STARCRAFT 2 PROTOSS PORNO

[SimkVlog]

sc2 has nukes.. u mad?

[xDwinz]

You all still Commenting the Fucker was making a Joke and here you are Trolling all over his Video

[Nimedas]

Hey..doucher Mcdoucherson, Why you hating on realtimestrategies. Maybe you should try a real PVP game and play LoL. Firstpersonshooters are for pussy ass bitches that rage and act like they dont know how they died just cuz someone has a better aim and trigger finger. Gay ass shit.

[Mrhades246]

wtf

[valvort]

mmh okey first of all your a fool 2de of all get a life 3de of all consolle gamers need to die in a corner

[Wertyska]

the whole video consissts of FUCK and SHIT .... And i love it

[xXSc2Xx]

fuck you motherfucker

[Keylooh]

Crykoda where is the video u troll about league of legends? its hillariousxD

[tanoiason]

your mom sucks

[PlusOneDexterity]

for the record... you can get nukes in SC2 :p 

[XxXDeadlykingdxXxX]

first get a better game seccond get a life and third go kill yourself

[feralady]

go and kill yourself

[pangetmo2323]

he got milk on his mouth ;o

[ShadowKid121]

@StealthedHell You mean this one? 0:14

[WattToSay]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U GOT PAWWWNNNNDDD!!!!! WE GOT NUKES TO!!!! TERD!!!

[everves]

You sir, need medical attention, FAST!

[zgmfx01]

@everves cos he get fuck by someone so he start to fuck everyone.... or maybe he fucking loss in startcraft game so he like to fuck startcraft

[PandaLancer7]

dude COD is for noobs i bent u boost nukes like everone els in that lame game

[AzianKokazian]

I feel like this guy rages at every game that takes skill to play.

[yoalexx21]

Check out the sperm in his mouth at the end LMFAO XDDDDDDD

[Nacke3000]

There is no way to jack of to Starcraft II But it is a good game! I know why he hate it. It actully takes some thinking to be able to play. But this guy is so retarded so he dont have a chance against the very easy bots.

[Tawnishki]

Ghosts also have nukes...

[SxxyCoy]

Lol you suck at reviewing games.

[MoreLolz]

n00b

[Kakapo121]

haha what a retard you are. You are just sad because Starcraft 2 is better than Morden Warfare 2. You are pathetic. If this is what you are doing whole day, i really feel pitty for you.

[Hellsingfmavdnaruto]

and i dont like you owned GG

[rickypandey]

was that sperm in his mouth?

[artario146]

whats your problem?! we dont wanna hear your shit

[95LDB]

I'm guessing, that nobody here has been 4channed? Shame.

[Mannenyo]

fix your mouth, pluss MW2 sucks compared to SC2 in difficulty. Only thing you have to do is blast stuff. Sc2 you actully have to be smart, unless your playing really low tier, which I guess you did in the beta.

[bvirus15]

you do not have nukes... you have rabiës

[Jerichorock21]

B=======D

[blutufreez]

@StealthedHell haahahahahahahhahaahha now that was good :D

[13373Rm3n]

You know that you are stupid?

[crazymonkey2032]

Ps3 haz no game

[Shadowlefty]

I looked in my sc2 box and i found no protoss porn. I'm disappointed

[thegovernor666]

wtf is this... this guy thinks spewing FUCKFUCKFUCK and bashing great games with large audiences is going to make him popular ? Backwards logic

[maszwala]

Starcraft 2 OWNS and you sucks

[JLeeSolo]

I probably nuked more times than you have with my ghost :)

[RelloETW]

20 times fuck in 1:45. jayzuz.

[thug4life0wn]

i agree that starcraft sucks but wow is fun

[Menardy27]

heyyy don't spit me >.<

[AssFragger]

i think he likes call of duty

[ddestroyer809]

WHILE I GET BUFF FUCK BITCHES PLAY MW2 GET NUKES hahahahah

[lolibusxd]

why are you sucking a dick at 0:14 LOL?? this makes you gay and not us.

[vomaxHELLnO]

u are stupid, wow, i am amused

[simsan12]

omg is this sperma comming out of your mouth

[Hellsingfmavdnaruto]

BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK NOOB NOOB NOOB Oo

[freddan007]

Do you have rabies?

[Hellreaver313]

this was funny as fuck im not gonna lie



[Conkerdeath]

Cam whore trying to be accepted to society.

[ajlmnop]

i fucking applaud you. this horrible attempt at trolling has made me cringe so badly that I got a headache.

[xbenemisisx]

why do you censor yourself? its a video on the internet

[maxibunny]

are you foaming at the mouth?

[supsdg]

OMG! A Nuke! oh wait, they got that in SC2.... and tanks.... you don't get that in MW2, even if you are in the army. BTW, army sucks, Space Marines FTW.

[antraykh]

What is he on O.o

[MrTriaon]

Please stfu nab go fuck a fucking goat or your Mw2 case or ps3 i dont give a shit......

And you suuck........................ Please dont make more Vids on youtube.

And you think your good at Mw2.. The answer is ..... NOOO

The nukes means nothing you mean nothing so get a girl get a job and get a grip of your life!! faggot go please barbie!!

[dsvoid]

@MrTriaon You know he's trolling, bro

[MrTriaon]

@dsvoid yeah but he is still a fucking nerd that think he is cool

bro..

[wooperinho]

ur teeth are fucked up

[Undertaker80586]

look it u.ur face is really ugly

[JonnyMosay]

Why do you live?

[Chojitroll]

SC2 is a game where you have to balance the imbalances.

[timonfreak]

Shit, dude, go back to sucking balls, coz raging is not ur best.

[EllismoreCA]

LOL. your actually hilraious

[Fallen13337]

nerd

[AlexTheOnd]

how much did Infinity Ward pay you 4 saying that???

[xidro669]

F**K you! You are retarded.

[Sternfeger8654]

im seriously hope that u joking on those videos B====D cuz starcraft 2 is epic brain game and needs more fkn brain and apm then any fkn cod game with fkn 1hit fkn no skill shit with fkn camping low lame thats what cod is a fkn noob game... (cod4 was great esports game )yes, but not fkn mw2 , blackops , watever coming 2011 like call of duty; nobjob or whatever SUUUX LMAOOO B====D but good video laugh ;D

[int3r4ct]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[canihealls]

okay.....



[Balfourism]

u has slime in your mouth....... i hope it's slime.... cause if it's not..... ... wtf..

anyways........

MWF2 isn't even that good... there is much better games....

and u is horrible at Trollin.

[Mailb0x1]

I have to fucking say that I played mw2 for a long time and I know that it not that good of a game I am so tired of that fucking bullshit in mw2 it is shit. starcraft to brings world peace is very fun. stop make this shit videos they suck and are not funny.

[Calamyta]

B=====D F*ck that,f*ck this,f*ck f*ck f*ck. Is he try to say hes gay?or he thinks its funny?

[stealingcreation]

1:19 look at his mouth he drank so much come

[Zolijoker9]

i seriously don't know why are you being this retarded..., be funny at least if you are trolling, and not just fuck this, fuck that, fuck etc... like you don't that sentences can exist without the word "fuck"

[belldandyg]

have you learned any other words from you dad except F***

[MachakeMetal]

FAG KILL URSELF

[Wesleyaapje]

noob

[cthuluune]

oh god 10/10 troll

[WreQmz]

You don't know what hot-keys are do you?

[Bengosha7410]

It takes more brains to play modern warfare than it does a STRATEGY game... nice one bro... you forgot to turn on your modded controller gg.

[NightmareCrab]

TRY TO SHUT UP FOR A SEC AND REALIZE THAT HALF THE WORLD PLAYS AND LOVES BLIZZARD GAMES!!

[CommentChat]

1:20 is that SEMEN in u'r mouth mister?

[Contra8695]

8===>

[h00wdih00w]

ow and the dentist

[h00wdih00w]

i'd suggest going to a doctor for your adhd

fkin noob

[xNatakux]

Sorry to say this but Starcraft takes way more skill then modern warfare 2,

[DaftSebPunk]

lol play modern warfare 2, and don't play starcraft 2.

That's the noob greatgamekiller way to act ! :D

[N4iki]

Starcraft = sucks

Modern Warfare 2 = sucks

All shit you kids play = sucks

Fallout: New Vegas = pwnage

[nefthis1]

Congragulations, you are geek :D!!!

[coryhan1]

lol why is there jizz in your mouth near the end?

[Wormhullu]

C'mon fag. Grow penis and learn to troll idiot. :)

[xIdontknowIx]

Basicaly yeah. STFU! stop crying about people making shit games. do you know how long it takes to make a game? fucking moron srsly your single right ? you wonder why ? because your a fucking moron standard. im the us army ? wtf you jack off. fucking retarded dick fucks with half a brain fucking GR!!!!!

[ilikesid]

dude you are a fucking lame embarssing not funny person. try acting like this outside of youtube you would be the most hated person ever. holy shit you are not fucking funny but an embarassment. do even your friends like these stupid videos. god damn this is fuckin terrible... SO EMBARASSING

[TheMagneticChicken]

He's foaming at the mouth at the end.

[XxMorguedxX]

@TheMagneticChicken Must be from swallowing from all those cumshots he like to take.

[sigiproductions]

Dude.. all you do in all of your videos is cry about EVERYTHING!

[sinistergazII]

But that protoss porno was good :s

[nbasuperstar23]

Please make more videos like this, I died laughing at this you are hysterical!

[shortee222]

. . . what happend to the bottom left side of your mouth??

[sibisk]

Omg ur a noob. ur on drugs or something

[sibisk]

Omg ur a noob.

[daniel12hot]

dude you take it to far

[Lonebyrd]

G18kimbo trollin is hard

[citystarz209]

mw2 ffs...you would.

terrible troll.

real troll = fkpuz

[anubarak89]

and you suck at making video dickhead!

[00mirage00]

This guy is one of the best trolls ever, look at all the idiots that buy into this XD

[NightmareCrab]

@noobstyleyo BAHHAAAHAAAA reading the comments is funnier than watching this video

[iwkyn1]

RETARD!!!

[Sahrinzs]

RTS games uses a different skillset than FPS games, which might very well be why you don't understand how the game can be good. GL HF with Modern Warfare 2.

[afiooo]

are u serious man the best game ever and nothing inside the box except the dvd and some paper to write on. y u r so mad!!!!::???

[NeroRevolver]

HEY HEY on my defense the protos porn i received was damn good!! HD QUALITY!!

[cobaltblade4]

1. Nukes in MW2 take a 25 kill streak. Nukes in SC2 takes 100 Minerals and 100 Gas.

2. The Online Gamer's already done the whole FPS troll thing.

Those points aside I thought that was pretty funny. Ragespittle ftw!

[tehreaper916]

MW2 was a failure you fucking idiot.

[tigerex1234]

stfu u douch bag

[tigerclaw212142422]

right, mw2 is harder to play than starcraft 2, sure cool story bro

[LetsTryRice]

LOL, even though you got no skill at it doesnt mean you gotta rage and play some shittier game to make you feel good. Pretty funny tho. :D

[TheyCallMeDustin]

0:15 FTW XD

rofl'd 

[xdzyI]

MW2 is the most unbalance game there is. Shhh.

[monkuWoW]

MW2 is easy a fuck to play, just a shit fps with shiny graphics.

[monkuWoW]

lol @ this retard that compares an rts to a fps, OLOLOLOL

[pr0tson]

this guy is ADHD fosho :D thumbs if u agree

[Emoshoegazer]

@crykoda have you ever seen the ridiculous amount of slobber you produce when you talk? Seriously man, take a breath.

[Blinkerage]

Skill level of a MW2=A 10 year old can play it

Skill level of a SC2=A 10 year old can play it competitively in championships for 88k+...If they have trained for 5 years.

[Fiskpinnzor]

I dont get the funny thing in this? wtf!???

[poffnarn]

You suck at "trolling", you're a faggot, and you're not even close to being funny... Just get of this site so we don't have to see your ugly face any more.

[kikihunts]

@poffnarn WELL THEN! Aren't you the Little Troller!

[95LDB]

@poffnarn This is the reason he does this videos. Lol, you gullible bastards who can't take a joke.

[Mr1337luke]

@poffnarn, ''trollin'' is suposed to give that sort of response dont feed him with anger

[95LDB]

@poffnarn It's funny because he "sucks" at trolling when people like you respond to him. The irony.

[Nick8895]

I fucking love you Crykoda and all ur vids bro

[brad0544]

I also dislike starcraft with a passion

But i dislike this guy more OHHHHHH

[IncHollyWood]

Bumbaclot You too, b*tch.

[albo4lyfe]

lol, nuke nuke nuke, headshots, hell yea

[YatziYo]

This is a poo pusher.

[kikihunts]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH Laughed my ass off!

[CryssyProductions]

"My bad" "Awkward"

OH CODY! <3

[Insaaneify]

B=====D

[truesqueak]

You can get nukes in Star Craft 2. Just sayin... :P

[EldiraWoW]

lol I laughed through the whole video :P

[JoshuaIRL]

I LIKE YOUR ENERGY!

[IrishFlame1]

Dude I think you might have played to much COD:MWF2. Did you get nuked in the ass? (just playing man)

[serraangel12]

hahahahhahahahahaha lol that was funny

[rharst]

i agree with Toppers128, cause really, with pretty much everything it is a persons opinion. like personally i find Starcraft 2 to be an entertaining game, cause i like RTS games, i know there are people who hate them and instead prefer to run around with guns and beating the shit outta people, its a persons choice. to all you idiots who been on here bashing this vid and CryKoda, why did you guys watch this? it was obvious it would be making fun of starcraft. good luck to ya CryKoda :)

[sammadang]

you are a nerd yourself accept it !

[MudDragon723]

zomg

XD

[CollectiveFreedom]

Haha, this makes me laugh still xD

[bgatz008]

Korea has nukes too. They blow you up cuz you don't like there game. Be careful.

[SeriouslyNoJoke]

This was actually fucking hillarious.

[ThELEGENdOFgrEEce]

Oh man...I havent seen such a freak for a long time!!I m rotfl man...thats fu**n shit what u are talking and u know that!!starcraft is the bast damn game ever...u should se a doctor because it is not normal how u go crazy...and one personal advise...controll your slobber!!:D

[mizerydearia]

lawl disgusting saliva build-up in your mouth

[twistedmelno5]

i like how he was foaming at the mouth near the end

[FrostfoxFTW]

If you want to really troll, make a video about how "soccer" is the correct usage. That shit equals a ton of views.

[TekTekMonkey]

Why did you censor f**k and f*ggot but not bitch

[NackZap]

My man! Insane intro.

I lmaoed so badly with the B==D thing :D

By far the funniest video you've uploaded!

"Nukes nukes, have you ever got a nuke in you fucBIIIP life man? You know who has nukes?, The US fucking Army. And I have nukes, I'm the US Army." (Make blowjob face) 1:43 . Ownd, GG. <- Almost pissed myself.

- Nack

[KonClueZhen]

This might be my favorite video of all time.

[Redbulldozer13]

Your the most epic troll i have ever seen!

[asiko3819]

Epic spit broseph lol

[VENOM304]

"you suck Blizzard"? but, dont you play WoW? :P

[Grassdragoon]

Epic parody of Headshot dude lmao. People don't even fucking know what you're doin it makes it even funnier lol, people getting pissed at you.

[GenuineJulian]

I refuse to believe this guy goes to the gym... other than that i have no idea what the f just happened

[Xicuzab]

*High-pitched nerd rage voice* Fuck you crykoda man Pc is where the real games are at fuck you ps3 and xboxs they wanna be computers.

[SomethingGodAwful]

beware! greasy starcraft geeks are gonna rape the comment section with their high pitchforks.

[CryKoda]

@SomethingGodAwful Oh they already did... They already did....

[roxanne6t9]

LMAO

[drknifeguy]

lol dope shit bro! haha

-Kraze

[Bigkevin5]

some one got owned in SC2, then looked over at his camera, oh and why the hell am I subbed too you again? I must have been stoned when I subbed haha

[ZarrionProductions]

I totally agree with CryKoda on the part where he says "Awkward"! ;D

[Toppers128]

I'm just laughing at all the people that keep saying "crykoda sucks". Umm....the video is for entertainment purposes,don't watch it if you don't like it. Fucking twilight is entertainment,but I don't watch that shit and never will

[CryKoda]

@Toppers128 Thanks for the support! :]

[misstaramcmahon]

lmfao!!!! XD