Youtube Poop: Billy Mays enjoys dents on his car

[Tarydtaryd]

dong king? donkey kong?

[CafaroVids]

The entire time i was like -_- and he said we'll fuck ur money so i loled

[MaryStewart]

doesn't "ding king" sound like a porn site or something? ^^;

[segerethan]

fuck you no!!!!!!

[LPGivenUp19]

The ding king gives you the power to remove that king, and you s**t yourself!

[SWI0001]

I AM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF I THINK I'M ALMOST SICK FROM LAUGHING

[zestymuffin]

am i the only one who thinks ding king sounds funny?

[kino997]

What is from? 0:18. I been searching for that.

[avendanopaciorek]

@kino997 The fuck you? Jack Black says it

[TC8950]

And look you car is gay again!

LOL

[TheJedrzejK]

@TC8950 but my car already IS gay

[AuburnAttack21]

And if you're not completely satisfied, we'll fuck your money XD

[DeadEndProductions13]

Pause it at 0:45! Looks like he's taking a crap!

[usarules10]

If your not completely satisfied, we'll fuck your money

[Mocha2007andcoco]

What I said after the video was mmmhmmm but I didn't even see the description, so it was awkward!

[ALHighlander2007]

The ding king actually works.

[SoulCloset]

1:01 It's Gay! Watch it instantly before your eyes

[SoulCloset]

1:05 It's Gay!

[Pingas64]

LOL your car is GAY!!!

[Pingas64]

and put it firmly.... ITS ME!!!

[TheK154321]

just apply the james bond agent. LOL

[PolishRatEuropean]

Or spend 9000!!!!! dollars to have it fixed!

[ymarichal]

0:18 mama luigi

[alden6644]

i dont want my money fucked

[superspartan1123]

i didnt quite catch all the car companies....

[funhacking21]

itz lik teh deent wuz thear

[spleefrog9]

he beats the shit out of the car hood.

lolz

[TheReaper5055]

lol 0:26

[ToasterSandwich]

this is great, could use some more sound inserts though. I forget to do that sometimes, too. =]

[thewizkid15]

that shit don't work for lamborghini?! you how much it costs to remove dents from one of those?!

[Errorman0001]

xD its gay!

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

"You gotta see it to believe it!"

"...what?"

"You gotta see it to believe it!"

"...what?"

"It's called the Ding King!"

"What are you-??!"

"The Ding King."

0:53 - 0:56 makes my fingers hurt for some reason...

[dasdasist]

ITS GAY!!

[AmericanIdiot2001]

R.I.P. billy T-T

[jayorteg713]

and place it and place it and place its gay KABOOM

[McVaio]

It's like the dent was there - LOL

[nickyjules10]

get on the BAAWWLLL you stupid dent king!

[CoolBlueZR1]

0:47

"Simply apply the JAMES bond agent to the super strong dent-puller"

Hahaha

[KAHEBLEH]

magical repairing and damaging hammer O.o

[snowguy54]

One year ago today...my brother turned 9, and Billy Mays died :'((((( RIP

[westridgemattlyman]

I forget that he's dead :(

its kinda hard to believe. He's so alive among his fans.

and you **** yourself.

[Prim3StaR]

I like to drive around with dents and dings.

[billionar1234]

And look! your cars GAY again!

[nessnes64]

Its the wan-king

[Daghead]

"Works on every car ever made" piece of shit fucking bastards

[kkat321]

look at billy mays! hes a duzzy. pay a fortune to have it removed! lmao

[Shikunisai]

0:55 And twist on this special wing nut! It's gay! Your car is gay again! And 1:45 And if you're not completely satisfied, we'll fuck your money! (I don't exactly see how that'll work..)

[Shikunisai]

LMAO!! 1:01

And twist on the special wing nut! It's gay! :D

[Rorschach1212]

simply apply the special jizz bondage! Good job!

[Hauntzor]

"The Ding King allows you to remove that king in minutes!"

You should have had the King yell "Oah!" when he said that XD

[Mistertbones]

It's a Doozy!

[jordan8956]

o shit i had my volume so loud when he said ''fuck you'' why does the volume have to change???

[lolshows101]

Fuck you !!!

No...

[iluvguineapigz]

wtf they didnt have toyota on the car brand list!

[xxplosiv88]

@iluvguineapigz Yeah they do, third to the bottom 1:44

[iluvguineapigz]

@xxplosiv88 oh yeah they do, silly me. duh!

[Golfkid100]

Take a look at Billy Mays!

[redchrono]

where do you get the "fuck you" soundbite from?

[BoneofMalkav]

@redchrono Tenacious D

[lisap0409]

win at 1:51

[AuburnAttack21]

Auto body shops pay as much as 3 dollars

Give me my 3 dollars then <.<

[citkat974]

look at billy mays! Hes a duzzy

XD

[NHComputerGeek]

it's gay; you see it happen instantly LOL

[cheesekake22]

will it work on a tank with 9 inch steal body?

[JackSkeleton1337]

And if you're not completely satisfied, We'll fuck your money.

[zenmavado]

that was so funny!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL)O!!

[TASPChannel]

What's the song u played at the end?

[sporelover123]

or spend 100THOUSAND!

[Tryphon34]

OH NOz H?E FUKING MEH MONEY!

[Mikey234432]

perfect!!!

[ChaosC50]

And Look! Your car is gay again!

[AetherEthereal]

Not much of a poop...

[dwd006]

James Bond agent haha

[HODAgentG]

R.I.P BILLY MAZE

[blacktigerpaw1]

LOL!!!!!!!

[MuFFinBeKa]

...and place it...and place it....

[deathbyplutonium]

lol i had the volume like all the way up wen jack black wuz all like F U

[Haloya101]

1:51

lol

[RevengeofGothzilla]

The ding king gives you the power to remove that king in minutes!

[DarthSephiroth2012]

We'll fuck your money? lol

[SPGoblivion]

what's the song at 2:09?

[vidcritic27]

Apply the James bond agent. That's win.

[Pikman01]

Billy: What do you do when you get a dent in your car?

Luigi: ...F**K YOU!!

[danadoodlegirl]

R.I.P. Billy Mays :(

LMAO Nice XD

[ChocolateSoda1]

1:02 ITS GAY

[rammice]

LMFAO "its like the dent was there"

[Skid00everest340]

but how a bout a scania and not a saab

[cheater30]

We'll fuck your money!

[Flargenyargen]

Volume. Range. Holy crap, dude.

[BFictheMan]

What do you when you get a dent or a ding in your car?

FUCK YOU!

[appleinfl]

We'll fuk your money.

[UnseenAGT]

auto body shops pay as much as tthree dollars for the same kit

[NeedU2Subscribe]

HAHAHHAHAA ITS A DOOZIE

[PwnzorBob]

You gotta see it to believe it!

What.

You gotta see it to believe it!

What.

It's called the Ding King!

What do y-

The Ding King.

[MegaNicoboy]

now your kar lookgay

[JonJoProductions]

Metal Gear 2?

Lol

[JOHNODOYLE007]

0:46

apply the James Bond Agent

Win

[lottabullets54]

It's like the dent was there!..."FUCK YOU!"

[Sundownerr]

lol "Its Gay"

[bloodbath133]

"take all your anger out on it by hitting it again" xD fucking love it 5 stars

[TheInfamousGravy]

damnit, I accidentally rated 2 instead of 5, why are the stars so close to the play button

[kitkatcutie520]

*smacks car* BURNT ON CHEESE *smiles*

[PlanetsHockey9]

LMAO and the dent was there

[shmbugi]

Haha couldnt stop laughing at "FUCK YOU!!" "....NO"

[EDiot248]

Neither could I lol

[himmlersgirl7]

almost fuckin died laughing

ROFLMAO!!

[TreeDonkey992]

this was pretty good, but you could of made the volume of the sounds all match. i had my sound up really sound just to hear it and then "FUCK YOU"

[pauljan1988]

The difference in volume between the different sources of video started to get on my nerves

[poop121]

agreed

[HowTroublesomeShika]

0:26-0:31 beast

[dahllabillz]

1:49 If your're not completely satisfied, we'll fuck your money. Auto body shops pay as much as 3 dollars for the same kit, the ding kit is yours for only 300 dollars, but you've go to call now!

[boredommademedoit]

Grrr. My parents walked in the room right when it said F#$@ you!!! and it was really loud

[Earl203]

Did you get grounded?

[WiiForever302]

same here lucky they were tired.

[thbs35]

SAME HEER!!!!

FTW, DOODE!?!?!?!

[samsbabejr]

You take your anger out by hitting it again! LOL!! The night he died i had dreams about him. It's porbley because i love him and Mighty Putty holds the glow in the dark stars on my wall :(

[RandomAs5]

:26 - :31 my favorite part

[1245678987]

LOL that wont work on cars older than like 10-20 years old

dent in a 1970 car = impossible to get out with that

btw uhm.. y do u even need to have the other 2 gripping things on the side just put it on, put wing nut on, pull

[dude018219293]

We'll fuck your money

hahahaha

[Nizaralsibai]

Rip billy ='[..

[Shadow78954]

RIP Billy Mays

[KaiLuck]

You'll do WHAT to my money!! :D

[TouYube67]

apply wat 0:45

[MrOzzy15]

RIP mr. mays :(

[SmaMan]

ALL CAPS DAY IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS!!!

[GOTMILK36]

RIP Billy Mays. an icon in Pittsburgh

[falloutboy752]

RIP

[bluephoenixone]

RIP Billy =[

[BramericanDude]

1:49 lmfao xD

[saxman112]

"Kaboom, and the dent is gone!"

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[coyotebongwater]

its a doozy!

[gr33npuff1n]

Your getting bettaer at making poops!

[Razgriz2118]

"If you're not completely satisfied, we'll fu** your money!"

Customer satisfaction all right.

[happyhobbits473]

Billy Mays really loves to hit his car with a hammer. Why does he love dents so much?

[Bloodlusterr]

Sorry rated 4/5. I mean to clikc 5/5. D: No better yet. 100000/5. It was that funny. XD

[9000musicmaster]

lol

[BGstudiosINC]

Stupid.

[darkpivot09]

0:26 HAHA

[AhcriSlate]

Did he say "watch that awful dentist disappear"? XD

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

"auto body shops pay $3 for the same kit...King Ding is yours for only $300."

That's some bargain...not.

[100Doomslayer]

"we'll fuck your money"  LMAO

[Sinister096]

LOL when he said "FUCK YOU!" hella loud my dad turned around

[WiiForever302]

I know! that just happened to me! My mom was on the phone and FUCK YOU! She gets pissed!

[VladimirVLD]

What? No Audi?

[CoolBlueZR1]

Hmmm... I guess not.

[ZeroSumSpiral]

Why is his hair so light brown???

[xemjay]

Genetics?

[g4tech]

He really likes dents on his expensive bentley

[chuckiexyz]

The James Bonding Agent???

[fetchfilms]

lol 18 seconds

[mrducklumps1]

Your car is GAY again!! hahaha!!!!1

[thelastsoviet]

They fucked my money! T.T

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

"...Then twist on the special wing nut, it's gay."

"Check out this Billy Mays, it's a doozie."

I chortle.

[SamDavid11]

Ding Dang Ding Dang Ding lol!

[the06bug]

That's one sturdy hood

[BigDaddyJanson]

WATCH OUT, OR I'LL DlNG KING YOUR ASS!

[1foxluv1]

lol 1:01 lold the whole time XD

[killerdudecris]

damn i had to pause it to catch my breath WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU HIT IT AGAIN

[t0xIcInSaNiTy15]

if ur not satisfied well fuck ur $

[henny5555]

ITZ AH DHOOZEE

[jonlee421]

its gay

[SlashManEXE]

Will it work on my Model T?

[timerider4]

0:22

ROFL!

[DooMeh1]

If you're not completely satisfied, we'll fuck your money!

[RedDaVincy]

0:25-0:30 Billy reminds me of the villager from age of empires, what do you think?

[AndroidAR]

Yeah, I was thinking that too.