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  • He got cock blocked :/

  • she dies in me3 so maybe thats why

  • maybe in mass effect 3 you can continue this?

  • no great loss. ugh i hate samara but the game never gave me the option to save her daughter and kill her >=(

  • What about the casual sex option?

  • samara is like 1000 years old dude... shepard is in his 30s.

  • hopefully, you can romance samara in the third game. i think maybe you can because bioware said there will be new romance options. heres hoping.

  • "But Shepard you must put the thought from your mind.It can never be."

    "Samara it can be.You just have to open your legs.."

    O.O

    "I..I mean your mind...definitely..."

  • So sad. I wasn't really interested in her until this scene and then she totally becomes more human at the same time she rejects you. :-(

  • Looks at space Why God!!!!!!!!!!! Why !!!!

  • Rejected!

  • Well, at least we got her out of the room. Lol

  • well... Another one placed on the friendzone.

  • 1) Choose hottest asari in universe.

    2) Try to get some action.

    3) ???

    4) Fap alone. T-T

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  • Cock blocked.

  • She went in ffor the kiss first;)

  • 1:43

    Samara: "Shepard"

    Shepard: "Wrex"

  • I want Grunt-sex :/

  • I have the hots for Samara and this scene always winds me up...

  • Where did she go ?

  • @MrFancyJunk lol teach him not to mess with a renegade

  • This is tragic!!!! The music almost made me cry!

  • So my friend and I love ME2 and I told him about a Samara romance. So he watched and he said it was lame. I told him it was great because of the emotion and disappointment in Samara and he replied "so what? There was no boobs"

    So I had enough of his disingenuous assertions (if you know what I mean)

  • @MrFancyJunk lmao

  • shepard....forever alone! X'(

  • shutDOWN

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  • So this game is a simulator now?

  • Hey, it worked out better than romancing Morinth. :D

  • "In another time... another life"

    So...that means she finds happiness with you in ME3??

  • This is so depressing. Samara is totally my favorite Mass Effect character but she's only -almost- able to romance. I'm a girl, I don't even like women, and I reeeally wish I could make Shepard romance her xD

  • BLUE balled.

  • cock blocked

  • @thebobsterjones it's not about cocks or sex you fucking animal... it's about love

  • @888ReptileMan1788 yeah, love with a video game character. Also my "cock-blocked" was purely ironical

  • All those damn paragon points and you STILL don't get the hot samurai chick. I guess nice guys really do finish last...

  • wow... that scene was more sad than I thought. Poor default Shepard, he'll never get any.

  • Forever alone.

  • Which bit of the normandy does she walk off to?

  • @Bustersword910 the next room on the same floor and looks at the core , its were those two ppl are sitting down talking

  • @Bustersword910 She goes into the crew's quarters, but following her there doesn't change anything.

  • This scene is so shit. Samara's face was always creepy due to Bioware's bad facial animations, but with all the close-ups and awkward poses and angles here Samara's creepiness is amplified a thousand fucking times.

  • an alian!!!

  • 1:48

    I hate you bitch!

  • I bet she Bionic facepalmed herself in the crew quarters when she realized what she did.

  • Трахунчик Шеппард))

  • @erbol2512

    А как он с ней замутил, я ни разу подобных диалогов в игре не видел, может мод какой?

  • @9A97 эта сцена доступна, если на данный момент ни с кем другим не мутить

  • @SylarTheVillain

    А у тебя получилось? К ней можно подойти ещё раз или она в конец отказывает?

  • @9A97 после этого она некоторое время торчит в соседней комнате с мужиком и телкой из Цербера, а потом возвращается обратно. но нет, по-настоящему с ней мутить нельзя.

    есть надежда, что можно будет в третьей части...

  • harbinger- we must stop shepard!

    reaper council- ahh yes, shepard, the supposed bad ass and alien virgin/ milf loving human in council space, we have dismissed that claim

    Harbinger- >:(

  • @ISeenACar87 blue*

  • Blow balls two hours before a suicide mission lol

  • Shepard: fuck just got rejected... * goes onto captains cabin* fap fap fap

  • DENIED

  • She might mind fuck Shepard like mornith.

  • I see I was right to bang Miranda

  • Morinth: *goes to ladies room*

    Shepard: *bursts into ladies room* "its my ship bitch! and shut your mouth EDI"

  • COUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  • COUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  • I actually liked that Samara rejected him. It shows that Shepard can't always have his/her way with things. One of the few things I didn't like about Mass Effect was that Shepard seemed to be a Mary Sue/Gary Stu and always got what he/she wanted. But with Mass Effect 2, there was this thing with Samara and the aftermath of Arrival that showed that Shepard can't always smooth talk or barrel his/her way out of everything

  • @Fapfappa Agreed. Shepard also can't have more than one love interest which was frustrating but realistic.

  • COOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK­KKKKKKKKK BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCKKKK­KK!!!!

  • SAMARA? Y U NO LOVE ME?

  • does anyone know if samara is coming back in Me3?

  • @56evilbat To be honest with you, i'd really like to know too. She was a very interesting character and yet underestimated by Bioware.

    Apparently, she will be back with Mordin Solus, but some people say it'll be in a minor role.

    Well, i hope she will be a squadmate, or at least temporary for some specific missions.

  • after she goes into the other room you should hear a gunshot

  • @silentninjat lol.

  • Quite an Artistic scene really

    

  • awww :'c

  • @stadsdrol you actually just made my life with that comment XD

  • Shepard cried while fapping before going through the Omega Relay.

  • Where did she go? Did she go to the restroom after she ditched him?!?! lol

  • Shepard says:.........

    Shepard thinks: stupid bitch cunt

  • The Friend-Zone+Cock Block+Blue Balls (literally)=Epic Fail

  • Samara : In another time... another life

    Shepard : Another life huh? HARBINGER!

    Harbinger : ASSUMING CONTROL! IF I HAVE TO FUCK YOU SHEPARD I WILL!

    Shepard : Damn right you wil-- Oh shit! Hold on, totally forgot to do some callibrations first...

  • @Stadsdrol I should go

  • @Stadsdrol LMAO im in tears LOL

  • Forever alone... Hey Tali nice mask you've got there ; )

  • 10 people are ardat-yakshi's (if you played ME2 before you know what this means)

  • This is truly sad. She had 3 daughters, all pure blood, all black widows. And then she find someone who could be her mate, but both her code and sheer age stands in her way, and she walks away denying the renewed -but in vain- hope of ever having a family. (ona that doesn cause innocent people to die).

  • I would really like Samara to be a romance option in ME 3

  • You didnt took down collectors yet ?!?!?.... No sex men , sry

  • lol shepard is a GILF hunter. samara is 1000 years old or some shit.

  • To be honest, This is one of the most emotional cutscenes in Mass Effect 2. Samara has sacrificed her own life, family, love for what she believes is the greater good. Hunting and killing criminals for hundreds of years. She is drawn into this moment which Shepard's love has influenced her to become awakened and rid of the suffering she is forced to live with. As she rejects Shepard (because of the code) you can see she feels regret, remorse as if she was given a second chance to live again.

  • COCKBLOCK ALERT!!!!

    COCKBLOCK ALERT!!!!

  • If you had a romance with Ashley or Liara in Mass Effect, can you still have this moment occur?

  • I hope that they change her around and you can romance her fully that would be great and not just hold hands

  • Tali jumps shepard and kisses him :)

    jack cry kiss hug :(

    morinth focks shepard brain O_O

    miranda boobies kiss sex XD :)

    samara hold hands -_-

  • @katsupoi24 There is a possible romance with her in the third game if you had this conversation I've heard.. We'll see.

  • oh man that was the biggest cockblock i could almost feel it trough this screen right into my manhood i feel bad for shep

  • THIS is why Samara is my second favorite character in ME2 (Right behind Mordin). You can't have everyone in real life, the same rule should apply to Shepard.

  • Does anyone know is romancing samara restricts u from having another relationship since she rejects u? Please respond

  • @ironchicken3o3 No, it doesn't kill your other options. My renegade shep ended off with Liara in ME1 and I was able to bed Jack, Tali, & go back to Liara all in one ME2 playthrough.

  • @riptide173 Thanks cause the whole reason for my current playthrough was to set up for liara in me3, but i seduced samara and just wanted to know if that counted. thanks for the help

  • she has a nice view in her quarters...

  • damn i fucked up at the last moment damn boner!

  • That awkward moment when you type Samara in youtube, and you get scared.

  • shes like.....the ultimate milf? gilf? ffs she can get the D

  • Cockblock!!!

  • I really think you will be able to romance her in ME3 somehow, some of the words she says to you like "I think I could find more then happiness with you", plus she gets up close to you... Its her fucking code that is holding her back I think.

  • THIS close. THIS FUCKING CLOSE. ||

  • Why do you hurt me, Samara?

  • shepard epic fail!

  • Flirting the Justica....heavy risk....But the (boob) SIZZZZZZZZEEEE

  • @paganini799 lmao

  • So the bottemline is u cant have sex with nither Samara nor Morinth ?

  • @omkar415star

    oh you can ave sex with morinth...i have actually, and let me tell you..it's to die for.

  • @fluffyzhangfei

    Yeah so the game restarts

    so no i guess ?

  • Ahh blue balls....An army of sperm sitting in the scrotum between you're legs caused by a blue warrior women.... we have dismissed those claims.

  • damn...the music makes it worse... T__T

  • Guys, do you know that this romance attempt is flagged for import in Mass Effect 3? There is still a hope! :)

  • SAMARA, you have been in the bathroom for 30 minutes. there are other people this ship you know.

  • REJECTED!!!!

  • she'd better change her mind in Mass Effect 3... i don't wanna plow Liara again...

  • How did you manage to max out BOTH your paragon and renegade bars? I didn't even know that was possible.

  • @1337ijs

    There's actually a dialogue tree near the beginning where you can keep selecting the same option over-and-over again. You get points every time you do. You can fully max out your paragon/renegade before the main game begins.

    Forget where though. Haven't played it in a while.

  • @KingDiamondHead Damn. I think know which part you're talking about, and I'm long past it already. Oh well. Next playthrough, I guess.

  • OMG 1:34 Shepard has boobs!!!

  • I would NEVER screw a man who used 'you're a woman and you have needs' as his pickup line. Yuk

  • If this would my girlfriend would say to me it would be hard for me not to cry

  • asiris a little squishy anyone agree

  • @Turk343 Like that Krogan on the Citadel said! Where ARE you supposed to get a decent grip? Lol joking I romanced Liara for Great Justice

  • 8 people got rejected.

  • Now if you listen carefully to this romance song you'll hear a very large difference between this one and the one that plays with every other romance. Its more subtle, harmonic, and even "divine"; a fitting song to go with the scene and situation. The others are more eratic and deep; but this one is more emotional.

  • >What about casual sex?

  • Shepard was think: "Why I didn't meet her before the Normandy SR-1's destruction!?!"

  • 1:55

    Forever alone.

  • Samara > Every other woman in ME.

    Why, Bioware, why =(

  • Regection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • Fuck your damn code DX

  • HIT ON SAMARA! like a boss GET REJECTED! like a boss SWALLOW SADNESS! like a boss SEND SOME FAXES like a boss

  • @jesterface69 you fucking legend! hahaha xD

  • @jesterface69 DEFEAT THE COLLECTORS! like a baws!

  • @jesterface69 like a boss! we're you watching that video b4 u saw this?

  • @jesterface69 BOMB THE REAPERS like a boss

  • 0:56 I wonder what would she respond if Shepard said "What about casual sex?" at that moment.

  • @triviumfan35 I tried it and the result is even worse than this one. She just tells you that she isn't interested in sex without emotion either, and Shep leaves.

  • @triviumfan35 She smiles and seems flattered by it, but still it's a big no.

  • Samara better be a LI in ME3 since if you all survive I doubt they'll be any crime anytime soon

  • @Salaiya1 lol, samara, that is the reason why i saved the galaxy, no crime, co code, now lets go morinths place

  • "Because I'm tired of all the fem Shepard videos, I finally put a video of a male"

    That's because you got 15 yo boys experiencing puberty for the first time and want to see lesbian action in a video game lmao, I don't find anything amusing in that. Thanks for the video. By the way I have tried to Romance Samara, it never ended like that. How did you pull this off?

  • @ImanSain515O or the fact that some guys just simply don't want to see a man's backside for a game that could take months(years depending) if you really want to do everything.

  • @ImanSain515O im tired of all male shephards!!!!!!!!!

  • @ImanSain515O not everyone likes hearign jennifer hales pornstar voice....

  • MILF *sniff*

  • bummer.

  • REJECTED !

  • Samara, the first wooman in the whole mass effect universe to say:

    "NO SEX FOR YOU YOUNG MAN!"

  • "What about casual sex?"

    "...ok..."

  • i perfer liara, but gah, she is so cold....

  • Samara: Shepard.

    Shepard: I thought we could chat a bit.

    Samara: You thought wrong.

    *Le awkward silence*

    Shepard: I should go.

  • @katosjoes the risk can just go ahead and watch me take the priiize...

  • so technically she is a pueblood asari because didn't her daughter say something about herself being the genetic destiny of the asari.... so we all know that liara is a pure blood so does that explain why biotic powers are so freakin strong, maybe liara is actually an ardat yakshi but minus the whole if you have sex with me i fry your brain thing that morinth had.

  • @56evilbat

    death sex is the whole point of calling someone an Ardat Yakshi......strong biotics have nothing to do with it

  • @56evilbat Well... Ardat Yakshi is an archaic term for the asarian language, which is also a rare genetic disease from purebloods, which she embraces with pride. It is a dangerous condition because it is deadly and very addictive. An ardat yakshi is sterile, but they grow stronger each time they kill a person/specie while performing sexual advances this way. She may have been doing this for centuries to be as powerful as her Mother. An ardat yakshi sufferer are opted to stay in monasteries.

  • @Crazzimus same here :/

  • I'd by psyched if they broke the space-time continuum in ME3 and found a non-justicar Samara on the other side.

  • That ending is better then her killing you

  • "Oh, no worries Samara. I'll just go back to fantasizing about you when I'm spanking it."

  • That is romantic... heartbreaking.

  • Samara: "in another time, another life..."

    (walks through the door)

    Shepard: (pulls out omni-tool)

    "So... Liara... did I mention I would be on Illium this weekend?..."

  • @Indoornutt Lmfao

  • Shepard, excuze, ill go masturbate a little.

  • poor sod

  • Reminds me of my High School years...