Call of Duty: Black Ops: Worst Zombie FAIL on Ascension! by DirkTheDevil (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[MarchOfThePenguins44]

wow cook it longer fail

[Fanapt]

Dam need a gb* in ther3 TW

[angelspiritmagi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[awesomevi1]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha :yay last zombie..........didn't work???? got to try again but this time cook it longer this is going to be easy :) BOOOOOM died

[Tezla931]

HAHAHA epic epic epic!

[thekillermanny56]

Epc fail

[deathmachinekiller]

Thats why I buy flopper.

[killztreak]

shoot his legs with the raygun..

[Predators115]

I set it for thirty minutes and it went off in four seconds! You know what that's like right? Mr. Hurricaaaaaannnne.

[katsurencho]

How did he know i was viewing this on my iPad???

[dv586]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[XxRedSteelzxX]

My worst Zombie Fail was on Kino Der Toten, Was playing with 3 random people on live. It was Round 32, I was the only one not down, The nuke was there and i got it, it was in a corner and i got trapped by the remaining zombies and killed, there was only about 20 more zombies left :(

[Rmarsh451]

doesn't he have a sense of time

[Thekubamarko]

omfg......... even I dont fail like THAT

[Timguy0228]

JUG???

[SumthinEazy1DosTres]

Best option you have when theres no chance, when your surrounded, out of ammo, and you just cant squeeze your way through the undead horde, just pull the pin and go out with a BOOM.

[chickendippers]

Bad.

[sarteron]

20$ says that even though is body is still in pecies,that mother fucker still has a piece of that nade in his hand

[Pr0KillSHOTZ]

Just shoot the legs mother fucker.wtf

[girlgamer4]

33 rounds on ascension but that only happened to me once XD lol

[AwesomeCarlosi56]

FAIIILLL

[AliJization]

No top comment this is my chance Ballsack

[iRPG621]

@AliJization Try using proper sentence structure before posting your fails.

[graffitikid17]

@AliJization lmfao u fail kid now stfu?

[MrSuperspike11]

why didnt u just shoot its legs it would have made him a crawler stupid

[Karapar12]

I was at like round 16 on Kino and then I cooked to make him a crawler and then It blew up =(

[1lildil]

I never fuck up wen tryin to make them a crawler o no I did once didn't cook it long enough

[InLoveWithJames12]

Wtf? What an idiot!!

[zombycow]

thumbs up for... wait... oh yea NO ONE GIVE TWO HITS BOUT A THUMBS UP SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! thank you have a nice day!

[TheOnlineMonster]

Thumbs up for not to thumbs up!

[MrQman706]

thumbs up for 1,000 comments

[dominik92able]

thumbs up for almost 100,000 views

[diselesp99]

this isnt a commentary

[diggindodge]

no shit

[oxwarrior4]

Fml means fuk my life

[cjwfilms33]

Haha i did that on Kino on round 19 and my friend got really mad at me!

[thebastsk8r]

FML?

[aLeXgMoTo100]

si eres jilipollas no es la culpa del juego

[Anthonykerr96]

Idiot

[milagrolandia]

I feel like slaping the crap out of the guy who decided not to throw the grenade before five blinks

[Matiorasu]

Ur a dumbass. Cooking a grenade has nothing to do with making crawlers, and at that end, you were stupid to do that when you knew it exploded halfway out of your hand the FIRST time

[Shadikun1]

your the most biggest fucking stupidest noob in history. dumb peice of shit lol.

[antslicer1]

have you ever heard of something called PHD flopper you should have bought that -_-

[xXzombietubXx]

hahahahahaha wat the hell fail

[ninjaxxninjaxx]

that was the worst fuckin fail in history of fails

[rockmanpunkman]

u could have used the ray gun

[logandh2]

@rockmanpunkman i think he was tryingto make a crawler so he could g do something before the next level started

[rockmanpunkman]

@logandh2 no its could have been easier to make a crawler with the ray gun is what i mean.

[M21cat]

Guiles Theme Anyone?

[zombiekillerof115]

1 thing to tell you look at the little cross hair skip the first one when it expands then after 3 you have to throw or you die

[WAXYBILBIL]

u have to cook the granade longer but not for that long lmao

[nighttstalk3r]

hey machinima i have to tell you something........ YOU HAVE TO COOK THE GRENADE LONGER hahaha

[kenthd415]

there's a better way to use the thunder gun, instead of aiming down on the ground like a moron, you should try aiming above their head so the spread radius can kill more!

[andreiespiritu23]

theres a lesson in this, actually multiple lessons #1 buy flopper, #2 save ammo, #3 dont be a jerk!

[jeffbagwellbiggio]

And this shouldve been prevented buying PHD Flopper

[AmazzingA]

lol

[Kaiaarahi]

Hahaha, maybe he pulled out a semtex

[carlitos5269]

BIG ASS FAIL!!!!!!

[TheKapitan98]

Ah, poor guy!

"Cook it longer!"

*Holds for five blinks*

"NO TOO LONG!"

"What?"

*BOOM*

[voodoototo14]

I guess FML means fuck my life ;D

[Strumfreak]

WOW..... just wow....

[lollriXX]

äääääääääääää EPIC FAIL!!!

[ILIVEALOHA808]

WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

[CLAWZXWOL]

shoot him in the foot with the ray gun??????? hed become a crawler

[brandonmwagner]

the funny part is.... i do that all the time and never thought it was funny.... but its funny when someone like u does it

[csbr75]

F M L

LOL

[TeenTitan95]

Oh my god I'm so sorry but I could not stop laughing!!!

[moonwalkertay]

lol the zombie ''TRYED'' to t-bag you when you were dead!! lol 1:05

[ERICISTHANAME]

I bet he felt horrible for that, they were so close

[christopherlewis14y]

Wow that was epic an epic fail

[TutorialHelper1000]

u know if you shoot the zombie in the leg with the ray gun it will make him into a crawler right????

[1rhymeandreason]

u think that was the worst fail? wow u have no idea who i am.

[frankyfrank1996]

@codzombiebeast your retarded

[SILENTHAWX]

You fucking suck with that thundergun damn quit already

[FiZZiL360]

Once on kino me and a m8 had all wunder guns pack a punched and all perks and monkeys, we were also on the end of round 37. Then when he was on prone infront of a crawler I went to dive over the crawler. But I somehow managed to land on my frend directly and we went down, he removed me from frend list and dashboarded on his host so there was no record :(

[Nekyob1]

I lagged alot from this video

[benboom910]

Lol they suck

[Serlockz]

actually im pretty sure i had the biggest fail on "five" me and my friend both dolphin dived through a teleporter and went down we had all the wunder guns and monekys and we is like wTF? it was the glitch thingy

[masterm972]

noob learn how to use grenades

[ModiDody]

After this the zombie died laughin' x)

[codzombiebeast]

tiger2819 it isnt the thundergun its the zeus cannon lol

[kpeshin1]

This is why you should always have flopper.

[MrVicentelopez16]

/watch?v=s_sL4DzU9Uw

[TheYoungbambino]

HA!

[PsnGamingSkillz]

Fml?

[iiCreedence]

you sir are the zirrgrizz of killing youre self

[CdogSuper2000]

you should of made him a crawler with your ray gun

[locomocoB13]

lol not to be stupid, but how could u die with a grenade in your hand while you have juggernog :D don't we have increased heath? :D lol

[TheBananananana]

I think that zombie shoulda t-bagged him for effect

[Tooomahawk]

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[tconmysterio143]

Sam grab the phd flocker or watever

[vibrantrokrfan24]

Hahahaha 5 second rule fail!

[Deadcomeruning]

YOU GOTTA COOK IT LONGER....BOOM!!!!!!!!!!! oh my bad i forgot to say cooking it longer than five seconds it will blow up

[newgengameplays]

that hapened to me on call of dead when i was going to do the easter egg LP

[xNiaKnockout]

FML moment

Him:"Hmm Maybe it should cook longer"

Bomb:Bad idea buddy*BOOM*

Him:SHIT FML Srry Dudes

ME:THUMBS UP IT WILL BE THUPER

[ZombieKillaRB6327]

I guess treyarch is right. "Don't text while cooking a grenade, you'll regret it."

[Deadcomeruning]

@ZombieKillaRB6327 true

[CTFxM]

FML=FUCK MY LIFE

[SKeys1999]

Ha ha ha dumbass. cook it longer. how long kabboooom shit too long

[PeNcHeChOlo]

You got to cook it longer lmao !

[salfi2929]

Dum ass

[kozmicsurfer]

has anyone noticed the number of likes and dislikes likes 901 dislikes 109 lol

[bluestreak1231]

Im sick and tired of people using chuck norris stuff hes gay and will be pawned by bruce lee how bout that huh:(

[mrjreaper4]

@bluestreak1231 u wont be online tomarrow lol

[111urnotme]

As a wise man from a perticular MW3 trailer once said: "It does not take the greatest horde of zombies to create the next global conflict . . . Just the will of one zombie."

xD

[Tony2xs1]

That was just plain stupid

[pieboy107]

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMajorasOcarina]

Where the fuck is the commentary

[brutalmentehonesto1]

owned by one zombie !!! LOL

[IMAMSOBOREDRIGHTN0W]

hahahahahaha been there done that.

[crazyband1000]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW STUPID

[VulcanofWar]

Porters X2 Ray Gun was invented by Dr. Porter

[alchal5]

wow wat an idiot lol

[zDutchSniper]

Epic lol should have got phd

[wetpaperfolds]

Lol



[ThunderStorm110]

especially when you have both thundergun and ray gun upgraded

[ThunderStorm110]

sad...sad...sad... 

[13hikage13]

NO FAIL, BECOUSE ARE A NOOP IDIOT JAJAJA

[wetpaperfolds]

what does fml stand for?

[jakowellmo13]

@wetpaperfolds F*ck My Life

[thegamernl99]

@wetpaperfolds F*ck My Life

[quennie7923]

oh wow

[cyrielroelofs]

ur gay..

[karlococo5]

FYL(FAIL YOUR LIFE =P)

[buddyturret01]

Suicide bonus

[MrGoffy06]

lmao it happen to me on kino der toten but before I cooked the grenade I bought speedy cola and I only had 20 pints left so I had qhicl revive jugger girl/nog speedy cola then going into the dressing room cooked a grenade then when I turned around to toss my grenade Bain blew up I was revived closed windows to try and get money but I was and epic fail I died

[NXTAtlanta770]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO !

[tote997]

WTF he should have just shot his legs ! that woul'd make him a crawler ! LOL

[bfights1]

How do you miss with a thundergun twice on 1 zombie 2 diff times back to back, that's like being 2 feet away from an elephant and not being able to hit it with a rock. This was meant to HAPPEN LOL

[nklshaz]

Could someone please help me confirm something? I was playing zombies on Ascension, and I went to knife a zombie. When I knifed the zombie, he didn't die, and I could have sworn I heard the zombie say "fail". Has this happened to anyone else?

[narevin3]

jjajajajajajajajjajajajajjaajj­aajjajaj

[CLAWZXWOL]

shoot him with your ray gun!?!?!??!?!

[loublez1]

its funny when the music just stops at 1:05

[Tiger2819]

wtf who uses the thundergun on ONE zombie?

[jokerx400]

@Tiger2819 i do?

[MyCrownHerEmpire]

@Tiger2819 I think you where just watching your own question. DirkTheDevil. What a stupid question.

[Tiger2819]

@MyCrownHerEmpire what a stupid response you can't even spell were

[Xluis1222X]

@Tiger2819 maybe idk retards

[masteroftheblaster1]

@Tiger2819 An idiot.

[reptieltje90]

@Tiger2819 me does cause i hate thunder gun

[ADOGG240]

@Tiger2819 somebody who is scared

[calloftheshangrila]

@Tiger2819 Me.

[MultiSmoke22]

@Tiger2819 he didnt

[Strumfreak]

@Tiger2819 Who uses a ZUES CANNON on ONE zombie??? its even worse

[AsainNinja69]

omg epicccc failure round 24 good job?

[IamKyLe20]

Well played xD



[XDCress]

Ur not supposed to upgrade ur ray gun till around round 30 bcus after round 20 u need regular ray gun ammo to make crawlers

[MRjuggerNAUT77]

biggest fail for me: ascension, round 8, everone was dead but me. i had a crap load of points so i just openned doors and used landers. the kids were screaming their asses off "KILL THE CRAWLER" i told them, "nah, im gonna keep him. hes my friend" i got back to ploper, called in the lander, got stuck on the control panel, and the zombie killed. the other dudes were soooooo pissed

[TheSkaterWieger]

ive got to wave 28 on ascension wall guns only like murkadurkah style and if you want to see some real zombie shit check out murkahdurkah´s channel just type in xkapownd in the search bar and then go to his channel thats where you find the latest and greatest zombie shit of all time

[Basilicumboy]

dude why don't you make a crawler with your ray-gun. My highest round; 35 in ascension!

[alexantoniou100]

dude i was on round 32 and the last guy left and my controller died :(

[Spotifity]

I was granade too long on 26 round kino der toten solo :PPPPPP

[TSxJaYY]

try do that on round 42 -_-

[domthebomhammer]

that was funnnnny

[505outlaw]

ive done that before too haha

[MrBrojoe96]

You know what is funny? I legit mad it to round 25 and you would have to but u made the most epicest fail ever. (I know that isn't a word)

[sniggeringgmuth]

thems up if u thought tht was a total fail !!!!!

[kingmatt504]

@sniggeringgmuth Because it was stupid...thats what this video is all about!

[raymoh1800]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo hahahahahahahaaa

[crazyrocket185]

Thats what happens when u dont use PHD Perk

[danilovatofan1]

a granadezombie XD

[eddsam13]

dumbass

[spookynub]

with the ray gun u coulda shoot it legs so it becomes a crawler....

[WNSCProductions]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL & LOL

[Dylan9098]

LMFAO. How didnt that hit him though? It was like two inches away...