Carl Barron - Montreal Comedy Festival 2004

[vampirekiitty123]

61 people have lost there funny bone :(

[northernbc17]

hahahaha I just love this guy!! I laugh out loud and can't wipe the grin off of my face..hahahahaha.. thanks soooo much for posting this!! :D hee hee hee

[MrMickthemonster]

Fucking awesome, GO CARL!

[rwewwe1]

Im a qlder i love carl go the maroons

[Bon2994]

Im Australian, And A Queenslander (:

I Love Carl Barron <3

[carlysaysLOL96]

Aussies <3

[runawayturtel]

right! you lot that say that all australians are racist guess fuckin what, that is a RACIST genralisation and just reading some of of your comments i dont care your white or asian or a fuckin donkey you sound like a pric which is probley why you got picked on at school and such, have a beer watch some footy and BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE IN THE WORLD! and dont go pissing off Assies while where watchin carl baron its just annoying... anyhoo back to carl i need a laugh afta this

[andyj986]

Oh, Fi Fi....!!

[MrMacca24]

people what is with all the racism. why do these comments always get so off topic. just watch the fricken video

[FlipDarkFuture]

Only an Aussie could make the funniest observations.

[CalibakalzStudio]

stop looking at the comments your missing the video! scroll back up!!!!

[tolo1377]

I used to be a comedian then I took an arrow to the knee

[MrFRAGMAG]

Queenslander YEAH

[TenacityBandOfficial]

QUEENSLAND REPRESENT!

[000aysh]

@gurkhasoldier I am a Turkish Australian Muslim. My parents emigrated to Australia 40 years ago. We were taught o respect this great country for all it has offered us & allowed us to achieve. If you don't like Australia or Australians then fuck off & go back to whence you came you illiterate fuck wit & stop your damn bitching & making the rest of us look bad. If your ancestral land offers you more then bloody well go. No piss off & let us enjoy our comedy videos!

[violetlilly3]

@gurkhasoldier Keyboard Warriors: A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

Take your shit elsewhere mate, this is comedy.. not a political argument.

[crichton55]

@violetlilly3 You, my friend, deserve a fucking medal.

[violetlilly3]

@crichton55

Cheers, haha :)

[montypython32]

Carl, you make me proud to be an Aussie!! :)

[niggaslookindumb]

if you dislike this ur just dont have a funnybone i cried

[Crikin5]

can you tell me the 1  about the irish teacher whats it called

[BAT19992010]

circle of life



[Harrypotteristhebes1]

<3 <3 <3 carl

[feathertopDT]

lol how long people took to get the OJ joke

[feathertopDT]

Go Carl

[j1nxowner]

get over racism and watch the video...... your comments arent gonna solve it lol

[VocalIntuition]

The accent on "attractive" at 5:01 :D

[SourLemon130]

whats this making fun of my people get fucked you fat greased up niggas im sick of you guys blaming shit on us. only because no one wants to know you people and im pretty sure no one cares for you fat cunts

[DARKtheAssassin]

ya know, im American and i will die for my country but i still prefer the company of Aussies :) i love em !!!!!!

[Sexybeastmcgreatness]

@monsterfists WTF you little retard

[brittagong]

Carl Barron is Aussie so HAHAHAHAHA!

[brittagong]

Aussies RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gurkhasoldier]

hahhahaha fucking aussie cunts......... aussie aussie aussie........ faggot,faggot,faggot..........­cocksucking motherfucking aussie shits fucking convicts,uncivilised cunts.

when i was in australia ,i had a fight with two aussies and i was the winner............

fucking cowards.

[drongoguy]

@gurkhasoldier obviously found the wimps in the city sittin in the fancy clubs come out past the black stump and we will give yer a fight

[gurkhasoldier]

@drongoguy

for your kind information.... i had a fight in castlemaine and its a countryside 2 or 3 hours drive from melbourne.

castlemaine is very small place and there are only two pubs.i had a fight right outsude of the older pub.

two fucking aussies against me..... still i won the fight. those two aussies were local footy players.

and the local police registered case against me.... what a shame.

rite now iam not in australia but i can fight any faggot aussie any time and anywhere.

[tahnaleigh]

@drongoguy He didn't fight anyone, he's never even been to Australia. Shouldn't argue with 'special' people, he probably just feels lonely and comes on here for attention. :)

[crooky619]

@gurkhasoldier WTF y would u want to come onto a channel where there are videos of FUNNY PEOPLE and call aussies cunts when the funny guy is an AUSSIE... dumass

[gurkhasoldier]

@crooky619

coz i hate aussie cunts...... hahahhaha fucking faggot.you uncivilized vegemate eating convicts.

i know aussie people are so afraid of lebanese people............ sydney,melbourne etc its like lebanese people are ruling the main cities of australia. and you guys dont even have a guts to stand your ground.fucking chicken..............hahahahah­ahhaha

[WRIGHTAUSSIE]

@gurkhasoldier lol you came to austraila cause your country is so fucked up, i have mates of many different nationalitys however there are always a few who think with some addidas track pants and a tshirt 2 sizes to small that tarnish the rest of you. Show a lil respect n be a real man and give something back to the country that has welcomed you and your family.

[gurkhasoldier]

@WRIGHTAUSSIE

iam not a lebanese and i didnt go to australia to stay there forever. Iam just a regular tourist who went to australia and i didnt liked it.The people are so RACIST and the culture is so fucked up.

and you guys are so coward man common be a man and stand your ground. I know what you guys did to aboroginal people...... fucking shame on you convicts.

[longie1201]

@gurkhasoldier you are a fucking idiot mate, english sent the convicts here blame united kingdom

[gurkhasoldier]

@longie1201

english sent covicts to australia because they wanted to throw all the peice of shits from their country.Nobody wants murderer,rapist etc in their society............. go get yoursef a bit of knoweledge you uneducated bogan,

[tahnaleigh]

@gurkhasoldier You're so full of it, you didn't win against anyone, only real cowards talk big over the internet. Also, your intelligence is based on "cocksucking motherfucking aussie shits fucking" wow, maybe you should go back to school and get an education before you judge who's uncivilized, just saying...

[gurkhasoldier]

@tahnaleigh

iam not here to win fucking faggot. i think you are also a bogan. You are nothing....... but just another aussie cunt who is coward and not man enough to stand his ground bitch.

for your kind information australian are considered as uncivilsed people around the world and about your accemt it sucks............ omg is that english?????????? i really doubt it.. you guys killed thousands of aborginal people....... and now the lebanese and indians are taking over your so called australia

[tahnaleigh]

@gurkhasoldier You think I'm also a Bogan? You don't even know who I am, lol. I'm sorry, but i find your comment really funny. I hope you're just trolling and not actually being serious. Your entire comment is just, fail. Why am I a coward? I'm not the one getting worked up over the internet, also when did I kill an Aboriginal? Oh you mean my ancestors hundreds of years ago? *Sigh* time to let it go now mate, wasting life on being angry over something that happened way before your time ~

[gurkhasoldier]

@tahnaleigh

yea you are a bogan... just another aussie cocksucker. hey dickhead iam in australia rite now.......... 27,fowler street,coburg,melbourne.......­....... come here if you dare?????????????? lets prove who is coward........................­........ for your information iam not faking........... i just gave you my real address.

iam 6:4 ft and bodybuilding for past six years. come and get me bitch.

[tahnaleigh]

@gurkhasoldier Why would I waste my money getting on a plane to fly to Melbourne? Like I said, I'm not the one who's angry, you are. Also, what would I do once I get there? You could hit me, a 5"3 female, but it's not going to prove your tough, it's going to prove you're a woman bashing coward. Also, why are you in Australia if you hate it so much? Why don't you just go back to where you came from? Fyi, I don't believe you, I believe you have mental health issues and you need to seek local help.

[gurkhasoldier]

@tahnaleigh

first of all i didnt know you were a girl so sorry for that............ my bad. i apologize for for my bad mouth..... i thought you were a boy.

but i still stand to my point about australian because i have been discriminated by australian because iam not aussie.... Not only me you guys hated italians when they first arrived in australia............then you guys hated greeks, then arabs,lebanese and now indians. stop hating and aprreciate their contribution towards your country.

[tahnaleigh]

@gurkhasoldier I admit lots of people here can be racist, but that doesn't mean everyone here is racist. I don't hate people just because they're not Aussie, I am always nice to those who are nice to me, regardless of where you come from. And in saying that, it hurts when people over seas hate white Australians based on some Bogans comments.

[gurkhasoldier]

@tahnaleigh

well here iam talking about majority of people not a small number of people who are nice and dont care about the nationality race and colour. recent killing of indian people in melbourne is based on racism.......... iam not indian but that sucks.

so my point is most of the people in australia judge you by your race and colour . now people around the world are taking australia as very racist country.

[tahnaleigh]

@gurkhasoldier It's not majority of people at all, you said you live in Melbourne, it's the most multicultural part of Australia, on top of that, that's where the most crime is. It's not just white Australians that are racist, there are plenty of other nationality's that are also racist, it doesn't just go one way, you yourself proved that. How do you expect to help the problem by talking crap on youtube? There has been lots of crime involving other nationalities hurting Aussies as well.

[gurkhasoldier]

@tahnaleigh

yeah there are people from other nationalitie who are hurting australian people.......... thats not good and i dont support such kind of activities. but just for an example how would you feel????? if you are born in australia but still you are treated as foreigner at school, university......... you get bullyed everyday because of the colour of your skin. iam sure you dont go through that situation coz you are white australian so you wont understant.

[Lerlialen1]

@tahnaleigh So true. And because Australia is so multicultural, chances of cultures clashing are pretty high. That's where most of these racial attacks happen. But pointing out Australian's as racist is just laughable. EVERY country in the world have their racist bigots. The USA are filled with white supremists. I guarantee India and Arab countries have their own racist views about other ethnicities, especially white people and yet they don't even have half of the multiculturalism that Aus has.

[tahnaleigh]

@gurkhasoldier But I'm not saying that makes it ok, it's disgusting and something has to be done to prevent this in the future, but what I'm saying is, you are very wrong about it being most of Australia, I for one, have NEVER come across such racism before in my life. Where I am, we all get along really well and there are lots of different cultures here. Better education is needed in schools, we don't want our kids to grow up hating one another, that's not what Australia is about at all.

[gurkhasoldier]

@tahnaleigh

i dont know which part of australia you are from? but in melbourne there is heaps of racism.

havent you heard about " cronulla beach riot" in sydney???????

go and watch movie called"combination". you will find how aussie people are hating other races.

according to the survey done by famous human rights magazine proves that australia ranked no 1 among the most racist country in the world..

[Lerlialen1]

@gurkhasoldier Disagree. The 'majority' of Aussies aren't racist. Actually, if you look at the ethnic groups behind these 'racist' attacks on others, such as the Indian attacks u mentioned, most of them were not Anglo-Saxon (white) Australian's but of other backgrounds like Asians, Lebanese etc... Most of these 'racists' that cause a lot of trouble in Australians are not white. It's a fact.

[gurkhasoldier]

@Lerlialen1 ok i accept most of them are ethnic group but have you ever thought why is there so much of hate inside them?? its because the way they are treated from their childhood..At school,at university etc.

accept the truth mate that white australians hated eveyone from italian ,greeks to lebanese,asians and indians.

you guys called them dirty wogs,towel head,curry etc etc...so how would you expect them to behave good., if they are are not accepted?eventhough they are born in australia.?

[Lerlialen1]

@gurkhasoldier Their background or the way they were treated shouldn't be an excuse for anyone to be racist.

I don't have to 'accept' your false truth because I'm not white Australian and I know a lot of them during my lifetime that are anything but that. So your making a big generalisation there.I know a lot of Asians (my partner is Asian so I'm surrounded by them everyday) & Lebs that exercise more racist views towards other Aussies. And I know more Asians that hate Lebs then white people.

[Lerlialen1]

@Lerlialen1 Point being, your pointing out 'white' Australians as being 'all' racist when my experiences and life proves otherwise. You'll find more racist views in countries like Lebanon, Greek and India about white people than you'll ever find in Australia.

Racism is not subjective only to Aus. There's racism in EVERY country. The truth is, there are A LOT more racist Asians and Lebs in Australia then there are white Australians. That's coming from experience.

[Malocchio89]

@gurkhasoldier My parents are Italian immigrants and recieved racism when they arrived to Australia.. Made fun of our skin colour.. Called us "dirty wogs" But look who buys our colour in a BOTTLE LMAO

Not all white aussies are racist though

[gurkhasoldier]

@Malocchio89

ye i agree with you not every one is racist... but mate being a aussie i think you know that there is still racism going on.In big cities like sydney,melbourne,brisbane.....­......... there are plenty of racially motivated groups.They have so much of hate inside them because. eventhough they are born in aussie land............ they are not accepted.Recent examples are lebanese.

[tahnaleigh]

@gurkhasoldier And yes, i do suck cock, being a female and all... You are one of the biggest internet failures I've ever come across, it's quite amusing. Not only are your only pay outs completely unoriginal, but you lack intelligence and you challenged me to a duel, lol!

[tahnaleigh]

@gurkhasoldier Isn't worth it. Considered uncivilized by whom? You, who can't even use proper English? *Accent" * uncivilized* *English* *Aboriginal* :)

[tomermoderchai]

@gurkhasoldier. Gurkasoldier is your username? HAHAHAHAHA. You arent a Gurka, youre on of those keyboard warriors that plays COD and think the skills you have on that transfer to real life...... you moron.

[bakerygoddess]

lol at first I thought he said we dont take CHICKS

[MrParki1234]

i'm going to see him at the canberra theatre a week before christmas. OMG CANT WAIT!!!! =D

[nellaicious]

I saw him in Potts Point and I nearly had a heartattack! Love him!

[TheKerraRose]

Fucking ledgend.

[123Maisey]

Proud to be an Australian and a Carl Barron fan

[TDKinTOKYO]

'I got his spit on my face, and I worry about his feelings.' OMG made me laugh so hard! Still laughing! Thank you!

[Bradstuffer]

This guy is a fucking legend.

[jpwheezie]

like if your not viewing this from australia

[StillAwak3]

58 People were laughing so hard, they miss clicked the like button.

[muffingirl86916]

go australians, proud aussie :D !

[Duckitable]

Hello? Yeah mate, I'm a Kangaroo. Some dickhead ran me over.

[iluvpopcornyey]

best accent ever

[imAcowMoo100]

Yeah Queenslandah!!!!

[elmocheesecake1174]

6:08 so true

[NicoleCorp77]

Oh God that whole spit thing happened to me last week. So embarrassing :P

My friend spits on me and then i flinch but dont move. He pauses and then continues on, eyes looking a little wary ("did I get her? Oh, must not have") Then I said "You spat on me" and wiped the tiny bit off.

That was my moment. Just thought I'd share that... :)

[KingFail100]

She said, "youve got no ass," so i farted. then i said, "where do you think that came from." ROFL

[ICANSING13]

6:12 to 7:10 hahahaha

[MrJoseitobirriel]

90% of people yawned in this video

[skyziggy110]

i have to fart

i just farted

IM FARTING

[skyziggy110]

yea thats my id for 5 years

[Ventura169]

that man is damn funny

[pingpongballism]

DAMN RIGHT US AUSSIES ARE FUNNY AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT :D

[nt2074]

saw that man 2 hours ago! fucking amazing comedian! so funny!

[pheobeandjade88]

Shit i love him.

Carl Barron.

[sing4life1997]

Queensland wheww~~~!!!!!!!~~~ xD

[BigMurphyKid]

58 people pressed the button on the floor when they were getting their picture taken!

[ViolentPassions]

this is one of my favourite skits from him! hilarious dude!

[lmfao334]

Thought I'd give it 13 years...

[TomoTheGuitarMan]

Lad!!

[GamerSoundAddiction]

Like if you yawned when he mentioned yawning.

[12musicismylife12]

@GamerSoundAddiction i yawned looking at your comment

[butterflytigress1985]

@GamerSoundAddiction No, I farted when he started talking about farts...

[lemonsrus200]

Queenslanders arent... s...l...o...w :)

[bloodzeal]

He looks like Voldemort when he does that impression of his ID.

[YellowSnow153]

57 people died of laughter.

[psychedellic420]

funniest guy ever

[roostersman27]

best set EVER.... brings back some memories..... GO QUEENSLANDERS!!

Thumbs up for the QLDERS out there!!

[MissBaybz]

IM FARTIIING

[MissyMoo955]

Haha Love Ya

[KazStar23]

He is one of the few people that can pull off a great fart joke.

[Asweetheart1000]

HAHAHAH The noise he makes at 5:37 is PRICELESS! ROFL

and then the: "Whoops I got 'im" HAHAHAHAHA LM*O!

[Danielice92percent]

Best comedian ever! doesn't help when people in North America wouldn't get 90% of the Aussie humour though, tough crowd -__-

[11SportLover]

noone ever tells you while their doing it.... that would be a bit weird going...."im fartinggg!!! "hahhaha I LOVE CARL BARRON!!!! <3

[Sub4MoreXboxVideos]

LOL i thought he would be bad at the start but he made up for it hahah!!

[Pudge592]

Carl makes me glad to be an Aussie!!

[Infiltrator667]

As soon as he said yawn, I yawned...

[catangel911]

Carl's a Queenslander?! F**K YEAH!! QUEENSLANDERS!!! XD

[Infiltrator667]

@catangel911 QUEENSLANDAH!!!

[catangel911]

@Infiltrator667 FRAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! >:U

[westjapartyside]

@catangel911 lol you abit slow too champ

[babbeynaya4]

Hahahahaha besst ever!

[LittleSuckerr123]

Funniest Stuff ever :D

[babeygirl1298]

carl barron makes aussie's feel proud to be aussie's cause he is funny as HELL!!!!

[supermixgirl]

that was acutally so frkn funny when he was imitaing ppl scratch there bum soo funny

[supermixgirl]

OMG IM NOT JOKING I WAS ACTUALLY ON THE FLOOR WHEN HE WAS IMITATING PPL WHO TALK WHILE THEY YAWNN!!!! sooooo funnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[supermixgirl]

omfg when he mentioned the coca cola burps that come outta ur nose i always get that HAHAHAAA

[supermixgirl]

i love how gday was the first word he said:) TRUE AUSSIE!!!

[supermixgirl]

BAHAHAHAAAA Gday:)

[blakescool1]

lol? ever think ya got ya pants on back to front i have to other wise my junk dont fit... -.-

[Laps58]

Farting is important in Queensland...

[ninjagirl20001]

I love Carl Baron He's just sooo funnyXD

[violettala2000]

OMG!!! This guy is freaking HILARIOUS!!! I'm in pain from laughing so hard!!! Love that Aussie accent to top it all. Outstanding indeed!!!

[stevekarlin09]

57 people have outstanding accounts

[downunderstrummer5]

americans dont understanf aussie humour. im an aussie and were fucking awesome.

[Sheytana13]

@downunderstrummer5 bloody damn right, you are!!! aussies are incredibly awesome xD

[downunderstrummer5]

@Sheytana13 i mean, you listen to the funniest parts of the video, and the bloody yanks let out a little chuckle. carl should just stay here in australia!!!

[Sheytana13]

@downunderstrummer5 yea well.. i see your point, yea.. but also i don't think he should limit himself to australia only, cause this particular crown was rather rubbish.. i believe there are thick people who cannot appreciate good things when they are looking at them pretty much everywhere, not only the us.. ;)

[purepulp]

OMG I laughed so hard I was crying, especially when he did the thing about scratching your butt and going on one tippy toe. DEAD.

[missemilyjd]

that whole coke burp yawn cover is so true!!

[TheAmiz6]

Lol . man ! that was hilari-ASS! .. LOL!

[TessticalsLOVE]

like if you're NOT an aussie and yet you still think he's funny !!

[fgsasah]

@BenJiLaaD im a new zealander and i love this guy

[ilikevines]

i love how over 90% of the views are all from Australia

[DaniAussiePride]

@ilikevines Thats cos us aussie's know what GOOD comedy actually is.

[snoogens101]

@ilikevines thats cause we know this legend

[Wrulol]

@ilikevines

He's funnier for most of us cause alot of his other acts are based on things like growing up in australia and shit we relate to it alot easier.

[MegaYoyo911]

@ilikevines im a pommy and i love carl barron

[shadowsonlygrl]

He's the highlight of us aussies!! -3

[harryj545]

@hansneggs

Fuck off you wanker, we're clearly not all convicts you mutt. Try actually coming here and seeing what it's like before you say shit like that. Fuckwit.

[Insertfakenamehere28]

@TouchAddicted you are certainly showing your intelligence with your highly impressive grammatical skills : )

[happyrandom27]

hahahhahaha

[TheKillingName74]

He's been doing the drivers license bit since 1997 haha

[Aimee401]

He's soo funny!! LoL Plus I luv his accent, it's so hot!!

[TouchAddicted]

@Aimee401

yeah, us aussies have that effect on people ;)

[TouchAddicted]

@hansneggs Excuse me good sir, but could you please do yourself a favor, and Go Fuck Yourself. Cheers Cunt.

[muniee00]

@hansneggs fuk aussie ai, u can go get fuked mate

[LiesBehindMirrors]

@hansneggs Convicts? Suresure, ya fuckwit.....

I'm a pineapple!!!

[KaptKan1]

Some funny observations!  Carl is hilarious!

[KrissyMaher415]

people like carl barron make me proud to be an aussie

[theamykee]

fuck his awesome !!

[whataboutredlorry]

lol... he is so aussie.... that accent is so strong. :D

[SikuntXD]

LOL whered you think that came from

[requirezapen]

Seen his new show in Perth kills this old shit still funny but he ran with the same shit for too long

[13poopstick]

56 women have told Carl he has no arse

[MrDanziee]

this is funny

[lifeis4mileycyrus]

this is way too funny

[homevids1000]

cant we have at least one video without a dislike. aspecialy this

[brucie9111]

lol

[SugarxRushhx]

Every time i watch this i find myself running to the toilet 30 seconds through the video

[kataussie1]

love it love it love it haha needed a laugh today thanks carl

[morganj1997]

im suddenly feel alot more pride of where im from... Weew GO QLD!!!! :D

[TurtleKrazy]

@morganj1997 Queensland all the way

[76cliftonstreet]

LEGEND



[mikelapot]

QUEENSLANDERS RULE!!

[bokaat13]

BAHAHA... I'm from Queensland!!

[crazybananas12345678]

'im farting' >.< HAHAHAHA LOL