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  • If you think its okay to spout profanity in order to defame a theological position you disagree with, you are definitely sinning (Pro 26:19; Eph 5:1-5; Jms 1;21).

    The charge of hyper-calvinism is mostly used as a substitute for logical and Scriptural arguments. Too bad crazypills2 isn't familiar with either one.

  • You might be... You might be. It's like saying something may or may not be true, this video established no truth. If you agree with this video then you might be irrational.

  • @apathyinmortalform

    You, are without a doubt, an idiot. Calvin wasnt right about a lot of stuff, but he was dead on with some things, and you dont know his fate. Besides, in the New Testament Jesus says athiests dont exists, they are just liars of men. So Calvin wasnt a closet athiest.

  • This is some funny stuff.

  • Gordon clark is a pretty terrible thinker hahaha.

  • "...reprobate and arminian...synonyms..." LOL!

  • Calvin was a closet atheist, a sodomite, a murderer, a miser, a cult leader, and an antichrist. He is now burning in hell and will never tiptoe through the TULIPS again. Calvin's sociopathic and blasphemous theology was and is blasphemous against the Holy Spirit. Calvin's morbid and disgusting doctrines have been nothing but a thorn in the flesh for Christianity and though his followers who truly love the Lord will in fact be saved by the Lord, Calvin committed unpardonable blasphemy.

  • If you praise Saint Augustine in one sentence, then go on to bash Catholics in the next sentance, you might be....

  • I showed this video to my husband. We both high fived each other that we didn't pass the test.

  • @MustardSeedish I showed this video to my husband. We both high fived each other that we didn't pass the test."

    LOL.

  • I might be hyper-calvinist!

    LOL!

  • According to the list you gave, and you did that in a humorous way, I am not a hyper-calvinist. But I knew that already :)

    Nice accent you used. I think your video especially addressed a certain bug on YT. 5 stars.

    John 5:39-40

    "You search the Scriptures, for in them you think you have eternal life; and these are they which testify of Me. But you are not willing to come to Me that you may have life" Steve, you have searched the Scriptures and yet you are not willing to come to Jesus.

  • Ok...*ahem*...that was pretty funny.

  • @ Mustardseedish & Skintightpotato

    It's nice to see the pious lordship salvation gals going at it and cheering on God hating,sodomite promoting friends of theirs like CrazyPills...:-).Lovely " fruit" ladies.

    I guess even the worst sorts on YT are allies against Monty,a man that calls you hypocrites and heretics out and actually KNOWS what the Gospel is.

    BUSTED dear HYPOCRITES !

  • Sorry if it offends you that I happen to love people who need God. The truth is funny, but what is sad is that this man sees the truth more clearly than you do.

  • LOL Hypocrite!

  • Forgive my sharp response. I love you. I really do.

  • So I guess,based on your statement about crazypills,you also believe calvinism is false,the Bible is not the Word of God and sodomy is awesome...ROFL !

    You said it lady,deal with your garbage,as Monty would say.

  • @aProdigalChild Hi Bianca :) No, I wasn't cheering on Crazypills, I don't even know him. But I did think the video was humorous. I've never even once spoken to him, or seen his videos.

    Nothing pious here :) I'm a wretched sinner saved only by the Grace of God. Him alone. There's nothing worthy or deserving about me whatsoever. Soli Deo Gloria!

    I love you Bianca, and although you no longer consider me a sister, I do you...and will always be here for you no matter what. That's the truth.

  • @skintightpotato Oh wait, I have a correction...I think a saw a video of his several months ago.

  • BTW, I don't know this guy either. Just a funny video.

  • @MustardSeedish

    I don't know him, either, but he's hysterical. LOL

  • Very gracious Chrissy. Perhaps I should of taken 10 seconds before I commented.

  • @MustardSeedish it's true, though, I do love her :) And I definitely admire her passion. I do hope that one day she will consider all of us sisters again :)

  • @aProdigalChild and one last thing...if you have a problem with me, then you can come to me directly, which you have *not* done. If you assume that I am "lost," then I can only assume you do not have a heart for the lost. I am open to conversation, Bianca, so whatever your grievance is, you need to address it with *me.* I love you sister, and I hope to speak with you. If not, then there's not much I can do about that.

  • Not to sound "pious", but I love her too. Even though she doesn't know me, I've watched her for a couple of years and grown fond of her as a sister in Christ. It wouldn't hurt so much if I didn't love her too. I really mean that.

  • um LOL love this video! I am definitely hyper calvinist!!

  • hmmm...this description sounds vaguely familiar. lol.

  • First off, Calvinists generally do not believe Arminians are "reprobates". Reprobates are the unsaved, you know, Atheists and those following false religions that lead them to Hell. Calvinists have differences with Arminians on who does the choosing for salvation, Gor or man, but both sides agree that we are saved by the blood of Jesus Christ. We differ among ourselves, as brothers in Christ, but reprobates are not even saved; while most Arminians are saved. Your video is full of errors!

  • So in your view, a Calvinist is a hypercalvinist.

  • ironclad452,

    Do all calvinists think arminians are reprobate? Do all calvinists subscribe to the teaching of Gordon Clark regarding evil? Do I need to go on?

  • @crazypills2

    Ya, I watched your video again and think I got hung up on the comment about the WCF. A strong, biblical confession -- and there's nothing wrong with passing the time in the commode reading it's truths :)

    You know of RedBeetle? HUUUUGE G Clark worshiper. Almost sounds like the inspiration to your video :)

  • Yes, RedBeetle was the motivation for the video. He and I have been to the mat more than once :-)

  • Ya .. that guy blocked me from his channel and defriended me because I apparently agreed with Paul Washer on something, although he wasn't specific about my heretical evildoing. It was enough for him to call me a child of the devil even tho we agree on many points (TULIP being the main ones)

    Guy is most certainly a hypercalvinist. He's the kind that believes that any Calvinist who doesn't condemn Arminians - while we agree on everything else - is damned.

    Guy never read 1 Corinthians I guess.

  • You are in way over your head taking on Red Beetle. He has the truth on his side, what do you have?

  • Your buddy RedBeetle believes that arminians are reprobates. This seems to go against your earlier comment. Is consistency important to you?

  • I may not agree with him on everything, after all, nobody is perfect, but he has a pretty good understanding of the scriptures. No one can know who the reprobates are because there is still time for God to convert men. The elect are known only to God. What video by Red Beetle says Arminianians are reprobates. I would like to view it.

  • If you are bored by this video, you might understand how I feel.

  • I do.. believe me.

  • "If you feel that you are a no good, dirty, rotten, worthless person. And feel the need to brag about it..."

    hahahaha

  • Did you get that black eye from someone who previewed you material before you recorded it?

    Like most hyper-Arminians, you likely lump all Calvinist into this category. I believe that is the fallacy of the excluded middle. Oops. I spilled my logic.

    Charles Spurgeon, an avowed Baptistic Calvinsist, challenged the hypers in 4 areas:

    1 They deny the universal love of God

    2 They deny the duty to evangelize

    3 They deny of human responsibility

    4 They deny that the non-elect has warrant to believe

  • essence1st,

    I didn't have a black eye neither am I a hyper-arminian. :-)

  • The first I knew. The second I discovered by observing some of the other posts and replies.

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  • essence 1st.

    Where can I find these writings of Charles Spurgeon, the four areas you mention in particular? I am a Calvinist and would like to have a more balanced view on the doctrine.

  • The best writings are by Loraine Boettner, Gordon Clark, A.W. Pink, for starters. Boettner's "The reformed doctrine of predestination" is the gold standard on TULIP.

  • Sorry about the delay. SPURGEON V. HYPER-CALVINISM, Iain Murray, published by Banner of Truth in 1995 ISBN:0-85151-692-0

  • I don't personally understand the relativity to having the WMC in the bathroom and being a hyper-calvinist. The WMC is a rather fine confession of faith, just like the London Baptist confession of faith, the London Baptist one was essentially the same thing just with credo-baptism as opposed to paedo. I myself am a credo, and I'm also a Calvinist.

    But most of your points were, not to be offensive, but... irrelevant?

    Although people do idolize figures as opposed to the Bible, yes.

  • How is Gordon Clark? I'm not married. I'm still watching your video! I'm only going to wipe my butt with tp. Brag about being a no-good person? Who does such a thing?

  • Hmm... I memorized the Heidelberg Catechism, studied the canons of Dordrecht, and took a college level class over Calvin's Institutes. I 'knew' I was lower than pond scum, as I had been taught when I was a member of the Young Calvinist Federation (I'm not making this up).

    Do you think I qualified as a Hyper-Calvinist?

  • "Do you think I qualified as a Hyper-Calvinist? " - Green4321

    LOL...most definitely so :-)

    Thanks for stopping by.

    Steve

  • FORGET THIS VIDEO:

    Turn to God, Repent and Believe on Jesus for the forgivness of your sins and escape from Judgment day. This video cares nothing for your soul or eternity so it attacks Christianity at its purest form-Calvinism. This video wants to keep you far away from salvation by attacking the sound doctrine of Gods Word. Do not believe Satans lies! Turn to Jesus and be saved. Let the True Historic Reformed Christian Faith guide you to God's truth - not some two bit atheistic video!

  • What's with the swear word? Wipe your ___ ???

  • "What's with the swear word? Wipe your ___ ??? " - JohnWesleyMethodist

    It's good to say ass at least twice a week. I was short on my quota and had to throw it into the video.

  • HA HA!!! That's great. I actually have a copy of the 1689 Baptist Confession in my "library". Does that count? You heretic. :)

  • "HA HA!!! That's great. I actually have a copy of the 1689 Baptist Confession in my "library". Does that count?" - bigfatcalvinist

    It's close, but I'm willing to give you the benefit of a doubt.

    Thanks for stopping by and sharing your sense of humor.

    Take care,

    Steve

  • Okay, I have to know, what is that scene from in the intro to your videos and at 1:50?

  • "Okay, I have to know, what is that scene from in the intro to your videos and at 1:50? " - brianblackberry

    That would be Zoolander.

  • GraceTruthGuy,

    You should change your name. Nothing graceful about the nonsense you spew. Youve already been refuted many times over by more than 1 Christian. How proper that you should be found agreeing with a fallen unbeliever as you have proven yourself to be a heretic in the same boat of condemnation. You are an enemie of the cross and God will not hold you guiltless. Before you go around condemning sound doctrine with your nonsense, get a clue. You dont know the scriptures at all.

  • Hi CT,

    You:

    "How proper that you should be found agreeing with a fallen unbeliever"

    Interesting that you should reply as if to me, but not at the right reply button so I would not have notice you had written this.

    Was that intentional?

    The truth is the truth whoever speaks it. Remember Balaam may have been a 'bad ass!' (a deliberate pun), but he did say also in truth "God is not a man that He should lie"?

    As to sound doctrine I have replied fully to all your known comments

  • "Youve already been refuted many times over by more than 1 Christian. - CT

    GtG knowledge of the bible is quite high (better than mine). He's a Berean among Thessalonians.

  • Because we dont believe God pre picked who would be saved, as if they have no free will of thier own, does not make us Heretics, if anything we arent turning the children away from Jesus by implying its an invite only club..

  • That's just "idol worship" of man's will and an ignorance of the Bibles teachings on God's sovereignty. Your living in a humanist dreamworld if you think people WANT to believe and are being turned away. People DO NOT naturally believe because they are spiritually DEAD in Sin. Only an operation of the Spirit can change them to hear our preaching & believe. And so we preach to ALL creatures yet only those ther Spirit changes will hear us. No turning away here, just a biblical reality check!

  • But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

    Your views are those turning away the little children... I believe in loving all, and helping those lost discover salvation through our lord Jesus Christ.. He says come as you are does he not?

    Are we now judge and condemner? I think not..

  • Has nothing to do with turning away sinners. Mathew 19 does not address why anyone would want to come to Christ. Your ignoring the biblical fact that people are DEAD in sin and UNWILLING to come to Christ -in and of themselves -without the Holy Spirits inward call. We love ALL people and preach the gospel to ALL people too..doesnt mean ALL will come to Christ. Without the Holy Spirits work, you cant talk someone into believing. Thats a humanistic fairytale which cant be sustained by scripture

  • So why did the disciples go out to spread the good news then?

    why bother, God already picked whos gonna be his , if thats the case it would be a pointless exercise...

  • The disciples preached the Good news to all creatures as we do for the purpose of reaching God's Sheep whomsoever they may be. They will hear our message and believe.....the rest will reject it.

    Acts13:48

    And as many as were ORDAINED to eternal life believed.

    It was not a pointless excecise for Paul:

    2 Timothy 2:10

    Therefore I endure all things for the elect's sakes, that they may also obtain the salvation which is in Christ Jesus with eternal glory.

  • Laras420,

    The reason people fail to come to Christ and believe is not because you or I failed to psycologically manipulate or trick them into belieivng by some sinner friendly janglings....it is because the Holy Spirit has not acted on that person causing regeneration. Why do you think the author of these silly videos is a secular humanist?It's because he was never saved by the Holy Spirit.

    1 Thess1:5 For our gospel came not unto you in word only, but also in power, and in the Holy Ghost

  • Hi Steve,

    Why call what is extreme and way out hyper-calvinist when it is a plain calvinist that is way out?

    It is altogether not just extreme theology, but teaching non existent in church history until Augustine began 'it'

    It is true that the persistent fruit is to see them quote their heroes instead of the bible text in context: all their dogma are just taken from texts out of contexts = pretexts. It is no wonder they are cult like in practise: isolating, exclusive, dominating

  • "Why call what is extreme and way out hyper-calvinist when it is a plain calvinist that is way out?" - GTG

    I separate hyper-calvinists from calvinists in the following ways:

    1) hyper-calvinists believe you are not elect unless you're calvinist

    2) hyper-calvinists do not care if they break the 10 commandments (e.g. RB's lying)

    3) hyper-calvinists are more concerned with being logical than being like jesus

    Not all calvinists meet the above criteria, so I distinguish between the two.

  • Hi Steve,

    Does that mean you'll do a separate video on Calvinists being way out/extreme Christians?

  • "Does that mean you'll do a separate video on Calvinists being way out/extreme Christians?" - GTG

    Just posted a vid on the doctrines of grace.

  • Hi Steve,

    You:

    "Just posted a vid on the doctrines of grace"

    And what an excellent job of illustrating the heart of the matter too!

  • LOL, I used to be one ... No seriously, I really did used to be one :| ... Now I'm more of what you'd call a "moderate Calvinist" ... and yes, such a thing does exist LOL

  • Hehe.

    Gordon Clark!! I listened to a lecture of his once. In it he equated the fact that induction could not be justified without using induction with *assuming* that the bible is axiomatic and does not need to be defended. That is severe intellectual dishonesty! Induction is reasonable because it yields probabilistic answers, sometimes near certainty. Assuming the bible's claims doesn't have the same utility and is inconsistent in any case.

  • "Gordon Clark!! I listened to a lecture of his once." - riversonthemoon

    I'm sorry to hear that. Just kidding :-)

    Hyper-calvinists hate induction, as they believe it doesn't provide truth. They feel that truth can only be discovered through deduction.

    The problem is that deduction must begin with something that isn't deduced (e.g. "all men are mortal"). And I believe this something was achieved through induction, the very thing they despise.

  • I am not hyper-calvinists but Calvinism. Hyper-Calvinists are heresy. Calvinism more preach to everyone. Am I wrong? Remember I am deaf of the world.

  • "Hyper-Calvinists are heresy. Calvinism more preach to everyone. Am I wrong?" - praiselordgrace

    I'm glad you stopped by.

    You're right. It seems to me that hyper-calvinists are too so calling people heretics that they seem to have lost the message of love.

  • i see, Hyper-Calvinists does not believe go gospel to all the world. so, how can we help them truth with Grace the Sovereignty of God? rather said the heresy.

  • I find that many Calvinists or hyper-Calvinists quote Calvin or other early proponents more then the Bible itself or Jesus.

  • "I find that many Calvinists or hyper-Calvinists quote Calvin or other early proponents more then the Bible itself or Jesus." - brianblackberry

    You're right. I can't remember the last time I heard a hyper-calvinist preach about the sermon on the mount.

  • This is a problem I see with most believers, but mainly with Calvinists. Instead of letting the bible stand on its own merits and admit that it is a confusing book, they have to attempt to make logically arguments for it in order to keep their faith intact. Has the Bible helped believers get closer to God or has it cause more infighting in the Christian community?

  • "Instead of letting the bible stand on its own merits and admit that it is a confusing book, they have to attempt to make logically arguments for it in order to keep their faith intact.? " - PracticalThinker

    Good point. When an explanation is more outrageous than it's subject, something is wrong.

  • ''I can't remember the last time I heard a hyper-calvinist preach about the sermon on the mount.''

    - If the sermon on the mount was never in the NT and Jesus came down again to deliver it separately, I think calvinists would call him a pelagian heretic.

  • "If the sermon on the mount was never in the NT and Jesus came down again to deliver it separately, I think calvinists would call him a pelagian heretic."

    LOL, you're probably right.

  • I believe I am my own god, so I must be an anti hyper calvinist. I have already been called the anti christ, which amuses me to no end.

    Bring on the hilarity people, I live for a good laugh, and remember, all gods are playing jokes on us, through belief in them by the gullible.

  • "Bring on the hilarity people, I live for a good laugh..." - xxxchaindrive

    I agree; we would be a better world if people would laugh more.

    Take care,

    Steve

  • I do not claim to be calvinist nor arminian.

    I do claim to be a follower of Christ Jesus.

    I don't really care what those other guys have to say! God Bless you.

  • Halleluyah Our Father.

    You are yellow my friend, you have taken off my message of truth.

    Brother Phil.

  • "You are yellow my friend, you have taken off my message of truth." - ath16

    I assure you your comments will not be censored by me.

  • Halleluyah Our Father.

    Then where did it go??

    Brother Phil.

  • "Then where did it go??" - ath16

    Which video did you post it on?

  • Halleluyah Our Father.

    This one I guess what I had to say might have helped you, so maybe satan made it go away,,

    Brother Phil..

  • "This one I guess what I had to say might have helped you, so maybe satan made it go away,," - ath16

    I doubt that :-)

    Post it again if you can remember it.

  • Steve, this is silly foolishness. I didn't expect this kind of behavior from you. I'm truly disappointed.

  • "Steve, this is silly foolishness. I didn't expect this kind of behavior from you. I'm truly disappointed." - Brett

    Did they add a sixth point? No sense of humor allowed? :-)

  • Steve, there is a sense of humor and then there is downright foolishness and offense. I found that video to be offensive and completely useless. You looked like a fool in it.

  • "I found that video to be offensive and completely useless." - Brett

    Really? I think if I would have made a similar video about arminians you'd be laughing right now.

    You saw no use in it? Your brothers are calling ALL arminians reprobates. Your brothers rarely quote jesus, but find no problem slipping in a quote from Gordon Clark.

    I'm surprised you aren't offended by their actions. But even more than surprised, I'm saddened. This is NOT christianity and you know it!

  • Steve-

    Sometimes the truth stings to the Calvinists out there.

    Putting that right out there in their face makes them think about themselves in a way that makes them feel downright uncomfortable.

  • "Putting that right out there in their face makes them think about themselves in a way that makes them feel downright uncomfortable." - Zuul030

    Thanks for your comment; I know there is truth in what you say.

    I've known Brett for a long time and he is a good guy. Actually, he is one of the few calvinists I respect. We've had our battles, but he fights fair.

  • If he fights fair, obviously your "Fighting Fair" and my "Fighting Fair" are wildly different.

    He's insulting (Calling you a fool), said that the video was completely worthless (Yet he found time to write out a long diatribe without giving any plausible reason behind it) and he is just being sensitive.

    Good God, if I whined about how Gays were unfairly stereotyped on TV, Movies and the Internet I wouldn't get anything done.

    Stereotypes are there for a reason, people just need to deal with it.

  • Steve, I am not one of those Calvinists who calls Arminians reprobates and I've never quote Gordon Clark, but I know you know that. Also, if this video had been about Arminianism I still would not be laughing. I think you acted like a fool in this video and you were offensive. If your attempt was satire, it was a poor attempt both in presentation and content. Yes, I am offended at the actions of some of my brothers and yes, it is not Christianity. Your behavior in this video was the problem.

  • I thought the line about one's wedding vows being syllogisms was laugh-out-loud funny.

  • "I thought the line about one's wedding vows being syllogisms was laugh-out-loud funny. " - ProfMTH

    Thanks Prof.

  • "Your behavior in this video was the problem. " - Brett

    Your opinion is always welcome.

    "Yes, I am offended at the actions of some of my brothers and yes, it is not Christianity. "

    If this is true, then why not the message of offense to them? In fact, let me challenge you to do something that will be bold and in their face: do a video series on the sermon on the mount. If you don't, I will, and we know how that will turn out :-)

  • I just may do some videos on the sermon on the mount. However, I have already challenged some of my Calvinist brothers, such as Monty Collier, and I think you are aware of that. I am a biblical man first, then I am a Calvinist because I recognize Calvinist theology to be the most beautiful and biblical theological viewpoint. Your problem is with what the scripture teaches, not Calvinism; your other problem is with people, not their Calvinism.

  • "I just may do some videos on the sermon on the mount" - Brett

    I'll watch everyone and send copies to Monty :-)

  • Freakin' hilarious! Love it! LOL! 5 stars

  • "Freakin' hilarious! Love it! LOL! 5 stars " - nonew3

    thanks, but most of my calvinist viewers didn't

  • I'm not a Calvinist. I am Arminian (sp?).

  • "I am Arminian" - nonew3

    Hey, doesn't that mean you're reprobate? :-)

  • I might be a reprobate, but of course I've been called worse. LOL!

  • "I might be a reprobate, but of course I've been called worse. LOL! " - nonew3

    LOL. Me too.....

  • Guess so. And, I've been called worse, of course. LOL!

  • i like it was so fun

  • i like it was so fun " - orius1450

    thanks.

  • arminian = reprobates - LOLLLL!!!!

    If you bring your Institutes to your Bible Study....you might be blessed with an extra helping of assurance

    If the bedtime stories for your kids revolve around Calvin...you're just imparting the grace that is within you

    If Michael Servetus is a synonyn for a just verdict from the local government .....you never have to tell your kids what happens if they disobey :)

    If you forget to mention Van Til....you're just not hyper enough

  • "arminian = reprobates - LOLLLL!!!!" - epaminodas

    this is becoming a prevalent belief among hyper-calvinists. It's funny and sad, all at the same time...

  • I paused it a 0:31, wrote this comment, and am going to unsubscribe and take him off my friends list. What a waste of time. Very sad.

    There is no way this chap wants to learn and have an intelligent conversation. He talks in circles that he alone constructs and expects rational discourse: from Isaac not being willing, to God needing justification, to losing something that never was, to God making mistakes.

    Whatever crazy pills he's taking, there not helping him.

    It's so sad.

    Peace Out

  • "I paused it a 0:31, wrote this comment, and am going to unsubscribe and take him off my friends list." - Proho

    My prediction at 0:59 was correct then!!

    No sense of humor Proho? I'm disappointed.

  • crazy:I was class clown in high school.Being funny has always been my life.I'd like to facilitate the discussions you try to provoke but it appears to me you really don't want solvent answers to the straw man dilemma's you conjure up.I think you're smoking too much pot or something, and have a lot of money and time to burn.I haven't listened to this video up after :31. I can barely stand the shrieking volume of your introductions.You & your ideas are not that important. Sorry buddy boy. XXO :-P

  • Oh man, I needed a good laugh. I'll forgive the red neck accent thing...

  • "Oh man, I needed a good laugh" - CG

    A calvinist with a sense of humor. I can always count on you Jen.

  • LOL!

  • "LOL! " - YahoshuaMyLord

    Thanks.

  • You might be grasping at straws....er...uh....strawmen too!

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