crocoduck

[cfrait1968]

I want to see it lay an egg. :)

[RCSVirginia]

Ha! This is good. I do hope that Crocoducks are carnivorous and that their favourite diet comprises creationists and believes in intelligent design.

[Randomizationable]

lol internet 

[mattnashisgay]

Holy crap this is actually pretty damn good. Take that Kirk Cameron!!!!!

[BigLundi]

Dawwwww, that's so cute.

[molosio1]

JAJAJA, dios vendiga el spore XD

[jarkle]

QuaarrrRRRRRGGGHHHKK

[KrypticGuy666]

Not enough feathers.

[rchodges]

Oh no! If the Crocoduck is real... this completly disproves evolution as we currently understand it! Damn you Kirk Cameron! Look what you have done! :-D

[Shavarnarak]

Jerk Cameron has been defeated.

[farvision]

@Shavarnarak not likely. Until a person like that becomes educated and is no longer ignorant,they persist in lying to others.

[imarealgamer]

Lol I made one of these too.

[AlexGruev]

Hey you can make a video game out of this. Ever thought of that?

[farvision]

I built it in Spore, so that's a video game already although I don't have more than the construction part.

[AlexGruev]

Oh my GOD. It's real!!!!!:))))

[farvision]

Well of course, the theists wouldn't lie to you would they?

[mmiikkoollaaii]

@AlexGruev Oh, my proof of evolution, it's real

[TheCrocoduck]

Thanks for illustrating me! =D

[Doliath]

You probably would have had a better result if you used the feathered texture for the base coat.

[supervillan]

i want one.

[farvision]

supervillan, I just put it up on Spore, so you can have the creature. Maybe that's not flesh and blood, but wait a few years. Link in the sidebar.

[supervillan]

i mean i want one made in real life for meee XD so i can walk up to kirk cameron "genetic manipulation mother fucker" *throws*

[farvision]

Yes, like I said - download the description and wait a few years ... ;-)

[supervillan]

:D woo i have a crocaduck :P

[farvision]

Check out the book How to Build a Dinosaur by Jack Horner and James Gorman ...

[chrisdbloom]

haha, great use of the Spore CC! What's your username? I'd love to DL the crockoduck! :)

[farvision]

glad you like the page. You will find my username on the page of course. You may download as you want. Unfortunately the commentary is not part of the video and so you would have to record the image.

[chrisdbloom]

I meant your username in Spore. I'd love to DL your crockoduck creature in Spore :)

[farvision]

chrisdbloom, cool idea! I created an account on the Spore web site called 'farvision', recovered the creature

and put it there.  Have fun! Link in the sidebar.

[ViralMessiah]

now if you can only make him gold!

[McFudge93]

wow... that was gay

[farvision]

ok, let's see you do better! 8^)

[McFudge93]

the whole idea... you actually wasted your time to mock kirk cameron by making a crocoduck in a fucking video game? there is just something about atheists that just make them seem like a bunch of assholes

[farvision]

Yes, free thinkers and atheists love the truth and hate lies like the ones Kirk Cameron espouses. So theists, who are generally liars (first of all to themselves) become uncomfortable. One way to deal with that is to attack it, as you have. It was fun to do the video and I learned a few things. Perhaps it will get you to think about why you believe in a primitive mythology.

[McFudge93]

no one said i was catholic or anything of the nature... i am simply agnostic, and i find it extremely distasteful to force anyones ideas on to others... i disagree with kirk camerons ideas, as do i disagree with atheist methods of debate and discussion... you all seem to come off as arrogant assholes

[jdshields2006]

I'm not sure what country you live in... But here in the USA we live in a disgusting fume of jesus. A cult has taken over our government, and we need to fight back. We fight back by trying to save people from religion.

[farvision]

Agnostic means you don't know. I think that's the only honest stance. However, as to what I really thing (ie believe) - there (probably, near p=1) are no gods. I do find some too strong, but perhaps that is what it will take to wake some theists out of their delusion.

[DelJunya]

Lol Christian and that makes me laugh BAD.

[brickblockbro123]

look! he DOES exist!

[ridjf]

Im sooo gonna make Bullfrog

[angelsdontkill113]

Best. Spore. Crocoduck. Ever.

[farvision]

wow, thanks!!

[DKshad0w]

Now that looks Intelligently designed.

[farvision]

And indeed it was, unlike the stupid human body. See Your Inner Fish by Neil Shubin.

[MrColuber]

I want one!

[farvision]

There's a project that could do that and you can help!

 How to Build a Dinosaur: Extinction Doesn't Have to Be Forever by Jack Horner and James Gorman

[BLUDDYknucklez]

...hence evolution must be true...

[farvision]

Of course not! This isn't evidence! Debunking the silly crocoduck idea says nothing about what happened. It's things like predicting when the fish to amphibian transition had to occur, noting places on the planet where rocks of that age are exposed, then digging for 6 years on a cold arctic site revealed Tiktaalik that support evolution!  Read about Tiktaalik if you haven't already - and the book by Neil Shubin, Your Inner Fish about it is cool.

[BLUDDYknucklez]

"...so the result is as imaginary as gods are..."

I found that to be an amusing statement. An imaginary depiction of a hypothetical creature--ROFL. As far as I know, no one has found a single organism in the socalled intermediary stage of evolutionary change. The fossil record only shows that all creatures came into existence fully formed from the start, & not even a single instance showing gradual change between different body parts. PS: Microevolution & phenotypic change does not qualify!

[farvision]

Tiktaalik. Do your homework.

[BorgHub]

ROFL

[VforVendetta200]

lol

[jeffwolfheart]

lol i love it!!

[dragonofthedarknight]

Omg! They're real!11!!one! God exists!!eleven!!111!

[farvision]

Indeed, this proves without doubt that I am God!

[dragonofthedarknight]

*gasp!* I knew God played spore! It's like re-living the past, isn't it?

[farvision]

Well, to tell you the truth, it's not so flexible as my original work. I had a pretty hard time making an acceptable Tiktaalik. Actually, others have done a better job than me. Don't tell anyone that some people do better jobs of creation than God though or they might stop thinking I exist and *poof* I may be gone!

[SucculentJuniper]

oh, it is cute :)

[farvision]

Thanks! The other one is a better match to the original though.

[MatureBeauty12]

lol

[ToKyMOO]

o.o

[Cyraside]

lol creationists... their perspective has no depth! 5/5!

[chickenmaster66]

lol that was funny

[farvision]

Yea, the second one is meaner but there's no way to transfer the commentary over to it!

[farvision]

Well if you know his email address, please be my guest and send it off to him. The second video has a better model but these little creatures are hard to control so I didn't redo it with that one.

[PhoenixFight3r]

:O omg I so should have thought of that :)

[farvision]

Thanks!

[ragetony]

Waha, I kept saying "Make it dance"

[farvision]

It's dancing a little at the end.

[zombielover1981]

Not all Christians are like Kirk...I'm a Christian and I believe in evolution and that homosexuality isn't a sin. (it's possible really) I just hate for people to think that all Christians think like Kirk because we don't...really! And I just wish that people who think like me were more vocal.

[farvision]

Yes, I'm aware that there are all gradations and it would help a lot if you were to help educate the creationists. Interestingly it isn't necessary to "believe" in evolution. See the link on my channel. One simply looks at the available theories and selects the best one. Evolutionary theory has won, hands down. Creationism doesn't really explain anything since the problem is shoved under the imaginary rug called "god".

[farvision]

However, I would ask you to look at what you are doing. You have picked and chosen parts of the bible. You, I presume, won't stone your rude teenager (!) as commanded by the bible and you won't keep slaves, let alone be sure not to beat them so hard as that they die within 2 days (as required by the bible). But by making these choices you must have used sources outside the bible. So it's arbitrary, (that's why religions split up). So why would you hold to the idea of a god too?

[farvision]

Correction: the bible requires that the slaves NOT die in 2 days, otherwise the beating is ok.

[Lotus4115]

It starts on the knee of an adult. The child is indoctrinated in some kind of religious myth and so the brainwashing begins. From that standpoint it is easy to deceive using the myth as a primer.

Please go here: godisimaginaryDOTcom

End your delusion.

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[OpheliaImmortal]

Hah! Looks like it does exist. Take that, Cameron!

[dackjaniels555]

Great job! Love the annotations! lol;

Hands down the best spore vid i have seen!

[ozpowermo]

5-banger! This is GREAT!!! :)

[farvision]

Thanks!

[doomrider7]

Greatest thing ever! That settles it I have to get this game.

[farvision]

It being the ONLY computer game I've ever bought (!) it was worth it. It is more restrictive than I would like, but pretty good and maybe it will get better. Check out my second crocoduck model, it's closer to the original concept.

[alman53]

You might want to change the spelling to crocaduck no K then this might get more views.

[farvision]

Thanks! I confirmed that by google search and made the change.

[alman53]

Lol nice vid.