Because some things are and some things are not! Because things that are not can't be! Because then nothing wouldn't be! You can't having fucking nothing isn't! Everything is!
What's so great is that he always has tiny little pieces of his routine that, to me, stand out and are hilarious, but to the audience are just words that he passes by, almost as if he's just improvising on a joke that the crowd has already moved past. Cock.
@Polack21 quit being a piece of shit and go buy the dvd fuckhead, otherwise sit down, watch 30 minutes of free comedy gold and have yourself a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up
Louis CK is a genius! He is my favouRite comedian alongside GeoRge CaRlin. And I can't wait foR his daughteRs to get old enough and see theiR daddy's woRk. I hope they will love theiR dad as much as I am now.
Why does the 3rd video have more views than the second?
DannyWrestlesBears 4 days ago
who cares if the audio is matched with a guy standing on a stage talking lol
Filiolus 2 weeks ago
why not? ha
Kneleist 3 weeks ago
Because some things are and some things are not! Because things that are not can't be! Because then nothing wouldn't be! You can't having fucking nothing isn't! Everything is!
TehBird 3 weeks ago
Why..
Isayksa 1 month ago
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HSkeleton 1 month ago
cant even tell the audio is off a tad
IIWATCHUWHENUSLEEP 1 month ago
fuck u eat ur french fries u little shit
Harb231 4 months ago
Audio is perfectly aligned for me. Even if it was off, I would want to kiss you, still.
ChristianCMcKay 5 months ago
Maybe I'm just a fucking magician, but the audio on this video is TOTALLY FINE. Quit being such princesses.
LovexTokioxHotelxMCR 5 months ago 4
Suck a bag of dicks! :D Thanks for uploading this, it's awesome! I don't care about the audio, it's very good :)
bemdav 6 months ago 3
Thank you very much for the videos Marrion. Oh and eat a bag of shit cunt face~
requshei 6 months ago
hey whats up with the audio?
motivationalvideo0 6 months ago
"Audio is off by half a second so go fuck yourself"
"...why?"
BushuetRossii 6 months ago 4
why? because things that are not can't be.LMAO
Sveners50 7 months ago
God that last bit was just fucking hilarious
amazingwave 7 months ago
UGH people are gay... DAMN IT!
jhiller21 7 months ago 3
Did anyone else fully understand what he said after 8:40? Lol
BlueSharkBoy434 7 months ago
What's so great is that he always has tiny little pieces of his routine that, to me, stand out and are hilarious, but to the audience are just words that he passes by, almost as if he's just improvising on a joke that the crowd has already moved past. Cock.
purplehaze0120 7 months ago
after ten years you will see the hottest girl on earth , and that girl is Louis CK's daughter shes soo fucking hot
ze000ez 7 months ago
@ze000ez perv
harneetsidana 5 months ago
"Because then nothing wouldn't be! you can't have nothing isn't!! or everything is!"
hahaha best part
mercaditorevan 8 months ago
why can't i just hang out with this guy?
lifesnotaparagraph 9 months ago
Why?
schmeltingaccident 9 months ago
"I hate you, youre ugly".............holy shit I laughed so fucking hard at that
IGNsucks 9 months ago
hilarious..
I damn liked it
best part "coz there must be things that are not.."
MrAlodah 9 months ago
this is legendary comedy. fuckin top of the range stuff.
StevieWondersWhy24 10 months ago
who was imagining the 2nd floor of a house of chocolate caving in while getting blown?
dylasauruswrecks 10 months ago
@dylasauruswrecks nobody
ILOVEHASSELHOFF 10 months ago
@ILOVEHASSELHOFF thanks so much for your input? tell hasselhoff i said whats up
dylasauruswrecks 10 months ago
why
iRey360 10 months ago
the audio actually syncs up well i barely notice.. preciate the upload
gorillastrongbarbell 11 months ago
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fix the audio cuntbag
Polack21 1 year ago
@Polack21 fix your humor, you waste of sperm.
MarrionCalvado 1 year ago 153
@MarrionCalvado Ha! Waste of sperm. I'm totally gonna start calling people that.
chachi9198 5 months ago
@MarrionCalvado The eggs are more valuable.
aradioactivedonut 4 months ago
@Polack21 quit being a piece of shit and go buy the dvd fuckhead, otherwise sit down, watch 30 minutes of free comedy gold and have yourself a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up
synyst3rrev 9 months ago 4
@synyst3rrev lol go crawl back up your mothers niggery cunt and cook a little longer
Polack21 8 months ago
@Polack21 Go get a hearing aid ya fuckin DICK
TittyTittyBangBangXX 4 months ago
Lol, I almost died at the end :(
Resequenced 1 year ago
no problem with the audio, thanks for uploading
JustinYummy 1 year ago 87
he is one of the most talented comedians i've ever listened to. incredible stuff.
crocodilewerewolf 1 year ago
lmao @ giant ants with top hats dancing around
yiassoufile 1 year ago 2
Louis CK is a genius! He is my favouRite comedian alongside GeoRge CaRlin. And I can't wait foR his daughteRs to get old enough and see theiR daddy's woRk. I hope they will love theiR dad as much as I am now.
medok1515 1 year ago
@medok1515 Fix your fucking keyboard
hotdogsamurai 1 year ago
@medok1515 Why are all of your r's capital?
KrfNYC2 1 year ago
@medok1515 If you don't fix your keyboard I'm going to find out where you live and cum on your forehead while you sleep.
srydudezmybad 1 year ago 8
Because things that are NOT can't BE!
JohnBosson 1 year ago
i love this guy. one of my favorite comedians.
condiersea 1 year ago 2
...why ? Ah fuck you, eat your french fries you little shit, god damn it.
Hahaaaaaaaaa this is great :)))
premier000 1 year ago
Louis CK is one of the greatest live.....fuckin 2-year-olds
Banjogoose 1 year ago