The scary thing is that there are people this stupid, and their stupid logic sometimes "wins" the argument over people who are more intelligent but who lack the ability to think "on their feet" and argue effectively. Like me for example ..... ;-(
@crapatev you are right, there are people this retarded. i went to college with this guy who thought he got this girl pregnant. he was with her only a week and she had a bump which looked like she was 3 months pregnant. eventually it came out that it wasnt his. but when he found out he asked me about whether it was possible that his sperm had knocked this other guys sperm into her womb. kinda like spunk-snooker. i told him how pregnancy works in the simplest way but he still didnt understand.
@crapatev you are right, there are people this retarded. i went to college with this guy who thought he got this girl pregnant. he was with her only a week and she had a bump which looked like she was 3 months pregnant. eventually it came out that it wasnt his. but when he found out he asked me about whether it was possible that his sperm had knocked this other guys sperm into her womb. kinda like spunk-snooker. i told him how pregnancy works in the simplest way but he still didnt understand.
"When dreadful duty leads you to the place where you have stored it. And when you walking dog, and call the children "He won't bite" then see them run, deranged by what you're dragging round and have been since you found him, eyeless stiff and putrid after seven months of "Oh, I wonder where he's got to?" Then welcome mmm, who born dead through your own arse, welcome. In Jaaaam"
I work as a radiographer and my girlfriend is an A&E nurse. This is exactly how some people actually are with health professionals. Some people are so thick and so full of themselves that the way they behave in a hospital is the same as a school playground, and if they don't understand something then they mock it.
the most un-nerving and ground breaking comedy of an age...chris morris hit his peak with jam...from the early days of "on the hour" through to "four lions", the man has been a force for change in how comedy and satire are viewed, and yet you ask the man / woman in the street who he is and you get blank stares...WHY?...and just listen to any of his interviews, he's right on the money about his "art" while the detractors cry foul...comedy genius?....i should say so....
@ognibandyrrah To be fair, I think Chris Morris did stay out of the public spotlight on purpose. I'd guess he didn't want to be idolised as another twatty celebrity.
@shitsumeilegumovitch I don't think it refers to a miscarried foetus, if that were the case it wouldn't be screaming. It's just that's what she saw the last baby as, a "screaming red rabbit thing" and probably threw it away.
@NewYorkDontLoveMe The doctor was Alan's girlfriend Sonja (Amelia Bullimore). The man was the weird racist guy in the Linton Travel Tavern Mike Sampson (Kevin Eldon). The other woman was Kate the posh recovering drug addict Alan is on the radio show with (Julia Davis).
Yeah, I laughed at this sketch but never heard what she said at the end. Then when I heard her say, 'It better be spot cream. Don't want 'nother one of them screaming red rabbit things,' I just thought Woah, that's a bit..... Love Jam.
Ha ha if not for the accents I would think they were form the American south! They know better than to believe all them fancy educated doctors with their "science"!
You just want to feel my twit
upyourtits 4 months ago
@upyourtits (twat mate. its the accent lol)
radgemasterben 2 months ago
The scary thing is that there are people this stupid, and their stupid logic sometimes "wins" the argument over people who are more intelligent but who lack the ability to think "on their feet" and argue effectively. Like me for example ..... ;-(
crapatev 6 months ago 3
@crapatev you are right, there are people this retarded. i went to college with this guy who thought he got this girl pregnant. he was with her only a week and she had a bump which looked like she was 3 months pregnant. eventually it came out that it wasnt his. but when he found out he asked me about whether it was possible that his sperm had knocked this other guys sperm into her womb. kinda like spunk-snooker. i told him how pregnancy works in the simplest way but he still didnt understand.
bendle34 4 months ago
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@crapatev you are right, there are people this retarded. i went to college with this guy who thought he got this girl pregnant. he was with her only a week and she had a bump which looked like she was 3 months pregnant. eventually it came out that it wasnt his. but when he found out he asked me about whether it was possible that his sperm had knocked this other guys sperm into her womb. kinda like spunk-snooker. i told him how pregnancy works in the simplest way but he still didnt understand.
bendle34 4 months ago
"When dreadful duty leads you to the place where you have stored it. And when you walking dog, and call the children "He won't bite" then see them run, deranged by what you're dragging round and have been since you found him, eyeless stiff and putrid after seven months of "Oh, I wonder where he's got to?" Then welcome mmm, who born dead through your own arse, welcome. In Jaaaam"
ThePrice8 7 months ago
how does a baby get in their
well.......you put it in there
no i did not
Arzaker 9 months ago 2
This is funny as hell.
I work as a radiographer and my girlfriend is an A&E nurse. This is exactly how some people actually are with health professionals. Some people are so thick and so full of themselves that the way they behave in a hospital is the same as a school playground, and if they don't understand something then they mock it.
redmilkcrate 9 months ago 3
"I Think It Is The Wheat Allergy Actually"
spoitguitar 9 months ago
Did he say 'messin around in her squishy?'.
Chris Morris fuck yeah.
Rotsertin 10 months ago
'Don't want another of those screaming red rabbit things.'
Oh, Chris Morris.
hotelmario510 10 months ago
the most un-nerving and ground breaking comedy of an age...chris morris hit his peak with jam...from the early days of "on the hour" through to "four lions", the man has been a force for change in how comedy and satire are viewed, and yet you ask the man / woman in the street who he is and you get blank stares...WHY?...and just listen to any of his interviews, he's right on the money about his "art" while the detractors cry foul...comedy genius?....i should say so....
ognibandyrrah 1 year ago 18
@ognibandyrrah To be fair, I think Chris Morris did stay out of the public spotlight on purpose. I'd guess he didn't want to be idolised as another twatty celebrity.
lyris1 1 month ago
My wife is a midwife. In the West Country, funnily enough.
This sketch is a completely accurate account of real life.
DrChalkwithering 1 year ago 3
"You just wanna feel of my twit!"
peanutworm 1 year ago 2
it makes a bit of foam, hahahaha
drplbiftin 1 year ago 5
the music is .. The Hush - RAE & CHRISTIAN with TEXAS
AdolfsTeste 1 year ago
Classic....... "You're not a doctor, you're a wanker!"
Zaka999 1 year ago 3
best sketch ever
pukabowers 1 year ago
screamy red rabbits aarrrgh
gorgolyt 1 year ago 3
"Screaming red rabbit thing" means a premature baby or a miscarried fetus.
shitsumeilegumovitch 1 year ago
@shitsumeilegumovitch I don't think it refers to a miscarried foetus, if that were the case it wouldn't be screaming. It's just that's what she saw the last baby as, a "screaming red rabbit thing" and probably threw it away.
EricSeanPayn 1 year ago
au contraire good sir, it's quite funny...
carverbrian 1 year ago
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this isn't funny.
MetalAaron 1 year ago
All three of these people were in I'm Alan Partridge.
Mankind081 2 years ago 3
@Mankind081 they werent, what characrters where they then? ive seen every episode of that show like 4 times each.
NewYorkDontLoveMe 1 year ago
@NewYorkDontLoveMe The doctor was Alan's girlfriend Sonja (Amelia Bullimore). The man was the weird racist guy in the Linton Travel Tavern Mike Sampson (Kevin Eldon). The other woman was Kate the posh recovering drug addict Alan is on the radio show with (Julia Davis).
Mankind081 1 year ago
@Mankind081 so there was! wow, theyve changed quite a bit. ! great show alan partridge, love it, great actors too
NewYorkDontLoveMe 1 year ago
@Mankind081 And so was the writer/director Chris Morris (as the posh farmer in S1).
So the males involved in this sketch were both in S1, and the females were both in S2.
It's fun to dot the dots.
MrVinushka 9 months ago
what are red rabbit things?
JacquesBrel11 2 years ago
i was struggling to eat my dinner laughing at this xD
but the last line is dark
PzoiNick 2 years ago
Yeah, I laughed at this sketch but never heard what she said at the end. Then when I heard her say, 'It better be spot cream. Don't want 'nother one of them screaming red rabbit things,' I just thought Woah, that's a bit..... Love Jam.
Carbonego 2 years ago 21
@Carbonego I don't understand that last line. Is she saying its happened before or something? :P
imlan123 2 years ago
I believe so..... THAT'S how thick they are.
Carbonego 2 years ago
Seems so obvious now :P Love this show. Appeals to my sense of humour...is that wrong?
imlan123 2 years ago
Ha, not at all. Two Jam sketches ('Forgotten Axe' and 'Richard Madeley') made me fall out of my chair laughing.
Carbonego 2 years ago
'squishy' is the best word i have heard for it yet!!
sharplesal 2 years ago 5
Julia Davis seemingly giving inspiration for the character of Vicky Pollard.
This is definitely one of the most laugh out loud sketches from Jam, yet still quite deliciously disturbing.
"You're not a Doctor, you're a wanker!"
BrummieAvenger 2 years ago 4
or better still, preparing her accent for the beautious nighty night!
youresuchajerk 2 years ago
Ha ha if not for the accents I would think they were form the American south! They know better than to believe all them fancy educated doctors with their "science"!
carverbrian 2 years ago
its just a bit of foam ha
quavercheese 2 years ago