Robin Williams - Live At The Met - Cocaine

[sweetheart08753]

what's on his upper left thigh? please say a giant cell phone that he keeps grabbing with his hand.

[Lamdko]

lamdko@hotmail.com

[jackredskull12]

here are the three sighs to know if you have a cocaine problem

1.if you come home to your house and you have nothing and your cats gone "im out of here prick

2.if you have a dream of doing cocaine in your sleep and you cant fall asleep and your cocaine in your sleep and you cant fall asleep and you wake up and your doing cocaine bingo

3.if on your tax form and it says 50,000 for snacks

[Bartman954]

I would pay to see Sly do Shakespeare

[YisdBoy2015]

"Of mice and men" refference XD

[Drewpweiner84]

I'm not addicted to cocaine I just like the way it smells.anyone else?

[UnionKid15]

haha thanks for posting this.

[RachelNo1mjfan88]

He's so funny xD

[TheMitchBerry]

I know the guy that uploaded this

[Jagron]

@TheMitchBerry The truth.

[UpSideDownWaffleSoup]

@TheMitchBerry who gives a fuck dude

[enjoiskatn6371]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.



[ProtestantIRA]

I know a guy that got fired from his job for doing coke. But he worked for Pepsi so I'm not sure it was cocaine or Coca Cola that he was fired for.

[TheBriansDenn]

No, wrong. I worked at a Golf Course when i was fourteen, the guy who owned it was a coke head. I knew he did it but what I did not know is he and some guys who also worked at the course were running a ring and the golf course was a front. So no Robin, I never saw any of those guys or their friends on the course buggin out like you said. They knew how to party though.

[RitzDaCracker1]

God this dudes wierd....

[tomchernay]

erm i am from uk

[EnormousInside]

3:04, pretty funny

[vanboyfilms]

animabi THUMBS UP!!!

[SQUIRRELROAST]

fuck tosh.o. robin is the best ever. his references on coke werent very good. but i like him!

[Youngblood1701]

Coke? Please. I'll never do that. Its all about pepsi!

[AleciaMarlofj415]

hm Always a good time with me

[joeylarin]

its a nice thing tho cocaine.. hmm what a wonderful drug, anything t hat makes you paranoid and impotent give me more of that

[masterDevis]

I think he took some lines of that shit before the show! lol! you can tell because he talks really really fast! xD

[BenTube1990]

i think he's on cocaine now lol

[naterino]

the chop sticks part is the funniest

[dwkcamman611]

Awesome!!!

[bille77]

nobody knows he's got his nose completely pumped by the time!

[vladimir4200]

coke!? ugh i hate it, but damn it sure smells great!!!!

[pinkhotty100]

Hella funny!! lol

[bmak2100]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[CrazedCountryRebel31]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[thezachattack014]

this is great stuff

[BOBBYSOX86]

His mannerisms remind of Charles Manson lol

[LastGouki]

SMOKE CRACK

[LemonZeppelin]

I won't do cocaine on principle; the principle that I will either die or become an addict, neither of which are desirable.

[giausjulius4]

Is it just me or does the like/dislike bar look like a joint?

[Zro100126]

I got the sound from Hollywood.... lol

[1978janekaye]

He's funny as fk. A love it ;-)

[papnlockin]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[lightsshade]

"if on your tax form it says 50 thousand dollars for snacks...MADAY!"

[wolfmangml1]

I'M ALIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D:D

[2003SCT]

Its funny that he is talking about Cocaine...he has done his fair share. Even Pam Dauber was trying to tone him down off of it. Even though they were both using, John Belushi was the only one who never got out of that club.

[nothingspringstomind]

Tell me about the rabbits, tell me about the rabbits.

[Tatoon]

@nothingspringstomind

I didn't get that one...

[stocksandmore]

haha, he's so funny!

[Galedas]

That's not a man that's a damn house with legs!

[ihatemynameification]

This guy is great hes so coked up

[LTopomcFly]

he's so annoying

[vamplov365]

"Set down hut,Godzilla! One, two, pull back. S*** it's an eclipse! No it's not tiny white man it's just me."

"Cause that's why when you run the first couple of miles your going, I'm fabulous. After about 8 miles your going, I'm not to good. After about 26 miles your going, why the f*** did I do this?!"

Lolz great stuff Robin Williams. Very funny XD

[dandafox69]

there might be a snake ;)

[luismauricio12]

Golf is one of the few sports where a man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad lmfao thumbs up if u agree

[Lifter85]

this was kind of funny but not that great, too drawn out

[CanadianChronic2121]

Coke is kinda fun , but it's way too over-rated.

I've tried it quite a few time's , but never really enjoyed it all that much ...... the high isn't that Euphoric.... all it pretty much does for me is give me a boost of confidence & energy ........ and i end up staying awake all night lol

[RachelNo1mjfan88]

he's soo funny xD i watched him in the film ' Jack' on here earlier today :) brilliant film :).

[TheDemonicJuggalette]

he looks like Joey from Full House in this vid! XD

[NVaizard]

Nowadays you won't see anti-drug stuff even for cocaine. Shit, this world is screwed up. They should legalize weed, hell, they should even legalize crack cocaine. It's brain euthanasia, geting rid of useless people :-/

[ctp3233]

he is a goddamn house with legs!! :'D

[ratfluids]

Holy shit, he fucking seriously did the black guy as a big strong retard? Wow. Racist as hell.  He even did his best Sambo accent. Jesus.

[Gerardero]

@ratfluids that is the "Of Mice and Men reference". I don't think he was trying to be racist, he is indirectly saying that those football players are huge because Malkovich's character was huge

[jinkss111]

he's the master! of comedy!

[MarekUtd]

wish i could go back in time and go to this show.

[Gronmon]

His delivery on this show reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.

[UpisDown11]

@Gronmon i was just thinking the same thing!

[sugrpuss]

@Gronmon That's exactly what I thought.

[54421993]

@calisongbird aha :D I remember Lenny was very strong and big that's why he's used to symbolize a football player, right?

[mikemikemikemikeeee]

COCAINE'S A HELLUVA DRUG!

[54421993]

why does he say "tell me about the rabbits" ? :)

[calisongbird]

@54421993 Google "Of Mice and Men" by Steinbeck. He's quoting a famous line from a famous character named Lenny.

[SuperSparson]

Like the bit on Babe Ruth, Robin Williams is the shit

[William6likes6Rock]

THIS IS GOOD SHIT

[animabi]

Thumbs up if you got the Of Mice and Men reference! :'D

[bhabooshka]

@animabi would you mind explaining it to me? :)

[animabi]

@bhabooshka In the book, Of Mice and Men, there are two characters, george and Lenny. George being the smaller of them and Lenny being a rather big man who is mentally retarded. Lenny and george set out to earn money to buy a ranch and run it, and Lenny looks forward having rabbits on the ranch, because they are sot and he adores soft things. He would often ask george to tell him about how they would eventually run the ranch, especially the part of the rabbits. "Tell me 'bout the rabbits george"

[purplenurps]

@animabi Well done

[TFMusicVids]

@animabi you must still be in high school to remember that '.'

[Diablo4643]

@animabi Tell me bout the Rabbits :)

[verfugbarkite]

@animabi "tell me about the rabbits", I didn't know, but American audiences applaud subtly, which is ironic.

[animabi]

@verfugbarkite I would verify that if my computer had sound at the moment, but it doesn't.

Do you live in America? Because for many public schools that book is often the reading material.

[Isyr]

@animabi ^^ got it! was just thinking at start what the hell are u taking about ^^



[SupaChard89]

@animabi Not like it was hard...

[yamachicken]

@animabi tell me bout the rabbit...

[SwampDaddy7]

@animabi Tell me 'bout da rabbits!

[TheEagleOfTheNight]

too slow, IM RUNNIN!!! X()

[KrysikN]

This man is a comedic genius

[conorsmitheire]

this is the funniest live show ive EVER seen!!

think it was from 1986

[alishalikesyellow]

LMAO hes so funny!! i cant listen to him without picturing Genie from Aladdin!!

[SirKillingSanta]

i used ones Cocaine and i know what he ist talking about :P

[MagnusHansenMusic]

"To be or what?" hahahaha

[JRUSSO34]

@adronos its from of mice and men

[RonanMacQuarrie]

To be or what

[adronos]

i don't get the "tell me 'bout the rabbits" joke...what is it?

[Laxduke]

@adronos read the book and watch the movie "Of Mice and Men" you'll get it

[ElGranGomez]

@karg11 what the fake is wrong with you, the guy is amasing before yousay some thing is weard at leest write ok cause what the hell is sry

[spairpartsdealer]

Shit, an eclipse!

No tiny white man, is juss me. Lmao

[xAsThePalacesBurnx]

Off his tits!

[trumptking18]

lol he might not have been on cocaine but this is definitely a psychotic phase. Robin is bipolar.

[strangesl]

@trumptking18 he is an original he is the best comedian in the world to this day still in mork and mindi there was no script it was his improv

[iogdcutc]

He was on cocaine definetly

[stevepaxify]

Tell me bout the rabbits!

Lmao

[katekakes]

awesome!!!!!!!

[PtAltmVansanTarr]

Bill Hicks....

[khunpaen99]

man he love coke look at him he is high

[hardminder]

he's actually on cocaine

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

Is he on drugs while he's doing this?

[hardminder]

@TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano yes man he was with no doubt on cocaine while doing this and maybe alittle drunk... He admitted that he had cocaine adiction in the 70's and 80's....and he went to detox for being alcoholic.....that's the best part of the show when you know he's actually on cocaine...

[6rednek]

What was the rabbit reference from?

[cdickenson64]

@6rednek Of Mice and Men by George Steinbeck

[6868curtiss]

funny thing is this is all about coke, and the part were he talks boomer the qb being tackled and gets his legs bent wrong. so bad that it ended his career. the guy that hit him was LT. who was known for the massive amounts of coke that he used to do. ahhahahaha.

[ACDC392333]

Heres how it goes:

George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Bob Hope, Robin Williams.

Noone else even compares today. I like some comics today (Bill Maher, Zack Galifinakis, Ron White) , but the only one who can even IMAGINE eventually being considered amongst the ranks of those titans is Louis C.K. or maybe Chris Rock.

[pcfxer]

@ACDC392333 Try out some Craig Ferguson. Dude is underrated.

[ACDC392333]

@pcfxer I love Ferguson, look at my favorites ull see. But his show is better than his stand up i think.

[spfccsmft]

@ACDC392333 Are you familiar with Bill Hicks? Just wondering.

[YoungDaVinci91]

"Tell me about the rabbits, tell me about the rabbits." Love that book!

[Cboyrocka6188]

players sliding into home plate, your out! dont matter now baby im up now

[wildboyzsteveo]

that babe ruth part was priceless

[DANtheMANanus]

Im a stallone fan and i still lafed at this

[007glazenby]

Robin HAD to be on coke to channel that amountof energy.

[sopralto817]

@007glazenby He WAS, I believe, but not at this point. I'm pretty certain he comes by the energy naturally, he's just sort of manic like that...

[007glazenby]

@sopralto817 Great guy either way.

[dchockeygoali07]

"he was speedin' his titties off!"

[booloob]

his mouth should be in the circus

[JJHdisney]

lol hahahahahha cant stop laughing

[vampx2k7]

It should be called house basing! lol

[jellowbeene]

did he have those chopsticks up there the whole time just for that last bit about asians doing cocaine?

[KisaMay1]

He went 2 Juliard? Oo...... thats news 2 me...

[Jaahhk]

"there was a time... when i considered myself funny... but today, you have proven me wrong. thank you."

[nehifamily]

Love love love him! Sometimes you just have to laugh at things that shouldn't be funny just to stay sane.

[weirdguy75]

@qualitymasterone why does talking about drugs infringe apon the first amendment? Cocaine is a natural part of culture in the 20th century.

[cjcoco541]

@qualitymasterone lolololololol

[imacooldude506]

@qualitymasterone No such things as bad drugs.

[officeninj4]

Was he ever funny?

[bobthebanshee]

@officeninj4 Its just too old for yur type of humor, at the time he was the best amazing improv skills.

[officeninj4]

@bobthebanshee

I'm pretty sure I'm old enough since I'm way too old to be using "yur" instead of "your" and "Its" instead of "it's". I'm pushing 40, for fuck's sake.

[TheOneTheOnlyIvan]

I saw a pron vid of robin when he was one cocaine, it's like, jesus.

[TheShaderin]

3:03 amazing L O L .............

[supergirlprime]

i love this dude!!

[egyptianminor]

He's one of the best ever stand up guys, and has done almost everything:grass, coke, acid, ecstasy, speedball, and yes he was probably wired then.

[blackgumdrawpz]

@77sweetbabygirl Lol. Get a life.

[shadowVDP1]

I was the 4,000th like!

*throws ticketake parade*

[PandasLikeBamboo]

He looks and SOUNDS coked out of his mind... lol

[CarolinasPGApro]

pause right at 5:00....what a face!!! XD

[jjmcblaze]

He reminds of me on coke... LOL. luckily stopped the habit before it was too late.

[quenton94]

He's so coked out

[nickg887]

he's on coke here

[bruizer1100]

really funny an alcoholic making fun of coke heads

[zeewolsk]

omg i almost died laughing at the golf part "FOUR! FIVE! GET IT OUTTA HERE!!! IM NEVER GONNA MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!!!!" hahaha legendary

[UnknownAndUncaring]

Not gonna lie, few men have as much energy as that man. But I sure do and I'm proud of it!!!!

[DjrickandDjmike]

What a legend, really funny.

[sternspartan21]

Wow, hes on coke, talking about coke haha.

[jarondek]

TELL ME ABOUT THE RABBITS TELL ME ABOUT THE RABBITS I WILL LOVE YOU HUG YOU AND CALL U GEORGE

[bruizer1100]

@jarondek didnt get it whats its from

[captainniggerslayer]

he has a huuuuge cock

[pedrorfpg]

"they me 'bout the rabbits..."

Of mice and men

[Cowofgood]

ive always wondered what its like to be NOT FUNNY.

[Frostystraidlazed]

Heehee! I'm alive! :D

[karimmaged90]

GEORGE LOPEZ IS WAY BETTER

[kingson75]

tell me about the rabbits, LMAO



[Cannedmeat420]

lmao "we're back with sound again!"

[lightsshade]

50,000 for snacks lol

[TwistedMindCroatia]

Tell me 'bout the rabbits! Tell me 'bout the rabbits!

[brufassa]

@TwistedMindCroatia lol of mice and men

[hiddenunknownvpower]

112 people asked for their tapes back and got them

[elgostine]

*halfway through* 'i cant breath,' its THAT funny

[BozsiD]

@elgostine

I know, I feel exactly the same. I've just bought the DVD via his own website. It's from Australia, so a bit pricey but COMPLETELY worth it. Laughing so much you can't breathe is one of the best experiences in life...

[BozsiD]

I know. Every time I see it the same thing happens to me. Laughing so much you can't breathe is almost the best experience in life!

[heyheyscotty]

hahaha, HE was on coke while doing this show!

[seekerentertainment]

@heyheyscotty he was on allkinds of shit man lol.

[BuIletForMyVaIentine]

3:05

Best. Thing. I. Have. Ever. Heard. In. My. Life.

[Chuichupachichi]

The way in which he improvises one thing after another with his brain functioning at 9 million miles per hour & revving in the red... I'd say he's a natural Motor Head

The reason why they outlawed Cocaine was because too many white men were becoming paranoid with the outspoken notion of "sex crazed Negros, high on Cocaine, getting with white women".

[Chuichupachichi]

But that didn't work for long cuz then the 1980's came & Eric Dickerson was with the Rams in Orange County, hanging out at night clubs as the only man at a table with blonds all the way around & a big pile of powder in the middle... saying; "when you're a celebrity that can run faster than Kunta Kinte, you can publicly be a "sex crazed Negro, high on Cocaine, getting with white women"

[cmarr33]

Wow...this man is not funny. People had bad taste in comedy in the 80's.

[VeFF666]

@cmarr33 your a homo if u dont think this is funny