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  • OMFG blues clues much? lmfao

  • lol man it doesnt make sense how i didnt see this till now, its too classic.

  • Machinima used to distribute good movies and series' like this but now it's just shit.

  • wut map is this

  • 36 people never went to space.

  • Rudy = Jimmy from South Park

  • PNEUMONO ULTRA MICROSOPIC SILICO VOLCANO CONIOSIS. Jesus That's A Mouthful.

  • @iamsoproudofyou yh i can say it and im only 12

  • the sugar shields are good

  • wow its the halo version of dora

  • I WANT AN OFFICIAL SPACE ADVENTURERS BADGE!

  • This Reminds me of Adventure Time hahaha

  • see machinima, THESE ARE GOOD VIDEOS. not the shit you post up now a days...

  • Scottish toasted pirate aliens!

  • I think we learned something very important, if you're gonna go to the moon, you may as well leave your wallet behind- because there's nothing to buy there... and there's pirates.

  • 0:01 if you wan to skip ads.

  • they can make this but not matchmaking wtf

  • rainbow fuel FTW

  • 2:03 Wait... what?

  • zomg! runnin out of rainbow fuel!

  • This is what happens when you're high.

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS MATCHMAKING?

  • where are we gonna get a spaceship

    we can go look 4 1 LOL LOL LOL

  • Google CC says he says "the democratic ticket" while explaining why he's sad. FAIL

  • lol at the intro

  • lol

  • They can go F**k them selfs LMAO

  • lol

  • They need to put this on PBS kids and maybe Nick Jr.

  • LOL the white hand out of nowhere

  • umm...red! Lol

  • wtf was that

  • fag

  • how does this not have like a million views!!!!?!?!?

  • Because no one is telling others about it...let everyone know!

  • i knw rite wat a fag

  • I laughed so hard I spit up a little! :D

  • the radio sounds like he should be in south park

  • They all sound like they were taken from a show.

  • yeah specialy the cone

  • "they can go fuck themselfs" lol

  • for real qho the fucks the radio

  • "Cody, were surly gonna die" lol me and my friend always try to mimic Rudy's voice.

  • 2:05 lol!!!! funny

  • OMFG XD!

  • the start is a dora spoof

  • LOL!

  • lmao"Wait what about every one else?" "Oh they can go fuck them selfs" haha

  • Uh, red!

  • epic victory!

  • yay for the longest known word in the english language

  • very awesome

  • wtf hahahahahaha

  • One more fucken idiot that doesn't understand that DSF machinimas are genius. Take a look at all there new shows before you throw out some random fucked up comment!

  • yeah i did.  I believe that it is just stupid now

  • U like DSF`s intro for this....

  • wow.... just...... just wow lol

  • Lol. Funny

  • 1:47 lol

  • lesson: "in the moon there is nothing to buy" lol

  • funny ass shit right here folks

  • did you know there was over 200000 stars`?

  • This is so like those old kid shows.... lol love the "they can go #$%$ themselves..."

  • funny as hell

  • uhh, we gonna dye cody lol

  • 2:53 This is like everything I love combined into one small alien species.

  • lol at the Scottish Toasted Pirate Aliens.

  • machinima , machinima , machinima....... hello :) i like your movies they are funny :) hope you are doing some more "the candy coated wonder road" movies :) i like them

  • Machinima nver fucking reads their comments! They just fucking upload every fucking video they get! And this was made by Dark Spire Films! (DSF)

  • Wow, asshole. calm the fuck down. thats probbaly a 10 year old kid, you 22 year old fuckass hookerbitch tit. fuck you.

  • But I'm 7 );

  • @inveworld

    Can you think of any words that rhyme with hypocrite children?

  • Shit filled in.

  • actually Machinima does reply to their comments.

    They replied in one of the videos in the All Your History Belongs to Us series

  • If you like them go see them all at the DSF web site. They are the guys that make them not Machinima, they just post them.

  • Argh Scarry Scottish Toast Pirates

  • that guy has a very cheerful voice

  • That was a pretty funny crash sequence.

  • We're here to teach you about multiplication tables!...

  • Cody: Wait...what about everyone else?

    Rudy: Oh they will go f**k themselves

    Cody: Oh...

    LMAO XD

  • wait what about everyone els oh they can go *beep* them selves oh lol i love that part

  • Well i love you!

  • lol, rudy's hand

  • What about everyone else, well they can go FUCK themsleves!! Lamo

  • lol maybe we should count them!

  • I love Rudys voice

    Flofl

  • I believe someone from my class does Rudys voice.

  • so ask him

  • @haxed55noob I believe he does

  • @IzzyandGwen really wats his name were you from them tell me? does he have the same voice?

  • @MonsterXfan If it's the person i think it is his name is Conner Altizer, he kinda has the same voice and i know his youtube channel. Im about 93% positive it's him

  • FUCKING SWEEEEEEET

  • men tht was very funny i i mean toasted pirates lol

  • random switches now! lol

  • Just cause he's dead? Who cares?

  • true that man it to soon

  • Gees, you're more upset then the the wife of MLK after he got shot.

  • I said Bob.. not red.

  • "Primary sugar shields" lmao !!

  • this reminds me of blues clues >.>

  • Darkspire would make this lol

  • this is made by darkspire....

  • its like bevus and buthead its so stupid its funny

  • make another one im a big fan

  • He can't. They obviously died.... or they were saved by the sugar shields.

  • They were saved by a song, duh! It's the best way to treat physical injury.

  • Spaceshuttle looks like SHOOP DA WHOOP !!

    IMMAH FIRYING MAH LAEZAR!

  • IMA FIRIN' a mediocre employee >.>

  • Wait, what about everyone else?

    oh, they can go f*** themselves... xD

    OMG, you guys are the best...

  • need more of this! funniest machinima in ages!

  • such an inconsistent childish style, hilarious!!

  • lol micheal jackson space badge! 1:25

  • WTF was that?!

    I give it a 4out of 5

  • Halo machinima aint old as long as its funny :D guess its hard to come up with great ideas nowdays... Great work 5/5 ^^!

  • wow that really funny

    LOL at toasted alien Scottish pirates

    "Oh no our sugar fuel is running out"

    great job guys I love it

  • D:  what a cliffhanger! did they survive??!?!?

  • lol 1:46

  • Best part ever 2:04

  • This is epic.

  • worst. Scottish accent. EVER!!

  • m8 im jus sayin if ur not english u cant say thts the worst accent eva cuz one of my teachers sounds like tht an he is scottish

  • 1. I'm British

    2. I'm part Scottish

    3. so stfu

  • no i dont hav to stfu? cuz im british an part scotish aswell ! mwuahahaha lol

  • Jesus H. Christ, that was so HD.

    I need a cigarette after such an intense eyegasm.

  • Im Sorry- What just happened?

  • What about the others? They can go fuck themselves, lol. Oh this is such a great show, but I wonder what will happen next time?! So far we've learned terrible injuries can be healed with song and that you shouldn't go near Scottish toast or the moon unless you want to get mugged. I cant even imagine the next one but I know it will be great!

  • Primary Sugar Shields are a go XD

  • Amazing...the quality alone makes it incredible, but its also fucking hilarious.

    Satire FTW

  • Osmosis rhymes with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis. Any word with -osis rhymes so it is easy... -ish.

    DarkSpireFilms = Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman of the Machinima Empire.

  • wat capture card ws used 4 dat

  • rudy sounds like cartmanXD

  • Lol strange voices xP

  • ¡¡Oh no look scottish toasted pirat aliens!! tiriririritiri XD

  • Shweet

  • "Oh they can just go and **** themselves" Classic!

  • "Oh.." xD

  • Lol this series is definatly one of the funniest machinima's I've seen by far. I can't figure out what I like better, this or matchmaking...

  • wtf did I just watch, and why was it so flippin funny?

  • just.....just... just gay

  • obviously making fun of dora the exlporer kind of shows.

  • primary sugar shields are a go!

  • CODY NOOOOOOOO! you were so young!

  • Make more!!!!!!!!!! LOL!! Rofling right now!

  • we be scottish tosted pirate aliens and we are here to teach you multiplication tables rofl

  • lol scottish toasted pirate aliens

  • lol "they can go fuck themselves" and it's supposed to be some kid show?

  • Oh..

  • FUCKTARD!!

  • im giving 5 because they died xD

  • well at least they died

  • I'll bet you like 90% of the people saying this machinima sucks are people that absolutely love arby n' the chief which is just as immature if you actually think about it. Plus this is randomly funny . . . in a strange way.

  • true

  • lol this is so stupid but very entertaining. nice job

  • This is good stuff, but please work on matchmaking as well x3

  • sorry to ruin the fun but when is there gunna be a new matchmaking? it ends at 19 :(

  • ahah so sweet . xD

  • lolz

  • pneumono-ultramicroscopic-sili­co-volcano-coniosis lol

  • hey that ryhmes with red

  • i... don't know what to say

  • god what exelent production

    just for that i giv you 5 stars

  • OMFG I HATE VIDEO ADS!!!!!

  • um...that wasnt that good except when he said they can go fuck themselves :(

  • this is retartid

  • arg... we scottish toasted pirate aliens!

  • Hilarious stuff guys!

  • wow omg wow no words can describe how bad that was y is machinima now making gay machinimas yhe  old machinihinima were good and funny

  • wow that was so terrible

  • So they died, for which the world is a better place.

  • blues clues.

  • Love it. Can't wait for the next one, guys.

  • How can u make maps

  • love the scottish toasted pirate alien's accent!

    rudy sounds funny too!

  • red!lol

  • oh they can go fuck themselves lmao

  • Wait, So they're making shorts instead of matchmaking now?

  • the radio sound s like some1 from south park lmaoo

  • Darkspire are so funny

  • Awsome

  • haha that was awesome ! :) just like a kids show ! :P