Time Warp - Kali vs Coconut

[xXPupkakeXx]

@brocklimeat No what the heck is that?!

[MastaaMaC]

Weak... gotta be said

[YuGiOhfan132]

nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,

[DynaDuctINC]

@ZCFair crowbars ftw. lets not forget half life 2 head crabs...

[krissyisstdich]

i like the sound when the coconut breaks..

[Skyfox94]

Why do i have to read this name below every vid i watch?

[jooohnney]

I WANT THAT COCONUT !! NOOOOOOOOOOO

[hugoxcorpion]

im hungry now...

[Edyie76]

Man! I thought the Great Kali was going to bash his head in a coconut!

[Filtaido]

Wow. THEY have coconuts to waste. Try doing that with someones head. The liquids would be cooler.

[bloodandguts5]

Fruit Ninja!



[Codfather723]

i hate it when the top comments are the same

[TheCobam]

I wish i had coconuts filled with gatorade.

[ZeonPeon]

THAT looks NOTHING like milk!

[Spetsnaz2112]

V to Justing beibers head V



[Spetsnaz2112]

thumps up is you wanted to do this lol!!!

[RicemonsterBlogs]

Yo that dude is Escrima Arnis style. Nice.

[xXChester2012Xx]

i like how freakBG has copied the bieber comment a month after the other guy wrote it

[corinn3r]

now i want fresh coconut... :[

[icemann156]

i like how the top 2 comments are the same thing basically

[stallionspride]

26 seconds - thats your balls after youve been whipped

[ilavayou2lolipop]

right after 0:27 the guy moans...

[ToxicDoovelacky]

what the hell is with justin bieber being killed all the time? Honestly, i dont like him, but for fuck sake, stop hating. this video has nothing to do with him so shut. the fuck. up.

[ZidaneHype]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[ExpiredGumDrop]

all these stupid hold your breath etc. comments are really really annoying

[tsukikoami]

@ExpiredGumDrop Especially the fact they misspell to.. with two.. I bet it just might be a slow pot smoker

[cryptoboy9943xxz]

@ExpiredGumDrop

[TheMAKisback22]

) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[Ahooper11]

Oh pretty little liars!

what the fuckk is that????

[raznerdgreg]

whats the deal abut milliseconds? whats next? nano seconds? then atom seconds?

[rStopable]

chuck norris blessed that staff

[19PEK96]

die biach!!

[wallhackergotdammit]

Why wasn't that Just Bieber's skull x(

[andreaaa419]

@wallhackergotdammit thats what im asking myself rite now lol

[SMWssaamm]

Most of my friends think that every coconut has three holes in it

[Z3AL07]

@SMWssaamm WHAT?!?

They don't? :(

lol, jk :P

[TheSeawolf277]

the attackers could be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain...

[BLEACHxFTW]

easier way to get coco juice?

[sikagun]

@aphatpanda13 who cares dude. GF!!

[aphatpanda13]

dude no joke, that's my frickin cousin

[guddugr8]

Holy shit , that coconut is so fuckin watery!

[NinjaJawa]

is it me or does the thumbnail of this look like earth?

[shashoni109]

Are you tired of your knives not cutting open a coconut? Now you can try hitting it with big stick! Coconuts not included.

[xxStygmataxx]

@shashoni109 Unless you chop down a coconut tree and carve a stick out of that o.O

[shashoni109]

@xxStygmataxx It was meant to be funny.

[Opaltom]

Mmmmm Coconut no hit back !

[BrandonNielsen87]

This makes me thirsty.

[julesane]

F5 TO SKIP AD ;)

[sciguy001]

@julesane it works! 0.o and to think I wasnt gonna try it, but clicked it by accident XD The first time someone said F5 would fix something and it did XD

[Bluepuding99]

that was so hot i got a boner

[YourPowerStation]

fruit ninja

[carzfan96]

when i clicked this i thought it was the great kali from wrestling crushing a coconut. still cool though

[Tommycoolboy2K9]

lol, that sound is funny :)

[zombagable]

Okay I guess I'm the only person who found out that the guy smashing the coconut looks like a three year old about to cry or possibly a four year old that just did something bad. Freez the video at 0:12 and you shall see!

[Rawrx310]

oh my gawd, i'm going to update my twitter about this!

[mrmalcolm]

This is great, I hate coconuts

[fixingbraincell]

that is one strong bamboo stick! daymn!

[gftiger]

@fixingbraincell It's rattan

[Fr3aKBG]

now imagine this is justin bieber's head

[mattyshires]

@Fr3aKBG yeah some snakes or somthin might come out

[mattyshires]

@Fr3aKBG yeah some snakes or somthin might come out or maybe just some goo

[CoverOpe]

@Fr3aKBG I'm not a JB fan. But god you guy's are dicks! You are wishing DEATH on another human. Just because you DON'T like his fucking music doesn't mean he deserves to die. Scum.

[majaorca100]

@Fr3aKBG imagining that made the video about 100x better

[TLIisawesome]

just press F5 to skip ads. whenever i try clicking 0:01 it takes longer, just press F5 people!!

[sylvestersparky123]

thumbs up if you hate adds

[RandomChick539]

Put the lime in the coconut. oh wait, how'd my coconut get busted? JOHN! GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN :(



[bitemeidareyou11]

THAT'S SOME EPIC SOUND EFFECTS!

[ilovemusic333]

Aww. I want to eat some coconut now. :P

[fishmeatlover]

Suddenly, i wished it was Justin Bieber's Head.

[WarLoRd5601]

@fishmeatlover but is Justin Bieber's head :P

[buhdaalovaa420]

0:1 skip adds

[Dudeman9339]

0:01 to skip adds

Thumps up

[ThobyThomas]

why?

[kyomgemocows]

I feel bad for the guy who has to clean that up

[aloneisthekey86]

they should have had a hot chick to catch all that juice in her mouth make the video better.

[smashx2000]

THE JUICE WAS WASTED

[Navlek79]

next time i hope they do not de husk the coconut and try to bash it, see if there's damage

[JamesHeadbangerfield]

imagine this was your head

[BizWiz2000]

they should do this for pumpkins .... get it? ..... The Smashing Pumpkins ..... lol

[DASPAMKING1]

@BizWiz2000 gay

[BizWiz2000]

@DASPAMKING1 your dad is gay...he likes to suck nuts

[johnnybizzy]

Wilson!!!!!

[waiting4thesun64]

shoulda been a guys head

[surfer260]

the math they were talkin bout was so confusing

[krispy42008]

thats what happens to coconuts that dont pay palm tree rent

[Aninja21]

most people have thicker skulls than that

[xBenjaxGuitar]

the soundeffects sounds great

[Smlie09]

I imagined that being my enemy's head. :D Made my day.

[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

Ohhh cocount jizz all over the place.

[epicchic]

Dude fighting online is like being in the special Olympics;

Your still retarded even if you win.

[sjkeeper]

@epicchic note ironic use of incorrect 'your'

[DannySmith300]

that stuff dosn't look like milk to me.

[ImpTricks]

What a waste of a coconut...

[Mider999]

hmm i was hoping the Kali move was empty handed

[atomictrain513]

KALI MAAAA!!!!

[TheWaterme1on]

zombies are real!

[squish116]

its like earth is the coconut and a meteor is the stick XD

[rino5792]

what if it wasnt actually a zombie and it was my mum, and i was going to drink her blood anyway so it dint matter if the blood went in my eyes or mouth, that wud be k rite?

[worIdcitizen]

@rino5792 because you are dumb

[rino5792]

because your a world citizen? : / oh dear

[worIdcitizen]

read your own comment and come back...what in the hell did you say? some zombie shit? some blood with your mom? and learn to writing...no idea what you are saying, some gibberish alien language??? What do you mean by rite? Look up in dictionary. and what is wud? did you mean wood? Post something that makes sense...

[katzemannn]

@worIdcitizen You ought to take a look at your own poor grammar skills before writing out an entire paragraph bashing someone else's.

[RickinHK]

I love the way the stick appears to stop briefly, even though it was swung with such a huge force.

[EyelessEntity]

lol what if that was someone's head, I'd like to see that

[KeksasDooM]

Me to ;)

[worIdcitizen]

@EyelessEntity we'd like to see your head there

[EyelessEntity]

Oh, I'd gladly volunteer!

[Xpsychedelic60sX]

Why is the milk blue ????

[guitarrELIT92]

because of they are using a blue light

[marvinecek]

0:47 notice the lights... milk is actually light white or without colour but the lights make it look blue

[captwasabi]

Because cocnut doesn't hav emilk inside it. Immature cocnuts have a clear, viscous fluid inside of it as we saw here. Coconut milk is made from actually cooking the white meat of a mature coconut. The blue lights used in the shoot turned the clear fluid blue.

[Rattnuff]

its the light xD

[worIdcitizen]

@Xpsychedelic60sX because your brain is covered with blue mold...

[Xpsychedelic60sX]

I FUCKING UNDERSTAND STOP IT lol i have got liek 8 comments on why the milk is blue oh oh its your brain its moldy ?? lol

[dannybar9]

jeeez if that was my face i dont know if i would be classified as a human my face would be too messed up

[rino5792]

long range wepons iz best for zombies, i know this from my previous experiance as a proffeswional zombie killer

[EyelessEntity]

yeeh, that is true...but here in Sweden we use full plate armor and swords! haha, you never miss their heads ^^

[MrFranzisko]

@EyelessEntity dont forget the helmets with horns xD

[EyelessEntity]

hahaha of course not! xD

and a big barrel of mead!

[nathang12345678910]

r.i.p coconut

[MegaDipShits]

in case of a zombie apocalypse im gunna get that weapon

[zero916619]

:D lol

[12darkassasin]

@MegaDipShits I mastered kali when i was 9 in the Phillipines when we moved there :P

I live in Laguna :D

[Williamaeger]

"that would definately kill sombody.." that would be.." "yeah.." "yeah.." hahah that part cracked me upxD

[dudeshpiglo]

fuck, you would definatley feel that

[Saigio]

No you wouldn't. You'd be too dead.

[BobbeTobbe]

Why does they never show it in real time first? It would been cooler! So we can compare..

[Adenad]

they do,but usually not on these short youtube clips

[Drummster1997]

what a waste of coconut -.-

[AshThEpSYcHo]

owned

[BloodRedHalo656]

All that wasted coconut juice!

[Butterfunky7]

coconut milk is nayastyyy

[BloodRedHalo656]

But they use that in hatian glue....

[inviktus1983]

Your face is nasty.

Coconut milk on the other hand is great.

[cleanthegreen]

lol.nice.

i have so many calluses on my hands because of arnis.lmao ugly, but practical.

[lilliRaven]

mmmmm coconut -drool-

[emsems09]

yum

[chahal0001]

0:26 "You can see the stick behind it, Bend in to it, UGHHHH" ROLFMAO

[CaliforniaBlonde000]

xDDDDDDDDD

[AlexCavallucci]

craving sum buko juice lol .

[HawK2KOne]

hahaha

Ughhh

he busted a coconut ;D

[mooshypeaches]

0:30 LMFAOOOOOOO

 UGHHHHHHH

[TheAnno92]

0:30 ftw xD

[nemean2357]

i'm hungry now...

[ramenoodles45]

at :30 it sounds like hes getting off to it

[choc6915]

i just watched a coconut explode. this is soooo going in my "what did you do over the summer" essay.

[joshsguitarshred]

dude thats awesome

[choc6915]

way more interesting than an extravagent feast under the fresh blue sky in cambodia...

[joshsguitarshred]

dude thats like noobish compared to this ;]

[choc6915]

lol

[Brainwasher258]

Coconut juice is clear (like here). Coconut milk is made of blended coconut.

[dimadog1]

doesnt look like coconut milk o-o

[thepecanpie]

stupid shit go die

[ShanayaXD]

damm. I want sum coconut now.

[ennov]

made me thirsty...

[flickeries]

I'm thinking, IT'S JUST A STICK!

[jackwrit]

if that hit me i wouldnt die

[lowboy3]

That can shatter someone skull...omg

[EPIKFALE]

not completely, but it could cause some of it to crack, which could potentionally kill you...

[DARKVENOM00]

not nescesarly bcuz we have flash and then our head is warm also has tought skin tissues i wudn't do sumthing horrible but not shatter your skull

[lowboy3]

flash?

and wht does warmth have to do with it...

wth?

i dnt kno wht u mean..

[RandomProductions720]

EPIC hit

[pepitocortez]

that coconut could feed poor children, bastard.

[xZOMBIEx666]

If u you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a kali stick!!

[PrisonerofReality]

take that Galiger!

[HelloMyNameIsRussia]

this reminds me of Deadliest Warrior :)))

[VegetarianDancer]

I love when they break fruit on this show it looks sooo cool!

[ebayebayebayebayebay]

fuckin 30 second commercial for a 1 minute video....I DONT WANT CAT FOOD

[JesusLoLGaF6]

beatiful crush :)

[dudeman727]

your girl would just have to open her legs and it would fall apart

[timber92661]

michael jackson would touch it and the coconut would run

[akosijimmy]

lol

[petethethirdboo]

jesus could own all the other awesome ppl in the comments, except chuck norris. no one can own him.

[WillBagz]

Chuck Norris is an actor who is overrated and has jokes to his name which are unfunny and old.