Red Alert 3: Soviet Cutscene Theater pt 2 (HD)

[jaggavan]

@RexZShadow After ww2 Russia used nazi scientists where as England and America wouldn't allow them to help which made Russian tech better aswell Russia were far more superior to America the only problem russia had was middle east europe and America would have been taken over easy America because Cuba and Europe because it had all the small countries that big countries looked down upon so u look back at history

[RexZShadow]

@PKBChaz hmmm please go take world history class?

Idk how the USSR could have won at all,

they have more people, thats not well geared....

they had most land, thats mostly waste land....

I LOVE to see where the soviet union get the capability to beat western Europe AND the united stated. When Germany which had much better tech and military mind only mange to conquer most of Europe because there was a "peace treaty" between Germany and the soviets.

[jayownzer]

zip up ur top you slut, wait *pauses*...ill umm be back

[mrtimmi47]

When Dr. Zelinski is gone then I would be pretty fucking worried.

[mrtimmi47]

That general guy is really an party breaker.

[tqliu]

This sounds like WWII

except the Empire is germany

[riley1497able]

Anyone else notice that Tim Curry has a lazy eye?

[buffer545]

Ah, good old RA cheesiness.

[MaoistRebelNews2]

I found this easy to fap to

[xArDDeT]

Hello Cave Jonson

[matthiasfsa]

Ivana!!!! <3

[SelSun83]

captain wishmaster!

[xange666]

@SelSun83 Andrew Divoff <3

[SelSun83]

@xange666 <3

[Shpwnicus]

to sum it up for you people if america didnt have the nuke then japan would not have been bombed and surrendered which means they would still control lots of china then the war would still be happening and then the victor could have been anyone.

[OmegaOprah]

This is perhaps one of the only YouTube videos I've ever seen where the comments are intellectual, useful and thoughtful. Bravo gentlemen.

[najhoant]

I just found out: The guy who plays Krukow later did the voice of Kravchenko in CoD: Black Ops

[flibberswooper0]

We are farmers! Bum badumdumdumdumdum

[MK7896]

President Akramin you were the president i always wanted but never had!?

[Bigstarrocker9]

Its President Nathaniel Burke

[GetToHellOut]

General is colonel, and Chernenko is gereral. WTF?!

[TerraceArchimedes]

Well guess what you sod, I rigged your office with explosives.

:)

[FrioFrijoles]

6:33 DAT ASS

[Arbiter11723]

The whole emipire thing is kinda weird, the allies wouldve just invaded...

[Itzmyrave]

06:35

[paydafee]

red alert - einstein time travelled and removed hitler, no ww2 only a european war between the allies and soviets.

after red alert 2 - soviets time travelled and removed einstein, no ww2, no atomic weapons

japan was able to build up quietly and make gundams

[fastold]

@paydafee in red alert 3 they remove einstein and the empire is born red alert 2 follows after the events of the first one

[GasPuch62]

"While you were hiding behind the barricades in Leningrad, the enemy was THRUSTING DEEPLY into the motherland's TENDER NETHER REGIONS!" ...say what?" (watch her face)

[babyben6]

dasha is such a sweetheart =D

[neokazuka]

For once I was hoping that the soviet ending would be canon... after all, they have been hyping it as a soviet centric game (the plot, the opening, the menu theme and the adverts all revolves around the soviet characters).

Uprising could be about the Empire and the Allies uprising against the Soviets (thus aptly named uprising, not some broken up story between the sides handling their own private businesses)

[Russian3600]

I dont get the fina l

[Russian3600]

Without nukes the soviet could easily crush wester powers

[TheMuscleHamster100]

wow a 6star General he must be so good that they created another rank in the general's section

[basanovababyclu]

please tell me im not the only one who noticed all the sex innuendo

[MarianoRyu]

- And to think Cherdenko was singing "I'm a sweet transvestite" in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. LOL

He's gotta be lucky that the Chronosphere was invented.

[Experiment632]

Not likely the outcome of Red Alert One would have changed due to altering the past in the beginning of Red Alert Three -- I easily beat the original Red Alert without the use of the Chronosphere, which has always proven to be more trouble then it's worth. Also with no nukes or defending that troublesome POS Chronosphere, many of the harder Red Alert missions wouldn't have taken place.

[Collapse025]

3:13 hahahahahaha!!! I Lol'd So hard!!! xD

[TheImmortalNerd]

0:33

Dasha's expression after he said that just reeks of implied facepalm.

[63184258]

Как отвратительно все это смотреть про мою страну, почему у всех такое представление о России? =(

[Crow2477]

thumbs up if Romanov from red alert 2 was a much better premiere

[SpartanKratos001]

@Crow2477 Speaking of wit, he's probably worse than Bush.

[mnil0231]

9:32 ITS A TRAP

[Assault912]

9:28 and then we will kkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa­aaaaazzzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 'em lol

[Mandragara]

The moral of all the world wars and the cold war; Don't fuck with the Germans!

[Jh5kRadio]

I thought Soviet Union was anti-Tsarist and anti-Cossack?

Or was it just Stalin?

[GreenWolfRaider]

I hate how krukov likes to take the glory for stuff that the commander did, when i played the campaign, HE was the one hiding in his barricades, not even sending a damn force from there,

[alicefleugel]

the general is bitter...

[RussainCommunist]

Wait! You have to fight in Vladivostok? My home town?! Oh no

[Tmineff]

I have a dackel named fuji...

[AwesomeSauce64]

asshole, you're the one who sent him to leningrad anyway

[GTAxxxCHEATER]

Actually in that situation empire didn't develop quiet strong technology

because the empire was using low tanks and cheap guns but in the other the most powerful nation at weaponry was Germans!!! Advance tanks weapons and all of nuclear technology!! The Germans have the advantage Hitler must be the most common enemy for them!!!

[MartimationStudios]

commander disses krukov...XD

[RFT15ify]

Premier Ginko taking a sneak peak 06:35

[Cocarat206]

Cherdanko seems alot like Stalin towards the end...rutheless, efficient, but paranoid, killing anyone who could POSSIBLY get in his way.

[DJzeroblitz]

If we killed Einstein and nukes hadnt been created CoD6 Games would never be the same ;L just massive samurai stomping in and Mac Tavish and Soap are japanese Samurai

[EverAfter6]

what does dosvedania mean? sry if wrong spelling:)

[Psyckotra]

@EverAfter6 dasvedanya means farewell.

[HoribiFuckis]

Hahahaha tender nether regions classic.

[44centz]

I LOVE GENERAL KRUKOV LOL! whens hes like "you see commander while you were hiding behind the barricades etc etc*

[YellowSmileyIsAngry]

The Russian chick at 5:30 is sooooo hot! <3

[Stebbiethegreat]

Ray Bradbury wrote a short story named A Sound Of Thunder. Some guys go back in time, kill a butterfly on accident, then comeback to find the world changed. Read it.

[DaxenAx]

They have made a movie of the book too, with the same name.

[darthkarr]

ya know...if nukes never exsisted...the soviet union wouldnt have being much f a threat...and the allies proabnly wouldve won the war easily...sorta seems silly doesnt it...uggh...i hate time travel

[robvanmol]

@darthkarr nope, it wouldnt, they killed einstein...so lots of technollogie was lost there.

[GenralMajors]

I thought the Russians built their own nukes. (maybe they did have spies?)

[TheAntiochus]

Nuclear and Atomic technology is acctually German. Certain German scientists decided to give the United States such atomic technology. It was only after the United States attempted to treat the Soviet Union as a puppet state did Stalin retaliate, and had Eastern German scientists develop a more advanced Nuclear technology. This was the basis for the Cold War.

[robvanmol]

Well they didnt give the americans the nuclear technollogy, the americans putted them in a large villa (all the scientists) and they installed sound equipment in it so they could lisnten what they were saying to eachother.

Eventually when the Germans got comfortable there they talket about the nuclear tests/data etc, americans translated this and got perfected the data and made the Atomic bomb like we know it nowdays.

[EuroAmericanReich]

@TheAntiochus Germany was right in the end.

[ShrougerNite]

@TheAntiochus I believe you misunderstand, then. Nuclear and atomic technology was being built by the Germans, but the Manhattan Project was an American endeavor. Though the basis of the technology came from the findings of German scientists (most notably Albert Einstein), the first successful construction of an atomic bomb was American.

[TheDarkBlob]

Respond to this video...  and Einstein was from Germany...

[robvanmol]

The russians do build their own nukes based on the experiments the germans did.

The german nuke failed couse they made it too heavy they putted too much uranium in it so it wouldnt work.

[Tattooedromeo]

Where did u get this? I didn't even know the Nazi were testing nukes.

True about ur saying that the Nazi were the first...but the commies took it from the American through espionage.

[sporegodcreator]

actually alies used the first nuke they bombed it in japan in the WWIII maybe the russia copied it

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

einstein came up with e=mc2 without it nobody could even consider the idea of nukes

[ROFLSoup]

Perhaps thats where the Empire of the Rising Sun came into play. Prevented the Allies from finishing off the Soviets. The theory of time travel though is that little changes in the past would completely change the future. In fact, you reading this or not reading this will probably result in two different futures, slightly. Everything you do, see, and learn changes your thoughts and how you percieve and handle each situation in the future, which affects others who you meet and so on. Its complex.

[InuYashaMart]

@ROFLSoup

The thing is, by killing Einstein... Einstein could not kill Hilter (which makes the Soviets stronger)... BUT, no nuclear bomb = no hiroshima bomb and nagasaki bomb too, which means that the japans are not destroyed ;D

[ray02946]

@ROFLSoup

lol thats a theory also like all of them i believe in the theory that time travel would never exist due tot he fact that if it did history would be overall much better than it was/is.

[Serachfan]

@ROFLSoup For example if you didn't spend 20 seconds to read this you could go to the kitchen for a glass of water instead and slip on a banana and die. But thank god you did, so your mama had time to pick it up and here you are alive:D

[Chrinik]

@ROFLSoup

Well there is also a theory that you can´t change time, because when you go back in time, and change it, you had already done that...

But enough of that.

Well, without nukes, the USSR is still a threat...it would still posses a strong landforce and pushing into the allied regions would still be a high threat. Also, America not dropping the nuke on Japan seems to have made them crazy overpowered XD

Ah the asians and their crazy scientists...

[karlosrolero]

@ROFLSoup Hell Yeah if it is complex. I understand it, but its fucking complex

[Peristerygr]

@ROFLSoup It is not certain that Western Allies would win. Soviet Union was came from WW2 as a very strong power -and that was a fact regardless ideologies! The truth is without nukes the world would be in chaos because both of them would fight to the end! Peace existed after 1945 because measures and countere measures would destroy nearly all humanity and Earth woud be a rather dead planet! Not to say that none of the competetors in Cold War was enough well protected from a nuclear strike! 

[GriffinZabaton]

@darthkarr ya know... red alert is about what would happend if the Third Reich would never existed, the removal of nukes just gives it a new flavour, but without the third reich (which was the only developed army at the time) the Russians would easily conquered whole European mainland, as easily as the germans did, now, America & GB have to fight the biggest army by themselves, which would mean they hadn't the possibilty to fight Japan, espacially without nukes.

[BGSlopy]

@darthkarr dude dont get to much in to the realism of this game. If there are particles coliders and satelites in the game i dont see how the hell are there no nucliar weapons.

[Obscurosphere]

@darthkarr Actually the soviet union outnumberd the rest of the combined allies by over 5 to 1 in europe and could of EASILY booted the US out of euro if we didnt hasve nukes.

[stygn]

@darthkarr At the end of WW2 the USSR had the greatest land force and air force in the world. They were only lacking in naval power. If it hadn't been for the atomic bomb, the USSR would have rolled over Europe and faced the USA on two fronts. Do you really think they mounted an assault in Manchuria just to back up the US? But with the atomic bomb, the USA were invincible.. No matter how many men, tanks, planes or ships you sent, they had the ultimate weapon. That's why USSR time traveled in RA3

[Zataku]

@darthkarr so, wait.... Einstein travels back to elimate Hitler, and then tim Curry goes back to elimate Einstein, so nukes are never made, Germany never rises to power, WW2 never happens.... or is it....wait....what?

ARGH!!! This franchise makes my brain hurt!!!

[Batou3]

@darthkarr I say with out nukes the japanese would have the gut to fight back. Hence the EORS. Soviets have more advancements in tech.

[PKBChaz]

@darthkarr

XD you believe that the western Allies would of beaten a war against the USSR?

dont make me laugh

They had more men, more land, and could of easily taken us over

the only reason that the Union didn't invade was because of America's Nukes and of there nukes

neither one wanted to launch them because they would of known that everyone would die.

Without Nukes we be learning how great lenin and stalin are XD

I love America but face the facts the USSR would kick our asses

USA

CCCP

[MultiMod21]

@darthkarr yeah but the empire of the rising sun will deafeat you

[TheZeno69]

i dont udersrand why you would have to stop the " allies" pretty stupid if you ask me.

[xservintage]

I well RUTE OUT dee enamee widin!

Djenerel!

[gronndar]

soviet campaing cut scenes were the best. by many ways...

[youneveri]

"WE will never meet again " why wat happened???

[Dmasterman]

He means that he's going to kill his top commander, after all he did because he is now a possible threat to the Premier

[zxcbyyyy]

Basically he saying he going to have you killed.

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

The general is played by the Djinn! (Andrew Divoff)

[Santatonline]

yeah its jokes

[MegaSoldier64]

jeez what wrong with capitalism? almost billions of people appreciate the system, it has been around for years, but alot of nations don't like it

[AquaticIdealist]

Idealists and the workers despise Capitalism for its merciless greed. Yet, Communism is also not the answer because it does not value individual life even if the collective good is critical. It is difficult to balance between individualism and collectivism, and one who finds that balance will likely save us all.

[sabin15]

The only way capitalism would work is if a limited amount of people were stranded on an island ( or similar).  Otherwise you risk progress, growth, opportunity, freedom, and morals.

[TheARFeh]

It's a trap!

[DXHatakeKakashi]

ZOMG O_O

[Bojanglesz89]

Kummandr

[PcKSnipE]

HAHAHAHAHA

[allyourbase50]

Thats The Teacher Guy From Scary Movie 2

[kakan113]

yah

[blackwaterapprentice]

lol..and the american president is the newspaper Jonah Johnson guy from spiderman.

[allyourbase50]

The Guy Whos always like "PARKER!!!"???

[skyraptor]

:D haha

[44centz]

OMFG YOU SRS?!?!

lol i neva noticed!!!!!

[Emocliae]

tim curry, yes

[allyourbase50]

lol awesome! where have i seen the scientist guy before?

[Emocliae]

he was the abusive husband in chocolat. thats the only one ive seen.

um, i think hes also in armageddon, bad boys II aaaaand thats all the really well known ones

[allyourbase50]

ya i think i remember him from armadgeddon. I think i saw him in Hostile.

[skyraptor]

armageddon..Russian cosmanaut :D

[allyourbase50]

ya that guys pretty cool lol

[AzulTee]

Peter Stormare From Sweden =) he's in Minority Report Mad doctor there to and he's nurs sings a swedish song ;)

[allyourbase50]

No way lol

[AzulTee]

Way ^^

[allyourbase50]

ya i remember who he was in hostile. I think he was *SPOILER ALERT* The guy who cuts his own leg off with the chainsaw.

[Bluehawk2008]

Every time he leans forward you can hear his medals jingling.

[inflateable]

this fights between commander and that other commander means he want to kill him .. he wants to replace you

[Michaelsully1009]

I just can't seem to look at Tasha's face.

[niloah]

she's awesome tho.

[CriticalHit052]

i thought they promoted you to general

[Bovenbonkel]

yeah at like 6:30