John Pinette "France & Italy"

[fzxman]

Does anyone know the name of the Italian song he sings a bit of at 2:00?

[Sergi762]

@fzxman Eh Cumpari

[DrOctagonapus69]

Watch this with closed captioning

[Ma1iciousMike]

@3:44 its a hotter version of snookie... I love john pinette I could watch his videos all day man

[missprisskris7]

they brought out food for hours. we were fighting among ourselves. stop ordering this is enough. i didnt order this. i didnt order this either.. they're just bringing out stuff. lets get outta here! LMAO

[TheLightbender12]

Timmy was too skinny

[lalaala12345]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Jodabomb24]

Hate to say it...but it's actually morte di fama. Not morta di fame, as he says it.

[Ifrid87]

@Jodabomb24 Well, that's "morto di fame". So he's quite right at the end.

[nflsqueeze]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING! YOU'RE WATCHING CNN IN ENGLISH! LMAO!

[KevinisMaximus666]

LOOK ATCHU EH!

[Notecrusher]

There's was a band called The French Are From Hell. Weird band name but hilarious.

[ursamajor26]

I laughed so hard it almost hurt...

[Tigerman1138]

@ursamajor26 My chiropractor showed me this on the way out one night.... I was laughing so hard, stomping my feet on the ground, running out of breath, bending over---doubled over---it made my injuries hurt----but it was TOO FUNNY! I laughed, out of breath, just dry-heaving in laughter. My mouth hurt from laughing.

[KenSchoen11408]

Does anyone know the name of the song he sings part of? Please let me know.

[barnaclebill3483]

@KenSchoen11408 It's called Eh Cumpari

[validvalidvalid1234]

LMAO i needed this.

[Taurimenio]

Secondo me siamo tutti Italiani e scriviamo in inglese perchè pensiamo che gli altri vengano dai più disparati paesi.

[caitmeg10]

I said "can we order?" He said "NO! First we're gonna bring out some food."

[thehypno78]

@caitmeg10 Poor Timmy !

[Magenta408]

Affamato - morto di fame!!! LOL!!

[islezynkeez72]

I love Italian food....but French food is scrumptious. Sure, it's the same cliche American thing to do...make fun of the French in every way...France has probably the greatest cuisine in the world. And I'm not French...I'm American.

[exhidiver]

@islezynkeez72 The French deserve it!

[rockincoffee]

@islezynkeez72 not really..its all an opinion.its not a fact unless your saying so im part french but i believe italian is king..it was an italian who taught a french man how to bake a cake

[sandrodream2]

@islezynkeez72 first to say that french have the best cusine in the world try the italian Regional food in italian Agriturismi and the Egyptian food too...remember that french food come from italian chef that learned at the french king how to cook during medievil ! an example the Pastry come from italy Pasticceria

[BigGreen204]

God, I love John Pinette.

[jakeeboii20]

I COULDA RAN IT IN 45 MINS!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHa OMG!!!! great set John

[jackielivi]

what is he singing?

[kayjo101]

@jackielivi Julus La Rosa - Eh Cumpari

[Taurimenio]

You ' re not scaring me!!!

[Nikkibabyxoxo117]

Its funny cause this is actually how Italians are....

[Taurimenio]

@Nikkibabyxoxo117 How are italians? :)

[shoeshandyohns]

my face hurts

[alaina03246]

R.I.P. Timmy! lol



[mechaniac1960]

LMAO, your da man john

[sillsfan2002]

This has to be one of the funniest piecest of stand up ever! It's even funnier if you've ever been to Italy because it's true!

[WarEagle140]

@sillsfan2002 or if you are italian... i would get to my grandparents house around 2 am cuz how long the drive is to their house and the table was covered in food and you HAD to eat. Even when I was 5 years old saying I just want to go to bed cuz I was tired but had to eat something first. One sandwich wasn't enough either lol.. it was "eat, you're so skinny and you're growing, you need food!" but it was okay cuz the food is AMAZING!!! It is always a fun time.

[sillsfan2002]

@WarEagle140 I grew up the same way! It's the best!

[WarEagle140]

@sillsfan2002 its too bad we live so far away from them.. but that also makes the times so much more memorable

[manu040687]

he's great!!! (i'm italian) :)

[cuntylishus]

He didn't know Nice is right next to Italy? Serves him right for not knowing the fucking geography of the place he was visiting. I mean Jesus fucking Christ, you ignorant fuck. Look it up in an atlas! ;)

[superchodemonkey]

@cuntylishus Probably didnt know it was that close.... retard

[LiquidPandles]

@cuntylishus It's a joke dude. Lighten the fuck up.

[FlyingV1000]

@cuntylishus How dare he. The nerve of some people. (sarcasm)

[Francesko263]

He's right about french people lol

[StandupComedyCenter]

Wow, John is good!

The best line was "He is dead pass that over here!"

[taylorjbr]

You know what im sayin! your watchin CNN in english,where's breakfast!!!

[smlevy42]

Had tears streaming down my face the first time I saw this video! I've forwarded it to many Italian friends and they have the same reaction. Thanks, John, for brightening up my day!

[WarEagle140]

@smlevy42 i think being italian makes it more funny. i was crying laughing when he was talking about the food cuz its so true!

[odmcarp]

@smlevy42 You're not kidding, this is the 10th time i've watched it over the past 6 months, and I still laugh. It's true about them bringing out food for hours.

[noxlights]

@smlevy42 I did the same thing!

[Alyssa0401]

wow ...he lost a lot ....thats good ....and hes funny too 

[blisteringsnot]

Now we come, we take your order... YOU'RE NOT SCARIN' ME!! Love it!!!

[cineasta71]

god he has lost a lot of weight.! good for him!

[paolinaswayTV]

oh my god he's hysterical

[Graupella]

He is my absolute favorite, just hysterical!!! Love him!!!

[gunman771000]

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN! YOU'RE WATCHING CNN IN ENGLISH! WHERE'S BREAKFAST??!!!"

He's funny when he's raging!

(And he does have a point)

[MarinePrk]

can someone spell feed me im hungry in italian

[merlot96]

@MarinePrk it's sono ha famato. I'm not an expert in the italian language, but I'm not sure that is the correct way to say it because 'ato' on the end of a verb makes it past tense. I would just say 'ho fame' or I'm hungry.

[superpoot1]

@merlot96 He's saying "sono affamato" which means "I am hungry/starving". Props on the knowledge though.

[brentwood419]

@MarinePrk  sono affamato

[pimpdaddyz45]

@brentwood419 no its sonno a formado

[weisenhorn6]

this guy is hilarius,i wish he could get more credit for it, he deservives that

[lffit]

Nice is full of italian restaurants I live there.... man do I hate Pasta, Pizza, Pizza, Pasta! lol

[DevilWole1995]

this was the best

[KTsings2396]

Saw this guy last weekend @ the Aquarius in Laughlin and LOVED THE SHOW!!!!! I haven't laughed like that in a while :)

[emlcompapps]

hes dead............... pass that over here, i always eat when im sad.

[Balinor280]

57 peoples fingers sliped.

[TheGiga19]

Eat italian food and you become like Pinette

[WolfganggAmadeus]

@TheGiga19

Actually, Italian Women Among the Thinnest in Europe... Maltese ladies weighed in as the plumpest in Europe with a BMI of 27, followed by the UK (26.9). Italian women where among the skinniest (BMI 24.8), ranking just behind their Swiss neighbors (24.1).

The chubbiest European men can be found in Ireland and Malta, both countries boast an average male BMI of 27.7. Italian men with a BMI of 26.5. The thinnest men can be found in France (BMI 25.9).

[xoxoDebbieGirlxoxo]

Thank you!!

[velvetsnape]

"Can I order?" "No, first we're going to bring out some food." *Wipes tears from eyes* lmao!

[shadowlost1976]

I remember this guy from when I was a kid and watched his early work. He still has it. Love his humor.

[xoxoDebbieGirlxoxo]

Does anybody know the song that he sings?

[dolcevita2180]

@xoxoDebbieGirlxoxo The title of the song is: " Eh cumpari".

[flapjack914]

I have always loved this guy since I first saw him talking about the Mazda Miata. . . . Absolutely Hilarious. . . . Ralohy Maye is one of my favorites as well !! Very Funny !!!

[scottmurdock01z]

I LOVE Pinettes riffs on ghandi and "world hunger".

[ethantheman31]

55 people weren't watching CNN in English.

[nohavaviper]

@ethantheman31 this NEVER gets old. everytime i see a video and it has a comment that says x number of people don't or do this. very creative

[degesai12]

it seems really nice but I'm italian and my english at the moment doesn't allow me to understand clearly the words and the Big G subtitles are actually a fail....is there anyone who know where I can find a text version??

[570dan]

Great to watch a comedian that doesn't need to be vulgar just funny. He has lost some weight from the first time I say his act, must be those salads???

[allThebestHits]

not funny at all

[Martyeffinmar]

@allThebestHits I agree.

[adtv2]

YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING. YOU'RE WATCHING CNN IN ENGLISH WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST

[marummusic]

@adtv2 Yes, that is exactly what he said. Kudos...

[dwpoint548]

THERES ALOT OF SALAD hahahaha lfmao

[IKEEMBLEM]

John Pinette and Gabriel Igesias, make it happen people! We need a special with these two!

[tico50]

I love this guy, yes he is funny without being vulgar. When I heard him for the first time on The View, he said "I don't know what Gluten is but its delicious" and he was right. I would love to see him Live someday.

[youandmeandothers14]

love this guy

[BlackPanteraSociety]

LOL It's funny because I almost starved to death in France too...bread is the only good think they have lol.

[derbigpr500]

@BlackPanteraSociety Then I can say you've probably never been to France. French food is some of the best in the world.

[BlackPanteraSociety]

@derbigpr500

Yeah in the Mediterranean areas though(like Marseilles). Paris was way too expensive for me. They charged me €8 for a crappy beer! In my country I get a better beer for €2. The only good restaurant I visited in Paris was this restaurant that specialised in fish. I took a mixed platter, and it was good...but it cost me about €30-35.

It's my taste really. I'm more used to Italian and Mediterranean food than high-class French food.

[rockincoffee]

@derbigpr500 hey its his opinion and for him its fact..he doesnt like.mean he doesnt like.or he could be kidding...but nobody beats italian food..and we love salad even more then the french.

[soulzito]

- Luigi... sono affamaaaaato...

- ... EH, LOOK AT YOU, EH?! He's sono affama-sono affamato... Giuseppe, come in here! Say it. Say it to Giuseppe... SAY IT!

- Sono affamaaato!

- LOOK AT YOU, EH!? YOU SON OF A BITCH!

My God, I never laughed so much in my life. LOL

[4thel0ve]

HI.LAR.IOUS!!!!

If you've ever been to Italy, you know the truth behind these jokes! :)

. . .

Doesn't matter if you're eating at the smallest "ma & pa" restaurants, or renowned elite venues; you will leave full and happy -- OR ELSE!

[lenjonxiii]

55 people were to skinny.

[0MGZz]

MORTE DE FAMA.

hahaha

[gregbeth33]

This funny man had me cryin I was laughing so hard. Will definately come and seem him when he's in town.

[ariamorte]

Was watching Dr. Katz and he did part of the skit...love it! lol

[Jeffroshow]

YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN!

[descentfromhistory]

54 people are French.

[TemplarX2]

@descentfromhistory Pinnette is a French name. He can only be of French ancestry like Randy Couture etc.

[TheRaiden999]

Oh my God ahahah XD i'm Italian and this is so funny! XD "sono affamato!" XD

he says it well : )

[JudithMcD1]

I truly enjoy him. Great delivery, very funny without going to lowest common denominator. He relates with you and creates the visual

[notoriousElsbrie]

whats the matter you dont like it

54 ppl died in italy

[descentfromhistory]

What was the name of the song he was singing?

[TheRaiden999]

@descentfromhistory "Eh Cumpari" by Julus La Rosa, and I am Italian, but I had never heard it before XD

[Frankmt215]

@descentfromhistory Eh Cumpari! Excellent Italian song!

[bubba3667]

Whats the song he sings there hah????

[wtfismycar]

@bubba3667 youtube "eh cumpare"

[SeerSucker1981]

i love this bit. alot of people confuse pinette as being another "im fat" self deprecation comedian. but hes actually a comedian who makes jokes about how passionate he is about cuisine. the fat stuff is just bonus material.

[Violet1974]

@SeerSucker1981 So true! LOVE him!!

[Aleesus]

SAY IT TO GUISEPPE

[bananabutter42]

Hahaha a skinny version of John Candy. hahaha think about it

[TheHyde55]

"Say it to Giuseppe. Sa-SAY IT!!!!"

[lorithlor]

Whats the song he's singing?

[96thehulk]

@lorithlor Eh Cumpari

[BryonYoungblood]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'!! YOU'RE WATCHIN' CNN IN ENGLISH!! WHERE'S BREAKFAST?!!

[MetalLark001]

"Hey! Look at chu, eh!"

[lfg4561]

ehhhh, lookacthu ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[coleyman1]

Not many comics today can keep it clean and be funny. Most have to use words that are offensive and vulgar. This guy is funny without being too much across the line. Heck, I laugh just looking at him!

[alfred0s1]

@coleyman1 Hahaa! I'm sorry, your comment... and then you use "Heck," and I can't help but thinking of Ned Flanders!

[MrV3n0m666]

@coleyman1 ok grandpa got offensed by some vulgar worrds boohooo

[coleyman1]

@MrV3n0m666 Not sure what "offensed" means or to whom you are calling "grandpa", but If it's me then you need to read again what I said. Do you speak and read english?

[mrnoodleisdead]

@coleyman1 censorship is for fuckwads. sure he's funny but don't fucking put down swearing. pussy.

[coleyman1]

@mrnoodleisdead Swearing is for people that don't have the vocabulary to express themselves any other way. I do agree, however, that there are times when some four letter words are the only way to get one's point across. Generally, they are not necessary. I am not against censorship, I was just making the point that his humor is entertaining without cursing. Guys like you just have to get the "f" word in the conversation. You must be young...

[SuperBearsfan101]

@coleyman1 hey gabriel dosnt say nothin bad

[magturb94]

@coleyman1 I love him soooo much. But even cleaner and funnier is Brian Regan! I think he's HILARIOUS

[ihatewestlifesince99]

Sorry,but the rest of the world knows that Americans are the Biggest Fat-asses. Plus the funniest stand up comics are African Americans. Their jokes are more about American reality,i'm white,but i'd rather listen to Black comics call me a honky than an overfeed fat whiteguy

[latinvin]

@ihatewestlifesince99 Sounds like you some white guilt...

[leopoldmozart]

@ihatewestlifesince99 Great Black stand up comics: Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphey, Chris Rock, Wanda Sykes...that's about it. I personally love Patrice O'Neil (he's an absolute GENIUS), but he doesn't have the general popularity to be one of the greats.

Ok, now, let's look at great Jewish stand ups: Jack Benny, Henny Youngman, George Burns, Milton Berle, Woody Allen, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Lenny Bruce, Jerry Seinfeld, Andrew Dice Clay, Sarah Silverman, Jon Stewart etc...

[Chuck7i]

It's funny, but i hate his face.

[ardiesken]

European people are more beautiful then americans.

[3287490]

whats the Italian song he sings at 2:05

[dawn1051]

@3287490 It's a Italian song (obviously haha) called "Eh Cumpari" Enter it in a search on here and you can listen to the entire song. Be forewarned, it will be stuck in your hear for days, Italian or not :~)

[PrestigeRocker1313]

53 people aren't hungry

[TroubleWylde2004]

IM SOOO EFFIN HUNGRY NOW!!!!!!

[offtherock11]

30.6% of adults in the United States are obese (30 pounds or more above a healthy weight). They have the highest obesity percentage in the world.

Italy is the 25th highest, with just 8.5% of adults being obese.

[meefee6]

we had our friend timmy. he was too skinny...we should of known he shouldent of come! halfway through the meal he died... but they kept trying too feed him! they were smacking him ..."whats da matta chu dont like???"

[e633xx]

OMG this guy's great!

[inugal321]

first it goes to your thighs.

and then you blow up.

[brettandtyler1]

HEY LOOK AT CHUU EH!!!!

say it jesepy sona formado..

LOOK AT CHUU EHH YOU SON OF A BITCH

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

Go Italia !!!!!

[hitman12]

your not scarying me!

[kafidiolo]

Veramente per quello che sono riuscito a capire lui parla bene di noi italiani, è vero che usa degli stereotipi, ma tutto sommato positivi !

[Taurimenio]

@kafidiolo Confermo.

[c0cky101]

Timmy was too skinny! He shouldnt have come! Halfway through the meal... HE DIED! lololololololololo :D

[c0cky101]

Timmy was too skinny! He shouldnt have come! Halfway through the meal... HE DIED! lololololololololo :D

[vinofiamma]

I think I heard angels sing as well. What sum matta you no like it !!

[mywoodinbush1015]

if anyone knows what the name of the song hes singin is let me know

[OoInservienteoO]

Sfottono sfottono però sono sempre in italia :)

Che si mangia stasera? Pizza? Pasta? solo cibo italiano...

La dieta mediterranea e in particolare quella italiana è considerata una delle più salutari al mondo...Tenetevi pure i vostri Hamburger e il vostro McDonald, a noi i Maccheroni e la Pizza ;)

Obesity rate in italy = approximately 10 %

Obesity rate in USA = over 22 % ...

[controlmyself84]

@OoInservienteoO non so se ne hai mai sentito parlare ma esiste una cosa chiamata "ironia"...ti consiglio di documentarti su quella che su statistiche di obesi

[OoInservienteoO]

@controlmyself84 usare sempre i soliti steriotipi che vanno avanti da anni non è ironico è patetico, so cos'è la parola ironia e la apprezzo in certe situazioni, meno in altre... un americano obeso che parla del modo di mangiare negli altri paesi non fa ridere :)

[marcoilserio]

@OoInservienteoO eddai è solo uno sketch! Noi italiani non rappresentiamo forse da sempre i tedeschi come nazisti birraioli o gli inglesi come snob con la tazza di te' in mano? Fatti una risata, dai

[controlmyself84]

@OoInservienteoO vabbè controlla nel dizionario anche la parola stereotipo....e tanto più guarda trasmissioni come i simpson o i griffin, dove gli americani si prendono in giro da soli in tutti i modi possibili e immaginabili... tanto più che sono rappresentati tutti grassi..

[ValeTifaNapoliTie]

@OoInservienteoO condivido!!

ogni tanto vado al McDonald e lo devo nascondere alla mia famiglia ahah altrimenti quello che mi sento dire è

"Che vai a fare a mangiare quella schifezza? mo ti faccio un bel piatto di pasta!" Meglio così però che dei genitori che fanno mangiare quella merda ai proprio figli!-.-

[Dalektopia]

I eat when I'm sad too...

[BigPoppaNasty11]

you know how you unbuckle your pants when ur done eating? well mine were around my ankles and they were chasing me with Kanole's lol omg thats classic :)

[Copper4head]

My family & I were talking about food this morning, while my sister was fishing through the refrigerator drawers. I don't remember the whole conversation, but I remember hearing her gasp & say " There's chocolate in here." continued, when she sat down, by "I heard the choir of angels singing; and I'm an Atheist."

[phiaragame]

lol

[CoutureBabeh]

whatsamattah U DUN LIKE IT1/!!?!?!?1

[ninjadude1021]

@CoutureBabeh HE'S DEAD!!!!!!... HERE PASS THAT OVER HERE...I EAT WHEN I'M SAD.

[lemonspn]

@dannymma John Pinette is singing a clip from the song "Eh, Cumpari" possibly sung by Julius LaRosa

[giuseppe90gp1]

gli italiani sono i migliori

[pest9666]

@giuseppe90gp1 cazzo di americani eh?

[RocBar93Returns]

ahah but this man is the last person in the world who can say "fat" to somebody. LOL

[Eddiexxx1990]

Respect From Naples (italy)

[dannymma]

what is the song he is singing?

[Taurimenio]

@dannymma I don' t remember...it 's wrote on comment back.

[Luxord989]

@dannymma Eh Cumpari :)

[LindanNine]

this guy is so underrated

[whoopy44]

I wanna go to Italy now....

[90francykikka90]

BY THE WAY, THERE IS MORE FAT PEOPLE IN USA THAN IN ITALY dudes