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  • yo mamas so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, the sun says, BITCH THAT'S MY JOB

  • Yo mama so young she told vector the crocodile from sega that he is stupid! And he has a big butt.

  • Yo momma so ugly, Goldfish jumps back into the sea.

  • yo mama so ugly she doesnt need a halloween costume

  • Your mama so ugly. She went to a beauty parlor, and it took them 3 hours just for an estimate.

  • Thumbs up if you clicked on the boobs and it redericted you to yomamas channel

  • Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

  • Yo mama so fat we took a picture of her on Christmas and it's still printing

  • yo mama so ugly, even bob the builder said "i cant fix that!"

  • Yo mama so fat she couldn't fit in this joke

  • Yo mama so ugly, she'd come in 8th in a beauty contest if there were only 7 contestants. Including her.

  • yo mama so ugly she went to a ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals"

  • yo mama so ugly she went up to the mirror and the was no reflection of her

  • yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

  • yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out of the toilet

    yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired

    you mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

    yo mama so stupid she thought the paparazzi was a new pizza at dominoes

    yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

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  • Man, yo mama is just ugly. End of story

  • yo mama so stupid when she drank KOOL AID she expected to be popular

  • yo mama so fat when she put on a red coat the kids say the warehouse is moving

  • yo mama so ugly that when she went to the store a person said get that dog out of here

  • Yo momma's so stupid she thought sams club was a nightclub.

  • Yo momma's so stupid she thought emails were ecstasy in envelopes.

  • Yo momma so fat, when she walked by the tv and i missed a whole season of family guy

  • Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool two japanese guys yelled 'tsunami'

  • Yo Mamas So Fat You Needed To Take A Cab To Get On Her Good Side

  • 0:22 nice boobs

  • 0:22 NICE BOOBS

  • To tell you. When she looked back they where in alphabetical order

  • Yo mama so ugly you told her to put the skittles in alphabetical order she said it wasn't possible when she looked away to te.

  • Yo momma so ugly....Justin Bieber finally said NEVER!!!!!

  • 0:21 what is he doing with his pinky

  • She watched the first two minutes of stars wars and cried NO FAIR IT'S JUST A TALKING BOOK!!

  • Yo mama is so ugly she made the ambulence call for help

  • Yo mama so stupid she put goldfish in a fish bowl

  • yo mama so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone!!!!!!

  • Yomama so ugly she scared the shit outta the scary maze game

  • Yomama so fat, she hittin that sugar like its cocaine

  • Yo mama so poor and stupid, she went chasing after the garbage truck with her grocery list.

  • thumbs up if most the yo mama jokes at the bottomm aareeee terribleeee

  • Yo mama so stupid, she tried to kill a fish by drowning it

  • Yo mamma so ugly, she scared the black out of Michael Jackson.

  • Yo mama so ugly kool-aid man just said OOH NOO

  • press 5, and watch the boobs :)

  • hot girlfriend

  • you moma so stupid that people said it was chill out side and went and got a bowl

  • DAT BOOBS!

  • Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

  • Yo mama so fat every time she farts a tornado happens in Kansas

  • yo mamma so ugly her sister diddent think she was related to her

  • Yo mama so ugly that people go as her for Halloween!!!

  • i justed thought of these: yo mamas so stupid she brought a solar powered flash light, Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! and Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

  • your mama is so fat that when ever she went up on the roof santa came and said bitch get off my roof

  • Yo mama so fat, when she saw a schoolbus full of white children, she yelled stop that twinkie!!!

  • His girlfriends boob are juicy milky and yummy

  • Yo Mama so HAIRY, Jane Goodall set up base camp in her bathroom!

  • Yo Mama So STUPID She Got Locked in a Grocery Storeand STARVED TO DEATH

  • Yo mamma so ugly bob da builder said "I can't fix that!"

  • y do u have my girl i banged last night

  • your mama so ugly when she posted a picture of her on facebook everyone clicked hide story

  • yo mama so stupid when she was driving to the airport a sign send airport left, she turned around and went home

  • yo mama so stupid when she got locked up in a grocery store she died of starvation.

  • Press 5 For Boob Jiggle

  • Yo momma so stupid that she bought a 3DS for the box

  • yo mama is so ugly i took her in a haunted house and she came out with a paycheck!

  • press 3 or go to 0:14 to see her looking through your mail hole on your door!

  • Yo mama so fat, Santa put her on the naughty AND nice list.

  • I wish I could draw...

  • yo mamma so UGLY gingerbread cookies dont smile back!!!!

  • @TheStuntalex2 u fucking fail

  • yo mamma so STUPID she went to the super bowl with a SPOON !!!!!!!!!!

  • My children watch videos on youtube using my account. I did not know they are replying to some. If one of them said something disparaging about your video im sorry. I will speak to them about that. You have a good day and keep maken them videos.

  • @cdfarrar fail, mr "grown man"

  • Repetition of 5

  • Whose the hot chick with the large breast?

  • Yo mama so ugly, that Facebook removed her face pictures cause they thought there was naked ass!

  • I MADE THIS JOKE!!!

  • @cdfarrar dontcha think somebody somewhere else in the world also came up with this?

  • press 5 for boob jiggle

  • Yo mama is so ugly that the girl Brody has in her arms died when she saw her.

  • Does Anyone Else Think That Brody Looks Like Zapp Braniagian From Futurama?

  • I just love seeing those girl's tits jiggle.

  • yo momma is so dumb she stuck a battery up her ass and said "I GOT THE POWER"

  • 5 for boobs

  • Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!!

    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

    Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!"

    Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

  • the hot girl doesn't look happy with that ugly dude, wanna be guido

  • Yo mama's breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck

  • Yo momma so fat that when she steps on the scale it screames for help

  • Yo mamma so ugly Jesus regrets giving her life.

  • Yo mama so ugly, she was the reason for the extinction of the dinosaurs.

  • Your mama so ugly, she's the reason Waldo chooses to hide

  • Yo mama so ugly goldfish dont even smile back! ( i didnt watch the vid.. Im just guessing ) these jokes arent funny and r wayyy too predictable

  • am i the only 1 thats gona stare at the babe

  • you mama's so stupid,

    that she bought goldfish crackers,fish food,and a fish bowl.she put the goldfish crackers in the fish bowl,and put fish food inside,she thought they were dead,cause they werent moving!!!!!!

  • Yo mamma so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone!!!

  • yo mama is so fat dora can explore her

  • Yo mama so poor she can't pay attention

  • yo mama is so poor i saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut

  • yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

  • yo mama so hated that she got ran over by an ambulance!!

  • ur mama so stupid she thought she could buy the garage in a garage sale

  • 10 likes and i will post a yo mama joke

  • 'HJHJHJHJHJ';;'HYL;\L\K;HHBJO8­9U3JHJ

    5I6KGY6JHYJHG54JG41JNG14BHJ4GJ­HG TRANSLATION: boobs rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • boooooooooobies arrrrrrrrrrrrrre awsome

  • hey bebe wana go out

  • yo mama is so stupid she put wennie the pooh (poo) in the tolet cause she thought he was (s***)

  • yo mama so old she new burger king when he was a prince

  • Yo mama to ugly Bob the builder couldnt even do it

  • @Tehwildycrew they already have that vid

  • yo mama so ugly she makes u look pretty

  • your moms so stupid she thought that a rabid racoon was a cross between a rabit and a a racoon

  • yo mama so fat when she farted in the ocean it mad a hotube/jukusey.

  • your moms so ugly Helen Keller even denied her. lol

  • 0:25 ur welcome

  • your momma so stupid she locked her self on a motorcicle

  • PRESS 5. UR WELCOME ;)

  • I'm guessing YOUR mom is the prime example of ugly right?

  • Yo mama is soo ugly that when Medusa looked at her she looked at the mirror

  • You mama is so fat, The only reason your da is attracted to her is because of Gravitational Potential.

  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she plays Mario Kart, she got hit by her own blue shell

  • Jiggle

  • lol i thought the joke was gonna be:yo mama so stupid that when she opened goldfish crackers she went to get water for them lol

  • You mama's so fat she farted in the ocean,and that was the bremuda trangle came to be.

    (That is also what the foam in is)

  • Boobs movieing up and down

  • BEWBS!!!

  • Yo mama SO NASTY! She brings crabs to the beach!!! :o

  • fail

    

  • yo mama is so stupid she went to the dentist to get a BLUETOOTH!!!!!!!

  • @TheMARIObro71 Already been done.

  • yo mama so fat if she sat on the side walk she would make a butt mark

  • yo mamma so hairy you almost died of rug burn when u were born

  • your mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

  • yo mama so ugly she was born on the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

  • yo mamma so old her birth certificate says expierd

  • yo mamma is so old that her birth cerificate says expired!!!

  • to mama so ugly that she makes the toughest guys cry

  • Yo Mama so fat shes the one that caused the tsunami in japan.

  • I would tit fuck that animated girls tits!

  • yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror her reflection jumped out and ran away

  • your momma is so fat when she farted it caused the atomic bom.............

    your momma is so fat when she fell people said sorry hati

    your momma is so stupid she lock her self in a key store

    your momma is so fat that she makes Godzilla look like a tik-tak

    your momma is so fat when she walk pass the widow we lost three days of sunlight

  • yo mama so ugly people thought she would be the cause of  2012

  • yo mamas so fat shes got it going on

    and on and on and on and on and on

  • YO MAMA SO FAT, NOT EVEN RIPLY'S COULDN'T BELIVE IT

  • so.....who's the chick :3

  • Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

  • Your mommas butt sags so much,her booty even sweeps up after its self !

  • yo mama is so stupid that she put a piece of paper on the tv and called it paper view

  • yo mama is so stupid! that she was afraid of her computer mouse. sry for crappy english

    

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  • Damn I wish that one girl is my mama

  • Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  • You mammas ass is so hairy! That it looks like don kings about to pop out and say

    "only in America!"

  • Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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  • you mama so ugly when a coin sees her it flips itself

  • yo brody! yo mama so fat she stepped out side and saw a bus full of white kids and she said catch that twinkie!!!

  • Bewbies

  • I LOVE HER BOOBS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

  • @TheJuli1241 you like her saggy boobs.... eww