Asshole

[silnetofsn]

hilarious!

[seriousbees]

hahahahah its funny because hes too cool and the lame doctor can't keep up with his coolness. Sarcasm is for the cool kids.

[ihategayass]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha halarious

[ApocalypticChimp]

@Felldeeen91 me:)

[Felldeeen91]

did anyone just search asshole?

[hanchiman]

@Felldeeen91

Me too :D

[TheKsourmoon]

"I`m having an orgasm right now!" "I just quit smoking this morning!" XDDDDD

[MrJsmiley69]

k suck it pussy

[6flakes]

I want pussy, food, and weed. That's the way god made ME.

[MtnRangeLivingRoom]

So glad I decided to type in random cuss words on YouTube today. This is fantastic.

[fadedsmile]

that asshole was on kenny vs spenny lol.

[zeivonzman]

I typed asshole i was bored lol XD

[179178]

Reminds me of my last Dr's appt. I woke up after a 3 hr nap, after driving 11 hours to get home for the appt. (Dispatcher is an ass). Needless to say-I must have been a delightfull patient =P

[iNeedBeat]

Anyone else type "asshole" in?

[bacceli]

@iNeedBeat me :D

[100likes]

thumbs up if you typed asshole and found this video

[ALPUNSHER]

That is not fucking funyyyy : [

[Maxie1337]

This was so terrible.

[raidersrok408]

"if there was a 14 year old that died in a car accident could i have his anus?"

[ArturKolpakov]

WTF?!! Is that Chuck NOris?!

[lovethemguitars]

who else got here from an asshole?

[MrJsmiley69]

@lovethemguitars me

[nemzz9st]

ahaha Dumbass

[johnroiz]

Nothing's bothering me. My life's pure ecstasy, my life's a fucking twelve. I'm having an orgasm right now. I'm like a, you when you see teenagers at a rave? That's me going to get the groceries. My whole life is this tsunami of euphoria. Just sheer UNRELENTING ecstasy.

[NickHumensky]

@johnroiz yes I heard that too...

[rebelbutter]

Fucking love it!

So good

[sofleye23]

The song is strangely good... I like it

[madamerotten]

I only came here to troll. Please respond with a rude insult.

[twinkie13st]

Nice mustache!

[saltydalty123]

@MitchDwit food & pussy by dan reeder

[samuriguy909]

the inside of my ass hurts so fucking bad right now! >:(

[DruProductions1]

The song is Dan Reeder- Food & pussy

[SnJMelonHeads]

LULZ

[Dercommandingofficer]

Can I have his anus? haha

[GMovieSeeker]

Moral of the story? The answer to any and all problems in your life is sarcasm.

[drumheadcircle]

This guy must be from California. He isn't gay; but goes on and on about his butt. Eh butt humor- not good looking actors(never are ).What a wanna be gay flick. We women don't want to hear about it.

[ghostx82]

trust me i look in peoples asses

[TangerineWizard123]

he's called vincent, aswell.

[ranieldule]

@fascismanarchy

he created the style of hipster douche sarcasm you're using

win

[Carnageloser7]

This guy should get a movie, or show. These remind me of Louie.

[feetlicker1234509876]

ima find that song on itunes lol

[spidermangreatestfan]

so the guy's gay?

[waitbleed06]

LMAO omg after i comment that now i really know what the vid is about ROFL!!

[waitbleed06]

rOFL every asshole i meet acts like this guy, damn isnt that fuckin amazing..

[MrUndacovabrova]

MY fucking asshole hurt listening to that description of his there....

[itssantisanti]

Oh, this guy is an asshole. I don't find comedy in guys being pricks for no reason. Louis C.K. is never the antagonist, that's why his stories are better and more relateable.

[Carnageloser7]

@itssantisanti Holy shit, Louie is the first thing that came to my mind when watching this.

[BellaLunaJessalynn]

OMG this was epically hilarious...

[mizhuggsandkisses]

That guys an ass.

[DieKleineJohanna]

``````````

The song is named "Food and Pussy" by Dan Reeder! man read the credits!!

´´´´´´´´´´

[KosovoJeSRBIJA]

thats from eating all those epic meals :)



[SuperBroFo]

the song is food and pussy, it's in the end credits xx

[heywhatsgoodfoo]

what an asshole

[stanmoe1]

final draft amateur hour

[XeresKyle]

FUNNIEST SKETCH EVER!

And the song was fucking epic!

[sedmoport]

LOLOLOLOL! I know a guy who would do this to a doctor just to be an ass <3 HAHAAH

[mari3p3r3z]

49 ppl hav poo on there butt hairs

[LeftAstray]

after watching this, i asked my friend if he liked food and pussy. he said not together. best answer ever.

[happyfart9000]

should be in movies

[amurican35]

what an asshole! ROFL !! Feels like yanking peanut butter out of a shag carpet

[scroggins8]

thumbs up if you typed asshole and found this video ( :

[human2011able]

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[dev3loper]

The outro track is:

DAN REEDER - FOOD AND PUSSY

there you go, fellas.

[tohtorigyro]

i'd love to know what's the name of the song in the beginning.



[myamotomusashi66]

Dr. Phil Wong :D

[lotrfreak2010]

I love how all the people asking for the name of the song just didn't look in the obvious place: the credits.

[TankvsKimbo]

Food and Pussy, Ahahaha.

[AwesomeChannelTV]

I wnt food and pusy

[firebug0001]

looks kinda like one of the guys on Bones

[firebug0001]

thumbs down if you hate commercials.

[NatureGnome]

little does anyone know, this guy started Vice magazine....now he's rich as balls and makes short films....

[maksattax]

Out of curiosity, does the title refer to the doctor? I hated him waaay more.

[teamate01]

lol dr phil wong

[gioh310]

LMFAO U GUYS ARE FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!

[144MagnoliaScreet]

The song is "Food and Pussy" by Dan Reeder

[MegaTrumpy]

funny as fuk

[GiCiJiL]

looks like the guy from the spoon murderer XD

[19981161]

OPEN FIRE!!!!

[Hoggles49]

faggots

[Aannoonnyymmoouusss]

OH HAI

THIS IS THE INTERNET.............

YALL GOIN DOWN

444 GET SAMEFAG HERE................

COMMENCE

PUNISHMENT..............

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET TRIPS

[iameric5790]

@Aannoonnyymmoouusss Out of everything you could have picked, why this?

[Aannoonnyymmoouusss]

@iameric5790

HAAAAAAAAAA

FOR THE LULZ BRAH

[dbrownd96]

thumbup if you typed in asshole cuz you were borad

[TheDarklord0211]

@dbrownd96 yes i an borad i come from some country and i like dick..

YOUR KIDDING RIGHT?

please learn to spell.. evern a little bit!!

[musicluva314]

i demand this gets a movie deal

[PepsiTasteLikeCoke]

The Asian guy seems to be wery nice

[nighthawk209]

love the gold watch

[NatureGnome]

"she's super hot, just green with six tits"

[GISMCONFUSE]

"you went to school for 12 fuckin years to tell an insomniac he needs to get some sleep?" epic.

[atmospheere]

ok i see whats going here Dr. Phil Wong.... LOL

[chimpanzeeforever]

creepiest hug evar

[XAmberOlsonX]

that poor doctor....:( that guy is mean!

[fascismanarchy]

wow look! he's wearing a fred perry shirt, he's got tattoo's, a moustache (!) AND he smokes cigarettes!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK THIS GUY IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

[jiniton]

@fascismanarchy yes he is, he's gavin mcinnes

[pquic]

@fascismanarchy HOLY SHIT you have absolutely no sense of COOL

[fascismanarchy]

@pquic I was being sarcastic....

[XxRO10Joey10ROxX]

@fascismanarchy dont foreget slow mo

[poromies47]

@fascismanarchy holy fuck u really got the idea o teh film!1123

[HeroSmashExx]

@fascismanarchy Total Douche Bag *Cough* *Cough*

[ringelos]

@fascismanarchy his name is gavin mcinnes ;D

[hotpockets222]

@fascismanarchy dude you like him THAT MUCH????? ooooooo

[spidermangreatestfan]

@fascismanarchy were you joking about that?

[fascismanarchy]

@spidermangreatestfan I'm always joking

[spidermangreatestfan]

@fascismanarchy good for you

[NegiAbhay98]

so first the patient hates the doctor then the doctor hates his patient

[SittingMooseShaman]

... "brick-walls." No-oo shit!

"Assholes":They're 'carefully' constructed, over time & through un-timel-y chains of events by a litany of; "Douchebags!"...

So, if we take into concideration, Eienstiens' field theories on relativity & apply, obliqly, a periphery of these observations to humanity, their anthropology plus the psychological values of Pi upon the human condition of chance & the "best laid plans of both mice & men"... We can safely assume this universe is full of "Flaming Anuses!"

[MitchDWit]

whats that song?

[aaroncraleigh]

@MitchDWit Food and Pussy- Dan Reeder

[MitchDWit]

@aaroncraleigh thank ya sir.

[zzboy82]

@MitchDWit its called "food and pussy" by Dan Reeder

[faraoseth]

@MitchDWit Dan Reeder- Food And Pussy

[windelscout]

@MitchDWit

Dan Reeder

Foot And Pussy

[ThenextBatista]

@MitchDWit Really? Fucking Really? Wow, you're dumb. Take a guess and you'll be right.

[MitchDWit]

@ThenextBatista hmmm. is it called flight of the bumblebees?

[miracoulus]

@MitchDWit The SONG is Dan Reeder - Food and Pussy

[warbossworm]

God, he IS an asshole

[phatblunt36]

dr. phil wong

[FAKENGAYY]

i fucken loved this

[binkiie4dictator]

awesome, where can i get the sound track from? i want it as a ring tone for my phone

[rhidiandavies1991]

Soooooooo boooooaaaaring

[666friends]

@rhidiandavies1991 all I can reply to that comment is: ASSHOLE.

[AbsoluteZEROTV]

@rhidiandavies1991 You're too young to understand the things that mommy and daddy laugh at. Go play with legos and watch spongebob, small child.

[Serenitysnowflake]

ohhhh thats disgusting

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

i was bored an typed in asshole and got this

[Sku11Hax]

@ilovetohavelonglogin

YOU GOT NOTHING

fucking thumbs up lover

how about a thumbs down

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

@Sku11Hax how bout u go fuck urself u hairy set of cunt flaps.

[Sku11Hax]

@ilovetohavelonglogin err.. that was a good insult i.. guess?

Look you arent gonna get any thumbs up now go wank off to gay porn will you

[Tekavolver712]

bad audio

[MyJoey90]

criple is a Asshole ? hahahahahahah ..hope u end up with a feminist hHhahaha

[diremikecol]

asshole AssHole ASSHOLE aSS HoLe eVERYWERE



[scizhouse]

My god the unbelievable thing here is that it took the doctor 5 mins and a half to call this guy a asshole.

[mauyfer07]

hahaha i laughed so much! if the lips of my ass is my mouth the skin hurts! hahahahaaaaa

[MrTater122]

Asshole.Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole. Asshole. Asshole.Asshole.Asshole Asshole.Asshole.Asshole.Asshol­e.Asshole Asshole

food and pussy

[1Nekit1]

what an asshole!

[lil3nicky3]

I have to get the ending song.

[Profy00]

@lil3nicky3 it's by dan reeder watch?v=qCgIMqnH2MA

[Spirrelill]

@lil3nicky3 It's Dan reeder.

[Matie122]

The ending song is just too awesome :P I can repeat this film just for it ... well the film is fantastic too just to mention :)

[SadieandArianna]

thumbs up if you randomly typed in asshole

[GHhog]

What is that song? I want food and pussy lol

[fr3dster2424]

what do u want? i want food and pussy

[TheSaoul]

Wow, Vincent is a douchebag.

[anthonykorkis]

LMFAOO THIS IS GAY

[spinemelter2000]

I don't get it. Was this supposed to be funny? If so, what was funny about it?

[Jocuro2]

@spinemelter2000 The "peanut butter out of a shag rug" rug part was supposed to be funny. As was the "I'm an astronaut" part. And all of his other over-the-top sarcastic remarks. And at the end of it, he walked away with the prescription free and clear. That's what's funny about it.

You just need a more lax idea of comidy. It makes life a lot more fun.

[BunWackettBuzzard]

This was great! The whole dialog was so funny.

[fuckheadfilms]

im having an orgasm right now

[hiawathabanias]

what d fuck!

[zymouru]

lol im bored!

[jonahmelancon]

Hell yes!! Best vid I've seen on futureshorts!!!

[ted516]

that was freaking hilarious

[draneMerreiP]

what's the name of the song? F-ing brillant

[razizer]

@draneMerreiP if you are talking about the song at the end it is called Food & Pussy by Dan Reeder

[killerE92]

@draneMerreiP food and pussy

[Hunkerbunker346]

lmfao the friggin song at the end

[relicright]

great song at the end, lol.

[jennywcarcrash]

This was perfect! :D haha

[Tyton]

I so totally wanna smoke a bowl with this guy.

[luckyrabbitfoot101]

I have the asshole of a 79 year old gay man.

[rat5dragon]

Do they do anal transplants? If there was a 14 year old that died in a car accident... could I have his anus?

Holy fuck. Keep these coming. This video rules.

[PronayEast]

I think the three most important places to really attack in the shower are the asshole, behind the ears & the belly button. I hadn't REALLY gone at my belly button until I was 20 or so, and the first time I did the inside of it was almost reptilian.

[rockethearse]

Good except the terrible acting from the doctor character......

[hanchiman]

Vincent might be an asshole, but the stuff he says is a bit spot on somehow! Shit I nearly shit myself from laughing at this....

[mrlarry1975]

Lol

[sweetfights]

Brilliant

[zZKaZuRaZz]

I am aware of the Dr frustration, but damn, I still cant help bursting out in tears laughing..... I have to acknowledge that asshole do have their uses as well, with a price.