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  • When I was 7 years old, I fell out of a window, the window was closed, and yes it did fucking hurt.

  • It's funny because my best friend is named Olga LOL :P

  • When I was in second grade I fell down in the playground and i got a brick chip stuck in my eye, and I went around like that for a week, and then we went to the hospital to find out what was wrong, and I got to sit in a chair with my eye open for fifteen minutes while a doctor using a sewing needle to pick at the piece of brick to get it out. Andthatismymostpainfulexperien­cethaticanremeberasfarasphysic­alpaingoes. Ugh.

  • i got blood drawn. glory. it didnt hurt too much. but i have to do it again tomorrow.

  • Ugh! I was taking a shower and my humongous bottle of shampoo(full to the brim, of course) somehow fell on my head, then when I was getting back up from bending down to pick it up, I hit the back of my head really hard on the (ceramic)soap holder. Hurt so much); I had a bump and everything.

  • I was getting punched by a tall ass black dude during lunch today. UGH ;)

  • lmfao

    tyler: that ain't no snicker's in your massage bed bitch!

    me:OH MY GOD! HILARIOUS!! XD

  • I have the same black macbook!

  • Shaving. Ugh my sister was yelling at me and I got angry and accidentally took it out on my leg. Wouldn't stop bleeding even after I got out the shower.

  • UGH i work at forever 21, and i was walking around, putting away clothes and shit, and i walked into our "Scenic" room. we have some fake trees and shit in there. yeah, i definitely walked the fuck right into one. it clotheslined me across the forehead and i fell on my ass. AWESOME.

  • your mac book's just chillen on the ground;p

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =D

  • ugh...awesomeness!! love it tyler

  • awww your gay?? i was going to stalk you so you could become my boyfriend!

  • UGH ITS SO FUNNY(:

  • Could somebody PLEASE tell me what music this is? >_<

  • you're my favorite person ever!

  • Uh.. flu shot lmao.

  • Hahahaha this is my favorite video

  • i spit my water out multiple times during this video.

  • hahahahh why do they seem to ALWAYS be named ogla?

  • yeahhhhhhhh I had this same experience. except it was a leg massage. it was more painful than both of my tattoos lmao

  • "that aint no snicker bar in your massage bed, bitch." floral print ankle length dress? wow. I LOVE YOU TYLER!

  • While at school, I was the only person in the hallway and heading for the stairs... I slip on someone's paper, scream "UGH!!" and fall back... and my papers and binders go EVERYWHERE. fml.

  • Why I said "nbd", I will never know... vv

  • ughhh no, dude. the most painful experience...well, recently, was I had a small cold sore on my lip, nbd, right? WELL. This kid Leo (who acts and looks JUST LIKE YOU...it's creepy. Long lost twin?) was standing in front of me, lost his balance, and elbowed me RIGHT IN MY LIP.

    So, I had a busted lip over a cold sore. And, I like this guy and I was planning on pursuing my interest that week...

    NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DIDN'T.

    True story. LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. Mrow. (cat)

  • ughh, that sounds painfulllllll. i is sowwy

  • "Yap, yap, yap insert pressious moment here" AHAHHAHAH

  • "she just grinds and grinds and keeps on going." this is just too funny.

  • I hope you don't mind but I took a picture of you in this video into my sailon to get my haircut like yours. xD

  • I was trying to impress my friends by climbing a tree at a park last year and I thought it seemed like a good idea to swing upside-down from a branch resulting in me falling from the tree and getting a concussion. UGH. At least I got the attention I wanted (from some nice lookin doctors).

  • Ugh the most pain I was in was about 3 weeks ago when I fell down the stairs and by stairs I mean the 7 that lead up to my room. Pathetic I know! Anyway, I fell down the stairs landed on my tailbone, and then slammed my back into the stair above. Still in pain...

  • I got a deep tissue massage for my 20th birthday. This little Russian woman beat the shit out of me and put this icy hot oil all over my body. I have to say that some points it felt good but sometimes I just wanted to scream but I kept it in.

  • You don't stop Hitler in the middle of a speech, you don't stop Olga in the middle of her massage. xD

  • Olga huh??

  • @TheOuttkasts lol, i apologize, but i had to share it. its like when you see something, and you just have to comment on it.

    It was jus that, when he said getting a naked massage, i got a instant image in my head. thats nasty. In my perspective. Lol.

    But im not gonna say anything more before i end up saying to much, and say rude comments that wern't intended. lol bye.

  • Falling up stairs, all the way. UGH

  • @babybombermon If that offends you, why the fuck are you watching Tyler Oakley then? ...and then still finding the video funny? Being naked with a guy doesn't always result in gayness.

    I find people popping pimples fucking disgusting, which is why I do not watch videos in which people pop pimples or talk about popping pimples. It makes sense.

  • @Catchicken89 did you not read my comment. Question for you, why are you fucking replying to my comment that i apologized to, and when it wasnt ment to harm any one. Heidiot boi.

    And did you not hear him say his boyfriend and his anniversary, and they were both getting a massage by Helga ( lmao ) dumbass. lol

    I didnt kno he was going to be talking about the topic he is talking about now, Heidiot boi. I subscribed to him, so OBVIOUSLY im going to be watching his videos.

  • @Catchicken89 Pardon my language every one.

    you were cheesing me. lol

  • @babybombermon ...?

    My point was that since Tyler is a gay man, doing and talking about activities with other men in various states of undress was bound to come up eventually. It seems obvious that if you find this notion disgusting (even non-sexual nakedness, really?), you would not be subscribed to him.

    I mean, do you appreciate the musical genius that is Amanda Palmer then berate her for having strange eyebrows? Respect the Oakley.

  • @Catchicken89 i dont kno who amanda palmer is. lmao.

    " do you appreciate micheal jackson for his talent, ect. But then berate him for his voice and nose " ( Just felt like doing my own little saying, with the same meaning as yours... if u catch my drift )

    Tyler does not bother me, nor does his gayness. It was just that ONE LINE, ONE SENTENCE, that bothered me.

    i subscribe to who i want to, and i like his videos. I did not see that coming, and i made a small little comment saying that.

  • @Catchicken89 i jus read my comment over again. lol, I understand it was Outof topic. But I shared it to Youtube, without knowing what i was saying.

    And i apologized apon it. Riiight ?

    That should settle it. -.-. I am not homophobic or anythin. It jus gave me butterflies, considering i am a visual person and got a instant image in my head.

    It seems like the previous person who replied to me understood me where i was comin from.

    But i dont understand why you are still going on about this. -.-

  • Where did u get that black MacBook! Ahh

  • yeah that definitely sucks. i once got a massage like that...never going back again UGH!

  • OMG!! I LOVE UR VIDS!! UR SO FUNNY!!! :D

    I'm officially a fan =D

  • Tyler, I will give you the best massage of your life! Only pleasure no pain! Ugh! =P

  • HAHAHAAHAH.

  • Omg don't even get me started:) haha ugh this one time I was roller blading with my bestfriend ok? I didn't know where we were going so I fallowed her and guess what! We starting going like I swear 40 mph down a huge steep hill. Ha guess where I landed? Down at the bottem in a bush with a broken arm and brused shins.

  • Tyler, I love you!

  • I got a massage kinda like that once, but while it hurt like hell when I left my back felt soooooooooooo awesome.

  • HAHAHA

  • who else thought this video was going to be about something completely different before he mentioned the massage?

  • @misadventuresofmarie i totally had no idea what this was going to be about. definitely not what i thought it was though

  • UGH!!! That sounds 10000% terrible! I have never had a massage like that haha.

  • LMAO! Love you Tyler :)

  • my grandma's name was Olga!.............She's dead...............at family reunions we reminesce about what a flaming bitch she was. nuf said. We joke that she's doing a thousand push-ups a day "down there"! Maybe she's been re-born or un-dead. har

  • I skinned my knee today. :( It hurt, but now I have an awesome bandage and I feel like a superhero cause I didn't even cry. :D

  • lol

  • i fell down a flight of stairs in tights and a skirt, at a formal event. i ripped my tights, and flashed everyone. UGH.

  • DAMNIT i love you.

  • Of course her name was Olga.....

  • maybe she hates gay people xD lol

  • lmao!! hell naww. 

  • hahaha why do i love you so much!!!

  • I was carrying a bass drum on stage when it dropped and ripped my toenail off. THEY TOLD ME MUSIC WOULD BE A SAFE CHOICE.

  • i think stubbing your toe is the worst thing ever D: UGH.

  • why isn't there a love button!

    oh wait...there is.

    it's in my pants.

    ;D

    love you tyler

  • mk.. so when at first you said BEATING ME i thought you meant.

    uhm.

    yeah.

    hahahahahah.

    ah.

  • I was in line at Walmart, and this HUEG blubbercunt farts in front of me. It was the most painful, stench-ridden experience of my life. There were at least 5 people behind me gagging and I wanted to just die.

    I did the next best thing. I sniped her picture and uploaded it to facebook for all to see. Take that, fartburgler, or so I cackled.

  • UGH! My friend, Keaton, was shooting those hornets (the paper ball with the rubber band...) at me. Except, this one had tape around it, and a staple in it, to make it hurt even worse? Ha, so he shot the hornet in my 4th hour math class. Guess where it hit me? Right in the boob! It left a red mark for 3 days! D:

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  • LMAO! Been there!

  • KIDNEY STONE UGH. I would rather have a child than have another one of those sons a bitches.

  • {UGH} Last week I slipped and fell down the stairs to my basement. That shit was painful. Especially since there's this old timey, over-sized, metal milk jug that my knee hit (and almost popped out because of) and my head hit a wall. I was limping like a loser for days. I want to destroy my stairs and just make an elevator.

  • I was playing 'chicken' in a pool. We were edging closer to the end of the pool, and I didn't wanna lose so I kept going, then I fell and cracked my head open.

    UGHHHH. D:

  • "I mean you don't stop Hitler while he's in the middle of a speech; you don't stop Olga while she's in the middle of a massage." SO GREAT :)

  • [UGH] so i have a completely unrelated question. What happened to the intro that you used to have on your older videos? just wonderinggg

  • UGH i was in class walking to my seat and this jerk was getting out of his seat and instead of moving his chair back, he pushed the table forward ..right into my thigh, i have a bruise the shape of the upper and lower part of the edge of the table

  • When I slipped on the freshly mopped floor at work, but couldn't see it because I had a huge pile of plates in my arms. Only to drop them and break them all... My butt was bruised after that. V. Painful.

  • The most painful thing was when I got hit by a car UGH

  • UGH my most recent painful event was technically brought upon by my ultimate stupidity. we had a small party last saturday and some people stayed over. at about 2 in the morning i decide what a great time to do laundry so i try to quietly sneak downstairs but wait for it...i miss a step and fall/roll down the stairs and while im writhing in pain on the floor i practically wake everyone up from their drunken slumber and that pissed them all off. no bueno lol

  • UGH, it was missing gossip girl because my ghetto college still doesn't have cable.

  • i love you. jussayin

  • With a name like Olga.... you should've foreseen what was about to happen. Ugh girl, I hope you don't really have a button that kills you. That would be totes tragic.

  • UGHHHHHH ;

    My most recent painful event was when I fell down the stairs while staring at a poster for STDs.

    Why STDs? I have no idea . But I bruised my arm and got a miner concussion.

    Stupid STDs .

  • UGH,

    my most recent painful thang was last week wheni got my wisdom teeth taken out and i tried to eat something solid i was a BITCH!!!

    p.s i love your videos and you need to post a video of you and your man!!!

  • UGH.

    My most recent painful thing was like...a year ago. I know, recent, right? XDDD Sarcasm, I love it :3

    So, I was trying to be all cool and stuff in front of this guy( Teehee x3 )and I jumped off the steps. Not only did I not stick the landing, I tripped, fell, almost faceplanted, got up, sat down, passed out, and fell off another step. Facefirst. Into a metal pole and cement. DDx Painful nose bleed/maybe break, but I was okay, so. -shrug- XD

    By the way, you're absolutely adorable<3 ILOVEYOU!

  • For a Homosexual... you're not very tidy are you? :O

  • @megamania555 yet another stereotype, those things which we all know aren't always applicable right? ;)

  • UGH, my most recent painful event was realizing that you were going to use that same background song for at least the third time. It was cute/funny the first time, now it's just distracting me from your funny story!

  • OUCH! You poor baby. :P

  • ....You REALLY should've told her that you wanted it softer.. I mean.. when you're "getting it on" and it's "too hard" (and I'm not gonna judge where that threshold is for you).. but you tell 'em... "A little softer!" or something.. idk.. you pretty much just got raped for not saying "no!"

  • SEEING A KID BREAK HIS ARM, HIS ARM WAS ALL BENT AND BROKEN AND THAT IMAGE WILL BE STUCK IN MY HEAD FOREVER, EW. UGH.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • so you'll be going back then ?

  • hahahahahha i loooove you <33<33<3

  • LMFAO! I love you :')

  • YOU AREE TOOO FUNNY

  • i'm going through an overfull youtube subscription box, brutally blowing past video after video because there's no way i'm going to watch 100 of them today, i just want to clear the decks - but you made me stop, watch, and listen to your whole spiel - very funny, well done!

  • I love you tyler <3 UGH! :)

  • I just recently discovered that I'm allergic to soy milk. I felt like I was having a heart attack and my throat completely closed up and a whole bunch of other shit. NOT FUN. So that was my most recent painful event. Happened about a week ago.

    AND THEN they had to Epipen me in the thigh. AGAIN, not fun!

  • Oh my God. I'm crying. Hahahahahahaha.

  • @lildevil7 BUTCH BITCH INDEED.

  • Ugh my most recent pain events is all the ab word we've been doing at swim practice. 'Tis killin' meh!

  • @emmfan09 SOLUTION: QUIT SWIMMING!

  • LMFAOOOOO You're soo obnoxiousss, its effing hilarious . i actualyl can't stop laughing. You're too funny. you're videos are great, keep it up bud!

  • UGH Mom started this diet and insisted we join - it will help your health she said...2 days locked in the loo, NOT cool...not even healthy! so we ran and ate cheeseburgers yesterday, felt better:D

  • @DTtwinsangry OMG DIETS ARE OF THE DEVIL.

  • @tyleroakley hahah yeah God hates diets:))

  • Hahahaha I <3 you 

  • Did you check to see if Olga had shaved that morning?

    UGH!, Steroid moustache >.<

  • @AhshaRG omg. you may be on to something there.

  • erm. UGH 2 months ago i had pharyngitis. every time i swallowed i had teeth clenching, eye-shutting pain. it hurt real real bad then i had to go to ER cause i couldnt sleep and they made me swallow some medicine UGH OW! and then they had to give me a shot in my bum. felt HELLA weird walkin until i passed out at home.. UGH..

    why is every russian chick i hear of named olga.

  • @jakeywunderaura SWALLOWING PAIN? BEEN THERE GIRL. ;]

  • @tyleroakley haha, it got so bad that i had to (get ready its about to get real sexy) bring a spit bottle with me on the drive to the ER :( needless to say the bum shot was a luxury compared to the throat pain.

  • LOL ... "that aint no snickers bar in your massage bed, bitch." XD Too funny!!! Lmao.

  • UGH, i had a massage and it was the best ever. love your videos. r u you scared happy nervous ect about almost being done with school?

  • @dillan926 EXCITED!

  • oh cmon tyler couldnt of been that bad! feels good when they get rough!

  • it's not Olga's massage bed, she doesn't own the massage place. She's just a poor immigrant from Russia.

  • Aww. I want to see how your boyfriend looks like. :D

    I fell for that Click Here thing. D: I'm already subscribed!

  • @Youtomia I do the same thing all the time, expecting some fabulous secret video surprise, and then I'm disappointed.

  • I just partially dislocated my shoulder today while teaching a break dance move. UGH!

  • @MelissaLynneL LET'S KILL ALL BREAKDANCERS. IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION.

  • My wrist. When it "bitches up", I can't even move it a centimeter without it feeling like there are shards of glass in there. Thank goodness for aspirin.

  • lmao

  • This was pretty funny!!!!

  • That aint no snickers bar in yo massage bed, BitCHH(: lmao, found you two days ago, you are an addiction(:

  • UGH I LOVE YOU.

  • @whoaaitselana THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.

  • LOL . I DIED LAUGHING.

  • Hmm... most painful 'recent' event? When I was starting my car after work today I somehow managed to get a finger caught between all my key chains (I could probably fight a battle and win with my heavy frikkin' key chain.. without even using the Mace) and tried to twist my finger off as well as start the car. Not so much UGH as Ow ow ow ow!

  • @jenacorn OW OW OW INDEED.

  • i want to see a picture or a video of you and your boyfriend!!!!

  • UGH. ripped my toenail outta my toe...thats hot<3

  • @wedreaminblacknwhite BEEN THERE, IT SUCKS.

  • UGH a little punk tripped me and now my legs are all messed up. I'll never be a leg model because of him.

  • @EmilyLovesGabe I'MMA KILL HIM.

  • UGH holy shit. the doctor had to operate on me. WITHOUT ANY DAMN ANESTHESIA OR PAINKILLERS. Sure, it was a small incision, but a small fucking incision on an already very, VERY painful scorpion string. He had to put his whole weight on it, too, to squeeze shit out. yeah. Bleh.

  • UGH happens to me all the time too :(

    most recent painful event is stubbing my toe on the door.

  • @MotionlessReflection LET'S BURN DOWN THAT DOOR.

  • UGH!! The most recent painful event I had was when my friend decided to wear these pointy heels. We're outside waiting for our ride and she's sitting on this short wall and I'm on the stairs, and all's good until she jumps off to go hug a friend and guess where those heels went? RIGHT IN MY FOOT! I was wearing moccasins, so her heels stabbed me right in the foot, makng it brusied and bloody. It's still bruised. This happened two weeks ago.

  • Okay, my mom has this hot spring out in the middle of nowhere that she absolutely adores. So, one day about a month ago, she decides that not only is she going, but she's dragging me with her. The last time she dragged me up there, it was a sweet little three mile walk over mostly level ground. Now? Oh no. Now, it's ten miles uphill both ways. And the actual hot springs? Puny with rocks that dig into your butt. UGH! Never, ever, EVAR again.

  • sad to say this but maybe she's one of those gay haters

  • haha tyler oakley i love you

  • WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS...

    This morning I went to my moms office to get my lip hair lazered off (cause I'm a hairy Italian) and I agreed to let her do my armpits and UGH I could have died from the pain and she like wouldn't stop :(

  • @danasmana ARMPIT MURDERER. I'MMA KILL HER.

  • Oh my God, this made my day.

  • Ugh!! The most recent and most painful experience would have to be falling off my bike and getting road burn all up my left thigh.

    And Tyler I love you so much! You brighten up my day! When I am sad all I have to do is come and watch one of your videos and all my troubles seem to have vanished.

  • UGH you are ADORABLE!

    "See, what had happened was..."

    "You're not gonna be thankful if someone's tryin' to kill you."

    "That ain't no Snickers bar on your massage bed, bitch."

    :D

  • @letterT123 YOU ARE MORE ADORBS.

  • HAHAHAHA you are soo funnnnyyyy

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  • Tyler, I've said it once and I'll say it yet again. You crack me up!!

    LOL

  • the day after I did a serious ab workout and couldn't even laugh because my muscles were so sore. UGH. >.<

  • My friend kicked a soccer ball and it went straight into my nose! I love you! UGH

  • @DaRaccoonOfDaDoom LET'S DEFLATE THAT SOCCER BALL. SHOW HIM WHO IS BOSS.

  • last year at school i slipped on the stairs and broke three toes UGH.

  • @aconventionofmixells LET'S BURN DOWN THOSE STAIRS.

  • lmfao

  • UGH i love you. <3

  • @janeisstarshine THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.

  • The most pain I have ever been in was dropping my guinea pig's cage onto my pinky toe and fractured it. I literally blacked out from the pain. x__x

    ugh.

  • lmao, i love these little videos where you snap.

  • i dropped a bowl of tea water in my lap about six months ago. i got second degree burns all over my thighs and i couldn't walk properly for a month. that was PAIN.

  • So I'm sleeping in this tent, in what feels like 500,000MpH winds and I roll over to try and find a comfy spot... only to roll over so a big ol' pointy rock is sticking in my butt! UGH!

  • OK, YOU need to go on a comedy tour. Lots of fun and lots of money in it too. Ladies and gentlemen, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Tyler!

  • Ugh! I love your videos! my most painful event was after I had fractured my knee cap and I accidentally hit it flat on a glass table...it hurt so bad I cried :(

  • @MrsSwift0890 LET'S SHATTER THAT GLASS TABLE.

  • Tyler. You have to understand. Olga had a crush on you! And then she found out it was a couple's massage and you were gay. And she didn't have a chance with you. You have to understand that with a body like yours, this was very probable of happening. I think you should go apologize to Olga.