True Blood, True Boner

[jeannaegirl]

0.0 oww.

[deltaw7219]

I would've gone to watch your other videos but you ran into the damn ground and RUINED the one I was trying to watch with your stupid fucking pop ups!!!

[scorpiobitch15]

What episode is this

[Idkjake74]

A needle in my dick that is the least radical thing lol I would be fuck that I would rather deal with the boner

[HerrWarja]

Haha, it doesn't look like his dick is growing, it looks like a snake is in his pants xD

[cassidysalvatore1]

dont tell me what to watch bitch

[nitecrawler26]

is he calling his dick baby??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[DaxShaw]

They need to have Tara and Jason as a couple, Crystal annoys me.

[vtcode95]

i saw titties!!!!

[thexhorrorloverx33]

lol

[TICKtock9625]

for fucks sake man how the hell can He get a boner from blood and i cant? kidding lol :)

[ACEOFSNIPERSGAMING]

pause 3:36 for boobs

[lilithmoon1979]

bahahahahaha a blister on his thumb because of all the jerking! LOL

[PurpleM70]

LOL I don't watch this show but I clicked the link anyway. Someone PLEASE explain what is happening? So he gets a boner from the blood?

[Admistad09]

He got a blister from jacking off too much?!?!? O___O

[sharks13123]

he's jerkin his thang!!

[ItBrandonSilver]

I'd love to be there sucking up all that cum.

[cyberzaikoo]

ehm wtf is this guys problem ? -.-

[framedanddried]

@cyberzaikoo he drank an entire vial of vampire blood...according to the mythology of the tv series..vampire blood has euphoric effects to humans kind of like a trilogy between acid, E, and meth...you only need one or two drops for the effect though...more than that and bad things happen.....hope that helps...

[cyberzaikoo]

@framedanddried thanks i appreciate it!

[werewolvesvampires]

I like when it was time for the doc to drain the blood the music changed!! Hommana hommana hommana!!

[11sillygirl]

I think it's pretty damn sexy;)

[projectSOUND3]

what episode is this?



[MrMarkhoppusrules]

LoL I laughed at the end. How did I get here from searching for Dumbo in the first place?!

[TheGeoff36]

I can't find this show ever on my TV Listings

[framedanddried]

@TheGeoff36 i thought it was hbo sundays at nine?? guess its different everywhere?

[FriendlyKitty32]

gosh thats sorta hot!

[ballz711]

hahahahah xDDD

[voodoo900]

he jerking it

[AkikoVampire]

omg seriously... 

[Jackramento]

THE FIRST SET OF TITTIES ON YOUTUBE 3:37

[MutantThrasher665]

this is why i dont watch True Blood

[nene12789]

that looks like it hurts

[taylahfication]

Lafayette gave jason vampire blood "V" and told him to have one drop of it, he took the whole vile which resulted in him having an erection for hours upon end unable to be "put down" so to speak

[ItBrandonSilver]

This shitty show should just be retitled "Ryan Kwanten's Hot Ass" because it's the only reason to watch it.

[Simsker]

@Whitney2022 that really came from a clip of true blood.Jason took too much vampire blood and thus after he masturbated resulted in a big erection,and he had Tara accompany him.

[Whitney2022]

why did he masturbaited som much? and is that really from true blood?

[nintram]

What was this all about? AND HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET SO MANY VIEWS while the other vids of this guy are better than this shit. No not even music from the Neverhood can save this priapism catastrophy.

[JuliaBandonni]

i don't watch the show and now i'm curious... what is going on? could somebody tell me pls?

[platinumblondebiatch]

this video explains why Lindsay Lohan loves this show, penis's that never go limp.

[THEJADEBUDDING]

lol he can't leave himself alone!!

[MrEpick17]

lol wtf

[bluffgrad07]

What the fuck happened to him when he was yelling in the bathroom? Did his dick explode or something. He drank some kind of liquid in the car, but can that cause you to have an abnormal boner? Just asking.

[shadowlapis]

get rid of the shit extra music, ugh!

[MystyMonster]

roflmfaoo LOOLfunny ass videoo

[luvspuff13]

what episode is at 3:00?

[esm6]

is this in louisiana? i live in louisiana, and nobody talks like this.

[masonw86]

I dont want to watch your other vids cause I dont want to see random pop ups telling me to watch your other vids.

[Zebrazilla]

@masonw86 thank you for most relevant comment, others should listen to you and we'll all feel much better

[masonw86]

@Zebrazilla Yeah you have more pop ups than Jason's pants

[hshawn00]

@masonw86 I agree with you. This user turned me off from watching any future videos because of all of the random pop ups. It's so stupid and annoying to do that. I thought about subscribing but you ruined it with your desperate begging for people to watch your other videos. Just plain stupid.

[krazykittymatt]

@masonw86 you can hit the little bubble button next tot he CC button and it turns them off.

[BLovely0521]

@masonw86 I concur, that is pretty much the most annoying thing ever

[Inflatostalker14]

@masonw86 This made me feel a lot better so maybe we should all listen to you, whats ur bidding master!

[HeyMrDJ]

TO: Zebrazilla - What the hell is MOAR???

[suqie888]

wow !!! you can fuck me !!!

[adtfrost666]

Ryan Kwanten is the hottest guy EVER!!! =D

[RyuandElise]

ahahahaha LOVE IT!!!!

[werewolvesvampires]

MarilyneTC when he got arrested and was in the cop car, he drank the vile that had vampire blood in it and when human drink vampire blood it's like ectsacy so it gave him an erection a bad one obviously so the doctor had to drain the blood out his penis. Got it? Good!!

[werewolvesvampires]

OMFG LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Funniest shit I've seen in weeks!!

[Swordruler1990]

What happened to him? I'm new to True Blood and I've only seen them drink a drop at a time so what did the whole vial do?

[marilyneTC]

i saw this episode yesterday and i don't understand what's wrong with him? what does he have?

[Hirschavitz]

WTF

Why is his dick the size of a house?????

[solesungodess217]

@Hirschavitz XDDDDD True boner! LMAO! =DD

[technus5]

wat happened? in the bathroom. did he orgasm of did it hurt?

[helooearth]

i love this show... I can't wait for the next episode.. i have watched them all on watchtube . n e t and no i am not sp4mming.

[Newtwist75]

Now thats an orgasm!

[RJ18wa]

He couldn't have just poured the vial onto the floor of the car or something?

[IchLiebeBill4833]

I have a boner

[TheSuirad]

the sex on this show is more graphic then niptuck

[Ab4550]

Cause its HBO, and HBO is the shit!

[Zebrazilla]

NO WATCH MINE

[TeryoLawVideos]

NO U HAVE TO WATCH MINE LOL.

[begood86]

what the ****... where is this from?

[jonaswifey12]

@begood86 true blood the vampire show on hbo

[begood86]

i found it myself to.... but thx anyway ;)

[ChristinaRocks707]

lols thats freaky ..

[jdnep]

i don't see what the problem is. if i had a boner that wouldn't go away i'd just masturbate till i passed out, then bate more!!! I LOVE BONERS!!!

[ToxsickEntertainment]

This is why guys can't have

multiple orgasms

O.e

[xMistaMikee]

that's hawt hahah

[PotterYouRotter7]

wooooooow....... -.- need some real guts to do that acting

[amazinginspiration]

im scared :o| why the fuck did i watch this before bed. shit fuck!

[ramses86]

i would have sucked him dry!

[eskimofreek]

Amen!

[shazifraz]

I dont get it...what happened?

[ShodieSaner]

Did you add the lame music in the background? Why?

[eskimofreek]

I know I shouldnt laugh but when I was watching this scene and I couldnt help but just lmao... poor Jason!

[PotterYouRotter7]

@eskimofreek what happened to his hand?? im really confused can you tell me? D:

[eskimofreek]

He got a blister on his hand from wanking too much so he could get rid of his boner

[bobmama1234]

No Comment

[phoenixrage1]

EPIC!!!!!

[jordan666die]

greatest show in the world cant wait for next season

[xxcloudburstxx]

Isn't that the same guy who was in Summerland?

[death20es]

outcontroll wanker

[chocolytesprynkles]

this is so hard to watch... and ima girl! XD

[LordMalice6d9]

I'd you can only imagine what it must be likefor a guy like myself to watch this.

[TheMysticMage]

Aha. XD

[ToxicKick]

fuck The Wire

[xevrlastngx]

fuck he totally jacks off and creams in this vid

[xirexs]

what episode is this?

[HeyItsASquirrel]

holy shit boobs at 3:36

[mazzaa1988]

''a needle in ma dik!"

[litzy91]

Ha! I laughed when he said "what? Hell thats sick, I mean to even suggest that.."

And the look he gave Tara lol as if he actually finds that disgusting; as if Jason :)

[coool123461]

what's the name of the episode?

[benmoffa]

True Blood

Just started in England last night.

[MrClamSmaka]

this is one fantastic series i love it. has plenty of gore,sex,and also full of humour. great show for those who have not seen it. check it out.

[emc8102]

this guy does such a good job as jason, just how i pictured him from reading the books

[lexigale]

holy masturbation. jesus. i could have gave him something better than his masturbation and porn.

[mynutsac]

Bianca Gross, Spenny Rice's cousin is so hot!!!

[xxwwefan4lifexx11]

lmfaoo! i never seen true blood but this is soo fucking funny!

[xXxRandomJess89xXx]

o.o thats one big -.-

[couplingfan15]

loved this part lol poor jason

[Paintsplash86]

If he keeps that up he won't only have blisters but his palms are gonna get pretty hairy lol :>

[foxpawz]

poor Jason. but man is he a great character on the show. and SO DAMN HOT !!

[derrangedmutha]

What an idiot. Jason was not blessed in the intelligence department.

[RJ18wa]

That was incredibly painful to watch...I've got phantom pains now.

[GaGaLuver1997]

lol

[EvilLilElmo]

Nice Jet Grind Radio music at the end.

[MovieGirlFreak]

I never understood why Jason and Tera never hooked up lol you know she loves him!!

[atharfianra]

Because Jason's a total manwhore, not interested in anything beyond physical gratification...and the fact Tera's been best friends with his sister for years, might be bit wierd for him...kinda knowing her TOO well...

[FlakoFino23]

this is his NOT SO SECRET ALTER EGO......JASON HARDHOUSE !! LOL!

[CloakedPyro8]

omg i luv this show its epic my fave is Eric then there Jason............ Bill has a pine tree up his ass which is why he cant have no fun  BP

[SegaShadow52]

what season is it and what episode

[xjackie93]

"My baby, my sweet sweet baby" xDD

[chocolytesprynkles]

ah that made me laugh out loud xD!

[maibma]

i want 2 watch the sex scene

[umwohoo]

i dont get it

[dildomageee]

funny as fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gagagagagagagagagaagaga

[terriTEXTA]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA!!!

lol! ahaha i love this show =D haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

[jojesse42407]

ROFLMFAO

[haffyhefe]

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[angelofdeath3790]

hahahaha that was freakin funny

[Alphonsus0di0Ligouri]

fucking hilarious. be careful what you wish for eh folks?

[piscesguy92]

lmao. Jason's the best character in this show. him, lafayette, amy, renee, and eric.

[shayneinsc]

what would havee really been funny ,is if they had locked him up, all the other cell mates would have seen his bone in the shower

[09muscle09]

lol...

[NYmovieGIRL]

now, what was on his thumb, exactly? and do I want to know?

[fd1708]

It was just a blister from wankin too much, so obv. he'd been goin at it for some time lol

[sexilover202]

probbably a wart or somthing

[justintan001]

so...wuts the problem in this?

*his boner wont go down

*his dick turned into a vampire

or

*somethin else entirely?

i dont get it...so thats wut vampire blood does to u?

[NYmovieGIRL]

What happened was that his hard-on got so out of control that not only would it not go down....it kept getting bigger to the point of it being a painful inconvince...like he couldn't wear jeans with out it getting in the way

[0ae8]

he took too much V, which acted like an erectile dysfunction pill, then it gave him a massive erection, his dick didnt turn into a vampire it just swelled excessively to the point of severe pain.

[BentHenny]

Does having V blood in you make you a Vampire? What all does it do for you?

[sturmgeist1819]

haha vampire dick...brings to mind the movie one eyed monster...

[KrazyKristen123]

lmao childbirth for guys :)

nice.

[JamesdeanML]

lol notive the music sounds like those enlargement commercials "bobs got a new boost of confidence"

[ProductionChing]

where can i get some V*

[ProductionChing]

Goddamn, where can V?

[sabbboy]

Where can I get some Vampire blood?

[hyphus27]

"It looks kinda like an eggplant."

HAHA. that doctor is awesome. i gotta start watching this show.

[EanddJProductions]

LMFAOOOO

[ShadowofFlames]

LMFAO XD HAHA this is great!

[Jenna10227]

that guy kind of looks like Ryan Reynolds at times...

[kevkevinkev]

What happened to his hand? a blister?

[mjtunstall1976]

great clip where can i find the full movie lol

[tengwarsenna]

It's a TV show called True Blood.

[mjtunstall1976]

yeah it is so cool wish i would try and get that vial lol

[Babiedoll333]

i have the ttv series on dvd...i haven't watched it yet but....i didn't see any vampire. wat is it about?? i also have the books....is this wat they r about?

[Turquoise66]

on HBO

[89angels20]

Holly shit, Im a girl and that shit scared me. Wow.

[paramorealltheway15]

oh that is so bad

[Wills666]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!

[ScarletHawtyIV]

LoLz! Was because he drank tha entire vial of vamp blood, an not jus a drop or 2. Still, got viagra beat all ta hell.