i have one ... its a amasing car to ride whit yet the only problem is the car is not for tall people thats the only problem the car hass as for me its perfeckt as im only 1.75 cm :p
Why put them down when this is their first time out? Who knows how they're go over. I'm betting pretty big from here. They really are oddly appealing. Bad ass little car that'll run rings around the competition. Suzuki? Mini-Cooper? You go ahead....I'll take one of these quick little guys.
And another thing, no one seems to say anything about the fx35 about how it looks like the bigger older brother, probably because it has been around for a while and alot of people like to bash the things they are not used to. Give it some time everyone is going to love the juke and if it ever comes with a 2.0t, it's going to be "that stock car with the ugly lights" that just tore my car a new asshole
Thats because the fx35, 45 and fx50 are actually fast. Those are some of the fastest suv's around. the fx50 does 0-60 in 5 flat and a quarter mile in 13.7....
@bruni197 yes, they are fast. I never said they weren't - that was completely besides what I was trying to get at. And that's going to be a given coming from a 3.5l, a 4.5l all the way to the fx50
I was talking about how the fx seemed like the more mature refined version (older brother) and thats my sole opinion nothing to do with how fast it is
For the price, what else are you really going to get that's a fuel efficient 1.6 in lower revs with adequate power after 3k rpm with stock turbo, AWD available with torque vectoring, half decent space and even though it is a crossover it still takes a shit on all your "puke" and "joke" comments. If you hate it with a passion, drop another 10 and buy a wrx since you "hate the lights" so much, if you don't want to be seen in one why leave hating comments to be seen on a video of one crying over it
Who the fuck design the headlights on the hood? Where they high on something? Or just brain damaged? That light design is ugly as hell. The big round rally inspired lights on the front and the extra fog lights underneath score major points with me, but those main headlights on the corners of the hood are just fucking ugly. I like the rest of the styling... but MOVE THE FUCKING HEADLIGHTS!
@GeneralHoohah They're not the headlights. They're the sidelights. The big lights in the bumper are the headlights. They are the cars weakest point in the looks department, but I still like it.
@eddiebruv Ah, okay. LOL Monday night, they did the cool wall on Top Gear. Pretty much everyone in the audience thought that car is ugly as fuck. hahahaha I was laughing so hard.
@GeneralHoohah I don't really trust the opinions of a bunch of saddos' who drool over cars that they couldn't afford, even if they clubbed together! And who ever bought a car on the say-so of Clarkson & Co.? They hardly define 'cool'. Sales of Juke are surpassing Nissan's expectations so I imagine that they are laughing ------- all the way to the bank.
We are in 2010 for crying out loud, even a hyundai has xenons. the juke has year 2000 lights. It doesn't matter if it came out 20 days ago, if no one is buying an 18k car then its crap. I saw more of the BMW 7series the first month it came out and thats worth more than 50k!!! I travel A LOT in NYC, and if I can see a maybach every once in a while then I should see a juke, and I dont!! And I can say NO SANE person because 2 out of 50 people like the juke. Just look at comments on ANY juke video!!
@FSCMV6 vovlo XC90, Nissan straight jacked their design with no shame. And then they still managed to f*ck up the front of the Juke so i guess volvo still wins
@pantstofry I realized that from the side view, but the back view is a dead giveaway that they stole Volvo's reverse lights style. The Juke should have took more from the inifiniti FX instead, it would have looked much better. Instead it looks like it took from the nissan march or cube. Nobody really likes boxy 23rd century cars
@ScientistSoundSytem well you can't say they stole volvo's lights, nissan has it on 3 other cars. I agree it would've looked cool as a mini FX. But you can't say nobody likes boxy cars, if there wasn't a high demand for them they wouldn't be made.
@pantstofry not many people like them. Have you ever checked out the sales of the scion xb, the nissan cube or the nissan march. They do really bad compared to curvy SUV's like the FX, Lexus RX, Volvo XC90, Cayenne, Tribute....etc
You will be lucky if you ever see more than 3 Jukes on the road in one day. I dont even see 3 scion XB's in one day and I live in NY.....lol. And the Juke is A LOT uglier than the ones I listed!!!!!!
@ScientistSoundSytem Have you ever heard of young people? Yeah, they don't drive 50,000 dollar SUVs, because they can't afford them. That's why these small boxes and smaller, cheaper SUVs sell, because the younger crowd can afford them
@pantstofry the juke starts at $18k. If a young person prefers to spend that amount rather than buying a used 350z, Acura TL, Honda accord, Honda Crv, Lexus RX, Mazda Tribute, BMW X5....etc then that person is CRAZY. If you give me $18k right now a juke will NEVER cross my mind and I am 21. You have a bad taste in cars!!!!!
The juke's indicator is on the hood, the headlights are tacky and not even xenon. Its uglier than a pontiac aztec, WTF is nissan doing?????
@ScientistSoundSytem Consider this. I want to be different. The Juke's front is ugly and i wont deny it. but its different and its fun to drive. As for your list...
350z: great, but shit in a snowy environment
TL: same thing, and bland
Accord: yeah if i want to drive what 99% of people drive
CRV: same thing, all these cars arent unique at all
RX: bleh
Tribute: WTF? why would i even consider that
X5: im not a bmw asshole nor do i want 2980483290 in service costs
@pantstofry idk, that juke doesn't sit well with me. I am sure the inside is nice and I am sure it drives smooth but so do all other modern nissans. So you mean to tell me if you got 18k you would by a juke? You wouldn't consider any other nissans like the pathfinder, armada, maxima, altima,skyline....etc? If you are gonna spend that much on a car at least make sure its a 'head turner', also make sure it has a good resale value. The X5 holds it value even after 10 years,jukes can never do that!
@ScientistSoundSytem Not necessarily. Pathfinder? Too big, Armada, way too big, maxima ive looked at but the old body style is too bland, altimas you see EVERYWHERE on the road, skyline.... you cant find here..... and as for the X5, it doesn't hold its resale value at all, especially for the amount of maintenance you have to put into german cars. My friend bought one for like 15 grand, and it wasnt even that old. And how do you know the juke wont hold its value?
@pantstofry you know when a car wont hold its values, just look at the sales of it the first week that it comes out. The cube and March didnt do well and NO SANE person buys those ugly cars so I am SURE no one will buy the juke now or ten years from now. I have never seen a juke and I live in NYC where there are a trillion cars. What does that tell you? And what makes you think the juke is different or nicer than the cube or march? the cube is more appealing. who the hell makes cars w/o xenons?
@ScientistSoundSytem A car w/o xenons is a car that costs less... and its been out for roughly a month, my dealer doesn't have any yet. IT's not gonna be a bestseller of course, but a fun car. Now you're getting irrational. NO SANE person buys those cars. So technically by you anybody who's tastes differ from yours is insane. and there are trillions of cars in NYC, you havent seen the juke because 1) you havent been like looking for it and 2)there are a trillion cars, so you havent seen them all
@ScientistSoundSytem You Americans are so old fashioned and out of it. When I go to NYC all cars look the same, boring like hell. It’s like everyone just aims at conformity in this space. People in Europe who tend to be more forward thinking and on to trends and modern love this car and it's going to be a big hit for Nissan.
@MarkieWatch100 You are actually right, we Americans are actually brainwashed into thinking those cars are ugly. I am not a natural born American and I am from London, the Aston mini was my dream car. I thought it was the nicest thing in the world. Now when I see it in the US I think its a piece of crap since it small and boxy.
So you have every right to think the Juke is nice, I might have thought it was nice if i wasn't brainwashed by the body styles of bmw, Mercedes, Chrysler, dodge...etc.
@elbixillomai As I own a Cube and Juke is very similiar: the front end is very vulnerable to pebble chips...I would invest in the clear 3m protection film !
Another styling winner from Nissan! (not srs!)
spadgm 3 months ago
sooooooooooooooooooo ugly... yukkk
TheCHaRubb 4 months ago
the music is great.
anyone knows?
KimFung84 5 months ago
this car looks like an asian frog
Thespilloftroy 8 months ago
i have one ... its a amasing car to ride whit yet the only problem is the car is not for tall people thats the only problem the car hass as for me its perfeckt as im only 1.75 cm :p
oOfrankyOo 9 months ago
is there nissan juke tuning?
matt98787 9 months ago
They just Surpassed expected yearly sales for the world in USA alone
Kind of like the first Volks beetle did when it came to USA.
not only that The juke has every car company trying rush similar products to the sales room.
Once again Nissan shows the rest how it's done.
awesome car that shows how people don't care what the baboons think
the awd model I tested took turns at full throttle without a hint of body roll or under steer can't wait for the 300 hp 2..0 liter model OoO
dave777blaster 9 months ago
Why put them down when this is their first time out? Who knows how they're go over. I'm betting pretty big from here. They really are oddly appealing. Bad ass little car that'll run rings around the competition. Suzuki? Mini-Cooper? You go ahead....I'll take one of these quick little guys.
nationalranger 1 year ago
And another thing, no one seems to say anything about the fx35 about how it looks like the bigger older brother, probably because it has been around for a while and alot of people like to bash the things they are not used to. Give it some time everyone is going to love the juke and if it ever comes with a 2.0t, it's going to be "that stock car with the ugly lights" that just tore my car a new asshole
crysiscrazy 1 year ago
@crysiscrazy
Thats because the fx35, 45 and fx50 are actually fast. Those are some of the fastest suv's around. the fx50 does 0-60 in 5 flat and a quarter mile in 13.7....
bruni197 1 year ago
@bruni197 yes, they are fast. I never said they weren't - that was completely besides what I was trying to get at. And that's going to be a given coming from a 3.5l, a 4.5l all the way to the fx50
I was talking about how the fx seemed like the more mature refined version (older brother) and thats my sole opinion nothing to do with how fast it is
crysiscrazy 1 year ago
For the price, what else are you really going to get that's a fuel efficient 1.6 in lower revs with adequate power after 3k rpm with stock turbo, AWD available with torque vectoring, half decent space and even though it is a crossover it still takes a shit on all your "puke" and "joke" comments. If you hate it with a passion, drop another 10 and buy a wrx since you "hate the lights" so much, if you don't want to be seen in one why leave hating comments to be seen on a video of one crying over it
crysiscrazy 1 year ago
Who the fuck design the headlights on the hood? Where they high on something? Or just brain damaged? That light design is ugly as hell. The big round rally inspired lights on the front and the extra fog lights underneath score major points with me, but those main headlights on the corners of the hood are just fucking ugly. I like the rest of the styling... but MOVE THE FUCKING HEADLIGHTS!
GeneralHoohah 1 year ago
@GeneralHoohah They're not the headlights. They're the sidelights. The big lights in the bumper are the headlights. They are the cars weakest point in the looks department, but I still like it.
eddiebruv 11 months ago
@eddiebruv Ah, okay. LOL Monday night, they did the cool wall on Top Gear. Pretty much everyone in the audience thought that car is ugly as fuck. hahahaha I was laughing so hard.
GeneralHoohah 11 months ago
@GeneralHoohah I don't really trust the opinions of a bunch of saddos' who drool over cars that they couldn't afford, even if they clubbed together! And who ever bought a car on the say-so of Clarkson & Co.? They hardly define 'cool'. Sales of Juke are surpassing Nissan's expectations so I imagine that they are laughing ------- all the way to the bank.
eddiebruv 11 months ago
some one knows when it comes to europe ?
PrinceGerman 1 year ago
to be honest, i think there pretty bad ass lol
marcusbrownzzzz 1 year ago 3
Nissan puke
Calliers 1 year ago
Nissan 'Joke'.
RWTFska8te 1 year ago
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thumbs up if you think this is ugly as fuck
kfl21 1 year ago
@kfl21 not uglier than ur mom ;)
MegaSuzukiboy 1 year ago 17
We are in 2010 for crying out loud, even a hyundai has xenons. the juke has year 2000 lights. It doesn't matter if it came out 20 days ago, if no one is buying an 18k car then its crap. I saw more of the BMW 7series the first month it came out and thats worth more than 50k!!! I travel A LOT in NYC, and if I can see a maybach every once in a while then I should see a juke, and I dont!! And I can say NO SANE person because 2 out of 50 people like the juke. Just look at comments on ANY juke video!!
ScientistSoundSytem 1 year ago
Um yeah ..wtf was in that pipe when they thought of this one?
vdubwhore 1 year ago
The back looks like a volvos rear end im not sure which model. and the front, i dont even know what to say a beetle\rally car\ ugly as hell.
FSCMV6 1 year ago
@FSCMV6 vovlo XC90, Nissan straight jacked their design with no shame. And then they still managed to f*ck up the front of the Juke so i guess volvo still wins
ScientistSoundSytem 1 year ago
@ScientistSoundSytem Or it could just possibly be the swooped taillight design that Nissan's been using in the Maxima and 370z...
pantstofry 1 year ago
@pantstofry I realized that from the side view, but the back view is a dead giveaway that they stole Volvo's reverse lights style. The Juke should have took more from the inifiniti FX instead, it would have looked much better. Instead it looks like it took from the nissan march or cube. Nobody really likes boxy 23rd century cars
ScientistSoundSytem 1 year ago
@ScientistSoundSytem well you can't say they stole volvo's lights, nissan has it on 3 other cars. I agree it would've looked cool as a mini FX. But you can't say nobody likes boxy cars, if there wasn't a high demand for them they wouldn't be made.
pantstofry 1 year ago
@pantstofry not many people like them. Have you ever checked out the sales of the scion xb, the nissan cube or the nissan march. They do really bad compared to curvy SUV's like the FX, Lexus RX, Volvo XC90, Cayenne, Tribute....etc
You will be lucky if you ever see more than 3 Jukes on the road in one day. I dont even see 3 scion XB's in one day and I live in NY.....lol. And the Juke is A LOT uglier than the ones I listed!!!!!!
ScientistSoundSytem 1 year ago
@ScientistSoundSytem Have you ever heard of young people? Yeah, they don't drive 50,000 dollar SUVs, because they can't afford them. That's why these small boxes and smaller, cheaper SUVs sell, because the younger crowd can afford them
pantstofry 1 year ago
@pantstofry the juke starts at $18k. If a young person prefers to spend that amount rather than buying a used 350z, Acura TL, Honda accord, Honda Crv, Lexus RX, Mazda Tribute, BMW X5....etc then that person is CRAZY. If you give me $18k right now a juke will NEVER cross my mind and I am 21. You have a bad taste in cars!!!!!
The juke's indicator is on the hood, the headlights are tacky and not even xenon. Its uglier than a pontiac aztec, WTF is nissan doing?????
ScientistSoundSytem 1 year ago
@ScientistSoundSytem Consider this. I want to be different. The Juke's front is ugly and i wont deny it. but its different and its fun to drive. As for your list...
350z: great, but shit in a snowy environment
TL: same thing, and bland
Accord: yeah if i want to drive what 99% of people drive
CRV: same thing, all these cars arent unique at all
RX: bleh
Tribute: WTF? why would i even consider that
X5: im not a bmw asshole nor do i want 2980483290 in service costs
So there you go.
pantstofry 1 year ago
@pantstofry idk, that juke doesn't sit well with me. I am sure the inside is nice and I am sure it drives smooth but so do all other modern nissans. So you mean to tell me if you got 18k you would by a juke? You wouldn't consider any other nissans like the pathfinder, armada, maxima, altima,skyline....etc? If you are gonna spend that much on a car at least make sure its a 'head turner', also make sure it has a good resale value. The X5 holds it value even after 10 years,jukes can never do that!
ScientistSoundSytem 1 year ago
@ScientistSoundSytem Not necessarily. Pathfinder? Too big, Armada, way too big, maxima ive looked at but the old body style is too bland, altimas you see EVERYWHERE on the road, skyline.... you cant find here..... and as for the X5, it doesn't hold its resale value at all, especially for the amount of maintenance you have to put into german cars. My friend bought one for like 15 grand, and it wasnt even that old. And how do you know the juke wont hold its value?
pantstofry 1 year ago
@pantstofry you know when a car wont hold its values, just look at the sales of it the first week that it comes out. The cube and March didnt do well and NO SANE person buys those ugly cars so I am SURE no one will buy the juke now or ten years from now. I have never seen a juke and I live in NYC where there are a trillion cars. What does that tell you? And what makes you think the juke is different or nicer than the cube or march? the cube is more appealing. who the hell makes cars w/o xenons?
ScientistSoundSytem 1 year ago
@ScientistSoundSytem A car w/o xenons is a car that costs less... and its been out for roughly a month, my dealer doesn't have any yet. IT's not gonna be a bestseller of course, but a fun car. Now you're getting irrational. NO SANE person buys those cars. So technically by you anybody who's tastes differ from yours is insane. and there are trillions of cars in NYC, you havent seen the juke because 1) you havent been like looking for it and 2)there are a trillion cars, so you havent seen them all
pantstofry 1 year ago
@ScientistSoundSytem You Americans are so old fashioned and out of it. When I go to NYC all cars look the same, boring like hell. It’s like everyone just aims at conformity in this space. People in Europe who tend to be more forward thinking and on to trends and modern love this car and it's going to be a big hit for Nissan.
MarkieWatch100 1 year ago
@MarkieWatch100 You are actually right, we Americans are actually brainwashed into thinking those cars are ugly. I am not a natural born American and I am from London, the Aston mini was my dream car. I thought it was the nicest thing in the world. Now when I see it in the US I think its a piece of crap since it small and boxy.
So you have every right to think the Juke is nice, I might have thought it was nice if i wasn't brainwashed by the body styles of bmw, Mercedes, Chrysler, dodge...etc.
ScientistSoundSytem 1 year ago
you listed luxury marques, except for the tribute, i dont see a lot of people driving around with luxury cars
64bitgfx 1 year ago
@64bitgfx an accord, TL, RX, pathfinder, skyline and a CrV are luxury???? what the hell you smoking?
ScientistSoundSytem 1 year ago
Everything except the front headlights I like about the car... That front is fuuuuuccckkking ugly!
leaf16nut 1 year ago
that looks like something you DRIVE ON A PLANET :)
thomla7 1 year ago
I love the exterior design. although, i'm not sure what to think about the interior.
TheAznSmith 1 year ago
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nissan juke is ugly fuck car. thump up agree nissan juke is ugly car.
Shadowaloner 1 year ago
Very odd looking car to say the least
2004NissanSentra 1 year ago
OMG i want one ;o
Rajboy26 1 year ago 13
not a bad looking car, but very appealing to buy
GundamAngelicDevil 1 year ago
don't know what to make of this thing
uncoverbrother 1 year ago
fuck ugly car
hi5tou 1 year ago
I hope to see this car in really ..
gokuss32 1 year ago
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oneviwatara 1 year ago
I get mine in two weeks Ha!!!
elbixillomai 1 year ago
@elbixillomai As I own a Cube and Juke is very similiar: the front end is very vulnerable to pebble chips...I would invest in the clear 3m protection film !
desotokid 1 year ago
Nissan Joke
psychonaut25 1 year ago
omfg... who designed this... thing!!
So disgusting! I hope this is a joke video....
TripleR3D 1 year ago
great caaar wow must buy
khaildrago 1 year ago
love this caaaaaaaaaaaaaaar *__*
GUENES447 1 year ago
the back is awsome
the front is hidious
lbrtjrr 1 year ago
Nice car , anyone know the name of the song ?
dta333 1 year ago
definately be giving this a test drive!
Fizziac 1 year ago