Honest Holiday Card Song

[doormatt235]

Love it

[GCman1414]

Depressing



[CaptainPirateMonkey]

What is white people food?

[taserking1]

@CaptainPirateMonkey McDonalds?

[CaptainPirateMonkey]

@taserking1 Eww. Then I can understand why he doesn't want to eat white people food.

[Martoo1232]

that is amazing

[dandanANDpebbles]

HOw on earth did they stay so still. And why is the chick at 1:12 slightly off?

[WillyLemon]

@dandanANDpebbles They didn't stay still. They tookt he pictures and altered the video so they could sing and move their eyes or other parts of their face without disturbing the picture. Like...motion photoshop.

[epicslayer404]

im trying not to wake my family up laughing

[MrTurfed]

The porch thing was pretty good

[XxTrIcKsHoTeRxX]

Uuuuuuuhhmmm ooooookaaaay that was... interesting.

[Woodzy1803]

um do people honestly make custom christmas cards?

[rufusbruder]

What a scairy kid

[OMFGDmanrules]

spoilt my holiday and childhood :(

[SerbAtheist]

Seriously, I check back and hotneo7 is still at it? F-ing troll.

Using his logic this video is actually biased against white people. They chose the most inoffensive stuff for the others. Struggling with femininity after giving birth? Not getting into colleges of your choice? How does that compare to two divorces, one resentful marriage, not being able to cum without diapers, resenting other peoples happiness, threatening to cut oneself and KILLING CATS? These white folks sure are messed up!

[Yamibakeru]

Every time I watch this, I remind myself that the Asian kid's safety schools probably involve the likes of UPenn, Cornell and Berkeley. Because, you know, failure to be admitted into the Ivy League brings shame upon your famirry.

[SpazzehMonkeh]

Umm I didn't get 1:03-1:13 :P can someone explain

[LucienAchillean]

@SpazzehMonkeh Steve is her stepdad, and she resents him.

[Zaisuro]

@SpazzehMonkeh She calls that man in her picture Step-Santa, thats her step dad who she obviously hates :)

[LadyHannahGaGa]

This is one of my fave collegehumor videos, its hilarious

[edoni395]

@creepernator laughing your ass offing?

[collegedawson3]

Collegehumor requires a certain taste for humor, that's why so many might not like them...but I find them HILARIOUS!!!

[inferno350z]

@noxon97 Well that's bull shit. I don't want to have to start going to every single youtube directors website to watch videos. If they have this many viewers on youtube they should at least give us a decent amount of recognition, and upload the videos at the same time.

[Axroted]

@inferno350z Or they upload it whenever they want. They want you to watch it in their website to make more money, it's called being smart.

[inferno350z]

@Axroted Well for the majority of us, their youtube videos are the only views they will be getting. I they refuse to recognize what their viewers want, then a large flow of money will cease to exist. They make money from these videos, possibly not as much, but they still make money. If they loose all of their youtube viewers (yes unlikely i know) then they will have no free advertising to draw in customers to their main source of revenue.

[keenanthereaper]

Lold

[Mowglibaloo2]

Christmas is over but i still come back for a good laugh!

[Creepernator]

im lmao ing XD

[bfamily0008]

You gotta love how the asian guy has a thicker accent than his mom

[TheStyloCrew]

this is purrfect

[TLMcutie622]

Pitch perfect. I HATE those little "look at all of our good sh**" letters every year.

[TheSoccadude07]

wow that sucked

[consolemaster001]

For some reason the ending of this video always makes me wanna hug my kitten

[madviolentchicken]

I take it this is american based? Coz those cards were weird, just be normal and buy the cheapest one you see

[AcidLies]

@madviolentchicken Its a bit of an american tradition (at least in my family) to take a family picture and get christmas cards custon made with those pictures on the front, and send them to family

[DmxOPS]

They cut my fucking balls off!!!! LOL

[cixlo]

Happy holiday everyone here a personal read for anyone . I didn't mean @#$3 you youtube pricks suck my balls

[Godofwar555]

Lol that's practically Christmas for ya. Everyone throw on a smile so we can send a card to our friends and family that fake how HAPPY we are...

[TheMrMinerjack]

my favourite collegehumor video

[Jackmachinima]

lol i dont know why i laugh every time the sociopath thing comes up

[MermaidMack23]

0:46 is a really good singer!

[vijaypunjabiable]

hahaha this is frigging hilarious :D

[TheEverythingGirl122]

Love how the cat said all that in 3 meows...

[jpwatchestv1]

:o

[drpepper70707]

The commercial moron has 2 sets of teeth...

[WingAngelProductions]

THEY CUT OFF MY FUCKING BALLS!

[Fleafurbeck]

awwww poor cat :(

[charlottaigirl]

OH MY GOD NOONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT RACIAL STEREOTYPES HERE AND ALL YOUR BULLSHIT. SHUT IUP AND ENJOY THE FUCKING VIDEO.

[drummerboi438]

this is the best thing ever :D

[Elojoschulos]

(The Dog) They cut my fucking balls lmfao.!

[jmobstfeld]

Why did this come out on Jan 9?

[NightZermeno]

That's depressing but halerious

[racehorse87]

They're good singers!

[xxsims2chickxx]

Can someone please explain the "You're not real Santa, you're just upsanta" part? I don't get it...

[happyrose80]

@xxsims2chickxx she's saying "stepsanta" he's her step dad and she's saying that he's not as good as her real dad.

[TheUtopia101]

im white but i eat chinese...



[PerinsBoy12345]

you guys are FU$KING geniuses!

[PrinceDrumstarr]

CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!!!

[RoyLeeJenkins1]

@PrinceDrumstarr I was extremely disappointed

[beautifullyhandsom]

No one will eat white people food...

[SPARKLEZxISxKINGx]

the cat: This is the last photo ever taken of me. Some sociopathic kid killed me and put me under his porch.

[xxCyylonexx]

This is creepy as fuck.

[TheFarmerboyproducti]

@xxCyylonexx

i knw right... HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE LIPS MOVING IN UNISION

[TheMrMinerjack]

@xxCyylonexx how is it??

[420SuRReal]

@TheMrMinerjack I guess talking people on cards is normal in your world.

[TheMrMinerjack]

@420SuRReal yeh it is because I always because I get cyber cards with video

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@xxCyylonexx Amen. This is freaky.

[pyrosaitan1]

@xxCyylonexx isn't creepy funny? or am i just weird, coz i laughed the hardest at the sociopathic bit, it was funny as shit!!! :D

[FishSupper100]

White people food is the best

[Sei1863]

People who see racism in innocuous videos like this are the real racists. You know what I took from this? "PAINTING SEASHELLS ISN'T ART." Seriously, I sing it everybody out of context.

[dreamworkd]

The cat thing was hilarous!!

[furrycomputer101]

This is why I don't celebrate Christmas.

[AmyEtv]

0:46. THAT GUY WAS ON KEY OF AWESOME i think.

[ThetrueAddic]

@mikeycv1 thanks :)

[4lexARM]

Subscribe to my FAIL Videos Channel

[JesterEXW]

For everyone asking, I think the girl saying Santa is referring to the fact that he is not real Santa he is step-Santa. As in he is her Step Father, not her real Dad and she hates him.

[mnkittel]

@JesterEXW - That's why she calls him "Steve." Exactly right.

[hokagealex]

CAMEROON ISNT EVEN FUCKING WAR TORN, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

[ashaank]

This is as random as me posting this website.

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[FurudoGou]

@calliepallie1015

She says Steve, the man dressed as Santa, is "up-santa"

(which means he is stepfather), and she still loves her real father.

[Kittie10001]

@FurudoGou Actually, she's saying "step-santa"...

[ItsxAxMexJoshua]

Why is it that you only really hear of family picture christmas cards in America? In the UK, we never have them, but it would be funny to see one now.

[calliepallie1015]

Why does the teen girl say Santa like 4 times? Respond please!

[loeg78]

@yellowleanything yea thats what i thought at first but then my friend pointed it out to me

[baharkiz2000]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwww pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­or caaaaat

[FrosteeBear]

I HATE WHITE PEOPLE FOOD!

[imiMPacT1]

0:37 LOL nice eyebreow

[RandomPumishumi]

Why is it that Holidays are the most stressful time of year?

[InfernoAngel147]

Dear collegehumor: This, admittedly, was funny but I'm tired of your comedy just originating from you going on about how life sucks or slapping "truth" onto things. Just bring back POV, please.

[TheSlyGuy409]

This video took me 10 min to watch cuz I kept rewinding it to see the good parts :P

[MuppetsLova13]

that was really good and funny

[goodgodzilla]

Brilliant, bravo!!

[mikeycv1]

@ThetrueAddic "you are not real Santa, you are just step Santa, my dad is real santa. You suck, I hate you Steve!" it means she has a step dad named Steve (the guy dressed as Santa) and she hates him and says that her real dad is santa

[tylerml]

@mikeycv1 Thank you for finally clearing that up for me.. I had no clue what she was saying.. I kept hearing Absanta or something.. I unno I didn't get it, thanks man... :)

[ThetrueAddic]

What did the girl say about Santa? Like you are not with Santa you are just up Santa?

[ThatMadRussian]

theres no such thing as white people food

[trickshotr]

depressing and un-intelligent, in other words...fuckin sucked

[castorlestrado]

They cut my fucking balls off!

[sexiiladiidatsit]

Lol woah this is disturbing...

[screamingtakos]

1:49 "All the cats in our neighborhood are BURIED UNDERNEATH THE BACK PORCH" Haha, awesome

[KnitWit191]

@izrail23 Thank You!

[zlw1998]

I don't get 1:03-1:12. Is it divorced parent?

[eviletcetera]

@zlw1998 no, the owner of the card's name the kid was most likely named steve.

[nwojunkie]

@zlw1998 i don't get it either, maybe.

[KnitWit191]

I dont get when the woman says (correct me if I'm wrong) "I am not a Connor but I threaten to to get my way." to me, it just dosent make sense...:s

[izrail23]

@KnitWit191 She's saying "I am not a cutter, but I threaten to to get my way."

[christopherblack2012]

@KnitWit191 she is ACTUALLY saying she is not a conner as in she does not con (scam people out of their money) but she threatens TWO [people] to get her way

[lucycube]

The cat part was sad... :(

[TehNubTwinz]

That was actually really funny.

[Shuda7]

that was creepy...

[Reylink619]

"They cut my fucking balls" XD

[kryless1]

lol

[TheNextTorres9]

not funny

[TemporarilyAGamer]

@TheNextTorres9 Why watch it then?

[XyamacaFly]

WTF thats terrible and it makes me :(

[thomashughes12345678]

"All of the neighbours cats are buried beneath the back porch"

Dads looks at him.

ROFL.

[Natelelouch]

How come the two top comments are sooo hard to understand.... and I'm asian

[iLiekUndead]

@Natelelouch ooooooh i see what u did there! almost got me tho.

[FurudoGou]

Is Roscoe the dog name?

[chakwit]

I don't get it. There is always this one dumbass who makes a fuss out of something, and everyone starts fighting in the comments.

[hotneo7]

@chakwit if you don't get it, why comment? out of habit? Just because someone freely voices an opinion doesn't make them a dumb-ass, self-elected comment police.

[TheProjectMJ]

Oh come on grow up. It's a video people.

[TheSmilyInc]

why are people talking about racism on a collegehumor vid?

[jrdnruiz2]

you people are all dumb stop arguing about pointless nonsene. enjoy the damn song

[AssOffSpades]

I hate racists almost as much as I hate other races.

[sophiekilledyou]

@AssOffSpades  haha ur funny

[Craigluver809]

Lisa looks like she gained more then 10 pounds......

[emi136260]

That was really funny!! Haha the one sociopathic guy lolol

[MrDubstepftwin]

THEY DONT BLINK!

[romejulieana]

the girl with the cat and the girl just had a baby sound simalar

[98kingjoey]

The dog part was my favorite

[dtho100]

That's why e-cards are the best...

[PRocker320]

@Q8379 lol. I see what you did there, by calling white normal you are demeaning other races. Therefore rendering your comment completely redundant.

[xnbentari]

@PRocker320 nice call ^_^

[Randomfilms23]

i dont care if its somehow racist .I just didnt like the video.

[Bubbles7043]

i miss my mommys bobbiess!

[Abilitiy]

I feel most of the dislikes are from people who don't understand the jokes here. Which is sad, because the song is kind of hilarious in a subtle way.

[hotneo7]

@Abilitiy This video only confirms how little Collegehumor thinks of Asian people. I've watch Collegehumor since it started, they seldom use Asians, they don't have any Asian in their regular cast, yet they put down people that could have serious implications. While this video entertains a white majority, thousands of Asian students are wondering if they will get rejected at their colleges because they are viewed as too aggressive to weaker students, thus lowering the bar unfairly for others.

[Abilitiy]

@hotneo7 NOTHING in this video confirms ANYTHING about how CollegeHumor feels about ANYONE. This is a video of CollegeHumor turning generic social stereotypes into amusing content. Any sane person, regardless of race, would understand this. Oddly, it's often people who aren't affected by stuff like that that argue about it; obviously I don't know your race, but my point is that people need to calm the fuck down about this. Racism in a serious manner is bad, racism in a joking way is just comedy.

[hotneo7]

@Abilitiy You missed the part where the Asian student got only to his safety school, a controversy every Nov-April during the college admission process.A USAtoday and HuffingtonPost article a month before this video said Asians are not disclosing race on applications out of fear for rejection. If you have watch CH for years as have I, Asians are almost never present, but when they are, it's a negative stereotype. As for sane, this is Asian Studies at any college.Using a race to entertain others?

[hotneo7]

@Abilitiy Why is it okay for Collegehumor, based in diverse NYC, sparingly use minorities. All their regular cast is whites. SNL is more diverse. Why didn't CH use a black or latino for the safety school line? If CH made racist jokes about blacks, they get sued, and it make headlines. White majority "entertainment" puts out hit pieces like this video to denigrate Asians whenever they can. Racism is wholly unnecessary and should not to be passed to the next generation in this video.CH=young viewr

[ffplayervii]

@hotneo7 Let me just say I'm asian. I don't understand why you're taking this offensively with the Asian guy. It's statistically proven Asians do well in school. This video is about having a bad holiday so why is it racist? You don't see white people saying: "It's racist that they use white people to describe their distressed marriage", so neither should asians. Racism is one thing, but just accept certain stereotypes, especially if they are proven.

[hotneo7]

@ffplayervii You don't think it's harmful that CH propagates this stereotype during college admission season? How many more Asian students with the right qualifications are going to be rejected and have to rely on a safety school because white majority entertainment marginalize Asians as too academically aggressive? The bar is unfairly set higher for Asians, thus making it a bona-fide case for discrimination. Asians now do not disclose their race on applications out of fear. Take Ethnic Studies.

[themikezster]

@hotneo7 oh for the love of fuck be quiet smoke a joint and lighten the fuck up

[nashhamster]

posting long commentings on youtube doesn't make you look smart (:

[hotneo7]

@nashhamster is reading too hard for you? I don't see you making it to college then. Perhaps a pop-up book is a good start for you.

[alterera]

@nashhamster O_o No shit sherlock, but sometimes not everything can be said/explained/etc. in a few sentences

[3TreesStudios]

Everybody hates Steve

[bcdcool94]

1:12 "I only got accepted to my safety schools." As a high school senior waiting for his application responses, I did not need to hear that. lol

[daspoon456]

@bcdcool94 saftey schools are better than no schools. im also waiting to hear back from some schools.

[bcdcool94]

@daspoon456 That is true. Good luck with your applications.

[jamesmochoa]

Crap

[LeeresPapierBlatt]

That's fucking hilarious :D

[TheCharlesIreland]

People. SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP! AND ENJOY THE DAMN VIDEO!!

[OpportunityStrikes]

Jesus Christ, guys, calm yo tits. They're playing on stereotypes. I'm Asian, and don't give a shit.

Side note, saying you're xenophobic rather than racist makes you sound less racist, and more sophisticated.

[arthurloui]

@lezeloser totally agree, only a dumbass would make such a big deal about such thing as race. my question is why is did I have to read about such fact from a college book and not way before in a middle school book. yet ever single questionnaire is asking about what fucking race are you like you would be any different from that kid who live next door to you, who is as poor as you but only has a different skin tone.

[hotneo7]

@lezeloser You're correct that the oldest fossilized footprints of bipedal humans were found in Africa, race is often used like in this video to propel propaganda that is meant to entertain a white majority at the expense of the Asian minority. Why didn't Collegehumor use a white or black actor for the safety school bit? It wouldn't deliver the punchline. Just before this video was released, a month before it, HuffingtonPost wrote how Asian students are discriminated in the application process.

[spartanofFEAR]

@lezeloser I agree with 95% of your comment

[xenogofis]

@lezeloser i agreed with the first 3 lines but the rest was retarded

[IsisWade]

@lezeloser well said

[Adiesue1]

Haha. Very accurate.

[EGH666]

all the cats in the neighborhood, are buried underneath the back PORCH. >_>

[xXxScottishVenomxXx]

How did they do this lol only their mouths and eyes move..

[Superfresh602]

Lmfao is this is bilarious.

[metallipwn]

OHMYGODMYRACEISTHEBESTTHERESTO­FYOUALLSUCK!

[InfernoPivots]

apple juice



[Umjuststop]

@hotneo7 Wait I take my comment back what was racist about this? I think the kid who only got accepted to his safety school just happened to be Asian SMH and I wrote a paragraph for you

[Umjuststop]

@hotneo7 Finallyyyyyyyyyyyyy...Anyways it's always a pissing contest between black and whites because no one else wants to speak up (as is history) no offense. I would be glad to not be the only race who notices the injustices that occur against anyone who isn't a white male but the other minorities would rather separate themselves from blacks and call us sensitive crybabies MOST of the time...

[FlumenSanctiViti]

Nice vid, but like more than half a month too late.