NBA "Where Amazing Happens": Bill Simmons Edition

[MrKing8050]

So the refs decide to call that timeout and not Josh Howard, did the refs blow an 0-2 lead in finals and not the Mavericks, I guess the refs blew that 13 point lead in the fourth quarter too

[sean14sc]

Brad Miller doesn't think he's black wtf is that from...hes is a pothead though lol not making that up

[MissDeeCole]

im not sure i get the brad miller comment

[hirschfeld90]

@patsredsxceltics100 no way! i havent had the chance to read it yet, thats pretty cool

[patsredsoxceltics100]

haha this was in his book

[ZeBron23]

so i guess being down 2-0 and rattling off 4 wins in a row was due to the officiating?

fucking please.

[sean14sc]

@ZeBron23 dude that 1 call specifically was the game winning points w/ 2 seconds...that would still make it 3-3 plus you add games 3 and 6 were pretty bad too. that was an nba record for free throws in a game and series...watch the replays man, watever though it just bothers me that the nba does that, and the average fan doesn't understand it's just as common for the nba to mend games as it is for colleges to illegally recruit players...its as easy and common as cheating on a test or copying hw.

[ZeBron23]

@sean14sc if the NBA wanted to mend games, then why arent the Lakers playing the Heat right now? why dont we see the most popular series every year? because it isnt fixed.

[sean14sc]

@ZeBron23 they cant just make that happen...they can only influence it. alot. if a team gets wrecked they get wrecked people wontt notice the fouls unless its comical...the mavericks wrecked LA twice, and Kobe and Pau played awful, 

[sp33dy52]

thats so right lol brad millers a bitch

[marcodrsc]

Hello , hey what is the name of the song on the background?

[pyrohyro9]

that decieding championships one was too too too true and it pisses me off to no end

[Ammaculate44]

Where referees deciding a championship happens... ahahaha, nice...

[doomdragon103]

lol Miami won fair and square, I lol @ people saying it was fixed because Wade was clearly fouled there

[CRW34x]

@doomdragon103

Wade was clearly fouled as much as the entire opposing team? That might be "fair and square", but it's a complete joke of officiating.

[Playboyy1985]

Im From Miami but still I am man Enough to admit that after game 5 I did feel kinda Bad for Dallas.......but then i remembered how The Hurricanes got robbed against Ohio State and I hate Texas so i stopped giving a fuck

[onikzonikz]

what video software is this?

[hirschfeld90]

windows movie maker

[boejar]

Where bitter fans happen.

[TheIvanho]

some people cant understand that heat crushed mavericks in playoffs. they only can blame a referees

[hlev123]

they won in 6 games, thats not really crushing. Game 5 was decided by calling a PHANTOM FOUL with 0.3 seconds left in OT

NBA: Where Fixing Happens

[zodiiak]

ROFL, fucking rookies. Why not watch the Video that NBA finally released showing Wade was fouled multiple times on that play?

[MackAttack4403]

@TheIvanho you're an idiot, Simmons is definitely right about the refs deciding the '06 Finals...the NBA wanted Wade to win that title...the Heat didn't crush anyone the Mavs were up 2-0 in that series before the refs took over...

[falloutboysuckshard]

haha this is hilarious

[columbusboy24]

WOW dude u actually think 2006 finals were rigged to bad donnaghy wasn't even in that final and the heat were down 2-0 and we made a comeback to beat the mavs so yea revise that pic.

[zenu16]

draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama­

[dhhelm]

yo db3heat, this is a video in association with a joke bill simmons made in one of his articles,, take it easy there big fella

[dawnoflife3]

i dont get the truck party thing =S

[kblockdeuce33]

Stephon Marbury, fucking the knicks intern in the car as exposed during the harassment trial...Come on watch the news

[qzwxecrvtbynum1029]

I didn't think it was hirschfeld90's opinion of the NBA that led him/her to make this video. I think a few months ago Bill Simmons stated on one of his mailbags that he'd like to see a "when (something) happens" video that showed something similar to what hirschfeld90 did

[boxer1689]

Eh.... Good song... Thats about it. People ruin in when they add in their dumbass opinion.

[tuxmike]

great video! what program did u use to make it? many thax Mike

[cri3047]

wat was the thing about the truck party

[delishadish]

marbury

[raptorsfan1000]

where quiting on ur team happens vc sucks

[neonjavi]

I don't agree with the refs deciding the title in 06. This video was posted by a loser Mavs fan. What was so special about Wade to the refs or league to assume that they help him get the title? If that was the case why didn't they help the more marketable Lebron in his trip to the finals? They got swept didn't they? Wade played amazingly bringing his team back from a 0-2 hole to win it all. Get a life Mavs fans!!

[hirschfeld90]

I'm a Celtics fan.

[dawnoflife3]

actually for the re4fs deciding a game...

u shoudve put the kings vs lakers conf finals game 6 pic on ther...

that game was a disgrace to the nba...

[DB3HEAT]

Yeah I agree, I can see that the game 6 of the Lakers Kings series was a cheat...But not the Heat Mavs. Wade never shot more than 25 free throws, that is about 14-16 fouls against him a game, but the Lakers went to the line 29 times in the 4th quarter. Their is a big difference between whiney fans and facts.

[lakershd]

STFU Lakers are champions get over it.

[DB3HEAT]

Your a C's fan and you hate on the refs because Dallas fans are mad Wade outclassed them??? How many illegal screens has KG gotten away with in his last two years with the C's??? Give me a break, the NBA isn't crooked like people say, just every year fans of 29 teams get pissed that their team got "cheated". On your next one you could put...

The NBA were illegal screens happen...and then put about 15 min of the last 2 years of KG proving this statement, your a hypocrite and you didn't even no.

[tcon125]

Ok as a third party observer, the refs absolutely decided the finals. Dwayne wade spends more time on the floor than the floor mop and got a lot of calls.

[DB3HEAT]

If your trying to say Wade flops I'd really rethink that buddy...You can ask alot of 7 footers cause he's blocked 7 foot players dunks face to face like

Brad Miller, Brook Lopez (twice in one period), A Dirk three point shot (That's just next to impossiable?) J.J. Hickson

I don't mean came out on help defense either, I mean man up, face to face, stuffed the dunk in their face, manhandled blocked them at the 2 guard.

And he doesn't flop, he's dunked on his fair share...J-Oneal, KG, Okeafor ect

[lakershd]

There just mad cuz their pussy ass Mavs we're pushed around.

[DB3HEAT]

The refs didn't decide the finals...Why would they? The Mavs simply couldn't keep Wade out of the paint and he got his fair share of fouls because of that, his own natural ability, not the whistle. He gets no more calls the MJ, KB, or LBJ got or will get, cause they are athletically in another class and can't be stopped, only contained.

The NBA isn't near as physical as it used to be, but Dallas is a soft team that plays matador defense anyway, Wade beat the Mavs, not the refs.

[haJiduke]

@DB3HEAT well said. sick of hearing the "refs won it" bullshit. wade just straight up shat on that team and all they could hope to do to stop him was foul. i guess the refs also made nowitzki blow crutial free throws in the 4th.

[sean14sc]

@haJiduke hmmmm DB3HEAT...not biased at all...im sorry have you seen the replays??? even PHIL JACKSON (this was when he was retired) who coached the lakers and bulls thought it was obserd.

[Ammaculate44]

@hirschfeld90 HIGH FIVE, ME TOO!

[superjordanfly23]

@hirschfeld90 LLLLLLAAAKKKER5SWSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[auh11]

@neonjavi Agreed

[fortitudo86]

what is the name of the song???

[Odom2Pau2Kobe]

i dont get the jerome james one...and the black truck one?

[Orinius]

Jerome James got handed a hefty contract to do absolutely nothing on the Knicks' bench.

The truck refers to what Steph Marbury did with a Knicks intern.

[petermilko]

SPRED THE WORD OF MY GREATNESS ! PLZZz

[jembodawg]

mavs did get robbed, I love simmons' jokes about that series though

[Outbacker09]

Bitter Mavs fan? Can't blame you, hate to be a fan of these last 3 years in Mav-Land.

[mcshithead4]

where outbacker09 is gay and i fuck his mom happens

[luisofsuburbia]

Yeah im sure the refs decided the championship 4 games in a row. Get over it Mavs suck they couldn't even beat the 8th seed warriors.

[dudester333]

I agree on the Vince Carter one,

he's such a cry baby... =D

[cyberfreeze7]

i cant agree more on the heat beating the mavs, something that should have never happened...

[tsoul24]

this video is the rfucking gayest fucking shit ive ever fucking seen. hirschfeld90 go fucking kill youself you androgynous cunt

[Terupebre]

Good shizz!!

Which song is that?

[Terupebre]

Good shizz!!

Which song is that?

[northside2k7]

fuck you vince carter !

[wildnoutlr]

Fuck you northside2k7

[MrBiggShott]

Nowitzki*

[haloMaiiFranchise]

seriously

brad miller is a wannabe black..with his cornrows and everything lmao

[FAnchax]

lolz pwned

[durant35wade3]

the referees didnt give that championship to miami.... D wade took that ring from mark cuban, dirk nowitski and the mavericks

[zoabeh]

true story. give credit where credit is due, that man took over that series.

[Edo111567]

Bullshit, I've never seen a more disgracefully reffed games(or as many flat out PHANTOM foul calls where nobody was even touched) in my entire life than those 2 in Miami. D-Wade played magnificently, but he had an UNBELIEVABLE amount of help from the refs. It appeared the edict had been passed down afte Game 2 that nobody even breathes on him without a call. And I was NOT a Mavs fan, btw, that's just how it was. The refs decided that series.

[fr33zer1990]

damn true edo

[31sunsfan]

Cool Go SUns!

[iamthegame04]

Being a Life-long Raptors fan makes, I have only one thing to say - FUCK YOU VINCE. God, I'm so happy that the trade deadline came and went and no one wanted Vince. It makes me happy on the inside.

[TerribleSquad]

hahaha good shizz

check out mine too!

[sportsnerd321]

check mines out!!!

its the best

[Rapid1212]

Check out my Nba vid!.

[St3v3Nash4MVP]

haha the real truth behind the NBA

[emremustafa]

where white guys who think they're black happens:D:d

[AnacondaHL]

ugh, can someone redo this using a better font? Contrast shadowing plz.

[boshbosh]

love the carter bit so glad he aint gonna win a championship while the raptors could soon get one

[cjoseph01]

Loved the final segment showing that punk Carter pouting on the bench. You definitely quit on the Raptors Vince!! Now he's Jersey's problem. Glad he's gone!

[kevindgreat3315]

now thats amazing...!!!!lol,,,

some might find this not funny...

but everything in this video is true...

still funny too...

[t120sx]

lol where white people thnik their black

[MackAttack4403]

The NBA asked for this as soon as they made the original commercial like this. This video isn't picking on the NBA, if the NFL had commercials like this someone would make a video with a picture of Pacman Jones and it would say "Where making it rain happens"...It's just that the NBA happened to be the league that did this.

[Domestikos]

If you think the video sucks, you're a moron with no real sense of humor. Go watch another episode of "House of Payne" or "Everybody Loves Raymond" and shut up.

[Heat23453]

i agree with this video accept for Dwayne wade thing its not my fault dallas sucks

[bigm4000]

right on. i live in Dallas and all we have is choke artists, its pretty sad. I wish we could ship Dirk and Romo out.

[Quinnfhs07]

romo?!? he doesnt choke, romo is hella tight! so are the cowboys, idk about the mavs though =/

[bigm4000]

Romo sucks, he will never win a superbowl. cowboys window is already closed. 13 and 3. 13 pro bowlers, home field thru out. and yet no playoff wins. 2 years in a row romo can't play in December or the playoffs. Romo is a queer. too busy dating superstars, acting like a fag after ever play, etc. cowgirls suck dick.

[cwadex3]

This video sucks

[Crazzeh]

fucking racist blacks. So what if there are white NBA players. There are a lot of white ballers better than black players

[banjoblunda]

most nba players are pussies !!! yeah vince carter im talking about you and many others .

[otrebor16]

if you look at it not much seriously is funny

[timyochengaz]

u shouldve put josh boone as the white guy part.

[MJohnnyboy]

He was copying what Bill Simmons said in his espn article and great vid.

[Vamp1992]

lol where white guys think they are black

[N1I2G3G4A5Zdieforme]

i like

but the nba is the greatest league ever so fuck yeaaaaaa

[cane4lif3]

hey f*ck u faggot the heat won that title fair and square so stfu your mad cuz you and your redneck buddys saw a texas team get beat

[OvErPuLsE103]

haha where white guys who think theyre black happen lol good one

[TanEmoFag]

bwahhahaha where white guys who think they're black

[iraqshak]

Vince Carter is really a quitter...

[rshinnie]

Dude your video was crap.

[77elm]

Ahhh little Aussie brother man dude,...pull out a cold Fosters,....toss another shrimp on the barbie and chill....And really, stop smoking that dingo dog dung....Like cease and desist, dude.

[77elm]

Absolutely positvely little brotherman! 13 steps award from the stairman from down under.

[sportsguy534]

This is a bad idea? Really? Simmons depicted what the NBA is today perfectly.

The parodies of Simmons on here suck. The guy is blatantly talking out of his ass. He doesn't put any effort into his parodies.

[d0xit0]

nice rofl..

[skylaars]

babcock drafted bosh and brought in calderon

[lovinitlive]

Dude vince didnt quitt on the team,it was that shithead babcock trading and drafting morons like rafeal arujo for no reason.THANK GOD FOR BRIAN COLANGELO

[harmonized1]

nba 2k8

[d0xit0]

ROFL nice one dude

[leafsbest123]

hahaha vince carter i hate him so much

[SandNproductions]

LOL good parody

watch my videos

[1BEACHb]

this is a joke

[junlueZ]

no shit

[zzay321]

LOL

[nikolasmaletic]

lol

stupid vince carter,

what an idiot.

[partarab]

that was heart breaking not really

[SHAWNEATER]

Miami killed dallas the mavs couldn't take the Heat and Dirk choked

[CRISTIANRG23182]

The Knicks are the most embarrassing organization in sports.

[qwerty0224]

Funny stuff

[marcusizdaman]

jerome james contract was 5 60 plus million u idiot

[gpwitme]

are you joking or retarded?

[dwholady]

this all stems from a simple, whimisical humorous thought that bubbled inside The Sports Guys head.. (probably after listening to too much of Carolla ranting) and somehow everyone turns this into a federal case... the last laugh is of course with Simmons... and everyone else with a sense of humor that hears all this whining about such whimsical provocary and chuckles mildly inside.. Stern sucks.. gorilla warfare on the b-ball court rules

[hirschfeld90]

true that...

[awwill]

right on...

[ItBeBubba]

hey the HEAT won the chmpionchips fair and square

u guys r just pised cause the mavs suked up the house

[HookedOnRamune]

lols

[kunderdawg413]

laff... Im getting real tired of people saying white people want to be black. or that sports or music or smoking ganj is only for black people. Come say that to my face hirschfeld and I'll grind yours into the cement and piss on you like the piece of dung u are!

[nickisdank]

i cannot stand people who think that the heta mavs finals was decided by the refs. dirk choked and wade made plays that put him on top, simple as that.

[rangerforlife]

Come on. You all know that foul for Wade was a bad call. Admit it.

[southp4w01]

I don't get the "James" one, whats his whole name and what happened?

[bcballin]

Jerome James played one decent postseason for Seattle (12 ppg, 7 rpg) and then cashed in with a big fat contract the following summer. Needless to say, Jerome decided he didn't really need to play hard to keep collecting paycheques. His contract? 5 years, $30 million. The NBA ... it's faaaaaantastic.

[tsoul24]

And hes the 12th man in a 8 or 9 man rotation haha

[rollerbladergrl]

Dont be racist because WHITE peoplw want to play sport, its a free country, and any one can be what they want to be!

[pp1029]

Awesome.

[hokieneer17]

Love them all, even the heat one. C'mon are we not far enough removed from their championship yet, to honestly discussed how they were "helped" in the finals.

[godofpyro]

shaddup

[3BALL4]

LOL LOVE IT...well everything but the dwade part

[baseballer305]

it was all good until the heat one. The Heat won their championchip fair.

[chopath]

i 100% agree with you man. dallas were a punch of cocky pussies

[okami1101]

dont say bad thing to wade

[soocerballin]

i love the last one, about vc.

good job

[shakashiri]

Check out the Bill Simmons games at fyrebug dot com !

[ewilli12]

Too bad Simmons is a douche.

[ianmd90]

i love the last one

[Bsnakes]

Didn't make ur highschool team eh buddy?

[pilotmburu]

lol!

[RRazon]

hahaha... that's great. Fix the font though, it's difficult to read.

[milkandmeat]

just fix the font....you can't see shit

[colombian1184]

haha nice, simmons would be proud

[ltcolumbo34]

The white font is too hard to see in the video. My eyes are gonna pop out of my skull trying to read it.

[tsoul24]

great vid tim...hahaha

[bargnonions]

whats that background music? heard it before somewhere often, just can't put my finger on where...

[hirschfeld90]

it's by carly comando...it's from the real nba commercials

[indiemike79]

IT'S FAAAANNNNTASTIC!!!!!

[heinakuh23]

man that's fast.. but i still prefer the one with with 1 album sold happens.. haha

[bobdylanonacid]

real gooooood viddd