I Kissed a Lobster Katy Perry Parody

[Marsden12001]

She was quoted as saying that lobsters are her favorite animal.... Really? Out of all of the animals in the universe, you choose a lobster? Is that even considered an animal? More like a crustation. God she is so weird looking!

[sashinator69]

out of all things...why a lobster? O.o

[LGD58]

Why do people get millions of veiws for singing like shit ...

[1000011001000]

*clicks video* The Nightmare Begins....

[tha1ne]

@tlcasper11904 I'd date her. this girl is freaking adorable!

[177Twilight]

Do you guys know all your hate comments are cyber bullying? It's illegal.

[tlcasper11904]

I bet you don't fucking have a boyfriend

[177Twilight]

@tlcasper11904 She doesn't need one to be happy. She is wonderful , by herself (:

[annabeladenney]

I BET THATS THE ONLY ACTION U GET

[originals6578]

Animal abuse u gay cunt

[RandomReflections]

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[cbdjsbd1616sbd]

Poor lobster..

[missteddy20x]

wait...y does she sing ''i hope ma bf dont mind it'' she doesnt even hav one man....shes toooo weird

[hummeriable]

I think this girl is cute! I she taken?



[scottydosentknow3819]

this is the dumbest bitch ive ever seen in my life what are failure at life even that lobster would kill itself if it had tokiss that thing

[SweenstarProductions]

what boyfriend? .......



[hppuffle]

its not even the right tune

[kobver1985]

buehehehehehehe wtf ?

[cassieleee5]

WAAAIT. what..

[barriz09]

Hey go check out my video please and thnx if u do so

[metalMAN970]

YOU FUCKING SUCK

[xJessWasHere]

Aww this is soo adorable ;D

[ourcarsshallcollide]

what did i just watch

[lovinallstar]

This chick suxs lobster balls!  8===D

[28021916]

FIX YOUR TEETH !

[SammiMarie95]

thats the only thing you'll ever kiss.

[BeccaBay007]

the lobster is cute :)

[shamonsproductions]

Even the lobster is freaked outl

[ilovemusic213]

so...is it human?

[DavidRobertsonFan32]

Are you like seriously in love with this lobster..because I'm starting to believe you are..Creepy.

[tomhoho123]

fuck another mutation.

[sugaranspice12]

keep doing what you love <3

[hainzy92]

you will never have a boyfriend...

[hannahwoo24]

/:* i showed my mum this , her response , so funny

[LAWRklmENCE]

MOTHERFUCKER!

[Lauren8961]

I love it haha keep doing what you love

[Ohsocute1516]

HA HA HA HA this video was so funny. Why? Because she said she had a bf

[carmenandmanila]

Temo is wayy off

[Brelalalove]

You know what while she is worrying wether or not you guys are liking her videos or creating nice comments for her to come home one day from school and look at her comments she's going to be so heart broken. And to think that her mom or dad might look at these comments one day and be heart broken too:( so don't judge a person till you get to meet them. And keep your hateful comments to your self!!! Keep singing I love your voice -3

[HollywoodChipmunks]

@Brelalalove Ok lets be serious, you don't love her voice.

[Marrissa9999]

what the heck?

[imamonsta11]

you should get friends :) or help

[burberry123100]

Awks. Its a fucking walrus .

[fran5569]

@SuperNickman11 that is fucking harsh!

[fran5569]

@devonpaige11 75% of people dont commit suicide!

[733lottie]

im not sure how to respond to this. im between running away and living with the nuns, or just crawling into a dark corner and crying.

[turtles0899]

im scared 0.0

[ookayrbearoo]

like she has a boy friend

[StiffyHardOn1]

fucking retarted dum bich fix ur whale teeth

[prettygirlswaggsocer]

your abusing it. lol jk keep going your good :) :/

[godsgirl9713]

Poor lobster

[balstits]

black people are beautiful

[balstits]

my ears just came. there is semen EVERYWHERE!

[Jacobsboy69]

U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Clarkster195]

what the hell...:L

[KBastiOL]

zoidberg loves to put his head into garbage...

[chatterpossum]

What boyfriend?

[xFLoWShiZzle]

O you don't have your classes on so you don't know where the cam is ;)

[xFLoWShiZzle]

Where do you looking at? Wtf?!

[mariahthebest99]

Poor lobster

[Ty6260]

What boyfriend?

[kinlaylay]

People laugh at her, people defend her. You shouldn't give a fuck what people think. You can't make people stop being mean just like you can't stop this girl from posting vids. Life's a bitch anyways, so defending one person out of the whole world shouldn't make you feel special. Especially if it's on fucking YouTube.

[BaiBai134]

girl you need to stop. ewhh..

[theeebest]

@BaiBai134 You're not any better, I've seen your videos... ewhh..

[sophiaandmeganrock]

Lol I kissed a lobster

[GothicRocker8411]

keep it up!!!¡!!!(:

[jordanvilshansky]

Fuck u all

[killakon9]

she has a boyfriend :L

[Kaateeiscool]

I dont know why people like this are on youtube they'll get SO much abuse :/

[BrettGoose]

No wonder she's kissing lobsters...

[ellaconranz]

im almost 100% sure your boyfriend wont mind.

[DCintroductions]

This is'ent even funny btw its just really embarrassing

[MsLemonLove]

Ich feel really sick....stop making a fool of you!

[FingerWatchTom]

sexii ;)

[TheQueenrabbit11]

fyi she neva mde da song she jus changed ih 2 lobster yea wow so much of a song writer

[TheQueenrabbit11]

u probubly liked the kiss but im preety sure that both ma ears neva seriously!

[popularkayla6852]

AT LEAST SHE CAN MAKE UP A SONG!!!!!! love ya nicole :D <3

[vaughanmooretrolls]

@popularkayla6852 anyone can make a song you fucking retard

[popularkayla6852]

@vaughanmooretrolls your a jerk to pretty much everyone huh and id care what ya say i like her videos so dont go hating on people

[Gymnastar2016]

Give her a break

[RegishaV3]

@Gymnastar2016 A very LONG break.

[cj4523]

I think you need to concentrate more while ur singing, a few times there you looked really unfocused, maybe if u went to a tutor they could teach you some vocal methods, but good work keep trying :)

[emiliazanchetta]

YOU STILL SUCK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. seriously stop.

[ginia3352]

@emiliazanchetta Leave her alone!!! Why get into someones buisness!!!

[vaughanmooretrolls]

@ginia3352 go kill yourself

[ginia3352]

@vaughanmooretrolls Well, I don't believe in killing myself. I don't believe in bringing others down either. :) I am a consuler and don't like seeing good people hurt. If you have a probelm with my encoragement, find someone else to troll. God bless!

[LowDefenition]

Oh my God, you know you need singing lessons? Thumbs up?

[ginia3352]

@LowDefenition You know, you need to leave her alone?

[whatadoe]

I'm her boyfriend, and I do mind it.

[baiLz098]

Most action she's ever got!

[LittleWhiteSockz]

No.

[shuffledude100]

Poor Lobster

[oxVocaloidxo]

WOW THAT WAS AWESOME!!! ...not -.-

[jjkitty1027]

I FEEL SOOOOO BAD FOR THAT LOBSTER

[hellokittylover3055]

u sing badddd stop making videos u suck

[macy111000]

WHAT BOYFRIEND???

[cgmosier030]

So, not sure if you've watched this video yet, Nichole, but I wanted to second these girls' song request-- it's one of my favorites.

[harrisonravens]

stop torturing that lobster

[ProfessorBigCat]

Blowjob lips

[iluvyousavanna123]

Wow. I luv how you wanted to make your parody. Good job:)!!!!

[AlanSernaTV]

Epic end.

[DhairmanCrek]

LOL to you guys saying she's gonna make it in the world someday... Is She Fuck, Let's Be Serious. stop giving false encouragement.

[AdorableSins]

@DhairmanCrek She is..<3

[living4selgomez]

poor Lobster

[tristinthechamp]

sounds like death to me jk

[MDshaddy]

This is hard to Fap to.

[albertspringstreeet]

flag for inappropriate

[15laurenleigh]

GOD I LOVE YOU!!

[culp18]

All I have to say is that at least she's making something with her life... She's probably gonna make it in this world someday... Just watch!!! And AT LEAST SHE'S GOT THE GUTS TO EMBARASS HERSELF

[Vic2Tori]

Really don't quite your day job!!! Why a lobster that is just the stupidest thing anyone could think of!!!!

[MrSnowfish3]

That lobster should get arrested for bestiality.

[Gamuhboy244]

I threw up at 0:01

[TheUna123]

Yoooo yal sooooooon mean for no damn reason all y'all do is comment bad thing IT SEEMS SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK CAUSE KEEPS MAKING VIDEOS SO HOPP OFF HER DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Keep doin wat u do u probably have fun :)

[belieber663]

Poor lobster I feel bad that she has to kiss you... Lez

[12leorocks]

i bet u don't have bf



[12leorocks]

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwww



[xXOnTheScene01Xx]

If someone did kiss a lobster, wouldn't it hurt? Because they have claws...but then again, so do crabs and scorpions...and I am too random...and I think I spelled "scorpions" wrong...no wait i didn't. Did I????

[twilightsinger916]

Hey haters, SHE HAS FREAKING AUTISM!!! If you know abosolutely nothing about a person, don't judge them. For crying out loud, all of you are are probably ugly as crap and extremely untalented. You're just jealous that she is famous and is actually DOING something with her life. Don't tear such a sweet girl down for no reason. Mmhmm. That's right bitch. :P

[twilightsinger916]

everybody shut the freak up because i bet none of you people have half the guts she dose to go out and do this. so this is to all the haters out there hating on probably the nice person. get to know the person before you start accusing people.

[astuparyk]

u suck

[a9z3b]

@culp18-Sometimes encouragement is not the way to go, when you suck you suck. People need to quit lying to that girl.

[DhairmanCrek]

in reply to @culp18, none of us are thick enough to go and make videos like she does, and embarass ourselves in front of millions of people. Just something to think about.

[originals6578]

Animal cruelty

[martinastar1]

Poor lobster...

[17Aschuler]

id rather listen to Justin beiber than this girl

[ZebraGloss]

Keeep doing what you are doing hun,. The HATERS only HATE because they have nothing else to do in there life, and there life sucks so they take it out on other people. and dont listen to them , the are obv. being mean. So just keeep your head up and know you are goood.(:

[mscrazgirl]

you r terrible! stop singing bfore u make someone deaf

[1angievillarreal]

You are a beautiful

[rachelcc98]

im on that weird part of youtube again

[ClaudiaaCarter]

some of these comments are horrendous, if you have nothing nice to say...

[whatadoe]

@ClaudiaaCarter

then just talk shit?

[j0russs]

your hot can you give me a blowjob

please?

[tanyarox111]

Yay right i dont think your boyfriend will mind it. you probaly dont even have one with that face ahahahahha

[DisturbeD802]

no , but srsly im eating.

[patmo2785]

Will you go on American idol with me?

[ButtLoadOfPicklz]

is this considered bestiality? O.o

[MsAcid666]

haha cute ! dont listen to the haters hunn. theyre hatin because theyre miserable!

your a beautiful young lady,im glad what your doing.

[J3ZZB3CK]

Wait a second did she say 'my boyfriend' how the fuck has she got a boy friend! She really shouldn't take advantage of deaf and blind boys!

[roguexvampire]

Trolls will keep trollin, if you guy's do not like troll's GTFO youtube then.

[hanpearson01]

She keeps kissing that lobster, eee fetish?

[glitzygal12]

what boyfriend,seriously xx

[dogs3295]

That's disgusting.

[PrincessLilGurl]

@Thomasofat LOL!

[Thomasofat]

God! Fucking boner material! I'd fuck you soooo hard

[Sizzle167]

@Thomasofat xD

[jesusmaphacked]

her teeth are so yellow and nasty.

[1204ladynana]

you sing good in this video

[1997girlylovesginger]

iLike Lobsters Too!

[kaypuppylove18]

dont be rude to people with autism, thats really horrible. WAY TO GO NICHOLE

[18Bocchan75]

You don't have to kiss the toy every time you say kiss. Goodness. And also,some of the words don't flow with the music. Maybe because you kiss the stupid toy.

[P0ProstuJa]

jestes tak zajebista ze az chujowa

[confectioninfection]

"i like TIT, too!"

[wogpole]

Fuck you assholes

[smoshfan313]

MY EAERS ARE BLEEDING!!!

[wwenaz2011]

Nichole is awesome stop being rude to her:

[lovespace6]

LOL! The lobster got quite a woman ;D

[bobsbluebox]

She is one of the biggest trolls of the internet.

[opey303]

ya got that right

[MultiSophster]

why is so many people so mean to Nichole i think she is amazing at singing so all you haters shushh and leave her alone

[nintndogameplayer56]

@MultiSophster did u just say she is amazing at singing, u must be on that cheap shit. she cant sing no better than a retarded dog with a pipe up its ass so just stop

[BeICONicify]

Lol my vagina! This not funny it's great keep up the great work nick ur haters are your motivators and if u become a partner its the haters faults cuz u get some moolah. Aqua out..

[JamieOliviaKatie]

I luv tht crab out of the little mermaid (sebastion) hhow could u kiss him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hes mine! :(

[aaronmlyons]

I'm her boyfriend, and I do mind.

[soaked23]

@aaronmlyons I'm so sorry for you

[KatieSoWhatLol6666]

@aaronmlyons Lol I Love Her Vidoes!!!! She Beautiful And Talented :)

[thewaterman122]

That lobster has more shit luck then the ones they keep at a seafood restaurant

[calawayful]

Period.

cock block.

cock block.

cock block.

cock block.

[Eddychapa123]

The lobster nooo fuck fuck fuck !!!!!!!

[MsMissfaith]

If you kissed a lobster im pretty sure it would like it.



[IxWAKExUPxHIGH]

...what boyfriend?

[Shanaynayhaspazaz]

all of you are so mean and nichole is just having fun with her life. I bet most of you dont have the guts to go on youtube and sing. nichole is probably a very nice person unlike most of you! dont let other people bring you down nichole keep singing!!

[MissAJoyyy]

@Shanaynayhaspazaz You're so right. I completely agree!!

[missybeans1]

WTF SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMiaSim]

Nicole you look very pretty in this video dress like this in every video because you look like shit in other ones.... sorry

[caitzlane]

SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU CANT SING AND THIS IS PATHETIC... PS LEARN THE WORDS AND GET YOUR TEETH SORTED OUT.. YOU SHIT TBH, SORRY IF IM BEING HARSH IM JUST SAYING THE TRUTH...!!!

[KatieScraper]

@caitzlane You write that much for someone you hate xD?

[psaldana823]

Nicoleyou cant sing, but if you want haters to stop hating, you should get contacts, plastic surgery on ur teeth and STOP singing!! Well at least go to singing lessons and maybe people will stop hating!!

[GeoSlash99]

KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[MultiRosie222]

looks like megan winter

[luvbieberforever3]

Lol :)

[xWalmartFairies]

i think its pretty sad how many people hate her. but, why do they hate her? because she doesnt what she wants & people think she cant because shes not pretty enough. haters are insecure. nichole is probably a big role model for many unattractive young ladies. sing your heart out, nichole.<3

[elizabeth199311]

Hahaha