Huge turtle found in ocean

[McTerror1]

nothing says "decaying giant turtle corpse" like Beethoven

[bestestfriend100]

IT'S A BIG PANCAKE

[gasmask408]

ROSE O'DONELL!!

[936justme]

@gasmask408 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha­h! Lolololol! No is Alec Baldwin

[MrJownking]

looks like my shit

[winterbeauty1991]

based on the fin of that creature it was more than likely a humpback whale, gee people study up on ur animals!

[aswomehalodude]

godzilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!



[cottonfever1221]

Looks more like a partialy eaten whale carcus,the LACK of smell would rule out a weather-balloon,it'd be stankin for miles!

[housesickness]

looks like pizza

[GinaRoseful]

Ummmm they should try and cook it

[erik222255]

Agiant roasted marshmellow

[Ixallus]

GAMERRRAAAAAAA!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo!!!!!!!!

[Kasuh3]

And they say there are starving people in Africa

[W4V3MAKER]

@kwfxdotcom They finally found your mum?

[FTGPurpleHippy]

Hmm are ya'll dumb look close its called sand look it up

[BearsMusic1]

looks like poorly made pancakes

[moocw7889]

even if that thing is real,HOW DA FA IS DAT A TURTLE

[MrAld009]

huge beef steak??? LOL

[hcdub]

Did they at least fuck it in the ass?

[A3IOWN3DU]

looks like a burnt marshmallow



[Nefelisdiardi]

This is no weather balloon, turtle or monster, or any of this other nonsense. This is called a globster, and they're not uncommon, unusual though they may appear. Some have been interpreted as remains of gigantic octopi, e.g. the St Augustine find, but all examined specimens have proven to be badly decayed connective tissue from whales. This is clearly another one, interesting but not sensational.

[maximusdie1]

I smell some bull shiet thats a fucking hot air balloon on crack which brings me to my next point who ever made this vid give up the crack

[maximusdie1]

Which brings me to my next point DONT SMOKE CRACKKK!

[theryanfire]

looks tasty

[horseloverforever157]

... seriosly

[theRAMowns]

How did I go from Curt Cobain's suicide to a fucking huge fake turtle.

[NoTitleNeeded]

@theRAMowns me too. i am pretty bummed out about both videos

[BATMANandSPIDERMAN01]

GODZILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!­!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!



[Krewcible]

whale

[logedog102]

Dead whale that is decomposing.

[DaGreatWaaagh]

looks like a rock

[linaresr12]

its an arcolan

[gdaman1313]

@linaresr12 wtf is an arcolan seriously .....what is it

[candiduscorvus]

@gdaman1313 I think he means Archelon, which was a prehistoric sea turtle that grew to enormous size. This is pretty clearly just a rotting whale carcass in the video though.

[truthfilter]

is there actually any REAL videos on youtube anymore ?

they all seem to be misleading, or fakes

[Strikingeight]

The123nola right?



[The123nola]

it looks like a marshmellow has been in a fire to long

[blockedbutADDED]

its funny how all this big shark, whale, turtle, squid shit ends up in like Somalia

[shevchenko0609]

Did someone say, Turtle Soup?

[Dabeast239]

Fake



[gimmeaneffinnamenow]

Why is it that whenever unusual animals are found, especially sea creatures, they're dead? Even when they aught to be amphibious? I hate to subscribe to a meme but there's something inside me that just rolls its eyes and says "fake".

[REDsnip3r]

That's a nice Searock you found there... ( ;

[Envythedamned]

lol where the fuck is its shell then?

[ContentUknownBand]

PEANUTS!

[chubbystickgrenade35]

i used to find huge turtles, until i took an arrow to the knee

[kittycatz188]

decomposing whooley mammoth

[PIKACHUPOWNES]

what does the pokemon turtooga evolve into?

i think we just found out XD

[XanthusPictures]

Gamera!

Gamera!

Gamera is really neat!

He is filled with turtle meat!

We've been eating GAMERA!!!

[dc9scorpio]

so why the fuck is it on land n lookin dead.. let shidd tht big. stay alive n inda ocean fuck tryan eat it. . its tons of shidd 2 eat

[GenerationMine]

GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jikalok1]

yummy dinner



[TheNeedbackup]

i like cookies !

[NintendogsHolidays]

Photoshop?

[xgamerx350]

MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM­MM!!!!!

[MySincity702]

I don't think it was a turtle

[Pleacedontclickhere]

dont click here

[MsLinkfan1]

its a fu*king sand beast LAME

[wikkkidone92]

i like turtles

[62rome]

if it was a turtle these mother fuckers go and kill it son of a bitch.

[shadow210ish]

dam i didnt hide it well enuf

[LOUDnessBABIE]

That's not a turtle, it's a giant pancake

[DONNHATE]

its a crashed spaceship..

[AZAZEL8867]

it's clearly a weather balloon...

[nerfproplayer]

funny looking whale

[1GrEaTeStNeSsA]

thatt qould be a pretty dam weird turtle

[DngerousRadical]

It's a whale, goofballs.

[koranbro14]

its interesting and all but will it blend?

[frankovich213]

Whatever it is, the Japanese will eat it.

[jgurney43]

haha, omg you have to be pretty retarded to think this is a frickin turtle.. it's clearly a barbecued jelly-fish. ;D

[Slahshz]

damn was it barbecued?

[davidfalloutbandit]

i like potatos

[videorecuts]

It's not a whale... It's obviously a giant giraffe

[seanofwar]

Looks like tiger bread to me

[epicguy793]

Lasanga.

[sdawg95]

well, i wasn't trying to get the top comment. so you failed.

[sdawg95]

hey, that turtle has no shell! D: it's as unprotected as i was when i was with your mom last night..

[ThePineconewarrior]

@sdawg95 you fail at being top comment. you try too hard

[blazewave222]

@sdawg95 lol....and stfu about my mom -_-

[47lionking]

where's the fucking shell?

[SeducedToNothing]

Congratulations! You've won a deceased hump back whale! EVERYONE GET'S A FREE HUMP-BACK WHALE! FREE HUMP-BACK WHALES!

[midobobi]

rice cake!

[tylla1809]

it look's like a whale dud!

[ltwyl2]

OHH!! A BURNED PANCAKE!!

[gorknosh]

since when did turtles look like Sheppard's pie

[lovethebeatbox]

@gorknosh lmfao.

[MrMrtiki]

Thats a whale

[16jazzgura]

is that a turtle or toast?! 0:06

[CjayQ]

RIP michaelangelo. U were my fav tmnt

[vombatidae]

It's a whale caracss. That's what they look like when they have been decomposing for a while. There is nothing remotely turtle-like about it.

[cyko1kourtknee]

THAT IS A TURTLE! ITS A SPINY SOFT SHELL TURTLE AND THEY GET AS BIG AS THEIR ENVIRONMENT! DOES ANYONE RESEARCH THESE DAYS!?!?

[zoereock]

OMG!!! ITS A SEA MONSTER... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

P.S... the world will end in 2999

[ilikebabyturtle]

its look like a sanpping turtle but they dont live in the ocean so its a whale

[luvmenoworluseme4eve]

thats not a turtle that godzilla



[themranonemus]

Actually

Sea Turtles might be able to get that large.

Well, maybe not that large, but fully grown ones are pretty damn huge.

Like, heavier than your car.

[SweeneyTodd4435]

That's whale fat.

[MrSpace210]

DAMN IT WHERES MY POKE BALL!!!!!

[Kakashisd]

It looks like a sea dinossaur..

[ilikefisheses]

that is not a turtle

[XxGTxP3RF0RM3RxX]

thats my pet turtlesouras

[joel8518]

why do sea animals keep going through toxic power plants gosh godzilla wannabes

[shiacane]

it looks like a sunfish to me

[Astralknights]

looks like a giant pece of crap.....

[skatebaker321]

yeah thats not sand or anything

[LukaTisus]

Well into the decomposition-stage, dead humpback whale.

[carrionpvp]

looks like a long dead whale

[xnarbx]

This actually isnt a dead whale either. Its a fucking globster.

[reepityou]

Its a moped

[jenetmarteenez123]

that is not a turtle

[ashkigal]

Yew like turtles I LOVE EM :3

[MaverickXIII]

Looks like they found Gamera

[XenoVI]

LMAO its a Dam Dead Whale...Its not a Turtle...FAIL...

[Deathtosociety187]

@XenoVI agreed need to stop and think y is it flat at one end if a turtle shell is made of bone? duh

[RichHaitian]

@XenoVI there africans they dont know any better..

[GhettoPinguins]

@Nicaveli

I like trains...

[xXMetalJunkiieXx]

@GhettoPinguins Waiiit... NOOO *train hits everyone*

[jb7254]

OMG they found Blastoise...

[TBigguns77]

I can't believe these M_therf_ckers are fishing in my septic system.

[redjeeprockcrawler]

looks like a beached whale

[donkylem]

sand made of sand

[thelegomocs]

upside down decaying whale i can tell by the flippers and top

[ChunderThunder1]

@thelegomocs ur probably right.

[TheDrummy11409]

Now that really is a teenage mutant ninja turtle!o.O

[jackthefisher12]

is that made of sand

[MusicRater01]

@TheMarioXaveir you know the one you call to take you to the water temple?

[ThePrinceJAW]

It 's Gamera!

[MusicRater01]

i was wondering why there wasn't a turtle when i played majora's mask again

[MusicRater01]

@MusicRater01 yeh, that made me mad, also i completed the game without getting all the masks and diety mask, was pretty hard

[SteelStickMan]

definitely a dead whale....

[rebelnomo]

That's a dead whale if it's real.

[devildog954]

@rebelnomo i agree

[Arooo27]

fake

[naitsirhc2000]

faaaake!

[CharitonWeed]

fake.

[knoxklay11]

it looks like a whale tho.. the underbelly of one. that or Mr Staypufft took a shit here

[st8pl8guy]

Rosie O'Donnell took a shit in the ocean.

[Britoe97]

I like burnt marshmallow's.

[105205010414]

Mom?

[VisionXray23]

Yea, i'm pretty sure this is what is left over from Puft the marshmellow man in Ghost Busters.

[simplybadhabits]

That's whale fat not a turtle

[Lvduggo69]

I got a turtle head poppin out ! It's big and brown , oxycontin will make mutant turtles.

I have to poke mine with a stick to flush. I save the stick. I think after I stop taking oxy or it kills me , my family can sell the stick on eBay ! What u think ? $50 bucks +s/h.

[Lilnovo11]

dat no turtle it a marshmallow

[Tanzob]

it's definitely a giraffe.

[aquainfra]

Its a whale!

[Britoe97]

@aquainfra IT'S URMUM! Naw jk...

[blackstyle1998]

is it a turtle or it's a mutant turtle?

[Britoe97]

@blackstyle1998 Neither. IT'S URMUM! No jk it's whale fat I think.

[Tinaf36]

It makes you wonder what the radiation will do to our sea life?!

[tiell1004]

@Tinaf36 BRAVO! to japan..

[MrSanctification]

That turtle smells a lot like a dead whale.

[BlueDoo01]

why r thr so mny views for this video do people not have lives or what

[sleestakattack]

@BlueDoo01 You're one of the people viewing it, you tell me.

[Nicaveli]

i like turtles

[Gryphon950]

That's a whale u idiot

[33hegemon]

That's what came out of my ass after eating Dominoes pizza

[DarkDialga64]

Turtles!

[dtorres21013]

Its a whale!

[ladyidle12]

holy shit

[todosbien]

it's called a whale numb nuts!

[RicardoSantia]

so...where's the turtle?

[XxMikotsuxX]

@ KE4RWS lol

[DylanLee60]

Poptart?

[littleleila3]

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[JamalDOA]

NOT a turtle, fools.

[OceanbornAngel]

Meanwhile you can see Gamera taking off in the background.

[lesztat18]

those africans probably will create a legend out of it

[KE4RWS]

Looks like a loaf of bread

[stevin47]

dead whale

[ducktape001]

Thats soooooooooooooo fake

[xlwaiyiplx]

thats a rock

[adkgirlsince01]

WTH IS THAT?!

[trueleroix]

That is so obviously a humpback whale.

[vebnew]

For all you so called turtle experts: Trionychidae is a taxonomic family which comprises a number of turtle genera commonly known as softshells, are similar to Pancake turtles. Softshells consist of some of the world's largest fresh water turtles, though many can adapt to living in highly brackish areas. Members of this family occur in Africa, Asia, North America, and Southeast Asia.

[Aceswild360]

i know turtles very well i love the damn things. that aint no fuckin turtle!

[Artyom2122]

oh my god is that burnt whale blubber i think im going to puke

[AstralXRomance1]

Fake and gay music makes this fake and gay :D

[21ledo]

I guess Flipper ate too much steroids...  don't use steroids, look what it did to poor Flipper.

[thesporehero]

That's not a turtle. Did you check around before you made this video? If you didn't you should have!

[guitarwaysted]

true, thats the jaw of a humpback whale.0:12

[markp617]

KRAKEN!!!