DANCE ASSASSIN + Urban Ninja 3 Preview

[Blackninja774]

Lol i love the chase sene

[ElasticWorld]

Where do I apply for this job?!?!

[DrPheeLee]

Lucky to that " garbage" guy. those 3 guys were buff a'f

[MZLeonheartii]

Oh god, you're in Auckland! -.-

[MrGeorgeBurnz]

@knieveljaja No, not Carmina. The song during the Dance Assassin portion of the video...which is Prefuse 73's "Hide Ya Face (Reminder Version)".

[mw2gamer2240]

i replayed 0:34-0:39 like 500 times XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mw2gamer2240]

@mw2gamer2240 i mean 1:34-1:39

[samAhorner]

Tobuscus?

[edboy34]

funny ass video

[keaton8940]

This.. is.. so.. fucking fun!! xDD

[MuFFeRzGaming]

BUUAAAAAAAAAA!

[uizdumb]

oh god, i haven't laughed so much in years. thank you so much robert!

[Ripleyiswest]

lol every time I see the last 10 seconds of this clip I think, "the stuff therapy is made of!" (yes, I hate statues...this one time as a kid, one came to life and chased me down Central Blvd).

[gotasianrice]

Run little boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrGeorgeBurnz]

FINALLY found the music played during this video!

[knieveljaja]

@MrGeorgeBurnz u mean carmina burana? the most overused orff piece of all time lol

[CeptionLive]

1:09 FUSRODAH

[TheNinjatoNinja]

Ok it's Winter 2012 wheres urban ninja 3?

[ZHLodhi]

Saw his Ellen show version. LOL

[HairSwag101]

I did this in my school

and at Guitar Center

[plasticworld]

dance assassin is my new hero

[MrJayMontana1]

LMFFFAOOO 

[TonyLovesCTFxC]

DYING OF LAUGHTER! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[MasterFlores75]

hop off his dick about urban ninja3 damn it!

[yukthenuke1]

where the fuck is urban ninja 3?!?!

[SuperSaron1]

you already know I'm gonna try this

[itsTGODmfxka]

Urban Ninja 3 NOW please!!!!!! its 2012

[dannyyupW00T]

I DEMAND URBAN NINJA III

[Dylan9999333]

hey its spring 2012 where is Urban Ninja 3?

[tyman554]

If i was that kid i would be running away yelling robot rapist robot rapist!

[hamham3binky]

I saw this months ago on tumblr and had no idea it was Robert Hoffman ohmygod.

[RaqibMH]

Child at 1:37 was going to get raped

[diedaedy]

love how he skips the big black guy at 0:23...

[sereniitysouls]

So the part where he stops the bus was filmed here in New Zealand down at Victoria Park WOW I can see the sky tower lols

[kangiiful]

Oh my goodness the little kid one was hilarious. At my work we have a mannequin outside the bathroom that scares customers. Just think if it moved.

[cisfa]

I laughed SO HARD at 1:11 and 1:37

[TOMANDJERRYRAN2GETHE]

oh that little boy...i'm soooo cryin right now..TOOOOOOO FUNNNY!

[MrMagicL]

5 years later......

[ReinaKristal]

Both of the little kids

I just lost it

[BrRepsAwol]

Forget urban ninja 3... I want more dance assassin

[sagulation]

HA! misspelled Assassin 1:28

[vincentjacobbi]

WHERE IS URBAN NINJA 3?!?

[rickysarmo6]

1:08 "FFFTHTHTTWPTAHHHHH!"

[numba1baddestchik]

Mommy look its a ... OH SHIT!!!

[tolteko]

what's up PUNCHROBERT? We all want UN3!!

[Shdow1]

can't wait for urban ninja 3,

[Dionn91]

that kid is never sleeping without nightmare ever again

[darktaks]

aww the guy at 0.53 saved his gf

[sirdylan1]

@lowsten Dude he'll release it when he wants to so stop bitching

[supernarwhal123]

115 people were scared by statues as a child

[eltren12]

wats the music on 2.09

[DENAandEMILY2217]

hahahaha this is so funny, that poor little kid..

[MrnothingTR]

now is 2012 whereeeee is videoooooo

[ian55554]

:27 that guy sounds high as fuck

[Chelsea07ify]

1:31 dying....lmfao.

[Southpaw25ive]

shit its 2012 where da fuck in ninja man??

[audiowiz]

goddamn i can't wait for UN3

[NinjaGurl961]

That lil boy was sooo scared.....Hahaha Nice Robert ! (:

[MrGeorgeBurnz]

Still love to know the name of the music during the "Dancing Assassin" portion of the video...

[seawithme]

it's 2012, Wheres my ninja?

[InternetSenation]

@seawithme You idiots should seriously consider on reading descriptions more often. ._.

[avenger007007]

I hope realizes that kid will never walk past another statue for the rest of his life. LOL...

[SaMuCrossfire]

What is the name of the song in minute 1:45 ?

[MrGeorgeBurnz]

@SaMuCrossfire It's a variation of "Carmina Burana" by Carl Orff.

[Hipsterzzz123]

@dallonkacemoorefield Kiss me.

[johndoe590]

hillarious

[sarahqtgirl]

so funny!

[redonmyneck]

Ok its 2012, wheres urban ninja 3?

[almujtaba1]

1:36 The Best

[DarkHawaiianboi808]

i couldnt breathe i laughed so hard

[bestycram]

that kid at the end will have a phobia of statues till he is 63.

[VickieMilne]

yo spotld assassin rong

[GuitarBill13]

when Urban Ninja is going to be out?? 2012 has come and still nothing!!!

[elijah707]

Whats the name of the war song at the end?

[ShadowStar27]

I laughed so hard at 1:35 that I spilled my drink all over my desk! XD

[HabituallyObsessed]

He goes Jackie Chan on all Asians indiscriminately.

[XanhDot]

Those Asians are a disgrace, being afraid of our own techniques is not tolerated.

[qwertyui900]

1.37 haahahahaahah

[lowsten]

Ok it's winter 2011 wheres urban ninja 3? 

[EdwardNS1]

@lowsten

Didn't you see he is making 10 episodes then when that's done he will make Urban ninja 3.

[lowsten]

@EdwardNS1 No I didn't see that. Thanks for the heads up though.

[Aceskyler]

Now!!!! Urban ninja 3 Now!

[amyhawj06]

damn you!!! such a tease!!! i want urban ninja 3 now!!

[rabbifilms]

1:15 .... racist...

[tadjannic]

what s the veryend music s name??

[anonimatox123]

@tadjannic carmina gurana

[anonimatox123]

@tadjannic sry my bad. carmina burana

[shittalkerism]

0:53 I thought that black guy was going to punch robert

[kikiZGS]

1:35 hahahahaha

[loneninja177]

So... Where is Urban Ninja 3? :o

[delija66]

lol

[PinoyShuffle]

Where the hell is Urban Ninja 3? :(

[butt3rcup100]

That kid peed himself. You just know it XD

[dallonkacemoorefield]

"Dude, I can't go near statues..."

"Why not?"

"Something happened when I was a kid....I don't want to talk about it.."

[ComegyCode62]

What is the name of the last song?

[staryynightout]

That poor kid at the end.. :(

[CaileeMarie3]

so cute when the black guy pulls his girlfriend away :D

[daenin9]

LOL Urban Ninja looks likes its going to be set in N.Z..? in crappy Auckland

[asiangirlma]

make more its wayy to funny

[emubilly999]

1:15 THATS STEREOTYPING! LOL

[CSRgamer]

@emubilly999

Or he just decided to do that to the next person. Retard.

[timetuner]

Glorious.

[murdamami5]

lmfao  "oh shit"

[PimpingRice]

Now try to doing this to Chuck Norris

[kamau8D]

HAHAHA HE DANCE WELL

[Valyn66]

Dude has to be the laziest Youtuber ever. He hits gold with these Urban ninja videos and then waits 4 years to release a new one.

Sigh. Just sigh.

[NitsuaSremkcir422]

MOAR DANCE ASSASSIN STATUES!!!!

[28crazycharlie]

dude when he jumped in front of the bus i laughed SO HARD

[AS1ANxFURY]

that kid screams like a girl

[Coolio2406]

0:48 OW SHIT!! i almost pooped in my pants bro

[Xbowloser]

YOUTUBE FUCKED EVERYTHING UP, NOTHING LOADS, SLOW HOMEPAGES.. FUCK

[thewildone]

You misspelled assassin.

[Godzillamikey1337]

When he was a statue it reminded me of infamous 2

[TheStickofWar]

Hold 3

1,000 PUNCHES ULTRA COMBO!

[HankTheRouge]

Press 3 and lol

[i2Lazy2BeLegit]

You spell assassin wrong...

But awesome video

[UltraShockk]

*assassin

[squinn46]

WHAAA 0:15

[LAXinMO]

he went ninja on asians what a twist

[mex2dkirby]

you spelled assassin wrong.

[XRyoukoX]

LMAO the dance at 0:36...wtf

[hamamaha13]

1:31 to 1:40 is the best

[jessy7785]

watch?v=ejU_FsgqzXk 

[Luis89142]

DANCE ASSASSIN, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA!

[MultiDevil888]

hes wearing ghost and camping lol

[ChristyABell]

SO glad punch robert was listed in this playlist. been subbed forever. love him

[KayP90]

Where is Urban Ninja 3, Robert? Where? WHERE??? x)

[viervenner1]

Thumps up if you have bin waiting for Urban ninja 3 for 8 months... :P

[viervenner1]

Cmon!! wanna se that movie I freaking love ya Urban ninja!

[wallykav1516]

where the hell is part 3333333333333333333333333333??­?

[kaplocked]

Its funny at 0:22 he chooses to scare the couple instead of the black guy. Wise choice.

[LordVidra]

@kaplocked Scaring women is funnier. Or he seen the video were the guy punches the jump-scaring dude from the trash can and don't want to repeat history ;)

[treydog3000]

you may have scared that kid for life....he'll never look at a statue the same way again.....

[alexman431]

trashy dancing?? lol

[NinjaKai]

I've missed punchrobert.

[thatweirdchild100]

Genius

[CloudNine201]

you just got yourself a subscriber!

[Brecky112]

whats the song in the end?

[kerberos623]

@Brecky112 Carmina burana by Carl Orff

[mrbentleyturnbull]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss

[littlemisDana]

Haha I like how at 0:24 he waits for the strong looking guy with the dog to pass before he hops out

[logik8469]

Well that kid is going to be afraid to walk near statues for the rest of his life haha

[VickieMilne]

@logik8469

pussy

[enfantdedieu25]

THIS fool jumped in front of the bus in a ninja outfit. I just hurt myself laughing. OMGoodness!!!!

[dondycluck]

Well am passing through Phil's playlist and I have to stop by and Subscribe!

[timeticker326]

am i the only one who noticed he spelled assassin wrong?

[richyman416]

@timeticker326 But he didn't

[timeticker326]

@richyman416 Oops wrong video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lukassnakeman]

nice trash bag camo

[KaiserSehen]

Hahahahaah! 1:36!!!

[KaiserSehen]

Hahahahaah!

[chickenpoper]

Lmao that last one really got me :P

[swesydh]

DANSSASSIN!

[iateanickle]

How can you walk by that and not give him a high five?

[thatschill777]

saw it when he uploaded it since im subcribed, but still funny shit

[krankifish1]

The clip with 'living statue guy' was filmed in Auckland, NZ :)

[Miwbastet]

*assassin

[SqueezeThisPlease]

boss

[Mikkamikkaify]

omg, this is hilarious!

[PhilGarmann]

lol when he scared the little kid away!

[tutuChan17]

Fucking amazing.<3 (x

[TheDeviantation]

You could say that he neutralizes his targets with...

*puts on sunglasses*

... killer moves!!!

OHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!

[Haroids]

Assassin is spelled with 4 S's.

[miguelcruz698]

i would say thanks to kevin he just got you a massive number of subs

[Sh4rpN]

LMFAO poor kid!!! :P

Thumbs up if you followed Punchrobert and Urban Ninja way before Kevin found the dance assassin video!