Nostalgia Critic - Conan The Destroyer (Part 2)

[mikedrummonds]

LOL! Thats one eyed, one horned FLYING purple people eater. Faceslap.

[azamtiger]

LMAO at the "Sex Talk with Weasley Guy" and NC's expressions in the beginning!!!! XD

[beatrixbelle]

Totally lost it when Zula came on wearing that ridiculous pigtail helmet

[Mimasfriend]

I wonder who would win between Grace Jones character and Vasquez from Aliens

[ZombieInLaw]

I love the quick flash of Alvin And The Chipmunks :)

[stevieraystrong]

........You know, for a second I thought the Critic had ADDED in the magical dings. Now he's telling me that that was the MOVIE?! Lolwtf.

[FireOfBritain]

Fuck! Wasn't there a Conan 3??? Yes there was, it had this annoying little Asian kid and a stone that can only be touched by women...

[FireOfBritain]

I can tell this guy loves these movies. He's taken too much trouble spoofing them to not give a shit

[GrimReaperKILLYOU]

good job critic but i think UrinatingTree beat you on this one

[GrimReaperKILLYOU]

good but "generic reviews" was better

[melissaranick]

Good clips funny as fuck mad props

[pippo17173]

Ding! BLAMMM!

[gerbilsmith]

The god monster is costumed by Andre the Giant...no kidding!

[ZeroJinKui]

i couldnt stop laughing at the "my magic goes 'ding'!" part... XD

i had to pause it so i could catch my breath... then i watched it a few more times.

[ElectricBrony]

alright i lost it at the alvin&the chipmunks thing

[scaryguy004]

thumbs up if you say alvin and the chipmunks

[alrussell1985]

why do u keep making fun of bob from batman? u said he was in ur batman vs dark knight video, LEAVE BOB ALONE

[LastResortProduct100]

Califffffoooorrrrnnnniiiiiiiia­aaaaaaa.......

[Dim4323]

and now Conan The Barbairan is now in 2011 hope its brilliant.

[loftboyyy]

the ding came from his metal bracelets

[smackmmk]

i will own the land califona. califona. shh

[MrRayquazaking]

Wait a god damn moment was that other wizard Christopher Lee?

[scottieman2]

When you got Conan 1 & 2, you get Predator, Terminator 1 and 2.

[franny24mangi]

meet your mako

[Furydragon7]

nice touch with the reading rainbow theme.

[NathanSaga]

Funny how theres going to be a remake of Conan, check out the trailer. Even so these are my favorite movies that Arnald stared in. XD

[qwertyuiopasdfgh1111]

conan: i will own the beautiful land of.........california.

kid from the wizard: california

conan: shh.....

[RetroVGamer]

Conan is still the best barbarian movie ever made. Can you name a better one?

[Matt52493]

And so Conan ruled a kingdom for many years, until news that he had an illegitemate child with a maid came out.

[eastwing329]

@Matt52493 nice

[thebenzaiefan]

Ya know? FLOWEEEERRRRRSSSSS.

[TheZeldaLover1]

go to 1:30 and watch lol

[NodDisciple1]

Ia Ia Dagon...Errr, Dagoth!  XD

[evildeaddrew]

The best part from this movie is near the end were you get to see the evil queens carpet matches the drapes.

[thesithempire]

These Conan reviews are some of the funniest things I've ever heard!

[CheesecakeD]

Wait a minute... does that mean Canon killed

the "good guys"

That wizard that took the girl and those other guys that was

guarding the horn?

[ExNihilMetal]

@CheesecakeD

It's not like Conan is a "good guy" or anything. He's out for himself and his own, like everyone else.

[ARSENALOFMEGADEATH]

5:17 california !

[optimusprime23able]

5:35 "But that is another story".....until the remake comes out that does NOT have Arnold in it.

[Brandon999LFC]

They both seem like good movies, not my type of genre though

[SexKitty95]

Also on Sex Chat:

"Hi I'm a 110 year old virgin and all around wimp, I was wondering if you..."

"Edward I told you to stop calling!"

[Achille12345]

0:44 to 1:12 LOL! You knooooow, FLOAAWEEEEERS! XD

2:25 NOOOES! Not them! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

2:46 to 2:54 Me: OH! Thank you! "Drink"

Also... DOUCHESSSSS!

[NefariousEvildoer]

"I need a Royal Cherry-Popper. And you're more than qualified."

XD Love it.

[sniper00342]

fav part 5:02

[TrevorRocksUSA]

death to mako

[Cartoonfangirl007]

AAAAAHHH!!! UNCLE IROH FROM AVATAR IS HAUNTING THIS MOVIE!

[sjjosten]

To show him the scariest thing imaginable. Pause. Pause. Pause. Alvin and the Chipmunks! Pain.

[tintor2]

@sjjosten I would be blinded to death by seeing the poster of Dragon Ball Evolution or the rapping dog from Titanic

[tintor2]

1:31 Did Conan really need to stab him there?!!

[TFSONICFAN100]

10 people were flowers

[MisumiNagisa1]

My magic produces lighting!

My magic produces fire!!

My magic goes 'Ding'

XD

[SPQRImperator]

You know, on the special edition DVD with both Conan films, the director said that he had planned for Arnold to come back every year or two and do another Conan movie, kind of like how they were doing the 007 movies at the time.

It's a damned shame that the Conan franchise was relegated to being abandoned at such an early stage. Arnold was awesome,

And no, I have no interest in the new Conan movie coming up next year with the scrawny Hawaiian dude playing the lead. A crying shame, damnit.

[ubershyguy8]

......uhhh...whats with the alvin and the chipmunks subliminal ....picture at 2:46 ?

[jellywillreturn]

@ubershyguy8

Its the worst thing a person could think up.

[ubershyguy8]

@jellywillreturn ....hmmm....but it seems...kinda out of place shouldent it be near one of the random songs that are annoying and you swear if someone else sang it it would be alot better?.....like that?

[Cartoonfangirl007]

UNCLE IROH FROM THE AVATAR IS EVERYWHERE! From ninja turtles forever to Conan!

[hydrostatic3000]

I'll never look at flowers the same way again....=(

[TheDeadhead76]

I liked the conan movies,and red sonja too.I wish they made more of them.

[RobotMice]

@TheDeadhead76 Conan reboot coming out this august

[SPQRImperator]

@RobotMice It will be shit, mark my words.

[Stevie2Sxc]

i'm disappointed by the lack of "zuul motherfucker zuul!" when that random creature appears

[DarkSolnea]

@Stevie2Sxc The problem with that is that this monster wasn't a dog-like monster. That was the main theme of it. It needs to be a dog like monster.

[Stevie2Sxc]

@DarkSolnea not always. he did a variant of the gag during his review of 'Leprechaun'

[sirtrino]

I vill half my own kingdoahm with ze black jack und ze hookers, in fackt forget ze kingdoahm!

[qan2211]

2:25 ???

[stric128]

ding! ding! dingeeting! WUUUUUSSSSHHHHH!!!!! x_x'' xD

[cigar420]

It's awesome that the "flowers" guy is Bob from the 1989 Batman.

[Cr1ms0nRav3n]

@cigar420 interesting trivia,I didnt know that. XD

[1MrDonCarlos1]

Lol 2:13 to 2:28

[SnowLadyForever]

Quick question... What's the character with the Bing-Magic called (not the actor, the character)? o_o Can't figure it out and don't feel like watching the whole movie to find it out.

[Hellothasauras]

U know, flowers!

[MustyMarkus1]

"Yeah hi, uhm, I find that I have a trouble getting into reaction(?) at night time, what would you suggest for that?"

"Oh ... nh.... yeah... you know with the ah the-the things and the guys over here and the womens over here... eh... eh and the joining... and with the uh... big and the oh and the ah... the ah... and the eh... eh... you know... flowers!"

[tintor2]

@MustyMarkus1 he said "erection", I mean, you know... flowers!!!

[MustyMarkus1]

@tintor2 Oh erection! lol thanks! FLOWERS!!!

[KingOfHalla]

2:10 to 2:14

XD

[7MukuroRealm]

"You know, i mean, you know, with the, th, the things, and the guy's over here, woman's over here, and the, and the, joining, and uh, with uh, ooh, and the ah, and the... you know... flowers!"

I laughed so long at that line!

[BruceDragonLee92]

If Conan - a bad movie, what word to name movie "Deathstalker"?

[animereviewdude]

wait that ending is the same as a billy and mandy ending

[EltonvonCthulhu]

I can't believe the NC didn't mention that Andre the Giant played Dagoth...

[Obliviongatekeeper]

2:10 most epic eyebrow raise ever

[twilightwindwaker]

@cloverbeatme1 Well what happened to it?

[tintor2]

@twilightwindwaker well, you know with the thing.. you know... flowers. Sorry, couldn't resist that!!

[twilightwindwaker]

I often use my club to BASH HIM ON THE HEAD and drag him too my cave by his hair but that's so yesterday girlfriend. Conan the crotch stabber. My magic goes ding ding. That wizard must really hate Alvin and the Chipmunks if it burned his eyes. ...and a pony? DOUCHE! I will own the beautiful land of... California. The guy who plays the sorceror is dead?

[cjvs1604]

so according to this movie... mako > saruman

[Freebleeper]

3:37, sounds like the guy is gonna say "OH SHIT!" but they panned away.

[OnlyTubenami]

Did anyone else see the alvin and the chipmunks movie flash by the screen at 2:25 ? I was like wow ! I thought i was the only one hurt by That movie XD

[3afterPM]

Oh I mean, ya know, you have the, the things, uh, uh, the guys over here womens over here, and and the joining, the big, the ooh...the agggh...uh, eh, ya know, flowers.

[MFGBeefy]

Kinda funny that Wilt Chamberlain is chosen to protect a girl's virginity....

[Umbra217]

1:10 lmao the critic sounded like Adam Sandler from Little Nicky

[n343184]

yaknow. Flowers.

[RaceKing62]

jeez, this is like a Movie version of a Fire Emblem game...only nowhere near as well made, or as entertaining.

[drummerknot131]

dosent the guy who narowrates the story at the begining and ending sound like zukos uncle from avatar.

[Shadowflame15863]

@drummerknot131 it's the same person

[drummerknot131]

@Shadowflame15863 oh i thought so wow he still sounds the same even after all these years.

[blue3616]

@drummerknot131 It's mako, he does a lot of voice acting, including Iroh in Avatar:TLA =)

[athffan8]

giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy i love these videos

[GrohlerBear2]

"I need a royal cherry popper"

that was funny xD

[satireknight]

Does that wizard guy look and sound like Christopher Lee?

[RDV333]

2:24 - he got alvine'd and chimpmunked

[snakeboyguam10]

The princess reminds me of Sam from Icarly. Did I just se Alvin and the Chipmunks in 2:25?!!

[snakeboyguam10]

The princess reminds me of Sam from Icarly.

[sadlobster1]

If the Critic wants to see some GOOD Conan stories, he should check out the show Conan the Adventurer. It's totally kick-ass

[SolidMike84]

@Dragoon1809

Cartoon, type it in on youtube

[sadlobster1]

@Dragoon1809 No, it's an old cartoon from the 90's. If you haven't seen it before, look up Bleek79's channel. He has every episode of the show.

That being said, the Critic should have a look at the show. I think he'll find it very entertaining

[sadlobster1]

@Dragoon1809 No, it's an animated series based on Conan.

[ZLG4Ever]

douche LMAO

[CCNuck]

I love you, Grace Jones.

[rAdziu993]

Yeah the music from barbarian is one of the best

[oosaf]

You don't fuck with the Mako

[kyler187]

The weasel man represents Obama taking credit for winning the war in Iraq. lol

[sillygrl23]

@kyler187

Why would he want to take credit for the war in Iraq, I don't think anyone whether they are Democrat or Republican would want to take credit for it. I mean....that just makes good sense to me

[kyler187]

@sillygrl23 Well my fellow soldiers and I are the ones who deserve the credit for winning the war in Iraq.

[sillygrl23]

@kyler187 I will give you that... :) God I would hate having Obama reciting that guy's line regarding how men and women have sex though......paiiiiiiinnnnfuuuu­uuulllllllllll! >_<

[83phatman]

1:10------he sounds like Adam Sandler in Little Nicky.......dang....

[Mcaden101]

CALIFORNIA!

[jellywillreturn]

@Mcaden101

Cawafownia

[PresidentP]

That Monster looks like a Monster Godzilla would fight.

[StreetBallaGumby]

@SmashBros1235 I meant Conan's lil sidekick

[yellowcougar18]

I found the best thing about the Conan the Destroyer movie was Olivia D'Abo scantily clad as a princess. She aged pretty well too.

Tho she stuck mainly to voice acting nowadays.

[FrostyFin]

I love it how Doug always shuts Cawifonia-kid up. :D

[TheComingApocalypse]

wait a minute, at 5:24, is that the voice of Uncle Iroh from Avatar the last airbender as narrator? I don`T remember his name, what was it?

[Chunkapuff]

@TheComingApocalypse Yea, it's Makoto Iwamatsu. He's not just the narrator but the wizard Akiro in the movie.

[Blazenix1]

@TheComingApocalypse Yep thats Mako.

[StreetBallaGumby]

WAIT A Sec... If u paid attention you'll see that Mr. "JOIN & Flowers" is none other than Bob from Batman

[SmashBros1235]

@StreetBallaGumby WHAT!?

[Joecbg100]

@SmashBros1235 Bob...gun. It's Tracey Walters.

[FatetheHedgehog]

anyone know that the one eyed one horned giant purple people eater was played by andre' the giant? its andre' the giant in the suit.

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

Queen Taramis must be a lesbian - with those eyes, she could not possibly be anything else. This explains everything. 

[Tdi7457]

The video suggestion at the top of the suggestions is a fake video of a faggot who dislikes NC but watches his videos every week

[The1000masterblaster]

the beautiful land of california!!!!!!! DOUCHE!!!

[FatetheHedgehog]

okay. that's what the statue turned into since she wasn't sacrificed. and what was it supposed to do if she was sacrificed?

[Kain8411]

Both movies were shit compared to the books.

[FatetheHedgehog]

so instead of resurrecting a god, they resurrected an evil god statue...

[MissMael]

Judging by the Conan comics I've read this film is nothing worse than those. Maybe the books are better.

[AnthonyEstephane]

Conan the Destroyer->Arnold Schwartzenegger->California->T­he Wizard->Super Mario 3-> AVGN->SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST (FUCKERS!)

[dragon3720]

@AnthonyEstephane lol,impressive man!

[Ccbooya18]

So what's my birthday gift?.... Is it a pony?.... Is it a dagger and a pony?...... Is it you stabbing me in the throught so you can ressurect a god and hopefully cease power and take over the world, and a pony?

[educortazarc]

AI VIL OWN ZE BEUTIFUL LAND OF CALIFOHNIAH

[laurenceroberts1]

What is he saying at 6:41?

[AnthonyEstephane]

In the movie, the actual weak point of this shat out dagoth is by stripping him of that jeweled horn that is placed on.

[KayKayEnd]

My magic goes DING!

[shinypokefan]

Do death i mean killing you i mean lie..I mean killing you

LOL

[kingbfla]

My magic produces Lighting! (ZAP!)

My magic produces fire! (BURN!)

My magic goes (DING!)

[filetofish1791]

4:31 "Chuckles" 'What is That?"  LOL!

[Siminyo]

chipmunks picture, hahhahahahahahaha, and, lol

[ironman64100]

"You know, flowers..." XD

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

pubic beard...

[ResidentEvil7]

Nostaligia is a funny guy. There's no argument in that. "So what's my birthday gift? Is it a pony? Is it a dagger and a pony?"

[kingbfla]

The Squeakquel is a frightning image. Hilarious!

[geckogirl191]

"My magic produces lightning!"

"My magic produces fire!"

"My magic goes..." *DING*

lolz XD

[cam5478]

the third storywas definitely the best its the one that the game was based around

[Rhademanthus]

Oh my fuck. Is that the dude from Repo? That's fucking EPIC.

[megamandbz]

Can you beleve their making another 1 in 2011 or 2012? Well....Tey are!

[YouNisseH]

@megamandbz

i guess 2012 IS a year of DOOOOM!!!

[fiddlestyxify]

Can't believe NC missed an opportunity for a Wilt Chamberlain joke. A guy claiming to have slept 1,000s of women in h is lifetime playing a guy protecting a girl's virginity? Come on! Gold mine!

[DaAsianMan666]

knife+crouch+girly scream=lol

[lundpyara]

whats's the name of the EPIC theme at the end??

[HillValley85]

@lundpyara I believe it's called "Anvil of Crom".

[lundpyara]

I found it, it was Riddle of Steel, but thnx anyway :p

[young5ever]

Actually, the 1st movie is quite faithful to the creator's writing style

[BakaProductions88]

i always thought the wizard's dinging came from the steel things on his wrists but I guess NC had to come up with a joke about it lol.

[4072]

Why is there an Alvin and the Chimpmunks Picture in 2:25?

[sniperkain]

listen at 2:14

[thatrandombloak]

it's a truely frightening image, that's why

[simpsonman956]

@4072 apparently he really didn't like that movie I guess.

[Tshot88]

"California" ... Shh <_<

LOL

[Arwingpilot]

Should've had Robotnik talk about sex to her! ""And they, uh... join... she gribs his... PINGAS!"

[Barrymit]

NC:I will own the beautiful land of California.

JIMMY:California.

NC: Shh!

I wish that NC would've shot Jimmy instead.

[KingOfHalla]

@Barrymit The look on his face when he said SHH was funny. XD

[ajlposh]

I wish he would have mentioned that Wilt Chamberlain was in this movie

[desotowrong]

Anyone else notice that the evil queen lady played Ursa, the Kryptonian criminal in Superman II?

[flacofran]

I did :)

I just wasnt sure...

too many shit on her hair...