Freeman's Mind: Episode 22 (Half-Life Machinima)

[qwertymaster12345678]

For those who complain of the suggested videos, Gordon does nothing but kill aliens and soldiers, and the only woman that ever around him was probaby not even concieved (let alone born) by the time this happened! I say let him keep his pr0n!

[kurtanglerocks555]

1:12 the army were thinking "fucking camper" ^_-

[dearnike100]

4:00

nice flip

[caveman0417]

@haitian23swag23 Shut up pothead. No one wants your opinion. We are trying to watch some funny youtube vids.

[hatian23swag23]

Legalize marijuana if u r against it your ignorant

[Boleniana]

@hatian23swag23 You know, you're really not helping your cause by typing like an idiot; you're just giving the impression that everyone who wants it legalized is a retarded grade-school dropout.

[LastMarmoset]

@hatian23swag23 legalize killing illiterate retards like this, if you're against this you're an illiterate retard.

[doc170]

@hatian23swag23 This is why we pot heads get a bad name, retards like this being irrelevant on youtube. And this is why i feel such a good connection with freeman. Everyone of my peers are retards but me.

[skepad]

@hatian23swag23 its ignorant to be against dangerous mind altering drugs? not that i care just saying like

[TheShadowmin0]

4:00 - 4:36. that would be an awesome game...

[gamlman]

"i brush with death so much i should start giving him high fives" lol lol lol

[sonisphere098]

*Faraday's

[sonisphere098]

Love these videos but come on any one whit a basic knowledge of physics knows that charge only exists on the outside of an object and the metal suit would create a farodates cage

[behemothdread]

@sonisphere098 except his suit isn't completely enclosed. He doesn't have his helmet remember?

[RomainOfSwitzerland]

lol they are like the Zubats of aliens! XD

[CyValkarion]

1. Buy a grappling hook.

2. Patent sports game.

3. See an attorney.

...

What else is on his list for when he gets out?

[KurtKokaine1]

@CyValkarion get another job.

[AdamDaDrum23]

103 People tought running in the corner is a good idea after seeing their buddies gettin' shot at the same corner

[totalspaz1]

103 people saw their buddies run around a corner then get shot, then ran around the same corner.

[ArtemusCain666]

The only real answer to all life's questions is to get drunk and set fire tho things.

Thank you, video. It's all so obvious!

[MrMegatwister]

2:08 THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[KurtKokaine1]

@MrMegatwister What the hell do the Thundercats have to do with 2:08 ?

[JdawgTheFirst]

@KurtKokaine1 Lol, look at the blood on the wall it loks like the Thundercats symbol?

[LetsPlayGuy12]

Technically you are using their strategy except your doing the same thing over and over until THEY'RE all dead.

[doodoodudex]

"Now I'm playing Engineer." I see what you did there.

[d4bra1n]

I bet Freeman has ADD

[TaiomiFox13]

I friggin' LOVE that sound when he's running past the electric arcs XD

[MrHomans887]

This is one of the few videos youtube does a fairly good job of transcribing, lol. There are plenty of errors, but most other videos it's nonsensical.

[kurtanglerocks555]

if u gt the squeaky aliens on a soccor field wont PETA start a debate against ur new sport

[BallPlayerAND1]

Squeak toys from hell LMAO

[cooly9415]

this guy should rule the world

[MadGameBoy]

funny how you mention the hound eyes being used for a sport, then at 3:58, one does a flip....VERY ENERGETIC ARE THEY NOT?

[VannahWilson]

Lol, "squeak-toys from hell".

[lolzinator44]

@KraniumStudios It would have to feature Kenny.

[swincnik]

LMAO.... like a PEZ container :D

[Killingvenom]

any one else notice pervert video suggestions at side?

[VannahWilson]

@Killingvenom Yeah, on like every single one of these Freeman's Mind videos. What's up with that? O.o

[tanner7086]

@Killingvenom You mean "Shipwrecked 2007 stealing the flipper"?

[dracoboy79]

@Killingvenom Nope, I watch in full screen

[DragonLicker88]

@Killingvenom And i clicked all of em!

[NanamanTheLEGEND]

@Killingvenom yep, since episode 11

[madman101ish]

@Killingvenom the last time i watched these things there were "chell's mind" and stuff like that at the side... wtf happened?

[Chekkobluteam]

@madman101ish Gabe Newell. He put something in the water..

[surlysmiles]

@Killingvenom haha. I think the suggestions are a result of the tags "barney" "freeman" "neurotic" and "gamer"

[MrGeorgeFlorcus]

@Killingvenom

don't you mean the "suggestive" video suggestions?

[MrInvaderjim]

@Killingvenom the perverts want to be better than the freemans

[dvorak121]

@Killingvenom Freeman's mind, indeed

[SteelSpider560]

4:00-4:10 Cool story, Bra....literally....XD

[manbearpig426]

3:58 it did a front flip

[romarpatacsil]

THE ALIEN ROLL OVER AT 3:56!

[wackydude7]

I'm going to take a study break

*watching ten episodes*

[ProGamer194]

When he says "I think i need to go the other way" his voice sounds so different

[HardCoreQWERTYA7X]

My god, those soldiers are FAST

[I0I117]

This episode was released on my birthday! Best present ever!

[BenTrain2009]

it was funny wen the thing died and flip wen you killd it

[KITTIESONCRACK]

My head would blow up like a baked potato wrapped in tinFOIL. LOL no seriously 6:48 lots of emphasis on the foil made it even funnier

[Trybut3]

at 1:58 i think he died because his head slammed the corner of that wall not because Freeman shot him

[TheLastMyztery]

gah, the same ad over and over again gets annoying. Yes youtube needs them if we want to watch them for free, but can you at least give us different ones per video?

[iinducelulz]

wapped in tin foil...xD

[101Swiftflick]

How much is a Fuck ton?

[Dog13crazy]

@101Swiftflick Probably three shit loads XD

[KraniumStudios]

"I've brushed with deayh so many times, I should start giving him high fives when I pass."

That would be an amazing T-shirt.

[Lolhack23]

@KraniumStudios but you should be able to pick the color xD

[foxysolerider]

@KraniumStudios a machina t-shirt. i would buy it for 20$

[DLxxEpic]

@KraniumStudios If that was on a T-shirt with the Freeman's Mind logo I would pay ANY price.

[clownbabydiode1]

I'm an American.. God Damnit!!

[zjrlegomovies]

worms get in my hair, lights turn off, and a old guy starts poking me with a stick.

[gameboycolor47]

lol last two episodes he said he was in mexico now he says he's in America MAKE UP YOUR MIND MAN

[CruelSculpture]

@gameboycolor47 "new mexico" is a state in the USA.  It's also on the north american continent.

[gameboycolor47]

@CruelSculpture oh NEW mexico i kept hearing just mexico

[12NadaSurf12]

@gameboycolor47 new mexico idiot

[gameboycolor47]

@12NadaSurf12 yeah and like i said to the last guy who corrected me i didn't hear the "new" in new mexico

[12NadaSurf12]

@gameboycolor47 oh ok sorry

[gameboycolor47]

@12NadaSurf12 thank you for understanding xP

[12NadaSurf12]

@gameboycolor47 yea np lol

[tutupomoo]

@Spore9996 I'm pretty sure the ledge pull up is for half life source

[landship92]

Now that an advise for everyone a high five to death when he brushes pass you.

[zeekyzoid]

oooooo. somersault! 3:58. and lol, the sounds he makes when he rushes real quick past something is hilarious x3

[IIAOPSW]

actually, being covered in metal might save him from the voltage. The electrical resistance of his body >>> than a metal suit, and thus the current would most likely not flow through him.

as a PH.D in physics, Dr.Freeman should know this

[thechadloaf]

"I brush with death so often, I should start giving him high fives when I pass."

LMAO!

[SonicManEXE]

Am I the only one who's thankful Freeman DOESN'T talk in the games? This interpretation sounds like a mix of Michael from Rage Quit and Napoleon Dynamite!

[LocoGroove]

Those marines really suck haha

[massivive]

102 people cant kick a roundeye to death

[QueenFiria]

"I brush with Death so often, I should start giving him high-fives when I pass."

I'm keeping that one. :D

[Piratestephen94]

He is playing the game with god mode on because he gets hit ALOT in the vidos and dosent die, proving you can get enturtanment out of cheting.

[Spore9996]

What difficulty is he doing this on?? EASY isn't this easy! Also, HOW do you pull-up/grab ledges and shit? My game doesn't work like this =/

[QueenFiria]

@Spore9996 If you jump, and immediately press forward and crouch, your "feet" level would come up higher, "pulling" you up onto ledges. In the original HL games, some multiplayer mods actually had a climb-up animation for this.

[Spore9996]

@QueenFiria I know the jump crouch thing, but thanks for the mod tell-tale.

[DarkPikaruto]

@Spore9996 He uses the console. He uses fly. He uses it here to make it look realistic.

1) Enable console. Look for a tutorial on Youtube; it's too much to explain here, sorry. :(

2) Type in 'sv_cheats 1' in the console.

3) Type in 'noclip'.

3b) OPTIONAL: (You may do this so you can turn noclip on and off with the press of a button.) Type in 'bind {button} noclip'. For example, bind v noclip. Pressing v will make me fly.

4) YOU'RE DONE. Look for more commands online. :DDD HAVE FUN.

[YalcomMacob]

@DarkPikaruto He also binds the cheats to buttons

[DarkPikaruto]

@Spore9996 Oh, and the button for console is preferably the "~" key. On most keyboards, it's at the top-left corner. :D

[Spore9996]

@DarkPikaruto i KNOW this!

[Spore9996]

@DarkPikaruto I already knew this

[DarkPikaruto]

@Spore9996 "bind v noclip". Press v. THE END.

[Spore9996]

@DarkPikaruto I KNOW HOW TO EFFING BIND AND NOCLIP

[DarkPikaruto]

@Spore9996 THEN YOU KNOW HOW TO CLIMB UP LEDGES. ROSS USES NOCLIP AND GODMODE. Kbai.

[Elidan1012]

@noquedaunbuennombre

No, that's what makes this good... He doesn't just comment a play through. He played with the commentary in mind.

[Zombkillah115]

MEWYEYEYEYEYEEYEW!

[MaxiS369]

Wait... in moment with lasers...

For what they are if you can jump on shallow water under you and use this ladder? That's doesn't make any sense

[tbquick]

Who Else Saw The Booger Do A Front Flip At 4:00 ???

[jamalaron]

im liking the fast production of these

[venamek]

The only answer is to get drunk and set fire to things

[charlen3150]

at 04:00 he did a frontflip =DDd

[fizas3]

pppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



[leahizhere]

noquedaunbuennombre well he does have unlimited health and ammo so yea that could be y

[LuminatedDarknessC8]

"Work you antiquated piece of crap." May be the best thing ever said by mankind.

[SilentMassacre123]

freeman deals with things the Crona way

[TheGrimSmile]

This thing wouldn't be nearly as entertaining if Gordon went for all the health/HEV power, and if you could see the HUD. The video is almost realistic because of these modifications. Most people ignore the small stuff when they do videos like this, which is why they're less entertaining.

[ztc01fire]

3:58  MATRIX!

[chaoticpix93]

it's like trying to find either the angle or momentum of an electron only to forget about it and get drunk later. OMG died.

[bud467]

"I brush with death so often I should give him a High five!"

[COMNDRWORF]

at 3:58 that one was trying to dodge the bullets.

[BossHossGT500]

why do the soldiers run at the speed of light

[weirdercize]

3:38 hiesenburghs uncertainty principle ftw

[Swafferjohn]

aww he didn't play on the fans :(

[Soap9011]

ironicly you can play as the idiot millitary in Half Life Opposing Force

[Noble7MIA]

@Soap9011 did you still my profile pic?

[GoldenCrusader93]

Whatever they pay Mr. Freeman : it´s not enough

[L33TH47]

6:54 voice change?

[JiniCircus]

"AND YOU CAN'T CHASE ME CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS! La la la la... At least I think it doesn't." roflmao

[TTheWarder]

those dogs looks like the dogs from mass effect

[123whatmeworry]

Fucking LOL, at the military ad on the right...

[PawliPawlsome]

thumbs up if you laughed about that dog making a flip at 3:58

[DaVincio11]

Speaking of death. He sounds like him off of Family Guy. Thumbs if you agree.

[ThwartAbyss54]

i brush with death so often i should start giving him high fives when i pass" i want that shirt

[MrTheSade]

Squeak toys from hell :D

[noquedaunbuennombre]

does anyone else get mad when he doesnt pick up the ammo or the health boosts?

[funnyman2244]

@noquedaunbuennombre its cause he modded the game to make it like it was real life so he dosent need health.

[jonatan007lbp]

@noquedaunbuennombre I got mad when he didnt pick up the revolver

[TheMultiEnabled]

@noquedaunbuennombre Why would you care? This is comedy! It would just be funny if he ran out of ammo. And he's invincible.

[TheCookingmaster]

@TheMultiEnabled WHY ARE YOU STUPID ZAPPERS SHOOTING ME -click click- DAMNIT JUST WHAT I NEED WHEN THERE ARE 7 ZAPPERS!!!

[9picklepowers]

@TheMultiEnabled It's a comedy/ walkthrough, he shouldn't run out of ammo maybe more than twice. And in TERRIBLE situations.

[gizmofly870]

@TheMultiEnabled because were nerds.

[Trybut3]

@TheMultiEnabled his using the God mode for the right reason not to collect guns

[myshcoolaccount]

@noquedaunbuennombre if you didnt know, he dosent need to, cause he uses cheats.

[KawaiiDiamond18]

@noquedaunbuennombre sometimes the ammo isn't the right one

[gso619]

@noquedaunbuennombre He doesen't need them. He has a doctors degree

[Parachuteification]

@noquedaunbuennombre Hes not meant to, he has a sort of set of rules.

[Kaweebo]

Why do you? If he ignores it...so? He's probably not gonna be running out of ammo, and he doesn't need health boosts. The only time he used it was when he got shot in the ear by that turret in one of the earlier episodes.

[TheHaloCEfan]

@noquedaunbuennombre no because its more realistic that way because theres no animation

[Warkera]

@noquedaunbuennombre He is maybe using God Mode

[TheDeadlyGamer]

@noquedaunbuennombre HE dont pick it cause its a comedy and hes pro. and dont lose HP.

[mewmewmech]

@noquedaunbuennombre JUST WATCH THE SHOW AND STOP COMPLAINING!

[noquedaunbuennombre]

@mewmewmech y u mad tho?

[ExtremePretzel]

@noquedaunbuennombre ...no?

[AlcobelCity2]

@noquedaunbuennombre nope

[noquedaunbuennombre]

@AlcobelCity2 okey

[antonfatso]

@noquedaunbuennombre nah; If this was real life, you wouldn't carry tonnes of ammo would you? It would be too heavy

[noquedaunbuennombre]

@antonfatso Implying this game somewhat reflects real life by any possible mean? And yes, I would probably carry a lot of ammo if I had to fight those shitty aliens.

[awesomedude192]

hes a track star.... amazing.... hes an incredible brain, survived the the green apoclypse, living through a military attack, aliens, survived bombing, killed ninjas later on AND is a track star? wow.

[gostman50]

3:59

DO A BARELL ROLL

[OniLinkPlus]

Just imagine if Ross Scott does Half-Life 2 when he finishes Half-Life. Everyone worships Freeman in that game. He'd be in heaven.

[maxhacker11]

how do you run so fast????????

[mistysimba29]

that stupid FINISH HIM! (click here) thing, i finally clicked it and it opened a page i COULDN'T GET OUT OF. god machinima, keep it up and i might just unsubscribe...

[erikas2010]

1:59 :D The Number 2 Soldier Hit His Head in The wall :DDD

[gangstervural]

why are the soldiers shooting at him??? I dont get this!!!!

[InTheArmsOfRain1]

@gangstervural they need to kill everybody involved in the inccident

[gangstervural]

@InTheArmsOfRain1 oh lol xD i always thought they were some corrupt kind of military << well, actually they are

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@gangstervural i dont think so... maybe.... it IS there idea of containment after all...

[julienne910]

Dammit these ar like squek toys from hell

[jhenry9989]

i'd play your sport

[Ruairidh1231]

HAhahahaha. The answer to heisenbergs uncertainty principle = to get drunk and set fire to things.

[Transmissional]

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A JOB YOUR A VAGRANT-UGH WORMS>

[Transmissional]

I guess you guys are the learn by experience type. But that only goes so far.

[TheCrazyDog21]

These are like squeek toys from hell :D

[mrgregor1337]

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[Molotrg]

4:01 Thet montser got skilzz ^^

[jovit91]

and u cant chase me because u dont have any legss!!!! lalala

[constachugga]

what key or what do you do to make it so you walk without a gun on screen?

[daumisx]

@constachugga i think impulse 200

[constachugga]

@daumisx hmmm,ill try that

[constachugga]

@daumisx impulse 200 is right

[constachugga]

@daumisx now the q is,how do i bind it to my keys? it comes up with (when i do bind b impulse 200)bind(key)[attach a command to a key] and when i do bind b impulse_200,it does nothing, and impulse does nothing either,so can you find a way please?

[MCnRF]

I already pattened it sorry :)

[GrizzlerBorno]

Doesn't electricity always travel through the OUTER surface of a metal object? If the FEV WAS made of plate metal (which I...doubt), it would pass through the outside of your suit into the grou-okay, I have a physics exam tomorrow and...that was my way of making up for not studying and watching this instead.