DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
Just wondering something about the information on this video. JoeyZaine111, you said that you "no now own the video's rights". Did you mean to say that you "do NOT own this video's rights"? You might want to fix that if that's the case. Just a heads up to a fellow You-Tuber.
Yes, I know he said that. I was correcting the person who said that he said he was growing a universe. I understand it's a joke, I love Jeff Dunham and his jokes, I wasn't offended again I was correcting someone.
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My husband and I can't quite afford the travel and tickets, to one of Jeff's shows. But I'm so lucky, because he sells very affordable show videos :-) :-)
I... think you're mixing up his characters. The suicide bomber is Achmed. The old fart who was chasing skirts in Europe in his younger days is Walter.
I read exactly what you said, and you appear to be crediting one of Walter's lines to Achmed. You might have meant it otherwise, but you sure didn't SAY it.
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want dis happining to me
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read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
DON'T READ THIS! in 1945 a man was wallking down the streets at 4:34am no one was arround. it was pitch black. sudenly! a man came running down and killed him by stabbing him. the man then took hime somwere and no one evere new were the man took him.
in 2000 a girl found him in a bath tub in a swamp. unless you post this comment to 10 othere videos. the dead man will hunt you for 5 years. do it before 1 hour. hurry!
DON'T READ THIS! in 1945 a man was wallking down the streets at 4:34am no one was arround. it was pitch black. sudenly! a man came running down and killed him by stabbing him. the man then took hime somwere and no one evere new were the man took him.
in 2000 a girl found him in a bath tub in a swamp. unless you post this comment to 10 othere videos. the dead man will hunt you for 5 years. do it before 1 hour. hurry!
HA HA HA HA HA i cant beleive you ppl always posting spam comments....hilarious, you obviously have no mind whatsoever. seriously, either you enjoy scaring the crap out of some people with idiotic spam comments (i dont know why you would, because you basically tourture people), or you truly beleive these comments. what, do you beleive in the tooth fairy too? or maybe even magical unicorns? pathetic...
1980 a girl was killed by a homeless man she was raped n got her throat slit comment this on 5 differnt vids or she will apear in ur room n slit ur throat THIS IS NOT FAKE im so Srry
HA HA HA HA HA i cant beleive you ppl always posting spam comments....hilarious, you obviously have no mind whatsoever. seriously, either you enjoy scaring the crap out of some people with idiotic spam comments (i dont know why you would, because you basically tourture people), or you truly beleive these comments. what, do you beleive in the tooth fairy too? or maybe even magical unicorns? pathetic...
dude are u tlkin about those gay ass things that say if u dont send this to 5 ppl ur mom will die 9in 4 hours? is so im with u who ever puts hat up is mently retarded dont u think w8 their not mentle there just dumb fucks
At 2:30 - man that's awesome!!! Most men have tried to do the puppy eyes for some crazy reason in their lives, but no one does it like Jeff!! ROCKS!!!
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
1980 a girl was killed by a homeless man she was raped n got her throat slit comment this on 5 differnt vids or she will apear in ur room n slit ur throat THIS IS NOT FAKE im so Srry
well i sure hope you were drunk when you were typing in the info,because a W is a long way away from a T,cuae if you weren't,YOU SIR ARE A DUMBASS FOR PUTTING:VIDEO OWNED BY IMAGE ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!
I LOVE JEFF DUNHAM like CRAZY!!!!! and his puppets are just amazing, but I also love his stand up because I acualy get to hear him talk and not just peanut and the gang
when are you coming to scotland you would be amazeing. you would be welcomed it would be a sellout every show.top class 1 of the best i have seen 4 years.
i'll be sittin' on the phone with my agent every 3 and 1/2 weeks you got to get me the h*ll out of here and my office door will be locked and i'll hear hiccccccccccck! Daddy let us in and bill will be siting next to me like dont open the door! haha
ya. i like the pimp style it's always used by funny people. but the gangsta style is just stupid. to be gangsta, you have to have a gun?! i'm gangsta (so says some people) and i use my fist and i don't fight people at all i just go to school and do what i need to do.
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
jazzisawsome34 6 months ago
"I'm growing a uterus as we speak." Best line ever.
cman977 6 months ago
Sweet Daddy D is awesome!
Silvertardis 1 year ago
shit is hilariouse
skillcjoe 1 year ago
nice to know you own the video
rogantu 1 year ago
Just wondering something about the information on this video. JoeyZaine111, you said that you "no now own the video's rights". Did you mean to say that you "do NOT own this video's rights"? You might want to fix that if that's the case. Just a heads up to a fellow You-Tuber.
RichardBullittBush 1 year ago
GREAT
chrisrains2003 1 year ago 3
"Run!!!" "Don't open the door!!"
Jakescam 1 year ago 3
Yes, I know he said that. I was correcting the person who said that he said he was growing a universe. I understand it's a joke, I love Jeff Dunham and his jokes, I wasn't offended again I was correcting someone.
AshMomToShawn 2 years ago
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LacusOdii 2 years ago 5
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Illuminati=ET kin aka gods, Anunnaki, Ea, dragons, angels/demons, Satan, Pepsi, naga, vampires, bluebloods, Al Gore, Windsors, Rothschilds, Rockefellars etc who rule cults like Freemasonry. Their agenda: repeatedly cull/victimize people via vaccines/other poisons, carbon taxes, Codex Alimentarius, internet 2, WW3 then stage an alien invasion to get a fascist world government/religion with us chipped. Support Dr Deagle, Stewart Swerdlow, Oracle Broadcasting, gardeners and free-energy technology!
deagla2 2 years ago
@LacusOdii sadly he explained my life
(HEEELP ME!)
LegoKing345 1 year ago
Cool, a jive talking black dummy. I am a child.
Mesarphelous 2 years ago 6
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NoPainNoGain200 2 years ago
Im not trying to be rude but he said he was growing a uterus.
AshMomToShawn 2 years ago 5
My husband and I can't quite afford the travel and tickets, to one of Jeff's shows. But I'm so lucky, because he sells very affordable show videos :-) :-)
NekoLady3000 2 years ago 3
He sounds like Scooby-Doo when he imitates Bill the dog. Lol
Gr8Teaist 2 years ago 9
I agree xD
TheCowboy139 2 years ago
LMAO! best one!!!!!!!!
elish80 2 years ago
ur gonna do well like toby keith huh? group hug!!!!!!!!!!1 haahaa
edwardsbella103 2 years ago 4
I wanna hug Jeff too!! My turn!! My turn!!!
csihardfan111 2 years ago 9
3:30 when he says : Don't open the door, he kinda sounds like Scooby Doo xD
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we girls dont scratch at the door one itll break our nails and two thats for dogs oh no i think wed rather just blow it up lol
puppieluv2345 2 years ago
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oceandept1553 2 years ago
He's really funny!!
Honestly!
VampirePigPenguin 2 years ago 7
"DONT OPEN THE DOOR!!"
XxXProfeXxX 2 years ago 8
ok ok i gotta think white... think white...
Eva1522 2 years ago 4
lol "YOUR A SICK MAN"
Syn94 2 years ago 5
Bubba J
pimpdoctor2008 2 years ago
LOL "dont open the door"
opel1111 2 years ago 10
"dady.. let us in" DONT LET THEM IN!
Phaero13 2 years ago 10
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higoshimaru 2 years ago 15
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definately the best i dont know why people like that terorist dude so much,
i mean he was shaking skirts all over the world until he got to scotland, and booy was he surprised!
Stolesher 2 years ago
I... think you're mixing up his characters. The suicide bomber is Achmed. The old fart who was chasing skirts in Europe in his younger days is Walter.
imorriso1 2 years ago 2
and i think that you should read a few more times until you figure out what i wanted to say WALTER IS THE BEST!
Stolesher 2 years ago 4
I read exactly what you said, and you appear to be crediting one of Walter's lines to Achmed. You might have meant it otherwise, but you sure didn't SAY it.
imorriso1 2 years ago 2
get a life and stop reading comments you might figure it out someday :-) for a moment i there thought i made a mistake myself
Stolesher 2 years ago 2
this guy is sooooooooooo awesome!! an unanimous standing ovation!! for those u havent seen it see his jeff dunham spark of insanity videos!!
2Maniz 2 years ago 6
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1.put your hand over your mouth
2.make a wish into your hand
3.pull your hand away and put it over your heart for 5 seconds
4.put this on a comment for 3 more videos
5.if you do you will have the best day of your life tomorrow
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1.copy and paste 8 times on diffrent videos
2.then,look at your profile background
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1.put your hand over your mouth
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1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
robpetz 2 years ago
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That "Big Daddy" puppet is the worst idea since Greedo shooting first.
SaintRi 2 years ago
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1.-copy and paste
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3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hand
ladyphoenix3death 2 years ago
je-fa-fa is awesome!!!
talonisgod607 2 years ago 21
this dude has an unnatural ability to make me choke in my own laughter o_o
That and he's really good at sounding like Scooby Doo xD
JadensGirl22 2 years ago 33
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theb4ssm4ncometh 2 years ago
love Jeff Dunham :D he's awesome
madleafsfan 2 years ago 10
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1. copy and paste
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3. hold your breath for 10 seconds
4. press refresh twice
3. LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUND IT WILL BE FREAKY
jobroslover74 2 years ago
dis is unbeatable
grabandnick 2 years ago 3
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
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PrInCeSsPrOsHa 2 years ago
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Zeldafinalfantasyfan 2 years ago
"im gonna be on the phone to my agent every 3 and half weeks going 'YOU GOTTA GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE.'" hahahahahahaaaa! whatta ledgend! x
rawrdinOsawrr 2 years ago
ccccccccccccccccccccccccc DADDY LET US IN!!!!!!!!!! LOL
kakoopa 2 years ago 8
Come on Tyrone
Tiarney09 2 years ago
i amgrowing a uterus as we speak! lolol id never seen this part!
allyebug12 2 years ago 3
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want dis happining to me
randomnessalldatime 2 years ago
"dadddyyyyy...let us innnn!!"
kellyd221 2 years ago 2
dont open the door tee hee
runescaperox12345678 2 years ago
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i didnt enjoy that
ssssssspps 2 years ago
"daaaaaadddd let usss iinnnnnn!" rofl "Don't open the door!"
penguinntr 2 years ago 5
lol i love it lol
alicecullenssurprise 2 years ago
Funny as hell ;o
I lovethiss =D
Biggetjepretvet 2 years ago
Don't open the door!
SlaytallicXerx 3 years ago
*cackles*
WildKit 2 years ago
Best dog-impression ever!
19jacinta88 2 years ago
Indeed!
UndertakersFans 2 years ago
lolz jeff is funny he doesn't even need his puppets!!
thedarlingdutchess 3 years ago 10
agreed.....he's funny as hell
CamoJunjen 3 years ago 4
omg "apperently god has a sense of HUMOR!"
"daddy.. let us in!!"
I FREAKING FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR!!!
RyanCcrestLUV 3 years ago 6
"Don´t open the door" Outch! I fell off my chair.
inferidamus 3 years ago 3
same. is he like hazardous to my health?
ankin8 2 years ago
HAHAHAAHAHA!!! i love this! ^_^
Sasukegirl180 3 years ago
out of all the dolls that he used sugha is the worst
selkirk4life 3 years ago 9
Agreed
BlurOfLight 3 years ago 2
his name is sweet daddy D and I agree but he is still funny with him.
rageboyRM 3 years ago 2
no rage boy its sweeeeeeeet daddy deeeeeeeeeee
dabest706 3 years ago
oww!!
he is so fucking funny without dolls as well!!!
hauhauhua
harpotjago 3 years ago 6
he is hilarious !!!!!hahaha and not even with the puppets hes funny lol
SkAtErGuRl217 3 years ago
i was drinking coke when he told the nuetard joke and it came out my nose. this guy is funny! x )
CuppyCakeSweetiePie 3 years ago 11
I once did that with orange juice...got on the carpet and stains :P
ProtoClone999 3 years ago
nice XD
Steffanie312 3 years ago
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drfochtman 3 years ago
Holy sheetts of paper. There's been 666 ratings so far. What a coincidence, my name is Christian, so I'LL make it 667. XD
That was random.
EmoPanda62 3 years ago 10
jeff dunham rules
coment07 3 years ago 13
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
jackh1997 3 years ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
MagicMaster007 3 years ago
biological time plots! HA HA daddy...let us in!
lockandkeygirl 3 years ago 5
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THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
george8345 3 years ago
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DON'T READ THIS! in 1945 a man was wallking down the streets at 4:34am no one was arround. it was pitch black. sudenly! a man came running down and killed him by stabbing him. the man then took hime somwere and no one evere new were the man took him.
in 2000 a girl found him in a bath tub in a swamp. unless you post this comment to 10 othere videos. the dead man will hunt you for 5 years. do it before 1 hour. hurry!
george8345 3 years ago
this is so retarded you seriously belevie this will happen? you fucking gay ass wad fucker....u prolly did this your self dumb ass
ColorfulKindOfEmo 3 years ago
your would wont to learn how to spell
passtest 3 years ago
see jeff doesnt even need da puppets but to think its not like the puppets make there own jokes go mr. dun HAM lol peanut
abyssdoom11 3 years ago
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don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one breathe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
rpg991 3 years ago
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don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one breathe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
freeboy00 3 years ago
i love Jeff Dunham
roshanchaa 3 years ago 5
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DON'T READ THIS! in 1945 a man was wallking down the streets at 4:34am no one was arround. it was pitch black. sudenly! a man came running down and killed him by stabbing him. the man then took hime somwere and no one evere new were the man took him.
in 2000 a girl found him in a bath tub in a swamp. unless you post this comment to 10 othere videos. the dead man will hunt you for 5 years. do it before 1 hour. hurry!
strawberry598321 3 years ago
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HA HA HA HA HA i cant beleive you ppl always posting spam comments....hilarious, you obviously have no mind whatsoever. seriously, either you enjoy scaring the crap out of some people with idiotic spam comments (i dont know why you would, because you basically tourture people), or you truly beleive these comments. what, do you beleive in the tooth fairy too? or maybe even magical unicorns? pathetic...
DACMiester 3 years ago
*snort* its hilarious that someome posted this comment as spam.
LinaliandNavar 3 years ago 4
AUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH A BATH TUB!
Refreshingdipcrew 3 years ago
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1980 a girl was killed by a homeless man she was raped n got her throat slit comment this on 5 differnt vids or she will apear in ur room n slit ur throat THIS IS NOT FAKE im so Srry
seasofar 3 years ago
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HA HA HA HA HA i cant beleive you ppl always posting spam comments....hilarious, you obviously have no mind whatsoever. seriously, either you enjoy scaring the crap out of some people with idiotic spam comments (i dont know why you would, because you basically tourture people), or you truly beleive these comments. what, do you beleive in the tooth fairy too? or maybe even magical unicorns? pathetic...
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dude are u tlkin about those gay ass things that say if u dont send this to 5 ppl ur mom will die 9in 4 hours? is so im with u who ever puts hat up is mently retarded dont u think w8 their not mentle there just dumb fucks
silvers108 3 years ago
huh?
sxyTuXeDoZ 3 years ago
if u gona leave one of those there silvers108 learn to type in english
ucamr13 3 years ago
y does bill sound lke scooby doo lol
ostertoaster1181 3 years ago
cuz all dogs sound like scooby doo, except for scrappy doo and scooby's retarded cousin.
solidstatenasty 3 years ago
At 2:30 - man that's awesome!!! Most men have tried to do the puppy eyes for some crazy reason in their lives, but no one does it like Jeff!! ROCKS!!!
19jacinta88 3 years ago
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Sorry, i'm creeped out :(
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
Patman494 3 years ago
virginianthrashmetal
shut the fuck up
its just one mistake
calm the fuck down
NateDaGrate23 3 years ago 3
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1980 a girl was killed by a homeless man she was raped n got her throat slit comment this on 5 differnt vids or she will apear in ur room n slit ur throat THIS IS NOT FAKE im so Srry
Saraleeleelee 3 years ago
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well i sure hope you were drunk when you were typing in the info,because a W is a long way away from a T,cuae if you weren't,YOU SIR ARE A DUMBASS FOR PUTTING:VIDEO OWNED BY IMAGE ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!
virginianthrashmetal 3 years ago
and you cannot spell 'CAUSE
Felkster8877 3 years ago
I don't see the typo, what's got this guy's panties in a knot?
Warcraftian93 3 years ago 2
I don't know mate....I was just commenting on the comment about the typo - that doesn't seem to be there
Felkster8877 3 years ago
Oh my god Jeff Dunham hands down is the funniest ventriliquist to come out of the last 4 decades.
guyfvi 3 years ago 5
You do now own, huh? Kinda trumps the disclaimer, doesn't it?
genobahamut1337 3 years ago 4
Jeff:group hug?
Sweet DaddyDe: What?!
Lol
Jefferychess 3 years ago
I LOVE JEFF DUNHAM like CRAZY!!!!! and his puppets are just amazing, but I also love his stand up because I acualy get to hear him talk and not just peanut and the gang
saradominsside23 3 years ago 4
I love Jeff Dunham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kosmicrose 3 years ago 2
oh my god... i am a girl and i would still hate to live in a house with that many women at one time.... geez talk about pms overload.
iXheartXrainbows16 3 years ago 3
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OMG HES GROING A UTERIS
mocitysbest 3 years ago
O CUZ HES BLACC U RACEST CRACKA LOL IM JK
mocitysbest 3 years ago
O_O uh...ok...
CaramellDansen23 3 years ago
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" I DO NOW OWN THIS VIDEO'S RIGHTS. " id change that in your description haha
PestVic 3 years ago
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddyyyy.
let us iiiiiiiiiin
jouckeding 3 years ago 5
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hes shit whithout puppets
torokthetroll 3 years ago
He is not! I think he's DAMN GOOD WIHTOUT THEM! Yeah it gets funnier but he is still just as good!
Cher298262 3 years ago 15
he's a ventriloquest you retard
abdulrahmanaulabi 3 years ago
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hes not too good w/out pupppets but some hes funny.
krazyj2010 3 years ago
you better not open that damn door
bloodraynedidheroine 3 years ago 2
i hate sweet daddy
megcalsoccer95 3 years ago
when are you coming to scotland you would be amazeing. you would be welcomed it would be a sellout every show.top class 1 of the best i have seen 4 years.
16hawh90 3 years ago 3
no puppets??
Joikalllll 3 years ago
If I recall it's his intro to the show, which usually play a role in the rest of the show.
Magnuspire 3 years ago 4
yup you're right it is the intro and he does use some of the jokes from here later
Cher298262 3 years ago 2
"daaaddyyy... lets us iiiin..." and bill's sitting next to me "dont open the door!"
mikamii23 3 years ago 7
Thanks! I didn't hear what he said!
zaRodina 3 years ago
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jeff is much funnier with the dummies than on his own...
whore722 3 years ago
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i don't know why you have 8 thumbs down, your right
:p
Flutist7676 3 years ago
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I know why you have three. sucker
kjekksen 3 years ago
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yeah i agree
krazyj2010 3 years ago
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funny check out my new video
maxwax305 3 years ago
lol i can relate.... i got my mom, my granny, my 2 sisters, 2 girl cats, 1 boy cat(wich was fixed), and then me.... no dad no brother just us...
joshua6543210 3 years ago 5
jeff dunham is awesome!!
astrastyle 3 years ago 3
that must suck
changmaster14 3 years ago
i haven't seen a dance sudio anytime recently... i live in West Palm
SemperFixIronMike 3 years ago
surounded by women that is helll man run men run
jakblak69 3 years ago
that must be hell
jakblak69 3 years ago 3
amen !
XIIIthBronzeGod 3 years ago
lol
malice3839 3 years ago
i'll be sittin' on the phone with my agent every 3 and 1/2 weeks you got to get me the h*ll out of here and my office door will be locked and i'll hear hiccccccccccck! Daddy let us in and bill will be siting next to me like dont open the door! haha
XIIIthBronzeGod 3 years ago 2
dude you wont beleive it run!
XIIIthBronzeGod 3 years ago
"im growing a uterus as we speak" lol so funny jeff is hilarous
krazyj2010 3 years ago 2
He reminds me of Bill Engval at 2:30
BraidenFerguson 3 years ago
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SWEEEEEEEET DADDY D!!!! I bet you all blacks would find that funny shit right there.
CainTheMain 3 years ago
I think a lot of them would find it funny.
sag0222 3 years ago
exactly. But yet my comment gets thumbs down? Screw all of you. I'm Black and I found i funny as hell. Some real funny shit right there.
CainTheMain 3 years ago 6
I won't give you a thumbs down!
Bitsy83 3 years ago
my mate is black and he found SWEEEEEEET DADDY D a rasist act , but i love it
slayer2406 3 years ago
tell em to go to hell... xD
CainTheMain 3 years ago 3
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
slayer2406 3 years ago
well he just mimic the typical "want to be pimp" style...that most rapers do in videos
antonatsis 3 years ago
ya. i like the pimp style it's always used by funny people. but the gangsta style is just stupid. to be gangsta, you have to have a gun?! i'm gangsta (so says some people) and i use my fist and i don't fight people at all i just go to school and do what i need to do.
CainTheMain 3 years ago
zomfg that was hilarious
WNxSnakeskin 3 years ago 4
thats sum funny shit rite there
memyselfandi103 3 years ago 3
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hottie123gurl 3 years ago 2
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TGTRHGTR 3 years ago
Haha,
"I'm growing a uteris as we speak."
XD
beccaislikewhoa 3 years ago 16
I'll say it