John Ashcroft

[livinlvis]

I think he was literally trying to kill the metaphor.

[minimalist34]

sounds like hes trying to seduce his grandmother

[minimalist34]

lol seriously is this real life?

[minimalist34]

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHa oh america..

[Scott872004]

It sounds like he is having an epileptic seizure

[timmmip]

Mr. Ashcroft would've been smart to cut out some of those wordy lyrics he trips over repeatedly to get to the chorus. I think a blind senior citizen did the camera work.

[jstohler]

My ears! Ze goggles do nussing!

[Clapacino]

Know why he sings so well...cuz hes an actor just like everyone in politics..a highly orchestrated production implemented to satisfy the public

[BrianMorrison71]

@Clapacino He should pay you for saying he can sing well...

[Clapacino]

WAR CRIMINAL..SOCIAL AGITATOR...INTELLIGENCE AGENT..ACTOR...YES MAN...SHIT BARON....TIT

[CrimsonFury006]

Don't quit your day job, Johnny!

[betterpresident09]

I had to go wash my ear out before I could respond, and then I had to readjust my vision from the wiggle video,& the blurring flag. These people do insipid, gratuitousnes & boring really well.

It was good to be reminded of what I don't miss.

[BarrioAztrologist89]

is it just me or has anyone ever really seen a real eagle??

[dancindutchweasel]

this cant be parodied! its utter perfection!

[lightlyone]

Always good for a few grins.

[Cahoula]

A very nice man. He turned the other cheek too many times though.

[Hdtexan]

War criminal should be singing in Gitmo as some hefty black thugs bitch!

[mr300ism]

@Hdtexan Fuck you liberal thug

[acehighpat]

After watching this, is it any wonder he lost to a dead guy? lol

[PetriSoul]

Still better than Maroon 5.

[elderberry9]

I heard he uses genuine Iraqi oil on his hair.

[KraftwithaK]

Where's Autotune when you need it?

[ubuntungbelele]

Poor guy's hopped up on Ol' Granddad. He'd sing this at work too.

[cuzitsnecessary]

Tone deafness in full effect, lol

[TheOmoSlide]

Uh.. wow. This is just awful.

[EarwigEarl]

John Ashcroft sucks.

[TheReidman22]

Im a patriot, and this pisses me the fuck off

[sororyzbl]

Antares makes a great product that might help John Ashcroft out a bit.

[atomofconsumption]

At first you're like: there's no way this is real. But then it grows on you.

[TheZeatt]

ohh god pls go and look at the landover baptist church forums u will laugh ur ass of they are so stupid^^ just like him but better

[RndmAnvgr777]

i just had an amerigasim.....

[westcoast1965]

This is a manifestation if mental illness...  and bad taste.

[azmildman]

Save the karaoke for the bar you drunken, can't carry a tune in a bucket, flat note sucking idiot. God that was terrible. It sounds like a ninety year old woman in church. Voice cracking, nasty lousy dumb ass.

[charliemctruth]

I almost nearly went and abused a muslim. Then I remembered i'm Scottish, and went for a pint.

[badtwoface]

The king ♥

[xcellistax]

I wish there was some animation for this. super cheese

[dcspacegirl]

Awful.

[Ahiga4545]

@dcspacegirl Yes, it's so awful that it is hilarious.

[suiseismologic]

Thumbs up if you remember this song for 9/11

[03nj]

beaten by a dead guy 

[jdills1196]

I'm a democrat and a liberal.

I let the eagle soar.

[6Bo6rn6]

I could swear that his style and lower notes in singing are ALOT like the singing of the Owl in that Bohemian Grove ritual clip...Just sayin'

[ColinFowler]

How is this piece of shit 5 minutes long and who told this twat he could sing?

[yersubconscious]

LOLJohnny. Failure forever. 

[talkinboutjon]

What a tool. Let the eagle soar?

The country has been on a downward spiral for years. Both Bush and Obama hurt the country. How can you people love these politicians so much? You defend them and they probably go home and laugh at you. They don't even care about you... Very rare exceptions. The truth hurts huh? They don't care about you!

I usually vote on the lesser of two evils. I don't live with my nose up their butt either. Good luck living like that people.

[fitzy545]

these people all deserve to be burned alive there anti irish and some of the shit they say about irish is filth they claim to love jesus ha there all goin to .hell ha ha bunch of fuckin freaks THIS IS WHY MOST PEOPLE HATE AMERICANS THESE FUCKIN LOONYS

[mr300ism]

@fitzy545=FUCK YOU SOCIALIST BITCH

[fitzy545]

@mr300ism no fuck you scum bag

[mr300ism]

@fitzy545 You are a scumbag bitch

[fitzy545]

@mr300ism is that your basic intelligence? fuckin hell what a way of life you have there you pathetic waste of life come to my country and we eat you ponys for breakfast you racist scum bags people like you and your family will never make it in the real world thats why your daddy brain washes people for there money you bunch of scum you will all spend eternity with hitler

hahahahahahaha

[astronautagogo]

I bet he could really kick ass singing The Love Boat theme.

[LordCorinth]

yeah seriously what the fuck is with the cameraman?

....bob dole?

....what? too soon? oh ok.....

[LordCorinth]

freakin love it, let this gem never disappear from the internets

[nashsumm]

Whatever, everyone. This is AWESOME!

[MrSalimMilas]

One of the scariest, freakiest things I've ever seen and heard in my entire life! Suuuuuuuuper scary!!!!!!! Certified lunatic!!!!!!!

[thechinadesk]

Where can I get the sheet music for this?

[yourmummademefat]

is the camera guy pissed?

[Bleach93Ishida]

Can you say brainwashing?

[kbean63]

No wonder Evangelials don't (or can't) dance.

[kbean63]

This guy makes William Shatner sound like John Lee Hooker.

[benkissinger]

This is better than my life

[hammerkou]

how



[monos70]

I wished Bin LAden would've shot a missile to land on Ashcroft pulverizing him. Even if there was people around, the people would survive intact, killing only ashcroft.

[jordanowen42]

You know if you play this over Triumph of the Will, it synchs up perfectly!

[yersubconscious]

I hope you end up where you belong, Ash-hole, in Branson. Tony Orlando and Gallagher are waiting.

[Raciferkhanthechaos1]

@yersubconscious Your an asshole you Janet Reno cocksucker!

[yersubconscious]

@Raciferkhanthechaos1 It's "you're", as in you're an idiot.

[chickensw]

@yersubconscious hahahaha....its great when they do the work for you..

[ajuliano]

ROCKY COAST

[uprooting]

ugh, this makes me sick

[meushubris]

What an utter douchebag, hey John I just bought your book, it sucked, as did your term in office you scumbag! You should be sent to gitmo and forced to service young GIs who fight for their nation!

[Sweepersucksballs]

@meushubris You suck Liberal Bitch!

[meushubris]

@Sweepersucksballs well, thank you for your educated and well informed opinion, based on nothing more than blindly loyalty to a party who deserves neither aid nor comfort. I am far from a liberal, but do share many views with them. I also share some views with the right. But, where I draw the line, and this is the difference between me and an inbred jackass like you, is I refuse to blindly follow anyone. Go on and accept the crumbs from your masters slave.

[SoulOnDeparture666]

@meushubris well put, my friend

[mr300ism]

@meushubris Your a bitch

[meushubris]

@mr300ism Thank you for the very informative post there... Usless eater neocon perhaps?

[mr300ism]

@meushubris=Liberal Bitch

[meushubris]

@mr300ism Actually I usually go to the right, but I know where to dram the line. People like you who blindly suck the neocons dicks, you are whats wrong with the world. Libs too, they say its for different reasons, but both sides make this country fucked. Youre a sheep, and probably a cop or in the service. And god knows on the right if you saying anything about either youre a lib... You sad sad little fucktard you

[Flashrred12]

@meushubris Fuck you Janet Reno cocksucker

[meushubris]

@mr300ism And the proper spelling, for inbred people like yourself, is Youre. Learn your proper English, then insert your foot in your mouth.

[ra4king]

Wait....what is this about?

[badattitude77769]

It gets even worse! Honest.

Search: Ashcroft Now in Charge of Ethics for Blackwater

[egderegor]

This man helped to bring in the totalitarian police state in America. The final stages are being put into place now. Scum bag war profiter

[musicalminded878]

They should do this more often on C-Span, maybe it wouldn't be so boring.....wait a minute...

[vidnut67]

Let the eagles soar? This kind of singing is more likely to attract buzzards, if you ask me.

[PeerlessPaavo]

If you think his vibrato is awe-inspiring here, just imagine how it'll resonate in a cell. Or a prison shower.

[badattitude77769]

@PeerlessPaavo With bubba helping him pick up the soap, yes!

[larrywbg]

I'm sorry, but every time I hear this guy sing, I have to take a shower because I feel so disgustingly gross......

[Moreofthesamez]

I'd rather be poked in the eyes with sharp needles than listen to this a second time!

[ella5024]

That should be about me, that song. STOP GANGSTALKING of TARGETED INDIVIDUALS.

[RightWingHunter666]

John Ashcroft should be soaring at GITMO! Fucking fascist son of a bitch!

[Sweepersucksballs]

@RightWingHunter666 Fuck you Reno cocksucker!

[RightWingHunter666]

@Sweepersucksballs Eat some eagles balls you fascist bitch!

[swedishvolvo]

I want to see the video complication of John singing this song while tomahawk missiles are being launched from destroyers.

[danger0usknowledge]

John Ashcroft is now chief of ethics for Blackwater Xe. Let the eagle soar... The hunt for Bin Laden started under an democratic president (Clinton) and ended under a democratic president. Let the eagle soar... Early 2001, Ashcroft to Picard of the FBI, "ah don't EVER want to hear the words Al Qaeda again" Of Ashcroft's top 5 priorities as US AG in 2001 NOT ONE CONCERNED COUNTER TERROR. Ashcroft's 2001 budget cut 1/2 billion $ from counter terror. Thanks for the song John.

[ctwatcher]

Crazy! Maybe I'll create a for profit army and get a big fat subsidy to run it. I'm sure there's enough vets to fill all positions!

He sacrificed alright. How many lives lost for this fake war?

So pathetic!

[jaffeferguson]

It's not so much his singing as the kitsch-ass lyrics. Gack.

No, I guess it's him, too.

[foxfoobar]

Oh wow, he can really sing! He should give a concert in Bagdad or... Kabul!

[EFKA526]

Please, Osama, shoot the singing bastard.... Oh, sorry, Osama is dead :D Well Ashcroft never cared about the Geneva Convention. And this song is clearly a violation of that international treaty.

[atrickpay11]

the guy can sing..what can i say

[atrickpay11]

roflmao

[JourneyHome]

Who told him he could sing - this makes me ashamed to be an American - whats wrong with people like him - so sanctimonious.

[frankdrebiin]

oh my gosh

[tctctctc4]

Blackwater’s New Ethics Chief: John Ashcroft (WIRED magazine )By Spencer Ackerman May 4, 2011...Yes, John Ashcroft, the former U.S. attorney general, is now an “independent director” of Xe Services, formerly known as Blackwater.

[orazdow]

1:20

[thechinadesk]

Caruso, Gigli, Bjorling, Kraus, Corelli, Pavarotti.

All silent, never to be heard again.

But take comfort. We still have Ashcroft.

[JoelH99]

Hands on our hearts we salute you your victory,

Choke on your blue white and scarlet hypocrisy

Pitying the blindness that you've never seen

That the eagles of war whose wings lent you glory

They were never no more than carrion crows,

Pushed the wrens from their nest, stole their eggs, changed their story

My country tis of thy people you're dying.

Buffy St. Marie

[LucidSpark123]

Just kill me now!!!

[greglawrence]

The audience is horrified...as am I.

[ivegotlove13]

your a liar, your rude, you have no idea what your talking about... maybe you should re read your bible.. because you have no idea..

[maxeggg]

He lost to dead guy . . . hahahahahahaha . . .

[Fahrvernuggen]

This is so good I'm going to chase some eagles around and tell the to soar more. They'll probably think I'm sort of crazy asshole, but whatever.

[MsNha16]

Sharron Angle brought me back here. Thanks Sharron. Now and then I need a good blood rush to my face and head. If you can't be embarrassed, I'll do it for you.

[roxannetomco]

Oh man. How can you not just listen to this on repeat! Quality worbling and dramatic pauses ... interrupted by his own laughter. Wow. This is a man pissing on his own dreams. You're the best, Ashland!

[AdonisJones]

Play some Skynyrd, man!

[sikvenum82]

Hey Ashcroft maybe if your credibility was equal to your singing you might've been AG for the entire bush presidency

[risqueclay]

Next song, "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

[SoufCackSoxFan]

@jthornton17

Exactly. Where is all the outrage from the "BUSH IS A WAR CRIMINAL" crowd? I was with them then and they are nowhere to be found now.

[badattitude77769]

@SoufCackSoxFan Are you kidding, we are still here!

[SoufCackSoxFan]

@badattitude77769 Some are. Most got caught up in the Obama hype and are now silent. I wish there were more vocal anti-war peope like us around.

[badattitude77769]

@SoufCackSoxFan Have you seen the video of the bush father and son crime cartel riding golf carts into the world series? The crowd cheers? Millions of childrens lives destroyed for these drug dealing "poppy bush" lies.

I want the mainstream media to be held accountable for war crimes. Reno Gazette Journal, June of 2001, Children Playing Soccor in Baghdad Bombed by United States and British Warplanes." Just a little byline on the second page. Look at my upload: Alices Restaurant.

[SoufCackSoxFan]

@badattitude77769 Just watched. Your videos are very well put together and I wish everybody were required to watch them.

[WTCnucleardemolition]

Google "China Syndrome at the WTC"

[jthornton17]

it's funny that we're now in another pointless war under the great Obama. A middle eastern country with a tyrant dictator. But now it's ok, because it's not someone from the BUsh Administration.

[bigcrapper96]

The Eagles said they'd get back together when "Hell Froze Over." But Asscroft made THE EAGLE SOAR!!!

[arouska]

he loves America so much that he is willing to suspend habeas corpus. Real fucking American hero.

[JejunumJake]

@arouska "We defend the Constitution until it's inconvenient"

[ArtisanBlade]

Classic American shit.....mad representation of your shit hole country

[Seasass]

@ArtisanBlade Man, that's harsh--don't paint all of us with that brush!

[PEPPYY22]

Makes me want to rub oil all over my body!

[bigcrapper96]

@PEPPYY22

Makes me want to get all greased up, go to Vietnam, with a tricked out crossbow and an RPG and bring the troops back home and take out the entire Soviet Red Army!! HOORAH!

[bennyvega100]

Wow talk about a huge insult to eagles lol

This is the most atrocious piece of music I've ever heard. How fitting that Ashcroft wrote it.

[votekyle3000]

okay, music aside, I could get better camerawork from a polaroid.

ZOOM

PAN

ZOOM OUT

FLAG!

FUZZY!

[bennyvega100]

@votekyle3000

Yeah, shitty camera work but it's brilliant compared to the song LOL

[rriverstone1]

ROFLMFAO! Giant crook! LOLOL This is great! THANKs. He ain't bad, really, as a karaoke singer, anyway...ROFLMFAO

[rriverstone1]

ROFLMFAO! Giant crook! LOLOL This is great! THANKs

[shaun3342]

This is embarrassing. I can't believe this man, who wrote this piece of shit song and actually thought anybody would want to listen to him perform it, was the Attorney General.

Talk about poor judgment.

[renivalbn]

ok, he can be a devil.

but this song is just great.. what a wonderful song.. i'm a brazilian musician and i really got great emotion hearing this.

[TheAmazingamerica]

OMG!!

[TheDreamMechanic]

Ohhhhh....this is what pure hatred feels like. Thanks, John!

Ashcroft is a musical terrorist.

[TheAmazingamerica]

@TheDreamMechanic U got that right!

[3soccerstars]

No.

Officially, GWB let Osama and his entire family fly out of America when not even Americans could fly.

Keep being a moron.

Watch Clinton on Fox explain this fucktard. Bush was a "brother" to the Bin Laden family.

One-sided assholes are the republicans that want to impose a New World order with them in charge.

I will personally defeat that.

[3soccerstars]

If not for Cheney and Rumsfeld- he would be the worst person in America.

[Sweepersucksballs]

@3soccerstars=YOU FUCKING BITCH! RENO IS WORST!

[3soccerstars]

@Sweepersucksballs

Reno, Nevada? Janet Reno?

Who covers up a statue that is the emblem of Justice? AssCrack.

Who has no clue about liberty with respect to the Constitution? AssCrack

Facists have issues.

[tmo7759]

Ya think Ashcroft and Larry Craig have shared a stall or two?

[MrEatonbeaver]

I thought HeeHaw went off the air years ago.

[Duggywuggy1]

LOSER!!!!!

[Duggywuggy1]

WAR CRIMINAL!!!! and a terrible singer!!! what a fucking loser!

[IdiotForPalin]

@Duggywuggy1 To be fair, John Ashcroft stood against Bush's wiretapping program - from a hospital bed. Google "Ashcroft" and "hospital room" to get the story about how they tried to bully him into approving it while he was ill in the hospital. He deserves some credit.

[Duggywuggy1]

@IdiotForPalin give him some credit for not breaking the law? for not violating our rights? ok ?

[djdksf]

A gift that keeps on giving. Thanks for the (shitty) memories Ashy.

[auggie87]

Every time I see this, it makes me think that Principal Skinner would do this on The Simpsons.

[liquidaardvark]

@auggie87 Even Seymour Skinner has more self respect than that.

[mario0318]

@auggie87 kinda sounds like him too :P

[ccheung68]

The man lost to a dead guy lol

[Gingakiller]

You dumb fucking christians. jesus isn't real go suck a dick queers

[detoth67]

I guess the eagle is metaphorical for Ashcroft soaring out of the closet.

Soar gay eagle! Fly, be free!

[Gingakiller]

@detoth67

LMFAO dude that made me laugh so much!

[kalitexnis10]

Makes you want to get undressed slowly in front of a mirror...

[1tonykirk]

Probably administers a great hum job, too!

[jimdeebassist]

Republicans: lamer than lame

[SirDamienQFox]

His name even sounds like an assholes name. And he's republican and a millionaire? lol. This is extremely entertaining though. Nothing like complete delusion and hypocrisy. Decent voice too.

[ronnierayjenkins]

Yesterday they denied compensation and medical care for the 9/11 respondents, he was just another bullshitter.

[MsTommyknocker]

His voice is quite good actually