I think we learned something very important, if you're gonna go to the moon, you may as well leave your wallet behind- because there's nothing to buy there... and there's pirates.
One more fucken idiot that doesn't understand that DSF machinimas are genius. Take a look at all there new shows before you throw out some random fucked up comment!
machinima , machinima , machinima....... hello :) i like your movies they are funny :) hope you are doing some more "the candy coated wonder road" movies :) i like them
@MonsterXfan If it's the person i think it is his name is Conner Altizer, he kinda has the same voice and i know his youtube channel. Im about 93% positive it's him
What about the others? They can go fuck themselves, lol. Oh this is such a great show, but I wonder what will happen next time?! So far we've learned terrible injuries can be healed with song and that you shouldn't go near Scottish toast or the moon unless you want to get mugged. I cant even imagine the next one but I know it will be great!
I'll bet you like 90% of the people saying this machinima sucks are people that absolutely love arby n' the chief which is just as immature if you actually think about it. Plus this is randomly funny . . . in a strange way.
OMFG blues clues much? lmfao
TylerEoriKilgore 9 months ago
lol man it doesnt make sense how i didnt see this till now, its too classic.
Kbawse 9 months ago
Machinima used to distribute good movies and series' like this but now it's just shit.
MBGamingLegends 10 months ago
wut map is this
Telamon64 1 year ago
36 people never went to space.
dragonxyz6 1 year ago
Rudy = Jimmy from South Park
123wowboy123 1 year ago
PNEUMONO ULTRA MICROSOPIC SILICO VOLCANO CONIOSIS. Jesus That's A Mouthful.
iamsoproudofyou 1 year ago
@iamsoproudofyou yh i can say it and im only 12
TheMisterE4299 2 months ago
the sugar shields are good
Byniabynia 1 year ago
wow its the halo version of dora
sab2fan24 1 year ago
I WANT AN OFFICIAL SPACE ADVENTURERS BADGE!
Joeyj3dy 1 year ago
This Reminds me of Adventure Time hahaha
ZightGeist 1 year ago
see machinima, THESE ARE GOOD VIDEOS. not the shit you post up now a days...
diecaste123 1 year ago
Scottish toasted pirate aliens!
bobrobbadguy 1 year ago
I think we learned something very important, if you're gonna go to the moon, you may as well leave your wallet behind- because there's nothing to buy there... and there's pirates.
almost999sk8 1 year ago
0:01 if you wan to skip ads.
RabidToenails 1 year ago
they can make this but not matchmaking wtf
AnthoyGFB17 1 year ago
rainbow fuel FTW
FAPorDIE 1 year ago
2:03 Wait... what?
wizardtheater 1 year ago
zomg! runnin out of rainbow fuel!
crazmnke 1 year ago
This is what happens when you're high.
cjgone2 1 year ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS MATCHMAKING?
LithiumHammer 1 year ago
where are we gonna get a spaceship
we can go look 4 1 LOL LOL LOL
ninjabone409 1 year ago
Google CC says he says "the democratic ticket" while explaining why he's sad. FAIL
SpecopSammich 1 year ago
lol at the intro
xB4LL50F5T33Lx 1 year ago
lol
LethalPlayers 1 year ago
They can go F**k them selfs LMAO
madrappingmike 1 year ago
lol
mastermizbot 1 year ago
They need to put this on PBS kids and maybe Nick Jr.
HaloModder555 1 year ago
LOL the white hand out of nowhere
ImStillFlyinHigher 2 years ago
umm...red! Lol
THEGAMERG0D 2 years ago
wtf was that
JETSTREAM221 2 years ago
fag
JETSTREAM221 2 years ago
how does this not have like a million views!!!!?!?!?
MrDaneish 2 years ago
Because no one is telling others about it...let everyone know!
achuckme 2 years ago
i knw rite wat a fag
JETSTREAM221 2 years ago
I laughed so hard I spit up a little! :D
KuffoTheMagpieKnight 2 years ago
the radio sounds like he should be in south park
l337fox118 2 years ago
They all sound like they were taken from a show.
HaloModder555 1 year ago
yeah specialy the cone
l337fox118 1 year ago
"they can go fuck themselfs" lol
FrazerTait 2 years ago
for real qho the fucks the radio
rougedestination 2 years ago
"Cody, were surly gonna die" lol me and my friend always try to mimic Rudy's voice.
gamer00100 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
gay but funny
TheHalofan26 2 years ago
2:05 lol!!!! funny
hoompie18 2 years ago
OMFG XD!
TheAlmost230 2 years ago 2
the start is a dora spoof
TheTopNoobSHOW 2 years ago
LOL!
eddiespig666 2 years ago
lmao"Wait what about every one else?" "Oh they can go fuck them selfs" haha
56RENTERIA56 2 years ago 26
Uh, red!
MrDrProfessor4 2 years ago
epic victory!
Igotgame911 2 years ago
yay for the longest known word in the english language
mjlj3 2 years ago 2
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i hope they are dead and won't come back
ajoe4x4 2 years ago
very awesome
speedstealer14 2 years ago
wtf hahahahahaha
chaklong 2 years ago
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used to like darkspire but now their just being stupid
goldfishlover1 2 years ago
One more fucken idiot that doesn't understand that DSF machinimas are genius. Take a look at all there new shows before you throw out some random fucked up comment!
achuckme 2 years ago 17
yeah i did. I believe that it is just stupid now
goldfishlover1 2 years ago
U like DSF`s intro for this....
Thetempestangel 2 years ago
wow.... just...... just wow lol
DarkShardFilms 2 years ago
Lol. Funny
benisirish 2 years ago
1:47 lol
icer229 2 years ago
lesson: "in the moon there is nothing to buy" lol
GastroTVProductions 2 years ago
funny ass shit right here folks
rougedestination 2 years ago
did you know there was over 200000 stars`?
zurgtheone 2 years ago
This is so like those old kid shows.... lol love the "they can go #$%$ themselves..."
Thetempestangel 2 years ago
funny as hell
MeganodnarB 2 years ago
uhh, we gonna dye cody lol
ZEKEZOERNER 2 years ago
2:53 This is like everything I love combined into one small alien species.
DanDood11 2 years ago
lol at the Scottish Toasted Pirate Aliens.
Halo12396 2 years ago
machinima , machinima , machinima....... hello :) i like your movies they are funny :) hope you are doing some more "the candy coated wonder road" movies :) i like them
freddyTheOneAndOnly 2 years ago
Machinima nver fucking reads their comments! They just fucking upload every fucking video they get! And this was made by Dark Spire Films! (DSF)
Flashlight1996 2 years ago
Wow, asshole. calm the fuck down. thats probbaly a 10 year old kid, you 22 year old fuckass hookerbitch tit. fuck you.
inveworld 2 years ago
But I'm 7 );
Flashlight1996 2 years ago
@inveworld
Can you think of any words that rhyme with hypocrite children?
drahoop 2 years ago
Shit filled in.
inveworld 2 years ago
actually Machinima does reply to their comments.
They replied in one of the videos in the All Your History Belongs to Us series
Kamakazi242012 2 years ago
If you like them go see them all at the DSF web site. They are the guys that make them not Machinima, they just post them.
achuckme 2 years ago
Argh Scarry Scottish Toast Pirates
TheSupaFlex 2 years ago
that guy has a very cheerful voice
thadude1337 2 years ago
That was a pretty funny crash sequence.
XBoxLingo 2 years ago
We're here to teach you about multiplication tables!...
lavalampjoe 2 years ago
Cody: Wait...what about everyone else?
Rudy: Oh they will go f**k themselves
Cody: Oh...
LMAO XD
JocksterXD 2 years ago
wait what about everyone els oh they can go *beep* them selves oh lol i love that part
thatrandomguy127 2 years ago
Well i love you!
Flashlight1996 2 years ago
lol, rudy's hand
ChristiansCartoons 2 years ago
What about everyone else, well they can go FUCK themsleves!! Lamo
MediusLubu 2 years ago
lol maybe we should count them!
Xcelegamers 2 years ago
I love Rudys voice
Flofl
mummydawnie 2 years ago
I believe someone from my class does Rudys voice.
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
so ask him
haxed55noob 2 years ago
@haxed55noob I believe he does
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
@IzzyandGwen really wats his name were you from them tell me? does he have the same voice?
MonsterXfan 2 years ago
@MonsterXfan If it's the person i think it is his name is Conner Altizer, he kinda has the same voice and i know his youtube channel. Im about 93% positive it's him
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
FUCKING SWEEEEEEET
HAL0Machinima 2 years ago
men tht was very funny i i mean toasted pirates lol
megaprime4 2 years ago
random switches now! lol
trinabro 2 years ago
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why the hell would you put micheal jackson.its not funny
Dizmapler170 2 years ago
Just cause he's dead? Who cares?
DglMaster2012 2 years ago 3
true that man it to soon
aero96ify 2 years ago
Gees, you're more upset then the the wife of MLK after he got shot.
doogtoog 2 years ago
I said Bob.. not red.
Cheetanaruto 2 years ago
"Primary sugar shields" lmao !!
Dune1884 2 years ago
this reminds me of blues clues >.>
JChenler 2 years ago 2
Darkspire would make this lol
Breadtangle738 2 years ago
this is made by darkspire....
LzyGameFreak 2 years ago
its like bevus and buthead its so stupid its funny
redgamemaster 2 years ago
make another one im a big fan
llogout 2 years ago
He can't. They obviously died.... or they were saved by the sugar shields.
PatatoLordvideos 2 years ago
They were saved by a song, duh! It's the best way to treat physical injury.
doogtoog 2 years ago
Spaceshuttle looks like SHOOP DA WHOOP !!
IMMAH FIRYING MAH LAEZAR!
skipper2140 2 years ago
IMA FIRIN' a mediocre employee >.>
deanie89142 2 years ago
Wait, what about everyone else?
oh, they can go f*** themselves... xD
OMG, you guys are the best...
Kopriko 2 years ago 2
need more of this! funniest machinima in ages!
Joeyj3dy 2 years ago
such an inconsistent childish style, hilarious!!
TheTrueEvilEarl 2 years ago
lol micheal jackson space badge! 1:25
hahaha101yo 2 years ago
WTF was that?!
I give it a 4out of 5
PumaFau 2 years ago
Halo machinima aint old as long as its funny :D guess its hard to come up with great ideas nowdays... Great work 5/5 ^^!
Draggien 2 years ago
wow that really funny
LOL at toasted alien Scottish pirates
"Oh no our sugar fuel is running out"
great job guys I love it
DamuEmran 2 years ago
D: what a cliffhanger! did they survive??!?!?
vagrantknight248 2 years ago
lol 1:46
sonicfan162 2 years ago
Best part ever 2:04
TheresPooOnMyShoe 2 years ago
This is epic.
DrFrankenbanker 2 years ago
worst. Scottish accent. EVER!!
AnarchyGuy6 2 years ago
m8 im jus sayin if ur not english u cant say thts the worst accent eva cuz one of my teachers sounds like tht an he is scottish
s4rface94 2 years ago
1. I'm British
2. I'm part Scottish
3. so stfu
AnarchyGuy6 2 years ago
no i dont hav to stfu? cuz im british an part scotish aswell ! mwuahahaha lol
s4rface94 2 years ago
Jesus H. Christ, that was so HD.
I need a cigarette after such an intense eyegasm.
karasuna 2 years ago
Im Sorry- What just happened?
OddWorld117 2 years ago
What about the others? They can go fuck themselves, lol. Oh this is such a great show, but I wonder what will happen next time?! So far we've learned terrible injuries can be healed with song and that you shouldn't go near Scottish toast or the moon unless you want to get mugged. I cant even imagine the next one but I know it will be great!
slicemin 2 years ago 2
Primary Sugar Shields are a go XD
LeeElement 2 years ago
Amazing...the quality alone makes it incredible, but its also fucking hilarious.
Satire FTW
Erididanus 2 years ago
Osmosis rhymes with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Any word with -osis rhymes so it is easy... -ish.
DarkSpireFilms = Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman of the Machinima Empire.
steveincairo 2 years ago
wat capture card ws used 4 dat
KiNgHSsC 2 years ago
rudy sounds like cartmanXD
elitesnips 2 years ago
Lol strange voices xP
Broadcaster092 2 years ago
¡¡Oh no look scottish toasted pirat aliens!! tiriririritiri XD
sphinx820 2 years ago
Shweet
MabolsaRitchie 2 years ago
"Oh they can just go and **** themselves" Classic!
Wezi82 2 years ago
"Oh.." xD
UserNamesIsCool 2 years ago
Lol this series is definatly one of the funniest machinima's I've seen by far. I can't figure out what I like better, this or matchmaking...
kenThirteen4u 2 years ago
wtf did I just watch, and why was it so flippin funny?
Tatarraan 2 years ago
just.....just... just gay
bleachkid4life 2 years ago
obviously making fun of dora the exlporer kind of shows.
ultratog1028 2 years ago 2
primary sugar shields are a go!
marshyking 2 years ago
CODY NOOOOOOOO! you were so young!
sudahi51 2 years ago
Make more!!!!!!!!!! LOL!! Rofling right now!
c0d3w0rd 2 years ago
we be scottish tosted pirate aliens and we are here to teach you multiplication tables rofl
rustyrob24 2 years ago
lol scottish toasted pirate aliens
marshyking 2 years ago
lol "they can go fuck themselves" and it's supposed to be some kid show?
sonenthehedgehog 2 years ago
Oh..
UserNamesIsCool 2 years ago
FUCKTARD!!
brocker213 2 years ago
im giving 5 because they died xD
hardcore4377 2 years ago
well at least they died
EnvyMyPower 2 years ago
I'll bet you like 90% of the people saying this machinima sucks are people that absolutely love arby n' the chief which is just as immature if you actually think about it. Plus this is randomly funny . . . in a strange way.
PopovicRP 2 years ago
true
hayguylol 2 years ago
lol this is so stupid but very entertaining. nice job
TheLostSpartan 2 years ago
This is good stuff, but please work on matchmaking as well x3
numb1gxfan 2 years ago
sorry to ruin the fun but when is there gunna be a new matchmaking? it ends at 19 :(
death5431 2 years ago
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Matchmaking sucks.
Flashlight1996 2 years ago
ahah so sweet . xD
theheadbasher 2 years ago
lolz
200odd300 2 years ago
pneumono-ultramicroscopic-silico-volcano-coniosis lol
Clonekiller22 2 years ago
hey that ryhmes with red
Steelbuckeye521 2 years ago
i... don't know what to say
Weeple10 2 years ago
god what exelent production
just for that i giv you 5 stars
samuraikills 2 years ago
OMFG I HATE VIDEO ADS!!!!!
bansheesis4noobs 2 years ago 4
um...that wasnt that good except when he said they can go fuck themselves :(
BeingSuperAwesome 2 years ago
this is retartid
fear606 2 years ago
arg... we scottish toasted pirate aliens!
ScreamingFanGirl666 2 years ago
Hilarious stuff guys!
chickenruler 2 years ago
wow omg wow no words can describe how bad that was y is machinima now making gay machinimas yhe old machinihinima were good and funny
Qman9388 2 years ago
wow that was so terrible
miniboz12 2 years ago
So they died, for which the world is a better place.
NewclearToast 2 years ago
blues clues.
GumboLess 2 years ago
Love it. Can't wait for the next one, guys.
L337COD4 2 years ago 2
How can u make maps
adderlyyadiqq 2 years ago
love the scottish toasted pirate alien's accent!
rudy sounds funny too!
Jachymvda 2 years ago 3
red!lol
GLboy1 2 years ago 2
oh they can go fuck themselves lmao
CabooseWillPwnCheif 2 years ago 2
Wait, So they're making shorts instead of matchmaking now?
ChucklezLol 2 years ago
the radio sound s like some1 from south park lmaoo
frostiygaming 2 years ago 3
Darkspire are so funny
FlubberGhost 2 years ago 3
Awsome
JackCkiller 2 years ago
haha that was awesome ! :) just like a kids show ! :P
Dune1884 2 years ago