Epic Rap Battles of History News and Contest

[inismonajew]

jesus vs south park jesus, or jesus vs santa, or jesus vs me...that would be asesome...no wait i got this hsit, it needs to be obama vs jesus, or .....OH the pepper spay dude vs the guy who made the youtube video not explaining that they informed the people that if they did not leave they would be spayed, he told them a half hour before and, and then went to each person and told them individually they would......they key from that piano destoryed vs nice peters wasll...i plan to use all my chars

[alecwhickerTV]

Obama lama :3

[gummymonkey98]

Butterfly's ARE BETTER BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SkullGuy88]

Hangman was Albert Einstein bs Stephen hawking

[dezenutz00]

its chubakas dick



[Stefano12SASmaster]

Kim kardashian vs. King kong

[flulfeycheesecake]

Chuck norris vs lmfao

[sgirl79]

Im a horse no wait ummmmm who are you

[bruinsgilmore]

It looks like a caterpillar and a llama mixed together like a caterpama

[defcon3tbagger]

If u stood it up and put some stick legs on it withsome stick arms it would be the fuzzy peanutbutter jelly banana hahaha

[defcon3tbagger]

Ha! Ya dam legless lama try spitting over the fence a me now bitch !!!!

[Lore00140]

Fred Flintstone vs George Jetson

[chaser937]

lmafo vs michle jackson

[OfficialCRUSHJJG]

It looks like my big fuzzy dick.

[daltinitm]

the worlds first llama-pillar

[jengel57]

That inchworm infestation last year was a bitch!

[lagoconner]

OH MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU TO ITS LEGS!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!???

[mrjailbroke]

Looks like chewbaccas poop grew a face and fell to earth

[tigerarmy78]

King Kong's dong fell off

[mugennosora]

lhama.....lhama......lhama Poo!

[AugustanaSongs]

quicksand sucks balls :P

[zinc421]

Luf balums

[vakuzar]

i do enjoy peanut buter 8=====) yeah....

[vakuzar]

im quadriplegic , o no wait, i just don't have 4 limbs =(

[vakuzar]

hey, im fred

[MrStarwarsfan28]

@vakuzar Cool story bro.

[vakuzar]

@MrStarwarsfan28 thanks bro , id tell it agien but u can always read it , or write it down

[millerman1669]

Why does that look like a mixture between a super super...SUPER harry dick and a mindcraft creeper?

[CosmicSpeed100]

Caption: oh there's my penis I thought I lost it somewhere

[correctmymistake]

Cat and dog have come to save the day, but dog got stuck in cat's ass.

[zer0darkblades]

that awkward moment when you are having sex with someone and your Ex is starring threw the window

[Perceus996]

You guys are all retarded, this was made a year ago.

[killerfencer]

Looks like a douche i just dropped

[Perceus996]

@killerfencer I REALLY hope you meant deuce.

[killerfencer]

@Perceus996 if it means poopoo then yes. XD

[Perceus996]

@killerfencer Thank God; douche is a tool women use to clean their vaginas. If a douche came out your butt, you'd have a problem.

[hopsinkills]

Iraq caterpillar

[lord14wolf21]

I hit you



[eminemrox111]

Yall fuckin retarded this was made a while ago

[survivalist678]

Looks like a shit I took high on lsd

[sride001]

“ I reached my leg limits ”

[sride001]

Ha that thing looks like a lama f**ked a caterpillar

[sride001]

it looks like some took tina the lama legs

[friddleman]

OMG! It's a freaking GIANT WORM THINGYMAGIGGER!!! we should kill it with fire or maybe roll it over and tickle his belly, I don't know whatever comes first???

[ninjump9]

Just Keep walking.

[ninjump9]

My friend is borrowing my limbs

[Datbir]

Well HELLLO! I was just out for a leisurely crawl, care to join? *high pitched english accent"

[ccalderon121]

wtf you looking at havnt you ever seen an alpaca with no legs? no? well todays your lucky day now move along

[13whitechic13]

Llama loading... 67%

[Armytodie4]

Let's what happens when he sees a hot girl

[jeremiahjaramillo55]

Half goat half slug

[ThatWhiteKid347]

very hairy slug

[reaperofman]

1.ahh yes, the rare and elusive Alpacapillar. It only occurs in nature when a caterpillar crawls into the vagina of an Alpaca, the caterpillar is then crushed by the vaginal wall of the Alpaca. For some reason the caterpillar releases semen into the Alpaca, and 72 hours later, the Alpacapillar is born. Now, what is most interesting is that in 9 hours, the Alpacapillar will create a cacoon around itself, and if it is not destroyed will grow into what scientist's call an Alcraplifly. a flying turd

[DoItOverProductions]

1. So I think the owners gay for buying a penis shaped alpaca.

2. An "vicugna pacos", or "alpaca" is a domesticated species of south american camelid. It is often mistaken for a baby llama. They mostly are bred in Peru, and are bred spefically for fiber based puposes.

3. There is no such thing as death, we are only a dream of ourselves. Except that brown hairy penis in the grass. He is our Lord and we must feed him our grassy children or we will be punished by being sent to potato.

[kurisoneFTW]

Hey looks like a turd took the wrong tube

[kurisoneFTW]

Must, get to my snailmobile

[k17060]

damn, cant feel my feet

HOLY CRAP ITS A FURRY SEAL

i'm not afraid... to take a stand... any time now....

[12345678910aerosmith]

pom bet u thought i said porn

[SKATE4LIFEMIKE1]

Other times of the earth would be when distant oranges come into orbit and dance to a nice song. We like cats and I have no idea when they go woof and we are not joining in.

[jmoney11546]

Holy shit I had a lot of fiber! That really hurt

[xGummiWormx]

that picture looks like a turd with a lama face xD poor piece of shit

[ecyaj54321]

God has turned out to be mexican

[dnaeye]

Even without legs, I can play a mean game of hacky sack with two balls.

[bowlfullofbestios]

The lama who had cancer in his legs

[jaminkleiner]

-I asked the baby telepathically, and it said, "I'm a peanut!"

-Paraplegic llama say what?...(spits)

-That slug stole my Alpaca jacket!

[bowlfullofbestios]

The evolution of the Jewish stage 3

[sinbot13]

Ya....oh pie

[jimC116]

Parked my llama in the slums today... Was not the best idea.

[Followthelemming]

1.) Next week, on, "When Animals Attack!" The subterranean Llamas!

2.) Thanks again God! NAILED IT!

3.) Evolution's cutting room floor.

[zimmermanfanclub]

sometimes, i like to rub my entire body with lube and lay in the kitchen pretending i am a snail.

[TheMasterk2014]

What do you call a llama with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil

What do you call a llama with no arms and no legs being attacked by bear?

Claude

What do you call a llama with no arms and no legs on the wall?

Art

What do you call a llama with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil

and what do you call a llama with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

[aznpride0708]

damn.. meth is one hell of a drug

[lolman20101997]

Pardon sir I seem to be missing my legs

[spiderman2185]

haha right at 1:55 looks like a rare alpaca caterpillar :o

[ImmaKutChu]

were somkeing weed mayne hit us up well out



[zombiecamelzzz]

sometimes i wish my pants would evolve you know like Pokemon into a giant dinosaurs so i can crush my enemies with my giant evolved pants and then i can join batman in the fight to defeat the evil of the earth

[unallacated13]

it looks like your penis when you have a bonur

[HulkAllDay]

Oh look its one of Kim Kardashians eggs dropped from her period

[CodGamingification]

2:00 Thats Where My Penis Went

[labuttcheeks]

Cum at me bro!!!!!

[ryanchase0798]

@ryanchase0798 And now it wants revenge on justin beiber

[ryanchase0798]

Looks like a giant took a dump in a toxic chemical research faccilaty then got chewbaca hair and put in a nuclear pit next to a justin beiber concert where justin wanted to take it home as a pet but he escaped... for now.

[duffboy24]

Looks like Muzzys cock.

[OnePandaToRuleAll]

Holy crap, look at that blade of grass by that llama!!!!

[HAPPYx123BUNNY]

it looks like a hairy worm,who took alot of steroid pills

[rvbking]

*waste



[rvbking]

That thing looks like a gaint hairy shit that fell in some toxic wasted and mutated to became a cross between a shit and a caterpillar that is now on a quest to destroy the enitre world

[justinhaywood0914]

Te govment com an took mai legs

Llama tippimg im taking proactive measures

Ima caterpillarrrrr waiting to become a butterflyyyyyyyyy

[MrSean697]

Justin, if you're gonna get fat, then go back to Canada.

[D3V1LD0G96]

Dude. Come look at this shit i just took

[Ghost8atGhost8sWorld]

"We wanted to make sleeveless outfits. " "They wanted to make me a sandwich" and "this isn't even the worst news! My balls itch!"

[Hateraid28]

Dearth vader is just a pussy in a black suit with a voice thingy. I'm pretty sure u can beat him up o and could u watch my vid hateraid28 and one of the vids and subscribe thnx

[Cordellwhite330]

They could have done him a solid and put his ass down...look he is a spittin doorstop.

[JaredKWest]

"MO-OM! One of chewbacca's turds is coming alive and eating our grass again!"

[Tstroyer12]

I AM A CATPILLER, FEAR ME BITCHES

[esorenson157]

Ggo

Yay nice pete boo loyd

[esorenson157]

The big worm thing at the end make good meat

[TheDagman1000]

(-(-.(-.-).-)-) fear the Asian squad!!!

[TheJw1912]

@TheDagman1000 thats not the asian squad, thats my squirtle using double team

[TheBS8]

WTF.

[squisherboots]

It's Mr Hanky the christmas llama. And those eyes are just begging someone to shave his back.

[RizzFilms]

BEWARE! FOR ON THE FULL MOON THE FELT PRAWNS SHALL RISE!

[Dboy4e]

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.

[timmeh431]

it looks like the severed foot of an african child laying on the ground with some kind of weird toe fungis that looks like a llama face.

[heyheymomo8596]

Tuesday, July 24, 2012 NATIONAL TEQUILA DAY!!!!

[heyheymomo8596]

You found my pet seal I didn't know his mom was a llama!!!!

[ab98wewq]

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[LovinThePlatapus]

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama..FUCK!

(Inspired by The Llama Song)

[fireburner64]

I got this... The answer is six, right?? Yeah I win

[themrsmartz]

Man, if nicepeter and steve reproduce anymore this world is gonna be overrun with penis llamas. Obviously too much hate has fueled its birth. I call it KassemG's Rebirth, Nice-1-1. ~Blarg

[SheikIsBetter]

"And class, that's why snakes and ewoks don't f*ck each other..."

[aroara271]

Holy purple cow cheese banging a mailman being mauled by a koala dog that is a living pixie

[mrwjcruckus]

What do you mean the camel has humps? I did that last night!

[Knighteyesau]

"What do you mean my babies are used as tampons"

[xslimexbrosx]

*that

[xslimexbrosx]

Haha looks like the lorax in dick form the shoots fricken lazer beams when provoked by justin bieber's high pitched girl voice

[SkylarBarber13]

Looks like a giant fat camel worm snail thing that shits rainbows out its ass

[cyclonepanther101]

Looks like Justin Bieber's hair and einstein's mustache did it and that's their baby

[cyclonepanther101]

Looks like Justin Bieber's hair and einstein's mustache had a baby

[nygurlswagger]

OMFG WTF IS IS... It looks like a deformed looking lama that has lost its mama

[kirec111]

My poop is alive

[simonchung555]

I no my dick Is deformed

[cultofeight82]

This has inspired me to purchase a snuggie.

[2ndtolastchance]

it looks like someone took dolly the cloned llama painted her brown and used her freakin legs for lamb chops

kinda looks cute. . wait it looks like a baby seal, i love baby seals, did i leave the microwave on?

[Santiagooopd]

Pauly D vs Raywilliamjohnson!!!

[ReligionofWinning]

a dork's real definition is whale penis, that will go great on sandwiches

[xxLukeNealxx]

Guys, not a llama. Its an animal called an alpaca and their effing amazing. Its LIKE a llama but it has more hair/fur.......so Nicepeter, "alpaca" is my answer. :)

[JYASON1]

I DONT KNOW WTF THAT WAS BUT HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS BETTER THAN MY 10TH GRADE HOMEROOM TEACHER

[lukeisagiantsfan]

Hey, its Nice Peter's mom!

[assassin8shaan]

It's Einstein vs Hawkins

[breoctube1]

For just 30 cents a day, you could feed and provide shaving cream for a mutant Guatemalan.

[breoctube1]

Winning!

[MrFrznhamsters]

Gives a whole new meaning to "living shit"...

[DevilMayCry155]

it looks like my my mothers mom

[DevilMayCry155]

its turtle boobies

[korimo98]

Steve is the guy from ray William Johnson

[theRussellUSA]

I like Turtleesss

[MrNerd487]

Deformed penis

[thehodge12]

Its like a hairy pecker with a face that could piss around a corner

[greatdane1234567]

Elise wants to do me wants to do me and now that your right next to me I can understand why they used the dog to play you in the movies

[SlickZero28]

@greatdane1234567 sit down son let me give you a music lesson ask bach i got moar cock than smith and wesson never say never you'll never be forgettin i crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages YOUR MUSIC GETS YOU BITCHES ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES

[SlickZero28]

@greatdane1234567 I'm committtin verbal murder in the major 3rd degree my name is beethoven motherfucker maybe ya heard of me not the saint bernard I'm the real og you wanna trade blows you can't even hit puberty

[greatdane1234567]

@greatdane1234567 or myself see how much I love it I memorized all the lyrics without any help I SWEAR OR SHALL I DYE RIGHT NOW; Epic rap battles of history JUSTIN BEIBER VS BEETHOVEN BEGIN: look what the cat dragged back from the dead man it looks like chewbacca wiped his as* on your head I'm the next Michael Jackson you smell like Betty white here's some aspirin your catching BEIBER fever tonight!! Because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible who listens to classical ANYWAAY ..E

[The3picJ]

BOY, WOULD I LIKE TO PLACE MA HAND UPON UR FUCKIN SEXY ASS AND SQUEEZE

[greatdane1234567]

Does anyone see a catipilet cause I do I now the contest is already over but now I am crying because that is my favorite rap battle

[zeldafan101ful]

DONT BE HATEIN

[Ketchup2Go1]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PROBLEM?

[MrRudedude17]

Wow that looks almost as soft as Justin beiber

[KidSiXxXxXx]

Kuzco! o:

[TheWhh81194]

Danny, looked like he was not satisfied at all with the song.

[xJOEYxDx899x]

I LOVE UNICORNS :D

[superthuginc]

Top of the morning rise and shine

[LegoMovies91]

Looks like my mom after her shower.

[LegoMovies91]

It looks like my dog took a dump.

[deathshark57]

See this is what happens when llamas grow beards they look like a big hairy turd....................muffin­s

[DHGKingzz]

That llama can spit better rhymes than you can. Haaa

[Pocomocoloco]

And when GOD said "there will be llamas" i told him to fuck off and that's the reason this thing was born

[flomasterg]

I've killed better looking hookers...

[eddito221]

fire truck fire truck starts with f and ends with uck

[beefstu2007]

Wow Oprah finally decided to shave...

[shelbifyed]

I bet the llama likes tacos

[Hairyfruit1]

Meets even

[Hairyfruit1]

Gigantic llama meters a ditch

[joshgbrown420]

Leutinant dan of lamas

[LegionsSkittle]

the larma would walk but it took an arrow to the knee it looks like a giant bear cock

[blackwaterII]

That llama is only half happy.

[blackwaterII]

Be careful, the giant that made this is going for round two.

[blackwaterII]

So, are we going to watch this thing take a turd or what?

[lah3dns25]

Looks like my p*nis