Hammer Time! Sketchies Entry #2

[Nekomesha]

Great introductions.

[Keromor]

what a piece of shite

[mynameisstupid27]

i just noticed that, tyler has the joker mouth makeup before the joker, they should give you money for that.

[horseheadbusinessman]

It's funny but that's actually true. We were robbed!

[Erik113091]

Ummmmm.... That's a wrench. . . (I said that out loud... lol)

[mikeyb198908]

not funny, your gay dont quit ur day job and get on a weight plan

[MassiveBallsOfDoom]

I love this video so much.

[moswah72]

I laugh everytime. Awesome!

[Gr1mR3ap3Rinc]

Your Gay....

[horseheadbusinessman]

hehe

[Glanecia]

WTF

[cephyric]

sweet job mate. i really had some good laughs here. how long did this project take you? and are you guys gonna make more crazy funny stuff like this one? i subbed :P

[edgela]

Somehow, this is soooo much funnier this time around. Sorry BAND TOUR didn't get you guys in the top 10.

[VeniceKnipe]

haha, I love the horse head. Good idea to feature previous vids.

[horseheadbusinessman]

Big WAVE DAVE!

[ragdollpics]

its the summers entry d00d

[BlakeLewisVideos]

i dont understand, theirs no roadtrip or instruments in this?

[Chamelienne]

No, this is one that somehow made it in last year's contest.

[horseheadbusinessman]

Dummy.

[baloneyshoe]

i know!

it would have been good but nope!

watch my video

[BlackSoulProductions]

awesome!!

[dasalsakid]

trouuuuupe

[random4everlolz]

haha poor dude.

[Grygazol]

Poor guy is going to be there forever.

[AsianGlow]

lol

[StonewallVH5150]

awsome

[hereistand57]

HAHAHAHAHHA

I love it =)

[inhumancreation]

Yeah I liked your other videos, I'd just stay away from imitations and other voices...or just those ones. But yeah keep making them.

[GabbyKeeper]

I have seen funnier abortions performed by nuns

[horseheadbusinessman]

haha nuns... you crack me up.

[16barsaday]

you did a clip show? you got to the 2nd round and you did a clip show?!!

[horseheadbusinessman]

We're weird like that.

[quanlee12]

I like the way you boys roll. Very funny, very original. I was surprised not to see you in the Finals. And it is indeed hard to do Vaudvilles.

[horseheadbusinessman]

Haha, I actually liked Anonamous's comment. I don't know why, but I laughed, hard. Roosters...ALL OF EM!

[mynameisstupid27]

stop being such a Rooster!

[shaniquatheguineapig]

I really liked your video! I moved it to the top so.... yeah.

[LooseNutsComedy]

Watch our videos at LooseNutsComedy.

we're no smosh but we're aiight.

[djsleeperhit]

search: sleeperhit and watch THE DISC

[tek306]

ok?

[iamsoupcombust]

You got ROBBED. They came into your house, bashed your video over the head with a lead pipe, and stole the Sketchies win from your jewelry box. A bunch of felons, that's what they are.

[DonCheeseStudios]

I'd like to kidnap all of the people that have "Roostered" my videos, but guess what? Apparently the "law" says I can't do that! Can you believe it? The "judge" said that if I try that again, it's going to be a much longer "prison sentence." Sheesh! Oops, gotta go. My cellmate is waking up and it's my turn to cook breakfast...

[Emmy4Kensi]

You got ROBBED!!!!!!

[murat34sahin]

yaramı ye ajdar

[tomrw91]

That was so shit......

How was that funny, the nob in the stupid wig and wheelchair was just annoying.

Dont quit your day job

[Emmy4Kensi]

hummimg...just humming

[horseheadbusinessman]

thankew.

[JamesRooster]

I love these guys. They are the best. This is really James Rooster and not them using my account...

[PDA4LIFE]

as long as they will let me vote, i will

[beakdip]

very clever. i hope more folks take the time to really examine what you crafted here. Many levels of sketch crashing on the same beach simultaneously.

[flyingace94]

yeh,i have a comment,uh,what?

[Emmy4Kensi]

Yes, you are--purp

[InanimateCrbnRod]

Yeah, the fat guy was right. My Identical twin and I do sketch comedy and you guys suck. you're comedy is almost as bad as will ferrel's. (now watch me get a shitload of comments from people who go: "But I like will ferrel!" those are the same type of people who think family guy is hilarious "But I like family guy!")although you were right, that ketchup sketch sucked too.

[Emmy4Kensi]

How insulting to compare these guys to Will Farrel--they are WAY funnier. OOOH they might be SO much better if they were a twin act!

[Emmy4Kensi]

PS I thought Mr.Rooster was incredibly buff. You wouldn't know a fat guy if he sat on your twin.

[horseheadbusinessman]

Spiderman was funnier without your commentary.

[PDA4LIFE]

You're stupid. Its the comments from people like you that make this video EVEN funnier. "Mr. Rooster"  symbolizes dumbies like you...oh well, we all can't be a Super Genious.

PDA4LIFE

[ChaProductions]

i'm Boner Stevens

[cseab]

WTF?!?!

[Emmy4Kensi]

YOUR DISDAIN DOES NOT PLEASE ME...

[cseab]

i never said it was bad or anything.

[Emmy4Kensi]

I just like the quote...

[cseab]

oh ok

[DSBSPOOK]

bullshit

[tombrady1934]

Well I'm "at work" and have been completely ignoring this stack of bank statements and have voted for Hammer Time like over 200 fuckin times. It really is a good one. All you guys shine.

[Emmy4Kensi]

VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lawlerking5]

TROUUUUUP

[MysterEy1]

That has quite a bit of merit and is different for the rest. It is strange. It should be in a league all it own.

Sorry to say you're not going to win, the way the world is today.

But I demands that you get a Mr.E honourable mention! Alright, I give you that award!!

[tuffllee100]

lol,this was awsome,i am still supporting u guys 100%,the part of the waffle was funny,voting 4 you guys!

[immpistoff]

a litle gay but funy

[Jeffmartincomedy]

It's Hammertime fags :)

[kayrenee07]

how weird..funny and crazy but weird..

[Bressal]

You guys couldn't funny your way out of a paper bag. Thanks for providing me with something to crap on.

[Emmy4Kensi]

I believe you stole that line from Mr. Rooster. Get original already.  This is a great comedy "TROWP" Have a swell day....

[Bressal]

Actually, i was kinda dissing them and supporting them at the same time, you know, using a quote from a movie? Duh.

[Emmy4Kensi]

ooops my bad

[Colintabulous]

nothing about that was funny.....

[ChapelCL]

People are pissing me off! This is hilarious...

[breandanwalsh]

Hmmm Chapel...Your name sounds familiar :) I MUST agree with you!! I'm just upset that this sketch will be the end of the road for horsehead unless the voters get THEIR head out of a paper bag and vote RIGHT. EH?!!!

[ChapelCL]

ha! bree, i'm liking your dedication to horsehead...it makes me smile:)

[zerolohland]

you guys coulddnt sadojsdoijsdaoicosdijc bla bla bla

-hero

[PDA4LIFE]

Fuck yeah, I guess only half-retarded monkey's don't get it. It seems this type of comedy is well above the rest of the competition, anyone can smash thier face in a cake and parody dating info-mercials, but to make the sketch interactive with the rest of the world is genious. Prue, plain and simple, Bro-sama bin Laden! In case you didn't know. Now you do. But you probobly voted for the next one...didn't you.

PDA4LIFE!

[mynameisstupid27]

thank you for being awesome, but seriously everyone "should" get it, but it seems that the haters just "don't understand sketch comedy". YOU is stupid and will be called a "Rooster" from now on.

[Emmy4Kensi]

Dear YOU,

YOU just don't get it. It's a video poking fun at people like YOU who are overly critical of other's art. I doubt YOU wasted those 3 minutes of your life--doesn't sound like YOU have much of one anyway...

Funny, all the SMART people got it!

[mynameisstupid27]

what are you talking about? this video is hilarious, they are making a point that people like you (Rooster) should stop leaving video comments like "this video sucks ass", because it gets really annoying.

[SarahRooster]

Sorry Simon.

[c0ch3s3]

wtf? 9th place? seriously? well...i guess every single video up there IS better than this one. especially the merman video! that thing ROCKS MY SOCKS!

seriously though...this video needs to be up top.

[natariee]

uh...

[hujkasta]

POR FAVOR NÃO LEIA ISTO que você morrerá em sete dias se você não afixar este comentário em 10 videos na hora seguinte. se você, amanhã seja o melhor dia da sua vida

[natariee]

english?

or is this a stupid chain letter?

[ImYourLastResort]

my dog has no nose

[indianposion455]

Episode 59 - Indianapolis Museum of Art

[mohoramatta]

the still of this video doesn't represent it very well. I didn't even remember which one it was.

Uh People, this is for everyone, it's very important to pay attention to your center frame! it's the poster for your video.

..otherwise Good job!

[BillyRay905404]

"THIS IS NOT FUNNY"

[ButterfliesOnKittens]

Right on, funny a** video there. lol

[ChaProductions]

*sigh*

[SarahRooster]

*mourn*

[bekkaboo0411]

*yawn*

[horseheadbusinessman]

*burp*

[horseheadbusinessman]

LOOK, OUR FIRST CHAIN LETTER COMMENT!

[Emmy4Kensi]

I see this video as amazing because you made the audience PART of it by introducing Mr. Rooster in the comments section before the 2nd round even began! GENIUS! I have looked at all your work and find you to be original and versatile--no "one trick pony" here! Good Luck!

[ShylightProductions]

This video is Astronomicly Amazing.

5 stars and my Vote. I hope you beat lisa nova too

[kyttes]

:S that looks like reneto

[JacobKreilkamp]

Um... I really don't know what to think. where was the joke? The entire video was a parody of other sketches, but I saw it as a bit distasteful towards your competition. Very silly video, but not much there for me to laugh at.

[horseheadbusinessman]

I don't think the *entire* video was a parody of other videos. Unless we parodied this video in this video, which makes my head hurt. Explain.

[JacobKreilkamp]

I should have been clearer. I was talking about the segment where Rooster shows his video, not your entire sketch. Sry about that. I actually enjoyed your first round entry very much (I would have commented there but this dialoug is familiar to me , so I'll complement you here. Unless you would rather see my positive thoughts on the other page. Let me get out of the parenthesis before I keep talking.)

I really did like your first round entry alot. this one didn't click with me the way it did.

[horseheadbusinessman]

Well, vote for us to get into the top 5 and our next one will be more to your liking, seriously. And yeah, Rooster was meant to show the typical person who comes to people's pages and craps on everyone's video. If you notice, it spoofed us too. Everything from his comments, "you're gay" "retarded" was what we were seeing from people on youtube posting their "criticism".

[horseheadbusinessman]

While we certainly don't mind comments like yours, in fact, we welcome them, we thought it might be fun to kind of strike back at the Roosters of youtube. It was also a stab at the people who ran around constantly yelling plagiarism at everyone, being that Rooster's 'original' sketch was a rip of several sketches. Yes, there's a lot involved and is mainly meant for people following the competition.

[horseheadbusinessman]

But if you get all that, there's a better payoff.

[JacobKreilkamp]

Yeah, see, I came in at the end of round one, so my perspective is a little bit off. Now the humor seems a bit more grounded. Actually fully substantiated. I hope I spelled that right. Anyway, yes, you are in the top 5 (but the order I will not reveal. Bugger off.)

[horseheadbusinessman]

Thanks Jacob, like I said, we took a gamble, but the payoff is better if you get what's going on. We probably should have informed the audience a bit better, I'll say that, but at the same time, we admittedly aren't for everyone.

[JacobKreilkamp]

Well, I seem to have been the only guy who didn't get it, so I think you did hit your mark fairly well. I hope you get to round 2 so I can see what else you have for us.

[eljefe64]

give em hell fellas

[mynameisstupid27]

haha i laugh harder every time i see this video, its funny all the account closings with the people who bag on you...you are the greatest.

[shalom5330]

You guys did a great job of finding an actor who looks like the real James Rooster,

[horseheadbusinessman]

That is the real James Rooster.

[MrRazzio]

you're a moron, all the jokes made sense and this video is awesome

[Rodneybega]

That was stupid. I don't know how you made it to the second round. It wasn't funny. There were no jokes that even made sense.

[horseheadbusinessman]

Oddly, Mr.Bega has only seen one video in his Youtube career and created his account just to crap on us. WEIRD!

[Pheganx]

Because you suck that bad. First Video I see. I want to vomit. My friend had me go vote for his sketchies video and first thing I click on...yours. Holy shit that sucked.

[horseheadbusinessman]

Egan, you plan on posting something new everyday? I'm kind of looking forward to it by this point. You must be James Rooster's friend in real life or something...this has to be a hoax.

[horseheadbusinessman]

Nevermind, Pheganx's account has been closed...THE PLOT THICKENS!

[improvclown]

Once again, I believe this is the one to beat. Original sketch idea, especially since this is all about youtube! The only other one that deserves attention is the Mad-Lib answering machine. But you guys still beat that out. Even if you guys don't win, I am a converted subscriber.

[pizzaisamazing]

A video about the inside jokes of this contest?? Good luck. Nobody's going to get the jokes. Also, it feels like this JamesRooster/SarahRooster crap was all made up by you guys to get people on your side. Maybe I'm wrong, but this is not funny. But you may get to the next round, there's a lot of weak videos in this thing.

[horseheadbusinessman]

YOU'RE NEXT PIZZA...

I had a better answer but I found it too wordy.

[LarryKlNG]

Great Job!

This is better than your first entry and you obviously didn't submit some old video like most of the others.

[iamsoupcombust]

Best second round video, bar none.

[horseheadbusinessman]

Thank you, soup. If anyone is a fan, be sure to vote for us whenever you visit youtube...somehow we're rockin' the 10th place.

[PapaRoachFan87]

you guys rock!!!!! I hope yall win this contest

[plumpspork]

renetto

[horseheadbusinessman]

Hahah, It was very nice of Renetto to cameo in our video.

[plumpspork]

if you make it into the next round, Make sure he is the main character, jklol.

[Pheganx]

Wow...I didn't even realize this one was the same people I commented on last time. Either way..the first one was much better than this.

[SarahRooster]

Yeah, they should put more backyard wrestling into their videos.

[Pheganx]

...yeah, man...

[Pheganx]

That was horrid. Like the worst thing ever.

[SarahRooster]

I have to agree with you Egan. THATS MY BROTHER. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM

[breandanwalsh]

These voters don't appreciate your humor...I mean, I guess it is a bit...shall we say, different. I looove it though. Hilarious. I mean c'mon! Sock porn? Stuffing your face with cake? Yeah...hilarious. We'll get horseheadbusinessman to the top! Don't you worry! THE OTHERS ARE GOING DOWN LIKE A HOMESICK GOPHER.

[SarahRooster]

Whatever Breandanwalsh, you have no idea how painful it is to watch them torture my brother with their awful sketch comedy. By the way, the new Lisa Nova video is AWESOME!

[Emmy4Kensi]

Insanely clever! I don't know if you are agenius or just crazy---

LOVED IT!

[SarahRooster]

Emmy4Kensi, Kenny Rogers will never win an Emmy, give it up. Although, he was nominated for a golden globe for best original song in 1985's "Tough Guys" that he cowrote with Burt Bacharach.

[AtypicalChuck]

The level of detail and setup for this concept is staggering and deserving of my respect :D Way to take sketchies to the next level!

[horseheadbusinessman]

Thanks Chuck, taking it to the next level is all we know.

[SarahRooster]

There's no detail, there's no setup. These people have kidnapped my brother and are pretending that it's funny....in the words of the cripple guy in the video...IT IS NOT FUNNY

[AtypicalChuck]

If you don't want to get killed with a wrench, like Rooster Jr., I would recommend you not make these gentlemen unleash a new level of pain all over your candy ass :O

[lazypork]

alright I'll admit it! that was funny. I didn't have high expectations in the beginning but you made it work . The subject is great, new and totally original for this contest, and the comedy made sense. .... top of the list!

[horseheadbusinessman]

Thanks pork, glad you liked it.

[coastern06]

Fucking awesome guys!!!

[dasalsakid]

hilarious! very clever! top of the list!

[mynameisstupid27]

thank you for bringing that james rooster to justice because he his too fat to know what he is talking about. haha. my dispute against james has been resolved. HORSEHEADBUSINESSMAN!!!

[SarahRooster]

James has a glandular problem, how DARE you "Mynameisstupid", how DARE YOU.

[PDA4LIFE]

You guys rock. Fuck that rooster homo!!

[SarahRooster]

I'll have you know that James is not a homo, he had a girlfriend in the 6th grade for almost two months before they broke up because he wouldn't dance with her at the...YOU KNOW WHAT, I DONT HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING. LET MY BROTHER GO. I LOVE HIM AND HE OWES ME MONEY.

[ragdollpics]

NIce!!!! good luck guys