Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatre - BEST ENGLISH SUBTITLES - 1/11

[AMDG1992W]

pour enlevez les commentaires y'a un petit bouton en bas a droite de la vidéos !

[diecartmandie]

"cest le lion de cléopatre" = commentaire inutile

[diecartmandie]

crisse de maudits commentaires partout dans le films!!!! enleve les donc osti!!!!!

[666666MetalHead]

T'as pas oublié que Cléopâtre est interpretée par Monica Belluci?

[LaBoricua2591]

Um, I thought this had subtitles.

[myblackheart2]

3:37 "mwa?" xD LOL. Adorable chat! ♥

[Ofians]

A Alexandrie ou en Alexandrie, on peut dire les deux... Ça m'a tué cette réplique !!

[ienaontheroad]

superbe :D

[forzzaOL]

pas mal le clin d'oeil a pulp fiction quand chabat dessine la pyramide avec son doigt

[evernier]

pas mal mais pourquoi avoir changer les noms? par ex: numerobis= numberbis au lieu de edifis ou bien immondice= flith au lieu de metropolis ou alors la, j'ai pas bien compris le hubert a la place de serge??

[Lalegendaire]

c'est le premier film d'astérix que j'ai vu et c'est mon préféré!! =D

[18079526262]

WTF i dont wanna read a damn book, i wanna watch a movie!

[fra2603]

architechter mdr quoi

[wimpie25]

Ce sera MOI qui va construire ce palais!

Oh how I love this kind of humour, there aren't words for it :p

[kitykaty79]

subtitiles sil vous plait...

[Lalegendaire]

@jerseynumber76 C'est claire!! XD

[Litomberboum]

The sous titres are hilarious, especuially when you can understand the original language! Delicate Cleopatra; lol

[norsketown]

Wasn't Gerard Darmon also in a film with Nick Nolte?

[jerseynumber76]

C'est quand meme de l'arnaque, il est petit, donc il faudra pas beaucoup d'or pour le couvrir...

[TrancyMiss]

J'adore le chat: TROIS...mwaa? x'D Trop mignon!

[Walter85143]

tiens! un gars qui est plus court que Debbouze ! il doit être nain !

[lilouf2000]

Il est bizarre ce sol...il est pas palpable !

:D

[lilouf2000]

Kik kik kik kik !

Immondice ?...

Loveandpeace ?...

Serge.

LOL

[ScoopzyDaizy]

@lilouf2000 I agree...one of the most hillarious and genius moments in any comedy ever made XD

[Cruellard]

Je suis surement sadique, mais la scene ou le magneau se fait bouffer est vraiment la meilleure.

[EmmaInCandyland]

Je trouve ca pas mal moi :)

[FirstGumSound]

Lol un de mes films prefere!!

[deyvid139]

3:32 regardez le chat telement drole!!!

[thangdien1991]

thank you very much for your devoted and wonderful work.

[fabertt444]

I already have the movie, I've just watched it xd

[MsCloclote]

3:38

[ReipubliKa]

il est bizarre ce sol, il est pas palpable

[AlwaysPinkPositive]

Merci beaucoup pour le film!!! C'est mon préféré :)

[EGstar92]

this is a Awesome funny movie haha, thanx for the subs!! :D

[Frenchkisssss]

c'est n'importe quoi tes subtiles ! 

[asterixsub]

@Frenchkisssss : Ah tiens :-) Super constructif comme critique.

[LittleDudyy]

@asterixsub Pour être un peu plus constructif, c'est vrai que y'a pas mal de trucs non traduits.

Je me doute bien que c'est pas evident, sous-titrant moi même certaines series britanniques, mais je pense que y'a un peu trop d'oublis. Cependant l'ambition est là et c'est cool de faire partager :)

[asterixsub]

@LittleDudyy : Quand tu dis "des trucS2, tu veux dire des éléments importants dans ce qu'ils disent, ou des vannes?

J'ai gardé strictement toutes les vannes (à part deux oublis qui ont déjà été pointés par des gens)

En ce qui concerne les dialogues eux-mêmes, j'ai contracté les phrases tout en gardant le sens général, pour suivre le ryhtme des dialogues, qui vont très vite (surtout Jamel)

[Doze67]

@asterixsub

J'aime bien "gerard darmon n'est pas une superstar en France"

t'es Français ? °°

Sinon bien joué les sous-titres sont bien faits !

[Gatran1]

De 1:33 à 1:42, ça me fait furieusement penser à Stargate.

[asterixsub]

@Gatran1 : Alors regarde la partie 7, au timing 6'58'' !!! :-)

[SuperMusicTV]

@Gatran1 Tout à fait d'accord !!

On dirait exactement le début du générique de SG1 ! =D (image et musique)

[HiyaIhateyouall]

j'aome bien le idiot/Egypt :)

[lilamilkamaus]

Le chat est génial xD trois *mois*? xD

[yootube56320]

J'adore " Il est où le magnon ? Ils ont mangés le magnon ? " xD

[cecillbill]

This movie had me loving it the moment they had the cat meow 'three months?" lol

[dracowolfdu80]

"mais MOI !" XD 

[africanpride69]

do we have to purchase the movie to get the subtitles?

[asterixsub]

@africanpride69 : Of course not! To get the subtitles, simply read the tag that appears in the video at 0'13'' in the bottom-right-hand corner of the video... (if you watch the video from your stupid iPhone and can't see it, then... TOO BAD FOR YOU!)

[arthur2008100]

C'est un lion ca ? x)

[asterixsub]

@arthur2008100 : Non, c'est un léopard, mais c'était une référence à la chanson "C'est le lion de Cléopâtre, c'est le Roi des animaux" présente dans le dessin animé.

[vikingdu12]

Ce film est MY-THI-QUE !

[zecle]

pas mal le "count your horus"

[asterixsub]

@zecle : Merci! Il n'y en a pas beaucoup qui le remarquent! (ou qui le comprennent)

[JA268]

the study of ancient civilizations is quite fascinating to me. That is why I love the Asterix comics!

[asterixsub]

@JA268 : If you read the passionate debate that took place in the comments, you'll see that nobody recommends Asterix as a "study of ancient civilizations"... You'd better read the comic book "Alix" :-)

[JA268]

@asterixsub I meant comparisons

[PattyDantes]

i already bought the movie...

i am just watching here because another person in the house went to tv first...

[asterixsub]

@PattyDantes : Are you replying *personally* to the public Caption "Buy the movie" ??? Internet never ceases to amaze me.

[bide777]

... months xD

[nonobaybee]

awww the poor lamb!!

[diddymuck]

Wonderful work! You're the greatest for this material!!! If I ever see you I'll buy you an ice cream cone!!

[DJFU999]

@asterixsub Hannibal was from Carthage and he was Black. The figure you know as Jesus did exist, but his name wasn't "Jesus" and he was born in Bethlehem. And if Cleopatra was mixed, she was Black. Just as Halle Berry and Victoria Rowell are Black, even though they have a White parent.

[DJFU999]

@asterixsub And as far as "polluting" goes. Please European descendants have received handed down instructions with regards to how to pollute and destroy African Culture and History.

[asterixsub]

@DJFU999 : I agree with you on that. 100%. But your posts are still full of historical mistakes.

[DJFU999]

@asterixsub I read the wikipedia write-ups as well. That doesn't surprise me. According to the powers that be Hannibal and Jesus weren't Black either. So why should Cleopatra be any different, right? Lol

[asterixsub]

@DJFU999 : Hannibal was a member of Carthage's rich elite, itself located close to today's Tunis, and founded by Phoenicians (traders from the Middle East). So, I don't know if he was black, but it's not very likely. Jesus (if he ever existed) was born in f***ng Isreal, so he too looked more like a Syrian.

I believe that what you're trying to say is that many Egyptian pharaohs were black. That IS true (Wikipedia: Black_pharaoh), but it was 1000 years earlier.

[DJFU999]

@asterixsub First of all. If you admit racial mixing, this is still inaccurate. When Black People and White People reproduce, the offspring come out looking like fair-skinned Black People. Examples are Vanessa Williams, Alicia Keys and Barack Obama. Mixed offspring don't come out looking like Monica Bellucci. Lol.

[asterixsub]

@DJFU999 : I never said Cleopatra looked like Monica Bellucci. I just said she wasn't black. And I've already said that this movie is NOT. HISTORICALLY. ACCURATE. It's a comedy based on anachronisms.

[DJFU999]

@asterixsub Cleopatra was no more. Greek than Shaka Zulu. Lol. Fuck Alexander the great. Black People ruled ancient Egyp and Cleopatra was one of them. Stop with those lies.

[asterixsub]

@DJFU999 : First, there were several Cleopatras, I to VII ( Wikipedia: Cleopatra_(disambiguation) ). Here we talk about Cleopatra VII. However, all Cleopatras were rulers of the Ptolemaic Egypt ( Wikipedia: Ptolemaic_dynasty ), which makes them Greek. They didn't even bother learning Egyptian (except for Cleopatra VII).

However, considering the blood mix along generations, she indeed probably had a dark skin, but less than "real" Egyptians.

Now, stop polluting please.

[DJFU999]

@diddymuck Riiiiiiight. Cleopatra was Greek now? Wtf. That's the first time I've heard that. That's crazy.

[asterixsub]

Of course she was Greek. See diddymuck's reply.

[diddymuck]

movie not subbed or dubbed. Learn French and enjoy.

[asterixsub]

@diddymuck : What do you mean not subbed??? It's entirely subbed.

[diddymuck]

@asterixsub really? unless there has been another copy produced with translations, I found there only French dvds on the market. Is this a new release characteristic?

[asterixsub]

@diddymuck : I didn't know you were talking about the DVD. I thought you were talking about this video. Well, I don't know if there is any English speaking DVD of the movie. I guess there should be, considering it's an international production.

[ImWithTheScenery]

I'm not fluent, but you did an excellent job on the translation. :]

This is my second time watching it, because it's awesome!

I'm going to buy it today.

[DJFU999]

This is such bullshit. As usual, The Egyptians are portrayed by white people. This is historically inaccurate.

[asterixsub]

@DJFU999 : Yes, but this is openly admitted. This humor is all about anachronism (Wikipedia: anachronism). This comic is originally by French people, and do you really think that it's accurately portraying Gauls? :-)

[diddymuck]

@DJFU999 sorry mate, Cleopatra was a Greek put into the throne as per lineage established by the conqueror Alexander the Great.

[ixie122]

I have the comic for this, they did a good job.

[hemir9]

Poor baby lamb :(

[kbbles]

i saw this movie with my class last year

it was awesome!

[SparksYukiSparks]

aww poor baby lamb

[abcasd1]

oh wow thx

[StormWolf01]

Je rêve ou ils ont coupés quand cléopatre dit

"si tu réussi, tu sera couvert d'or". Normalement il répond "ca fait plaisir".

Puis elle dit "sinon on te jettera aux crocodiles", et il dit "ca fait pas plaisir".

[asterixsub]

@StormWolf01 : Tiens, c'est vrai ça! Je suis perplexe. Je me souviens parfaitement avoir traduit le sous-titre.

[trabzz10lu]

@asterixsub c'est pas ici ce passage, c'est quand astérix tombe amoureux d'une des filles... lorsque numéro bis demande l'autorisation pour avoir de l'aide des gaulois..

[asterixsub]

@trabzz10lu Bien vu l'aveugle!

[Clialalaa]

@StormWolf01 Nan ils lon pas couper c'est ds la fin de la partie 3 qu'il dit ça regard

[monsieurouxx]

You need to use the menu on the bottom-right-corner of the video.