SMFH.

[xxxbelivexxx]

The last three had me laughing really hard

[copycat1919]

I like this song better than the video.

[amyybabexX]

(say this to a person who is bullying you and they are fat) god did you shag mr kipling?

[jolomancer]

NICE VID!! THUMBS UP

[Shadoweaver407]

@jolomancer I'm not going to give you thumbs up just because you beg for it in all caps with improper punctuation and spelling.

[hirise2000]

real funny, thumbs up if this wasnt even remotely funny for u...

[MrLegendq8]

unny things you can say

[percabethinlove]

if you like quotes plz follow me on twitter @ QuotesLuva

[koolandyounowit]

if vodka was water, and i was a duck... i'd swim to the bottom and never come up... but vodka's not water and im not a duck.... so slide me a bottle and shut the hell up!

[cherrycarrieberry]

what is the name of this song???

[Mrponce2123]

1:58 lol funny

[RadiatedGaming]

when life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade. get mad. i dont want your damn lemons. make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons. do you know who i am? im the guy who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons. i will have my engineers invent a combustible lemon that will burn your house down.

[iloveindia120]

@RadiatedGaming when life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

[MsTeamChristian]

I Dont Get The One At 1:30 seconds

[HoneybunAndCupcake]

@MsTeamChristian He said she has no Boobies ;O She ended it and said you have no Dick <3

[luckypuppy1246]

I LUV all the quotes except just 1

But I didn't really like the music it didn't really go with the quotes

Anyways GOOD JOBB. !

[AQWbetatester]

HACKERS FTW xD

[madamerotten]

"Get off my foot, bitch."

-Aldous Huxley

[Corona8550]

When life gives you lemons just say "Fuck Lemons" and bail

[yourhoboswitness]

@Corona8550 when life gives you lemons make grapejuice, then sit back, relax, and let the world wonder how you did it

[rubynekogirl]

some were poetic, sum were cute, all were awsome

[nutsnbots]

Loved the quotes! Visit my channel to see some of my funny t-shirts.

[gonzalezvanessa41]

AWESOMEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LilMissPoetryXxxx]

1:26 is me !! lol

[wizardlover1998]

LOL if vodka was water and I was a duck I would swim to the bottom and never come up.. But vodka isn't water and I'm not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up LOOL!! I love that

[monkeysNpjs]

@wizardlover1998 i know right.its soo me,

[MegaSweetheart5]

The song is AWESOME !!!

[8082437]

0:43

NO. FRICKEN. DUUR.

[TheDarkKookie]

2:20 is like the funniest one

[chelsea2011ann]

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG! EARGASAMMMM!..oh..nice vid btw.. xD

[Sarahpie10]

LOL "your drunk" "your SEXY!"

[RockAustinDXtakerRk0]

Fail.

[KendraaKhatastrofii]

Whats the song called ? :)

[zillamaster201]

0:47

No Shit.

[blinkgurl2]

Say Anything! :D

[AllHailKingSpaztic]

@pokergirl1995

"Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" by Say Anything

[123percabeth12]

love ur name

[pokergirl1995]

what song is this??

[marielovesplaid]

OMG! I LOVE THAT SONGGGG!

[TheOctavious4484]

2:59 Thncks????....oh you mean Thanks for watching...get it together my friend...you being watched...

[SoccerGirl13257]

"He said i dont know why you where a bra. youve got nothing to put in it"

"I said You wear pants dont you?"

haha! LOL

[jlynxss]

holy crap the music sucks



[forebiddenchild]

at 30 from behind those kids look like harry, ron and hermione respectively!!

[21joshabercrombie]

joshabercrombie.yolasite.com

[XXxcrazyxXX11]

1:47

[louieboto]

0:30... cheating little slut!

[Bumblebeeannabelle]

2:53 hahaha xx

[St1ckm3npwn]

Why are these funny? They are just cheesey pickup lines and sappy myspace pic quotes. GTFO I am not subscribing.

[daylondog]

...this isnt funny...its sappy

[airsoftcollecter13]

1:30 omg the pickle one

[keedproduction]

I WISH MY LAWN WAS EMO SO IT WOULD CUT ITSELF! :'o

[columbianeagle0]

She touched herself!!!!!!!!!

[loveyaboo123]

i love 2:21!! =)

[Bieber14Justin]

do you realixe that at the end of the song your put THNCKS?

[3M3RG3NCYBRKDWN]

luvs dis song an funny quotes

[MegaRocker202]

There is a saying i heard "bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let tht boy between your legs, he says he loves he says your fine 9 months later he says it aint mine" i didnt know if it was funny or?? i got wht it was saying.. but??

[mileyycookiex]

1:34 .

[mollysangelique]

do,we,ever,meet,you,like,boys?­????

[bubbles2720]

i love quote 1:18....and 1:43

[hellosnick15]

Whats the title of the song??? 

lol!

[b017ni3]

@ 1:42 - the squeezing lemons into someones eye quote...it's not "hall" as in, the door down the hall...it's "haul" as in, that truck can haul logs.

[MyrtleTurtle1]

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." lol

[carolinaAzz555]

lol 0:28 P-I-M-P

[imani297]

WOW I AM SPEECHLESS WITH THIS THE SONG ON HERE

[qazsedcfftgbh]

One day your life will flash before your eyes.... Make sure it's worth watching

if they want to die then we'll kill them

you can't have a RAINbow with out RAIN

everyday is a gift that's why they call it the PRESENT

[FyiDancer]

at 31 what does that say?

[JoesCoolUsername]

mine is "Grandson, im a wise old man, so im allowed to touch you in the bathing suit area" lol

[zerobeat619]

if barbie isnt a slut than why do people have to bye her boyfriends

[amilliondollarnigga]

the funny thing is this fucking song talking bout she touched herself

[misspwettypwincess]

Thak You Soo Much This Helped Alot!

[ucrazy201]

AHHHHHHH NAKED TEDDY BEAR.

[hellosnick15]

whats the title...Of the song?

[WEGAVEHIMHELL]

SHIT!!! 1:23 perfect, I mean perfect for me.

[ALICE791209]

lol funny

[bvjorge]

the music sucks

[iflykrysh808]

I've got all these bitchez shaking in fear, quick to talk shit but too pussy to come near. !!!!! chaaaaa.

[josue7775]

call me a bitch & i will show u one... wtf?

[thisiswolfmoon]

@josue7775 meaning: if you call me a bitch, i'll act like one.

[windstand]

LMAO 1:30 is BEAST

[abercrombiegal4120]

"behind every bitch is man that made her that way" hahahaha

[alexhud11]

3:09 lol

[maz5641]

2:19 :DD

[GJKincses]

ALWAYS REMEMBER

" PEOPLE WHO CONTINUALLY USE THE WORD BUT, NEVER GO ANY WHERE IN LIFE, BECAUSE THEY ARE NORMALLY SITTING ON THEIR BUTTTTS." - GJK

[yearoldbeer]

I take my wife everywhere.............. but she keeps finding her way back.. :)

[xXKittehGoesRawrXx]

xD 1:33

[martini500xo]

haha <3 this

[95zeejo]

1:22 / 3:09 that one is funny

HAHhahah .

[doodsupsharon]

Dude you spelt your own account name wrong at the end...now thats funny. XD