i've definetly learned from the past that unless you've built up enough confidence after a break up, you don't get involved with a brand new girl (old booty calls are a different story). more often than not you're just gonna make an ass of yourself and drop your self-esteem even lower than it was. everyone's right, we've all been there and everyone knows that hopeless feeling. you just need time apart from anything with tits and things always get better. keyword 'time'
we could all learn a lesson or two from mikey... if only to know what NOT to do. Bottom line is we've all been there in one way or another, and hopefully we're stronger for it
the one thing i can say eventhough i got heartbroken i tried locking myself up for a bit but to be honest it wasnt worth it eventhough i still loved her i was going on dates just trying to get laid , and to be honest the people i met were awesome imagine the time and chances i would have lost by acting like mickey , i did let it out and afterwards i felt better but i didnt let it drag for a long time like mickey so if you guys get let down do the opposite , just go meet people fuck it.
Man, that scene brought back some memories. I use to be so desperate like that back then and nervous, and so anxious and needy. Made me tear a bit. Fucking hated being that way. Thank God I'm not anymore. Never have One itis, It's not fun.
Pretty embarrassing shit Mickey does with calling that dumb girl. Fu*ing bitches never call back anyway. The need for pu*sy makes a man do very stupid things LOL!!
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WoW talk abt bein desperate smh! used to be like tht when i was like a teenager but a GROWN MAN ...i kno its jus a movie but its jus so DREADFUL to watch
we've all been there. once after a girl rejected me on the phone (with an excuse about being busy) I texted her right after about how much I like her.
It's sad. But that's the life of a guy who's not yet a man.
This is so ridiculously painful to watch ... yet it's part of the learning process for any guy who has an ounce of a heart.
There are only so many scenes in movies I can't bear to watch and it's usually in horror flicks or movies where you know something disgusting's going on (like in "Last of the Mohicans" when the guy rips the other guy's heart out). This is in that realm.
its so painful cos weve all done it in some way or another. The end of this clip is eery, cos I have locked myself inside my appartment for the last 3 days drinking beer and whiskey, smoking fags and eating crap while watching movies, ignoring texts and calls out of embarrassment of a similar kind to Mikey's. Im such an ass. I now think I have the guts to go outside.... but only for a little while.
hey hasslenorris, Don't worry about it. Your NORMAL! We've all been there. And when she says, "Don't ever call me again." the reason they put that in the movie is because it happens to all of us. So don't worry, but yes, get out of your place, see the sun shining, and MAKE yourself get up and get out there and live. It's worth it, trust me:)))
I want a friend like that...
LakerGold24 5 months ago
this movie teaches us guys a lot of lessons...when we go through break ups and feeling down like mike...we forget how money we really are.
sonsofrage 7 months ago 6
LOL
zolotierney 9 months ago
"Anybody wanna go to Choctchkie's...get some coffee?"
CitySkin09 10 months ago 3
Jesus Christ, Jon Favreau lost a ton of weight for this film as opposed to his role as "D-Bob" in "Rudy"...
CitySkin09 10 months ago
Worse than a car wreck
JonOfTheShred 11 months ago
"Mike? Don't ever call me again."
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olm4675 1 year ago
I wish someone would shoot this guy. Hes the most annoying piece of shit character
fyourcouchnigga 1 year ago
ron livingston gets the best roles.
jdalthorp3 1 year ago
Yeah I know the feeling Mikey.
TronDevlin 1 year ago
i've definetly learned from the past that unless you've built up enough confidence after a break up, you don't get involved with a brand new girl (old booty calls are a different story). more often than not you're just gonna make an ass of yourself and drop your self-esteem even lower than it was. everyone's right, we've all been there and everyone knows that hopeless feeling. you just need time apart from anything with tits and things always get better. keyword 'time'
thewhitewhale11 1 year ago
With each word he speaks, he's essentially grating his dick into dust.
Chatt3rb0x1 1 year ago
With each word he speaks, he's essentially crating his dick into dust.
Chatt3rb0x1 1 year ago
Saddest part of the movie. And no matter what, we've all been there, especially those that say "I haven't".
ArchArturo 1 year ago
This dude is pathetic.
Haqster 1 year ago
god man,no woman is worth crying over,a bitch free zone is what its all about.
mrmister102 1 year ago
5:36... Eww... what's he been complaining about?
klabkebash 1 year ago
the whole time your jsut saying put the effing phone down you douche.
beastieboy1234 1 year ago
his girlfriend was ugly as shit!
Gambino199 1 year ago
we could all learn a lesson or two from mikey... if only to know what NOT to do. Bottom line is we've all been there in one way or another, and hopefully we're stronger for it
FLPman 1 year ago 3
the one thing i can say eventhough i got heartbroken i tried locking myself up for a bit but to be honest it wasnt worth it eventhough i still loved her i was going on dates just trying to get laid , and to be honest the people i met were awesome imagine the time and chances i would have lost by acting like mickey , i did let it out and afterwards i felt better but i didnt let it drag for a long time like mickey so if you guys get let down do the opposite , just go meet people fuck it.
memoranda1 1 year ago
Left my ex after 2 years. in the marine corp. wanted her back 2 months later cuz i needed her. she moved on a month after. and i'm about to deploy...
just gotta move the fuck on. this movie helps. :)
TylerOchs 1 year ago
@TylerOchs I feel for you man. Hope you are ok now.
simonfb10 1 year ago
oh man this makes me cringe every time i watch it..painful!
Fidler288 1 year ago
The greatest scene in the movie. The dialogue combined with the muted horn, it's so damn good.
Sarcasmo48 1 year ago
i wish i had friends like these
hoek88 1 year ago
wow man, that is a complete utter melt down on the machine right there. ouch
ktmworldwide 2 years ago
My favourite scene from any film. Always gets me. Is this the best dude film of all time? So much wisdom in it.
Hasselnorris 2 years ago 8
I used to be a pathetic loser just like Mikey...then I manned the fuck up and stopped caring...got laid alot more after that. Good times. Money baby.
Colt2571 2 years ago
Man, that scene brought back some memories. I use to be so desperate like that back then and nervous, and so anxious and needy. Made me tear a bit. Fucking hated being that way. Thank God I'm not anymore. Never have One itis, It's not fun.
victshot 2 years ago 4
OMG man dis shit is so embarassing!!!!! i feel sorry for this guy...
xOxDarkzxOx 2 years ago
This first scene with the answering machine is sooooo funny!
Rodney92 2 years ago
I like this movie.
bhodiie 2 years ago
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This is based on a dream I had.
Useless2112 2 years ago
Painful to watch...
Useless2112 2 years ago 36
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no its not
DefLeppardRulez 2 years ago
omg what a psycho lol
mxrty78 2 years ago 2
Pretty embarrassing shit Mickey does with calling that dumb girl. Fu*ing bitches never call back anyway. The need for pu*sy makes a man do very stupid things LOL!!
floresed 2 years ago
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WoW talk abt bein desperate smh! used to be like tht when i was like a teenager but a GROWN MAN ...i kno its jus a movie but its jus so DREADFUL to watch
swaggaonatrillion 2 years ago
you need to get your little @ss to grammar school and learn how to write in English!.
floresed 2 years ago 2
we've all been there. once after a girl rejected me on the phone (with an excuse about being busy) I texted her right after about how much I like her.
It's sad. But that's the life of a guy who's not yet a man.
leoamar4385896 2 years ago 3
Hell yeah we've all been there.... I'm not sure I'd ever gone this far, but pretty damn close... Always seems like a good idea at the time...
R0SECR0IX 2 years ago
that happed to me before
DefLeppardRulez 2 years ago
I cringe everytime I watch that scene where Mikey calls Nikki
chanbites 2 years ago 6
Do people seriously act this way? This cant be based on real behavior LOL. I want to laugh at him and beat some sense into him at the same time.
sevendst19 2 years ago
Oh man, this is so hilarious embarrassing to watch.
cptnbennett 2 years ago
People do it dude. Has happened to me. This movie relates to men an women.
swinggalwa 2 years ago 2
i cannot watch this part , need to fast forward ....rathe rget hit by a rudty steaming hot pair of scissors
nicoyanicoya 2 years ago 4
nooo!!!!...that was so painful to watch!!
BREAKERELITE 2 years ago
This is so ridiculously painful to watch ... yet it's part of the learning process for any guy who has an ounce of a heart.
There are only so many scenes in movies I can't bear to watch and it's usually in horror flicks or movies where you know something disgusting's going on (like in "Last of the Mohicans" when the guy rips the other guy's heart out). This is in that realm.
pfightingpolish 2 years ago 7
the scene where rob talks to mike is like
the best scene ever if you were dumped by "that"girl.
egyboy10 2 years ago 3
its so painful to watch :(
egyboy10 2 years ago 5
what a fucking loser. who calls the same night at 2 fuckin oclock in the am. wow this is a joke.
wtfthebroncosrule 2 years ago
i have... and she *69'ed me and asked me not to call that late... cuz her mom was getting pissed...
hehehe oh those great high school days =)
Jaedaddy 2 years ago
correct good sir, thats the whole point of the joke, to be painfully awkward
LDeezy223 2 years ago 3
"this is just not working out" haha
Ellipsis10 2 years ago 3
Notice how he crosses his legs, then when the camera changes they're back on the floor lol.
moothecow666 2 years ago
What a fuckwit!
Wardimus83 3 years ago
best scene in the whole movie....single handedly turned my life around after a long term break up
chopsuey2468 3 years ago 5
its so painful cos weve all done it in some way or another. The end of this clip is eery, cos I have locked myself inside my appartment for the last 3 days drinking beer and whiskey, smoking fags and eating crap while watching movies, ignoring texts and calls out of embarrassment of a similar kind to Mikey's. Im such an ass. I now think I have the guts to go outside.... but only for a little while.
Hasselnorris 3 years ago 27
hey hasslenorris, Don't worry about it. Your NORMAL! We've all been there. And when she says, "Don't ever call me again." the reason they put that in the movie is because it happens to all of us. So don't worry, but yes, get out of your place, see the sun shining, and MAKE yourself get up and get out there and live. It's worth it, trust me:)))
kirk7524875248 3 years ago 4
Ya man...remember, youre like a big fuckin bear man.
phabion 2 years ago
@Hasselnorris Get your ass out there and hit on some girls bro you gotta put lead in the air if you want meat on the table
Line1440 1 year ago
@Hasselnorris What the hell are you doing shooting gay people and eating shit? You need help man!
fyourcouchnigga 1 year ago
oh god jesus yeah its so fucking painful
eddums 3 years ago 3
This is one VERY PAINFUL phone scene to watch!!.
poor Mickey :(.
floresed 3 years ago
I can hardly even watch the message part..
eriksellers 3 years ago 7