MST3K - Snow Thrills

[KillerHelix]

When Joel mentioned the Sled of the Subgenius, I completely lost it.

"Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to go faster!"

[szqsk8]

"yeah, well you're full of skit!!". LOL!

[RetroToledo]

Kinda like the reference to the Coca-Cola Snack Bar ad used here...

(the one that usually has Servo stating "Mr. Crow" with Crow following with "Way to go, kid!")

[SisterAllie35]

"Nothing quite as pretty ... as arterial spray on the white snow."

[doooomster]

Look at him go.. To Hell!

(in a handbasket)

[MrJrodarod]

"It's the biggest one man thrill" Joel: "I know a better one, forget I said that...sorry."

hehehe

[lastxwriter]

Fourth of July in Minnesota!

[Trikean]

I just watched the posture video, and these people don't practice it at all.

[ladycplum]

Look at him go!

To Hell!

[yaywhewclips242]

PUPPIES!!

Y does his bathing suit have a belt?

[ShoeUnited]

Cross Country Shiing Amid Skenes of Mid Winter Magnifishensh In Shanada's Shnow Covered Playgroundsh.

[7flyinghecks]

If I ever hear anyone say "Schiing" again I am pushing them off the chairlift.

[Highxore]

@7flyinghecks pusking them of the skairlift*

[7flyinghecks]

@Highxore :PUSH:  That looked like it hurt!

[thefaboloussob]

9:10 Winter sports is the only thing that makes you climax, huh announcer guy?

[thefaboloussob]

Take note that these guys are playing for fun, or if they are competing it's during exhibition events. So don't expect any Europeans snatching the medals away!

[thefaboloussob]

Sorry, dudes. No snowboardin'!

[jasonw131]

Narrator: Beauty, grace, and rhythm.

Servo: You won't find them here.

[RetroToledo]

@jasonw131 Reminds me of "Circus On Ice" again!

[pbanta62]

Looks like someone smuggled out a film of Flyers coach Peter Laviolette's emergency tryouts for a goalie. ;)

[lastxwriter]

"There's Grandma!" Grandma, no!

[Ekit357]

Is that a king at 8:10??

o_O

[MichRockHop81108]

theres nothing better than when tom servo is dancing to the bad music of movies. Really the mystery science theater guys do a lot more jokes than just verbally, their expressions convey sarcasm and other funny things

[annfyban]

I wanna ride on that huge sled!

[femoman]

"Jack frost is master of ceremony!"

"I thought he was fictional..."

[AshtonPhoto]

Ha ha! Funny!

Hey, is anybody in the least impressed with Syfy or whatever it is now?

It's all homogenized drivel to me.

I suppose there are only so many "aliens attempt to take over/destroy the world" stories you can do.

[AshtonPhoto]

You mean they're puppets?? So who's operating Joel?

[CalicoVall]

@AshtonPhoto Well, who else? Frank Oz! Z_Z

[MrDuncanBelfast]

Cue the "Jackass" theme.

[Evilmonkey66699]

God,I miss this show it was a sad day when the twits at Sci-fi decided that it wasn't worth keeping on and yet they are happy to keep WWE's flavour of crap? Is it just me or does that seem like their was something very wrong with that?

[CalicoVall]

@Evilmonkey66699 Yeah, just makes me wonder what's going on over there at Scifi. Sorry, Syfi. -_-

[RetroToledo]

@CalicoVall Nothing really!

[joethehunter]

has any one noticed that they don't even try to hide that joel is toms puppeteer while their in the theatre

[akumacornflakes]

@joethehunter

Probably because Kevin Murphy is Servo's puppeteer...

[Gaslight61375]

I love the shorts where they get so dark XD

[TimelordR]

Denmark never laughed so hard...

[skellington15]

Yes, it's Prostitutes On Ice!

...well in a nice way.

[TimEagle77]

I never had noticed the end of the seat on the right corner before. Neat!!

[FurryMutt]

"Let's find out what they had for lunch!" *puking noises* lmfao xD

[ErinIsPunk]

"What happened? Did the voice-over guy go to the bathroom or something?" LOL

[quinnyb1886]

1:00 XD

[BackupAccount410]

HELP US

WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING

[EchoBoomer1987]

"4th of July in Minnesota" hahahahahaha XD

[perplacymp]

0:56-0:58 "Whitey takes the lives of five not-so-innocent spectators."

That line should have been in.

[MikeofWyoming]

Mike was the best!

[janeeyre1990]

@MikeofWyoming You spelled Joel wrong.

[mclemore63]

7:20 It's the Ant Hill Mob from "Wacky Races"!

[charger619c]

the four people who disliked this video are dyslexic

[mason000]

@charger619c Or they just have no sense of humor.

[LSUTigers712]

9:00 I knew there would be a Herschel Walker reference!

[DaemonJaegerin]

I was waiting for a Minnesota reference. Although I'm surprised there weren't more...

[bull11234]

Before This I was watching Svengoolie.

[AnnoyingSquib]

6:21

Yes! Thrill as this high jumping sheer takes his face clean off! O.O

[TheGullibleParrot]

Looks like some of the Polar Bear club didn't make it.

[gogoothello]

meanwhile in the stuffed shirt competition...

[Shemassault]

Wow, I didn't know everything involving snow in 50's ment lifelong pain and injuries!

[DrPoon]

Holy hell this is the best. Just watching all those people bust their asses on ski's made it worth it.

[HaileyVerge]

"Oh yeah, well you'll full of skit".

How he read the "skiing in Canada's snow-coverd playground" title card was funny.

[4EyedBlonde]

"yes it's prostitutes on ice!"

"it's the fourth of july in minesota!"

[theravendemon]

I love how when Joel's directing the bobsled around the track, at 8:50 he smacks Tom and goes "Oh shit, 'scuse me."

[Theburn77]

where i'm from we arrest flaming blades

[LunaEclipsed]

lol, it's funny how Servo keeps bouncing around to the music.

[RobotPharmacy]

I haven't seen anyone stand up in MST3k yet!

[averagejoe0073]

She whoring !! LOL! Brilliant!

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

..."Shi-ing"??

....

WTF?

[ilikethecoke]

Embarrassing? You bet! That guy never had a chance!

[lysis28]

"It's the parade of shame and wasted lies!"

[CaptMARNEY]

4:35 Joel:"Yeah well you're fulla skit."

XD nice

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Sheep thrills?

[ilikethecoke]

I forget, what movie was this before?

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

IT Conquered The World.

[NemisisX31]

woof woof meow woof

[bLuDcLoT06]

"shee-ing"

!?!?!?!?!

wtf

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

Tom Servo's tiny hands and arms are so cute!

[bLuDcLoT06]

especially when he drives his little car

[Chenolicious1]

@PhantosTheHedgehog Check out Servo looking adorable: MST3K: Tom Servo is Cute. Don't you just want to give him a big snuggly huggly???

[devastator87]

Its the agony of defeat auditions.

[tarlcabot18]

Watch out for that train!

[Darksora46]

"Lets talk about shrinkage shall we?"

[HailDarkened]

Yes, its Prostitutes On Ice! xD

[neverknowsbest09]

5:00 loool.

[pacothetaco556]

"where I come from they arrest flashing baldes" hahah

[hollyhuffstutler]

"A great way to blow an afternoon, or a knee"

[itwontbez]

One of my faves from Season 3! The perfect short for their rapid-fire riffing!

[Evertide05]

4:54 Easily my favorite part of this short. "Shi'ing," my ass.

[luwdmke]

What ever happened to the one legged skaters race?

[psdcgame]

"The swits have a word for this, its called I"M GONNA DIE!"

[mlmcin05]

it's a death train! 7:42

[rct2guy]

"Oh, I see a class action lawsuit coming around the corner!" - 7:43

"Yeah, well you're full of skit. " - 4:30

LOL.

[Tazzer88]

6:01 THERE'S GRANDMA!

[Cazz814]

"I did it for the kicks man!"

[ertznay]

8:27 "Do you want to go faster?" This is a quote they used a few times. Can someone PLEASE tell me it's origins. I know I have heard it before, but can't place it.

[w8geek]

Any County Fair ride that goes in a circle with some yoink controlling just how fast it slides your vital organs to the outside yells it to the teeming throng.

[typomanbros]

It's just a thing that ride operators at fairs and the like would say.

[uruseiranma]

They would say it on rides like the merry-go-round. Mike uses it in 'Prince of Space.' Supposedly, the operator would ask those who wanted to go faster to raise their hands. My guess is if he saw enough raised hands, he'd comply.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"Yeah, then I think you're full of skit."

[voidnothing]

"Here Gertrude Stein shows her moves!"

[whiskerstea]

Joel's a smartass. =\

He's rude to the robots. He's not my favorite, that's for sure. =(

[thatbigolhead]

iiiiii see a class action suit comin' round the corner!

[callahancm]

"yeah, you're full of skit"

[DragonFire381]

Mother, get off the ice.

[problem49]

There's no thrills like snow thrills.

[Evertide05]

In it for the kicks.

[FuchsiasAttic1847]

lmao i love their reaction to the horse thing "...what the...." "ok."

[FuchsiasAttic1847]

"Grandma.....grandmaaaa! what is she doin up there......"

[purpleshamrock17]

"A modern whirling dervish on ice."

"You mean she's gonna skate till she dies?"

"Yup!"

[EllaKiyaBeatleGirl]

I love this one XD

[ZzMorningWoodzZ]

Beauty, grace, and rhythm....

"You won't find them here."

I died laughing!

[FuchsiasAttic1847]

lmfao that was beautiful

[PyrozPlayground]

Look at him go! To Hell!

In a hand basket... LOL

[typomanbros]

"4th of July in Minnesota"

that made my day.

[saintaureus]

shiing? who has ever pronounced it like that?

[dma69nyc]

Cross Country Shiing Amid Skenes of Winter Magnifishence in Shanada's Show-sovered Playgroundsh

lol

[dma69nyc]

Shiing???

[KolbeKrew]

"Yeah, well you're full of skit."

I had to stop and laugh for about 5 minutes

[Shadowlynk]

It's the "agony of defeat" auditions!

[sparkkle2]

It's shiing they tells us!

Yeah, well you're full of skit.

[StLennyBruce]

sled of the subgenius...lol...

[acsowards]

The Parade of Shame and Wasted Lives!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hey, it's prostitutes on ice!

[o0rae0o]

Ski Joring?

[ImbiberOfBrew]

haha i work in newburgh ny, its a shithole now lol. Waterfront bars on the hudson are good though, thats about it.

[ghosthead2008]

you mean, skithole. lol

[RowBadMovies]

James Bond's being chased by enemy agents!

[AutobotLover]

OHMS ref

[bazo87]

so you want to go faster? raise your hands ifyou want to go faster!

All this just to talk to Jim Mckay

nnnnnooooooooo!!!

[bachftw]

8:05 "It's the Sled of the Subgenius!"

Praise Joel, and Praise Bob!

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

Nothing quite as beautiful as arterial spray on a winter day.

[MattChrisF]

Crow: Sheep thrills?

Joel: Oh well, to each his own...

[ShadesofScorpius]

"I see a class action suit comin round the corner!"

[gking407]

these guys make me laugh like no one else. one of the best shorts on youtube!

[lmaunkst]

Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?

Yeah? Well, you're full of skit.

[thip77]

ski joring hee hee!

[DeadParrotsLTD]

Love the Monty Python music at 3:00

[AutobotLover]

prostitues on ice

[lmaunkst]

How exactly would that work, anyway?

[AutobotLover]

ask crow not me

[634devil]

"She whoring?"

"I'm gonna die!"

[pedropratt]

I was just reading about the SubGenius. Trip Out!

[ViggoGirl9]

"It's the parade of shame and wasted lives!"

"Here, Gertrude Stein shows her moves."

Omg lol, I love these..... xD

[photographermatt]

This was funny

[Fred13B]

"You know... there's nothing quite as pretty on a summer day as arterial spray on the white snow."

[Charger011]

Beauty, grace, and rhythm...

You won't find them here.

[ripvain]

Find out what these lovelies had for lunch!

*euhg-logph!*

Yes in a few years these kids will be adicted to pain killers, for now, little Billy is paralyzed!

Oh, I know there's a word for this it's "I'M GUNNA DIE!"

[WhoseLineFanXD]

"...Are darn hard to come by!"

"We're gonna go skiing, we're gonna go skiing, we're gonna have a heck of a ball of fun... We're gonna go die on the slopes!!"

"Sheep thrills?" "To each his own..." XD

"I know a better one. Forget I said that."

[marshmallowinnards]

7:57 - Doesn't Joel use this same quote in his farewell episode?

[Bristol92]

yea simlair to that

[marshmallowinnards]

Prostitutes on ice...in a nice way!

[s70driver2005]

5:00 min had my laughing so hard, i had to turn it back like 5 times, my face hurts!

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

"Aw, Mom. Come on, get off the ice! DAD! Will you maker her get off the ice, look at her! D,: "

Poor Joel XD

[jmr48080]

Blood, flesh, entrails, the contents of a human spilled!

[Lespaul09MKN]

HUH!?!?! it's the nuttiest bob sled in town! hahaha

God, Joel is awesome

[THEBossSound]

Its a DEATH train!!! OMG!!!!!

[d0g69s]

You know, I wish they had a version of MST3K that was more crude in its rif's. this is funny stuff, but it would have been cool of Joel was a little less puritanical.

[RowBadMovies]

Joel didn't need shock and vulgarity to be funny. Most modern comedians NEED to be offensive and overly-edgy to get laughs.

[d0g69s]

I totally agree with you, really. but when they get just a little bit naughty, it's quite funny too. but Joel rules.

[ladycplum]

"Cross-country shee-ing amid skenes of Winter magnifishence in Sanada's Shnow-covered playgroundsh!"

[WhoseLineFanXD]

lol I'm actually going skiing in Canada this January... and I'm gonna say that like every 30 seconds... : )

[ladycplum]

You're going cross-country sheeing? Wish I could join you in those skenes of winter magnifishence in Sanada!

[WhoseLineFanXD]

XD

I don't think I'm going *cross-country* sheeing, but yes, I am going to Sanada... : )

[ladycplum]

Oh so you're going to see the Shnow covered playgroundsh then!

[WhoseLineFanXD]

Well, I kinda... don't... know... the definition of "cross-country" skiing exactly......

[WhoseLineFanXD]

......So the point is that I'm going skiing.

[Cagair]

You mean sheeing, right?

[WhoseLineFanXD]

Yes. : )

[theSonicYouth]

Be careful, especially if you decide to go She Whoring

[WhoseLineFanXD]

Don't worry, I won't go looking for any Sheep Thrills.

[TomMSTie]

Thank you for actually spelling it out. XD

[ladycplum]

Oh yeah, well you're full of skit!

[jeannec1]

Tom is almost adorable when he dances around.

[scottanderson123]

Beauty,grace,and rhythm...you won't find them here!

[ShadowNeedsAHug]

THERE'S GRANDMA!! :D

[JDogindy]

Down goes Herschel Walker!

[ShadowNeedsAHug]

"It's called: I'M GONNA DIE!"

[juggler64]

Crow: "All right, 'Hardcastle & McCormick'! It's a great show... if you're brain-dead."

I'd always missed that last part before. Just goes to show what might happen when you've got the sound up too much.

[crazymonkeyman19]

" do do do do do, whooho du hu it's the goffy guy." lol