Blackenstein

[toogawnjawn]

I heard of blacula, but not blackenstien.

[dantej32]

He moved slow as hell but caught everybody

[dantej32]

I would not want to meet up with a big nigga like that at night.

[MegaDarktor]

A movie like that can be a remake staring Mike Tyson who undergoes surgery after and accident that has both his arms replaced by two gorillas arms so he could go back in the ring to do some serious damage

Maybe some lions teeth to eats the head of his opponent too LOL

[DonCarlo4Broadway]

He moves so slow you could, run from NY to LA and back, cook a 5 course meal, get a hair cut, Switch car insurance, clean the lint tray in your dryer, level from 1-85 in World of Warcraft, grow all your hair back, watch Lord of the Rings 1, 2 and 3, collect stamps, floss, rescue animals from a burning building, listen to old people read without glasses, and yet these people manage to get caught!

[randolphz]

This is absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen. Just very boring and very lame!

[starwolffan13]

He looks way scarier when he's black, jus sayin..

[kingofkongisland]

I have a vhs copy of this.It is quite tedious and long.It takes its subject matter far too seriously.Blackenstein is cool on the rare occasions when you actually do get to see him

[CrimsonToast]

A black jew. IT'S TERRIFYING!

[Potomacstud]

It's George Foreman !

[Potomacstud]

Ain't he our bro from phily ?

[ogreofchaos]

Oh my god this is so fucking awful!!! I love it!!!

[TheAwesomeness96]

he busted a cap in blackenstien's ass

[fenriz218]

Couple missing: how about James Black 008, Black Man - Black Knight, or perhaps Blackspeares "MacBlack", "Blackus Andronicus" and "Romeo n' da ho".

And the irony: one day they'll make a film about Michael Jackson, casting either Robert Downey Jrn, Johnny Depp or Zac Efron as lead-character ... XD

[corfan99]

Blackula, Blackenstein....no Blackmmy (black mummy) or would the title cause controversy?

[Rawrgazim]

BEWBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skrat5]

And the only thing that could scare him was fried chicken! lol (jk; i know that was terrible!)

[armitage575]

I wonder if he can still ball?

[MrPrinny93]

bullets don't work! kill him with your soul music brother!

[morhahaha]

HA! HA! HA! wat the hell OMG dat so kwl lol they should remake it and see how many conplanes they get

[saxonfield]

First it was Blacula and now this?

[Skulldini]

Looks like that monster goes for white women ( as victims anyway ).

[diablodiablodiablo]

Pimpstein!!!!

[Gollumz]

I don't really know what to say. This is just hilarious.

[r3ini]

That's a chance for the nazi to redeem themselfs and save the world.

[RawRawJonisaur]

Haha, of course the black guy has a gun! And dies first. steriotypical and casually racist.

 FIVESTARS!

the car never starts....

[memokk]

How about...Niggerstein?

[iHaveOneArm]

correction boobs lol

[LiquidSolidRaiden]

What the hell was that bald white guy trying to do? Lol

[Skulldini]

@LiquidSolidRaiden He saw the monster and broke into an impresion of a charging rhinoceros by the look of it.

[LiquidSolidRaiden]

Blacula is a good cult classic, but Blackenstein?

[DrBadass92]

this should be renamed "50 Cent: Before the Music"

[freijaful]

@DrBadass92 AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!!!!

[JapStrangler]

Blackenstein...you gotta be fucking kidding me!

[FLCLCBSC]

Love the fro, bro.

[mtbrain1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­haahhahahahahahahahaha

[BoroBrega]

que porra é essa???!!!!

[Nguli34689]

Why is that people are pictured with arms outstretched when sleepwalking?

[hidoll22]

Whoever made this movie I bet he's kicking himself

[67mrblack]

this movie wouldve given me a headache..the sound the hand held cam..this is the worst of the genre...

[PlasticRockets]

before there was Kazaam, there was Blackenstein.

[georgelee43211]

blackenstein look like herman munster and fat albert witha square afro.

[gretchensiss]

This film is one of those really bad but awesome 70's horror flicks. My mother is the actress that gets snatched out of the dune buggy by Blackenstein and gets her head lopped off. Her name in the credits is Dale Bach, you can check it out on IMDB. Damn, I wish I was around for the seventies

[bboy232]

@gretchensiss Lol i wish i was to man 

[noirnoticvibe]

Dude showed up in the room for a 3some and the other brother got all uppity about it...so he got choked out...i can see where this was heading

[GoblinXXX]

I like him going halfway down the stairs, then turning around and going back UP the stairs. Glorious padding, 70s style!

[russellhughes84]

it's a bit cheesy but nicely done.

[GoblinXXX]

Hey, I didn't dedicate the month of December on my channel to Blaxploitation movies (BLACK XMAS) for nothing! ;)

[AarHan3]

So hideously awful it's hilarious! |-D

[procommenter]

Why is it that a monster, who moves so slowly, can easily catch young, athletic people?

[GoblinXXX]

You could ask that about Jason & Michael Myers, too.

[procommenter]

No one knows. How about Buddy Epsen as "Barnaby Jones"? He was in his mid-60's chasing down 18-yr.-old punks every week.

[GoblinXXX]

LOL, 300 pound Cannon, too. Barnaby usually just outsmarted people, but it's still a good point.

[procommenter]

65-yr.-old Karl Malden {he's now 96} did his share of tackling punks on the hilly "Streets of San Francisco." Hitchcock's: "The Birds" was rather silly too. I would've made good use of the nearest badminton or tennis racket...

[ideveloper1]

No way!