Earthbound: Ness Takes On Captain Falcon

[DainXC]

HAAAAAAAAX

[CreepaPunch]

2:48 Pokey use NESS as a shield ... EPIC WIN

[spf180]

NESS WINS!

[Poodleinacan]

Kill him, while you're dying.

[GeneralCane]

New Age Retro Hippie >

Futuristic Classic Action Racer

[rhysclaffeyuk]

fi dont belevie you

[Dusk242]

Captain Falcon yelled "YES"

Captain Falcon : YES!

Ness : Waaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa *snort* aaaaa!

WTH.....

[tsukinoakuma]

What I don't understand is how is omega the strongest and alpha the weakest?

[BlackZero98]

Shoulda' used PK Rockin' instead of trying to BASH BASH BASH when it kept missing.

[Pikafan2132]

Ness' should've been used PK Rockin Omega.

[ZeoKarja1]

@DarkGreen2000 dont mind him,obiviously hes been falcon punched but falcon spared him,he didnt reply back because falcon later showed his moves (which apperently makes u lose guts) then falcon killed him

[GX2000GX]

What the hell is pokey doing?

[PhatStudent2]

I guess Ness couldn't show his moves.

[Inferno144X]

Wait, doesn't Captain Falcon's falcon punch break shields? Even VERY heavily denting the absolutely safe capsule?

[kimflodin]

"captain falcon showed his moves"

"Ness's gut's went down by 13"

lmao

[WestleyTaninger]

Yeah, PSI Healing would've solved the crying problem.

[crisphate95]

I thought Pokey was going to do something in the end, but anyway it was cool

[MORTALKOMBATRULZx123]

NESS PWNS YOUR SOUL THAT IS A FACT EVEN IN DEATH

[Jeffrey76515]

This is why they didn't put Chuck Norris in the game.

[Pikafan2132]

@Jeffrey76515 But they put Chuck Norris in Mother 3.

[mazziaman]

OH MY GOD USE HEALING

[NessPeppyTails]

Ness cannot grasp the true power of the FALCON PAWNCH!!!

[Spectermon]

Giygas learned his lesson and prevented Ness from getting to Buzz Buzz.....or even 2 steps out the door...

[Spectermon]

@89Geno If Captain Falcon's difficulty was realistic in this video,his skills would go through a gigantic change.

Captain Falcon's Max HP decreased by his Max HP!

Captain Falcon's Offense decreased by his total offense level!

Captain Falcon's Defense decreased by his total defense level!

Try whuping Ness now...

[MegaManStarForceFan]

FUCK CAPTAIN FALCON AND HIS PUNCH.

EARTHBOUND IS BETTER.

[ericsayres]

Game over pussy. FUCK YOU NESS. FALCON PAWNCH!!!

[SteelPokemonFan]

Pokey pretended to cry...

He wasn't pretending.

Pokey played dead...

He wasn't playing.

[bnp97]

0:07

Thats the secret of Frank...

His Captain Falcon!

[Fluorespar]

Figures.

The only thing that can hurt Captain Falcon is Captain Falcon.

[Brad64LP]

Captain Falcons' no hippie!

[bnp97]

Ness didn't really take him on...

[themangOMEGA]

Captain falcon= New age retro hippie

[KHfanguy]

if they met on the highway with the blue falcon, thatd be cool lol

[lilwyvern4]

Ahh Earthbound rom hacks. They make the world great. Is there one with Ness vs...oh I dunno...Solid Snake?

[JakeHaydenDJ]

Bullshit. Ness as AT LEAST 100000000000000000000000000000­000 times better than gay falcon :/

[DarkGreen2000]

@JakeHaydenDJ

Excuse me, sir?

[nessvsgigaskool]

Lol

[nessvsgigaskool]

YES YES YES YESSsSSSSSSSSS

[kirbysuperstar5]

the music made me think

motor finance wizard, motor finance wizard, motor finance wizard says,  YES!

[benchoko2]

@kirbysuperstar5 the music made me think he is a hippie

[breloom657]

captain falcon used a falcon punch!

pokey used ness as a sheild!

ness: pokey, you son of a...

[DanQuijote777]

what was that last scene??? the anime one at 8:24???

[DanielJDragonflame]

Useless, useless Pokey......

[mrcow94]

Captain Falcon showed his boobs!

Ness's guts went down by 18.

[kimflodin]

FALCON PUNCH DEFLECTED?!?!

[NerfStriker2010]

Is that some sorta secret boss or what?

[kbd668]

@NerfStriker2010 lmao, retard

[NerfStriker2010]

@kbd668 pfff, troll. NEVER troll peapole dude.

[jdecoud1]

lol!!!

[valzilla2000]

How did I know it would be the hippie music?

[Flaminglog]

The entire time I was like, "Just use healing α already! You'll be able to hit him!"

[SuperFusion567]

Earthbound games are cool even if they're hacks.

[kbd668]

@SuperFusion567 earthbound 2 isnt a hack

[SuperFusion567]

@kbd668 course it is,well not the game,the translation.

[Ulisesbroos]

C. Falcon is on guard.

[jcmario643]

I can tell that this is a remake of Frank.

1. The music.

2. He can make your guts go down but I don't remember him making you cry.

3. When he came out of the house I see Frank back, hair, and his red shirt.

Anyway nice vid- YES!

NO CAPTAIN FALCON! Anyway nice video.

[LaxGod1212]

Is this real?? I don't know much about earthbound!t

[slowmofosho]

@LaxGod1212 this is definitely not real

[kbd668]

@LaxGod1212 rofl at how many idiots dont read the description

[sam9151992]

Porky Used Ness as a shield.

Captian Falcon used Falcon Punch!

The Punch hit through both of them. Ness and Porky take mortal damage.

[ManateeExpress]

It Should Be Captain Falcon Yelled "YEAS" Not YES

[GogotteandSig]

Ness finally stopped crying...

Captain Falcon yelled YES!

Ness could not stop crying!

[Guilmonhero]

So that's what that video is about. I think I can beat him once I take advanatage of the rolling HP like that other guy I saw.

Captain Falcon used Super Falcon Punch.

The Planet was destroyed.

Guilmonhero's HP went straight to 0.

"Whatthemaprhepaaga"

Guilmonhero got hurt and colllapsed...

Guilmonhero lost the battle...

"I didn't think he had that kind of technique."

[CrashBandicoot68]

"Pokey played dead."

Ness: Thanks for being useless when you're my friend!

[YoshiTechnoManMaster]

Captain falcon showed his moves!

Ness's Guts went down.

[Iceprince4500]

Good. Captiain falcon sucks hardcore though.

[NiGHTS4life]

Ness used PSI Rockin' OMEGA!

Captain Falcon was defeated.

[injoeda]

pokey is no help!

[darkhedgehog45678]

this video is a WIN

[Zombieguy441]

Wow, Captain Falcon is tough! Imagine trying to beat him at level 1

[MercyVideo]

where's falcon kick, knee and stomp? there needs to be more variety...

[LexouDuck]

Pokey is so random...

• Pokey acted all innoent !

• Pokey smiled insincerely !

• Pokey played dead !

• Pokey pretended to cry !

• Pokey thought to himself !

• Pokey used Ness as a shield !

• Pokey complained to Ness !

[BlueRushAlt]

Captain Falcon yelled: YES!

"Ness could not stop crying!"

Captain Falcon Showed His Moves!

"Ness's Guts went down by 18!"

This video wins on SOOOOO many levels.

[Jelley0]

I'm surprised that the game didn't crash! I guess it's true that the Snes was more powerful than the Genesis if it can run Captain Falcon.

[maxspecs]

@Jelley0 Well, to be fair, Captain Falcon debuted on the SNES. I'm sure if he hadn't held back, then you wouldn't be able to play his game!

[wtcLink]

Captain Faggot...

[bune88]

Captain Falco yelled show me your moves

Ness shows his moves

Captain Falco yelled YES!!!

[Nickj109]

Pokey, if one of Capt. Falcon's Falcon Punches goes haywire, you won't need to pretend to be dead.

[singprb]

"Captain Falcon yelled YES. It did not work on Ness!" how could it have NOT worked?? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!

[falconpunch73]

yess,yess,yess,yess,yess,yess,­yess,yess,yess,yess,yess,yess,­yess,yess,yess,yess,yess,yess,­yess,

[psibandicoot]

Bad moral

[CombKnife911]

pokeys such a fag

[malumvolo]

PFFT. Ness shoulda won

[scratch799]

3:12- Pokey is a loser.

also this is slightly biased

[Superpizzabros]

You cannot grasp the true form of Captain Falcon's PAWNCH!

Black Shadow got hurt and collapsed.

[secretmelody07M5A]

Ness: Okay let's go outside.

*exits his house and once outside*

Ness: *sees Cpt.Falcon* WTF?! What are you doing around my house at this time of night?!

Pokey: *could care less about Ness and lets him get beaten up by Cpt. Falcon*

[TheSharkPrince]

Captain Falcon Is The Reason Why Youtube Goes Through Maintenance.

[mstrdiment77]

@TheSharkPrince he destroyed half of the accounts and programs with a falcon PAWNCH!

[nicolegracie09]

@TheSharkPrince Really? I thought it was Chuck Norris. ...Meh, that's just me.

[RuneScapeNetwork3]

You cannot kill Captain Falcon!

[Nintendavin]

You cannot underestimate the true power of FALCON PAWNCH!

[themostoriginal2k]

Captain Falcon yell "YES!" Ness could not stop crying. LOL

[LamentOfInnocence1]

Captain Falcon is a pretty tough enemy.

[MySulinofGaia]

YES!

[Tehbagel1337]

he won? OMG NO WAI! Lets see him take on chuck norris then!

[duckypwns]

YESZ! The ending of the battle was accurate.

[ivanwulf]

this video is just awesome

[KopperNeoman]

The only way this could have been better would be post-Magicant level 99 Ness with the best gear... VS Falcon.

[omnimon64]

lmao "Captain Falcon showed his moves"

[UltamiteLifeForm360]

Best... Battle... EVER...

[Iceprince4500]

looks like she stopped trying after 9000. lol

[falconpunch73]

captain falcon is a new age retro hippi?

[0ddler]

Great moral....way too long though x_X

[PsiWolf674]

Wow... You know... Ness is SO much stronger than Captain Falcon... In other words, Ness>Captain Falcon. Also, that wasn't a fair fight because: 1) Ness hadn't gone to Magicant so he didn't have his max stats. 2) Ness missed almost every turn 'cause you didn't use Healing to cure crying. 3) You didn't use PSI Rockin even ONCE!! 4) You didn't give Ness any defensive equipment. 5) Paula Jeff and Poo weren't there. Captain Falcon is gay. He's so gay, Salsa from Mother 3 could take him on!

[CJTheBig]

C. Falcon uses Falcon Punch.

9001 HP of damage to PsiWolf674.

PsiWolf674 was defeated.

YOU WON!

C. Falcon obtained PANTS.

[Nint3ndork]

..No. C.Falcon is a abbreviation.

[frankyagernull]

this is a pretty lame correction but dont u mean an abbreviation XD

[CJTheBig]

Actually you're the one who is stupid. I was basing the comment on a game. But really you're just retarded. YOU'RE definitely a Troll. So what? He beaten a piece of Gas? Anyway Captain Falcon is Awesome due to his Falcon Punch. I like Ness. I just hate fags. *Points at you*

[torifreak50]

Does it really matter PsiWolf?

It's just a video.

[Iceprince4500]

never would i imagine that i would see two people fighting about the awesomeness of two video game characters that dont even exist. PsiWolf, what the fuck? why are you acting like a 3 year old. calling him stupid? thats so mature. then commenting on a mortal hit that was just made up anyway? and CJTheBig, why call him a fag? he is just making a reply. if you wouldnt have replied in the first place, i wouldnt be posting this comment on how two people are fighting over VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS!

[frankyagernull]

which brings another question of why you care about two stoned nerds fighting?

[MegaMan7045]

"Captain Falcon yelled YES!

Ness could not stop crying!"

"Captain Falcon showed his moves!

Ness's guts went down by OVER 9000!!!"

[HYPERIndustries]

I've just watched Ness and Pokey battle Captain Falcon.

I can't stop laughing, especially at the 'Showed his moves!' part.

[MizuFujimori]

The Falcon Punch was deflected!?!?

[CheeboRobo]

Caution : Moves have been shown in this video.

[uno6610]

lol pokeys such a coward

[Treenord488]

so now the adventure continues with captain falcon?

[HumanipodV6]

man if captain falcon wasnt just a race car driver this would almost happen..no.

Ness FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[urfboundlovr]

This sorta reminds me of Duster sowing off his underwear.

[Meatfortoeat]

Now why hasn't anyone done this with chuck norris...

[Meatfortoeat]

No, the game's presence would crash chuck norris.

[Biopharmer]

i agree, chuck norris sucks

[KopperNeoman]

The Mother series can handle people as powerful as Chuck Norris, because otherwise, Flint wouldn't be in the third game.

[IamlordEVIL]

dear falcon you were nice enought to hold back on ness so he wodnt die by your sheare asome shingness your powerful and kind your the best next to chuck norris unless you are chuck norris

[MrConcreteDonkey]

captain falcon yelled yes

ness yelled NO!

captain falcon turned back to normal

[Zeffa1234]

Lol, I'm suprised the Falcon Punch didnt take all of his damage away XD

[krawk95858]

lol captain falcon yelled yes

ness started crying

[mariofhicks1]

man i hate the fact that ness fainted

[KopperNeoman]

I wonder if Ness would have achieved victory or not by holding off Lifeup till the last second?

[shadowraith10]

when captain falcon yells YES kids cry cause its so awesome... when he falcon punches you... MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE WAY if possible... if not...hope you have some good stuff in your will... when captain falcon shows his moves kids get scared....thats kinda funny* falcon punched*

[davidhunt9]

DavidX got raided by rick rolligas and captain falcon 

DavidX used pk hungry

he had lunch

captain falcon took 9k dmg

rick rolligas took 1 damage

they both attack davidX and he died D=

DavidX lost the battle.....

[bigmanpigman]

Come on, Cpt Falcon is a loser, you too, but nice vid

[dave1sfx]

why does the screen go green at the beginning of the video

[nintendoasis]

It means that Ness gets a surprise attack.

[dave1sfx]

i know but boss battle screens are always black

[nintendoasis]

This means that Captain Falcon isn't a boss.

[dave1sfx]

but the battle opening screen was the boss screen only green.

[Treenord488]

its ok, i know what you mean dave1sfx. i guess ol' crapping falcon is a mobile boss and ness managed to sneak attack em. thats what i'm guessing.

[Wingacrusade]

Captain Falcon IS boss, even if he is not "a boss".

[destoryofdoom]

This is a lie, Captain Falcon can't be in Earthbound.

[KopperNeoman]

I wonder how Captain Falcon would do against the Ultimate Chimera...? Maybe it'll be like two Falcon Punches colliding...? O_O

[dave1sfx]

nah more like two THOUSAND

[HenryTouchdown]

LOL, when Captain Falcon says yells YES! kids cry.

[shadowraith10]

thats AMAZING that ness survived that long... o.o normally people only last the first few seconds and bam falcon punched DEAD

[IceGod64]

Don't forget that Ness has a PSI Shield.

[Theespada13]

Pokey seems understanadabley scared of Captain Falcon.

[TheBlackLink]

It's a good thing Ness knew to show Falcon all of his moves, otherwise, Falcon would've dealt OVER 9000 HP of damage.......with every YESZ!

[LordFeckington666]

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Captain Falcon wins!

NO EXCEPTIONS.

[crystalhand70]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!views!

[Magitek111]

The New Age Retro Hippie music is nice, but Captain Falcon really should have had "Pokey Means Business" playing, because you need awesome music for powerful opponents. Just my suggestion.

[KG7777]

KG7777 tried PSI Weegee Stare Omega! It didn't work on Captain Falcon! Captain Falcon said "YES!" KG7777 couldn't stop crying! KG7777 tried PSI Awesome Face Omega! It looked awesome! Captain Falcon used Epic Falcon Pawnch! SMAAAASH! 961 HP of mortal damage to KG7777! KG7777 got hurt and collasped... KG7777 lost the battle...

[ExVash]

Dude - give us an .ips. Please.

[mariomaniac321]

u should make him have falcon kick too

[Harry12259]

you cannot grasp the true form of FALCON PAWNCH!

[darkrai123]

Nice. 5/5

[nintendo768]

Is this a hack?

[AisuKaiko]

Indeed it is

[GamingMario92]

What happend to shield Sigma?

[Smoge16]

Captain Falcon yelled "YES"

Ness Could not stop crying!

[Conner3326]

this is stupid! no one can suvive a falcon pawnch!!! exept chuck norris

[Syrus2006]

Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris are one and the same.

[hahaipwnj00]

Chuck Norris is actually Captain Falcon wearing a costume. Everyone knows that.

[KingLucas01]

no he's not, Captain Falcon just copied Falcon PAWNCH from kirby, and Chuck Norris would never do that

[Syrus2006]

THE WORLD IS ENDING =O

[davemathis3]

chuck norris aint shit.

jack bauer is the man.

[beebnegron]

billy mays would pwn chuck norris mr.t and

captain falcon!

[frankyagernull]

bruce lee would pwn chuck norris and mr.tee at the same time in fact he beat chuck norris in the way of the dragon

[beebnegron]

@frankyagernull

he once beat bruce lee too.