Dual Wielding USP45s

[moOswe]

Why is he bringing the guns off target after each shot? :S

[norgt1]

your so fat with your guns your going to hold mcdonals up for a triple cheese burger

[1980power1]

Holy shit, big boy

[1BagMen]

Ну нельзя Давать Оружие бешеному Толстяку!

[Pavlo5oclock]

I want see him using "Bullettime" likeMax Payne style - throwing himself on the ground and shooting at the same time :)

[AqqleHD]

... A wild snorlax appears

[SuperNutzername666]

america in 43 seconds

[julius134567890]

lol that fat guy is funnie

[SuperXXhappyXX]

why the fuck do u need headphones u have a silenced usp45?

[krugath93]

wonder if every shot sends a tsunami through his fat ass

[MikeOxImpressive]

CALL OF DUTY: FAT OPS

[MikeOxImpressive]

LEAVE FAT PEOPLE ALONE GUYS, THEY ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH ON THEIR PLATE.

[SaltyKid2]

@MikeOxImpressive I see what you did there

[TheToobiis]

McDonalds

[philinator5]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTT!!!! Just sayin...

[MrYourmom101]

I didnt know gabe newelll Shot usps...

[Gabe2590]

Operator as fuck

[joshuak47]

he's playing a little song with the guns

[marcelcan]

Tzz.... Akimbo Noob xD

[nesmith42301]

CALL OF DUTY FATT OPS!!!

[davidguiraud]

MAFIA?

[MetalManDan7]

...im not fat but this makes me want to do situps.

[vasisawesome]

Dual wielding cheeseburgers

[myketwo]

hey do you wanna double cheese burger...:-D anyway why he protect his ears when he got a silencer...???lol...

[MrCretinu]

why is he using ear protection if the pistols are suppressed

[4DPerformance]

@MrCretinu 0:37

[SuperNdo]

metal gear solid gun.

[xrayfusrodah18999999]

they stole his burger, he took their lives

[gsxrbuckeye]

Damn dude. Sell those pistols and buy your ass a tread mill. 

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

McDonalds Special Operations Forces?

[RandomJonas2011]

Akimbo noob :D

[wursthunter]

I bet he was shooting a metal salad bowl....

[WAXBOY5004]

THROW A FLASH BANG THREW THE DOOOR!!! , NOW SPRINT TO THE.... Ah on second thought never mind... -_-

[lemsalo123]

small guns for a big man

[daniel930818]

Hitman-Lunch Money

[jimbillinski]

akimbo bitches suck ass

[T4CONetwork]

Its always the fat ones Huh?

[iSaaaMxD]

...Dad?

[Leolovescity]

Is that human?

[KennieChristensen1]

Ahh.. The model American.

[RockstarGamerr]

@KennieChristensen1 You stupid Europeans are still going on with that stereotypical shit saying all Americans are fat?

[bastiloetje]

@RockstarGamerr the stats dont lie tho'

[LT89NL]

@RockstarGamerr Nope. Just that yanks are the fattest people on earth on the account of them having by the highest obesity rates on earth. You read it out of context ;-)

[RockstarGamerr]

@LT89NL Oh really?There are just as much fat asses in any other country.

[Narftaxaku200]

In the future pigs will replace human soldiers!

[AnkerAuctions]

Splinter Cellulite

[PintSizedSlasherJr]

that ringing sound is called the taco bell.

[Shakeofdeath62]

call of fatty: fatty fuckwar 3

[moistcurtains]

AMERICA!

[trugangsta4real]

They took his fries......he took their lives.

[1999samtheman]

yeah thats what you need

[TheJamesBlast]

funny to watch

[drdocman]

Huh, I didn't know some suppressors needed water!

[noxspector]

@drdocman It is not mandatory, but up until a few years ago pistol suppressors for 45 acp needed an ablative to bring down the sound pressure to hearing safe levels.

[MaartenOwnd]

America in 43 seconds

[Youloeka]

@MaartenOwnd ^^

[BritishToastie]

no offence but its things like this that give the americans a LARGE reputation

[hitnorcal]

You fat bastard



[TheMrPhucked1]

they tried to steal his hamburger...

[xXSalvixsXx]

he silencers are bigger than the gun itself o.O

[90olsen]

I can do that, here hold my beer!

[retsz]

he's shooting at a salad he was supposed to be eating

[igmac1211]

He uses dual hamburgers to.

[menziboy98]

AKIMBO

[ParadoxicLunatic]

STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIDGE!

[chrisadmaley]

so fat, wtf man honestly get a hold of yourself lose some weight.

[ForgottenP]

for a second there i thought the ping was the casings bouncing off his belly

[DriftKingBoiii]

ok so shoot a fucking loud annoying can so we cant here the guns

[redarmy126]

he wants to be one of the saints

[ScoobyDigites]

awww sookie sookie now solid snake would be jealous like a motherfucker

[toofattocare77]

he saw a salad

[helpmeact]

@toofattocare77 lmfao he saw carrots and apples

[JulioJLuna89]

Damn his neck was stolen....

[dc443]

I like how the first slide locked back when he emptied it... the second pistol also locked, since he alternated every shot, and he STILL didn't know they were empty by that point.

[MrIkbob]

sounds like your shooting metal, isn't there like some danger of the bullet bouncing back?

[0800Batmobile]

@MrIkbob - you must be new.jpg

[weird688]

ok the one in his left hand looks like the one from cod

[Dextroyer77]

It's funny 'cause he's fat.

[EliIronMicPorter]

max payne in retirement

[Lazerrus]

Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong! snap snap Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong!

[godme1992]

Fatass...

[Jamster9000]

All the recoil goes into him ;)

[ThetrueSpalter]

looks like splinter cell pistol ^^

[Erkl1996]

Fat guy with guns.Welcome to america :D

[MrDaniangel99]

why does the fat people like weapons?

[Larsern98]

Call of duty Fat Ops

[DonnieCallister]

Guess he has a very "low center of gravity". And wearing ear protection while shooting silencers? Yap. American.

[naireland]

Geez, Solid Snake really let himself go. 

[THECOMMENTER10000]

They took his cheeseburger...

He took their lives

[BurpAtTheMoon]

America Fat-Fuck Yeah!

[Insanefishinguy]

average mw3 player that cant aim.

[PraxiisFett]

DAMN!! thas a big dude

[G1721jeff]

How to impress the bitches Part 1.

[vladislav0000]

How surprising the gun wont shoot? Out of ammo maybe?

[306967210]

idiota!

[Djnova11]

Wow. It's funny cuz he's fat

[battlehardened37]

but ya he is insanely obese

[battlehardened37]

i lik all these american joke.n not all americans are fat just alot are. sorry we thrive in america while u waitt for ur single plate of rice in ur third world country

[Emaster03]

Holy fuck you're fat.

[sold1ier]

Its the signal for his wife to get him more food.

[killakam368]

American hitman

[MrTThorne93]

Christ your fat

[GamerDude3690]

O crap! It's a fat guy

[DarkMullac]

ONE IS AN M9 THE OTHER IS A USMP45

[noxspector]

@DarkMullac You are wrong. They are both H&K USP Tactcal 45's. One has a Surefire light.

[jordanryaniscool]

@noxspector he would know he's probly finished call of duty

[TheBoltokPriest]

@noxspector Another kid who can't identify a gun because Call of Duty didn't tell him that guns have attachments other than the ones they put in games... Nice vid.

[Left4Green]

@DarkMullac Basing of COD I see. COD is really unrealistic.

[0xXSilentSandsXx0]

@DarkMullac You must be really stupid if you think that looks anything like a M9.

[89Draco]

@0xXSilentSandsXx0 Agreed

[takeone127]

@DarkMullac bro just cause u play call of duty doesn't mean u know all about guns lol

[BboyJustin100]

@DarkMullac Twat,

[5Branden5]

@DarkMullac I can tell you're a Call of Duty whore.

[TheJaaysog]

@DarkMullac dickhead go back to cod

[Soooaaap]

@DarkMullac you are an idiot

[Chibi0001]

@DarkMullac lol troll, stop playing call of duty and get some hands on experience with some guns, so you dont clearly mistake a hk usp .45 for a barretta m9

[W1NDOWS7myIDEA]

@DarkMullac Just because you do not see a flashlight under the other does not make it an M9. This seems like a video gamer comment to me.

[svantebeaverman]

@DarkMullac you are fucking stupid

[LuciusCorneliusMacro]

@DarkMullac

You sure are stupid.

[YardmanCJ]

@DarkMullac Stick to playing video games. Real world gun knowledge doesn't seem to be one of your strengths...

[evanixhonda]

şişman bencil pislik seni. napacan la iki taneyi. amerikalı olmasan nah eline alırdın onları. görgüsüz ipne

good job

[4BeatYou]

hahaha we love america :D

[joaosimpson99]

america...americaaaa.... AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!

[dranat1000]

Тупорылые америкосы. Жирный урод.

[Xilstealth]

1000000000 bounty on Mc Donalds thief

[jaagcatley1]

why dont u try shooting somw wait

[Billboul999]

wtf who look at the sights when they are dual wielding?

THIS IS STOOPID!

[barman00]

Don't touch my pizza!

[ThundaAussie]

haha its funny coz Australia is the Fattest country :(

[BlinkyBill26]

@ThundaAussie it actually isnt american government paid australian government to say that tho.

[ThundaAussie]

@BlinkyBill26 no we are the fattest country per capita

[BlinkyBill26]

@ThundaAussie Naw its all a conspiricy.

[RGVBRUTAL]

strapped up

[IROCKYOUSUCK4321]

Oh fuck hitman is coming for me now!

[TheSugargliderkid]

@IROCKYOUSUCK4321 Don't worry We can outrun him Until he gets Distracted by McDonalds

[FANCYPANCITA123]

I think thats u bitch dont call no 1 fatass

[iains192]

fat ass



[CrackStuntMan7]

I bet this guy gets mad pussy

[CodyC541]

Everybody, this is a serious issue.. This man hasn't seen his penis in 17 years

[kize127]

In America, he's anorexic.

[mrhalo635]

people shut the fuck up about him being American, he's considered anarexic from my parts!

[4nub1s666]

TO MUCH MC AND BK

[IHAVEFUCKEDYOU]

TO MUCH COD?

[Warrior2915]

@noxspector were is this because i'm looking for good shooting ranges.

[airsoftking2000]

well you can tell he's american!

[neoterous]

@airsoftking2000 What tipped you off? The firearms or the obesity lol

[Thomaseeno]

@airsoftking2000 No overweight people in your country? Right... at least ours have guns, douche.

[schulterzucken]

@airsoftking2000 yeeeeee FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT­TT ... american

[Dan95Films]

@Rookie235 watch the video to the end dumbass!!!

[Dan95Films]

@Sonniczz omg please shut up stupid morron

[Gamesfan09]

Americas secret weapon?

[Rogaffar]

Powdered Deer Penis.

[drugssexandtrumpets]

He was fighting his biggest enemy.

a single can of slimfast.

[Rookie235]

Wearing Ear Muffs while firing a suppressed gun... really?

[Bobionsack33]

oh come on americans, don´t be that fat...

[RyanGruyters]

looks like he was dual wielding some cheeseburgers

[TheStealthyLolStates]

meanwhile fpsrussia fires a minigun

[Sonniczz]

its funny cus hes fat

[overlord913]

us heavy infantry Dual Wielding USP45 us medic kit Big Macs

[Titanare]

@overlord913 More like heavy armour

[NishikoRyuu]

You are still a fatass.

[MrKSAMMON]

holy shit hes fat! O_O

[INHocSV1855]

ringing the dinner bell



[1silverboy]

METAL GEAR



[superpimpin87]

he is practicing for his planned raid on a McDonald's delivery truck

[benedict170]

thats in mw3

[absolutetuber]

i can haz cheezburger??

[HeadshotBrett]

Wow Hackers Be Careful.

[llamapack]

i wonder if he can knife fast

[MrHellotherehowareu]

In the description it said he was testing the "stovepipe" issue. I believe what it really meant was that he cooked 20 pounds of bacon using equal poundage of butter that he got stuck in a stove pipe trying to lick the grease.

[FountainOfYouth112]

This guy was made for dual wielding Bigmac

[ApostleOfDub]

don't hate, at least he's getting exersize