Small Soldiers The Movie part 8

[nickgemini12]

Chips Burned Face is a homage to batman forever which tommy lee jones played two-face

[w4rr3nn]

09:44 I'm here to negotiate the surrender of the...... Gorgonzolas.

[franklinZac]

there just toys STEP ON THEM DAMN it!

[Immortal4Aday]

@franklinZac didn't you read the blurb lol they are the commando elite everything else is just a toy.

[TwistedProductions99]

Well Mom, Next Christmas i would like............

[Mayeur000Donz]

Looking back on this, now - the crazy premise aside - this film lacked a LOT of logic!! ^_^

[sustantivo1espritu]

The kid doesnt show any pain when getting sliced or stabbed by needles. WTF

[Nicole12345678901000]

lol its funny how when they fell into the pit the toys went down but the real bike flew up a bit,

[Nitrosaff]

It's funny cuz they are only toys lol! -shivers- DANGEROUS TOYS! RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

[manuboy214]

i would shoot them with my bebe gun

[BGDTECHNO]

Song name from 1.44

[LinaCarter24]

@BGDTECHNO War by Edwin Starr

[TheFunnysamnoob333]

Its marry jane from spiderman! She is hotter when she was this age!

[TheEntombedMonarch]

@TheFunnysamnoob333 its the name of a song. The Entombed Monarch by Carnifex -________-

[hustler666100]

i remember when i went to the cinema as a kid to see this. I was upset cos the commandos lost. I think i said i was upset cos the good guys lost. Kinda funny lookin back at that now. They should of done a sequel as an 18 when they speak at the end about using them for War.

[MuayThai5551]

1:41 Edwin Starr - War

[Imadethisprofile33]

when i was little this movie had two of my favorite things... action figures and improvised weaponry!

[shadowninja3868]

that guy is from Alvin and the chipmunks

[CHORRA323]

COMMANDOOOOO'S lol xD

[minecrafter102]

1:41 to 2:46 made my day :)

[CHORRA323]

the commando leader is the guy that does MIB :D

[n8luvshimselfnot]

@CHORRA323 yeah. tommy lee jones

[MarcusSLazarus]

I wonder if the Commandos would have withdrawn if they'd known that their creator was in the house as well?

[xPixelPrincessx]

@MarcusSLazarus i sorta thought that too

[fpscockyboi]

*the guy with the white flag* i fucking love that actor

[MrJaxreid]

Mrs. Fimple is Francine from American Dad can you believe it

[saspeir]

whats the name and artist of the song when they come iout of the garage

[MattRhys20]

@saspeir War by Edwin Starr

[SuperKieran34]

the commando elit are B.A.M.F. bad ass mother fuckers

[DjZombieKiller1]

1:40-4:00 allways makes me laugh

[TheDarthjables]

anyone else notice how fast that tree caught on fire and fell down lol

[jangofett159]

Whats the name of the song in the speakers

[DuudeRJ]

@jangofett159 Spice Girls - If You Wanna Be My Lover ooolllddd song lol

[xDoctorWho]

You know, if I was being chased by RC cars and being shot at, I'd kick them. I wouldn't let them shoot me. I'd kick them, and then pull their damn heads off.

[iamnamine]

I honestly can't believe that not a single freakin person woke up from all that noise they made. Like seriously????? Were people just really def back than or something?!

[goldenapple91]

Is that Kirsten Dunst's underwear showing or is that just an undershirt at 1:04 when her and Alan are going through the window?

[ajaxrush]

Man every i watch this movie i wonder why those toy soldiers are so deadly.

[albusron3490]

thats not a chainsaw, thats a Hedgetrimmer.

[Arkenarge]

moral of this story.... don't buy alot of crap, because toys can turn them into weapons. :D

[snuky2000]

i cant believe barbies can do that

[ChristianCageCarisma]

"ANYBODY GOT A GARAGE DOOR OPENER?" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[JaxonDragon360]

2:15- what were those, coins?

[JaxonDragon360]

Luv the 3 faces chip makes at the beginning of the video; smile, frown, and angry scowl.

[AverageBen22]

Why didn't all the toys turn on before now? The original group turned on by themselves in the beginning.

[AverageBen22]

Lucky the toys are waterproof.

[AverageBen22]

Explosions, firebombs, and car chases. WHERE THE HELL ARE THE COPS!

[NathanJesseMcCarthy]

im here to negotiate the surrender of the gorgenzoolas

LMAO

[NathanJesseMcCarthy]

that mother is hell of a reasurer "oh shh its going to be alright they'r not after you.. they just wanna kill all the little monster people" :D lmao!

[CrAZBoy0211]

ahhh Phil and his canes lol

[dannyboyyy1000]

Does anyone think stuff like these can be made yet? I think so...

[teedonster]

1:38 by far the best scene

[xrdxex]

that second programmer is an asshole

[EmeraldJunkie]

And nobody noticed this happening?

Two teenagers on a scooter being chased by very violent toys on custom made WMDs.

[KRAZYKILLERZ01]

im 14 now but when i was little i always loved the idea of the commandos using bottle rockets as missiles! boy i will never stop loving fireworks!

[RevGNR]

"The Guys a regular Arnold Benedict!"

That's Benedict Arnold dumbass!!!

[wildmann23]

1:40

WAR!!!

Here comes The Commandos!!!

8:20

Loook Out...we're being invaded.

[TheHarisali95]

awesome very very very very very very nice

[skeletonking1234]

7:14 i was expecting the word owned to pop up

[MrEnriquez9]

stupid comandos



[MrEnriquez9]

that toy is a maniac ahhhhhhhh idk about you guys but you guys are dum the gorginites and the comandos are maniacs

[MrEnriquez9]

that toy is a maniac ahhhhhhhh

[bit122]

i want that toy

[perfettopizza]

i didn't know a song about war being useless would sound so kick ass while killer war toys tried to kill 2 teenagers.

[MrEnriquez9]

@perfettopizza true that is right

[Jankblades11]

they set the tape to replay jammed the button

[PufferBluntman]

Ok, how did Gorgonzolas made a decoy tape several hours long in 15 minutes?

[AraGuitar]

@PufferBluntman Gorgonites*... i think gorgonzola is a cheese

[edyoung44]

how is fire able to knock a  tree over?

[CaptainAndyThePirate]

I WANT SOME!!!

[PrescottValleyMan]

I love this movie!!!!!

[TheRealRonaldMcD]

THANK GOD

[anasuteijiya]

"Hey, he's throwing us down the river, He's a regular Arnold's Benedict."

[MrRazerjake]

i wood want the gorganites camandos suck archers dick cheese

[slangshotstudios]

"i'm here to negotiate the surrender of the, uh....Gorgonzolas."

[Instrumental187]

I wish this will happen in real life. it would be a lot of fun kicking the shit out of them toys.

[LesbianMeatball]

Always my favorite part was the chase scene. Those would make legit RC cars if they sold those.

[aacrockin]

I mean switch um off, take um apart..steal there batteries whatever it is...you people dooo? lmao

[Deadeye517]

00:23 oh the Barbie carnage!!!!

[jocoby1616]

for some reasion latly i have been looking up movies i watched when i was younger..kinda fun..ive watched toy story, toy story2, bugs life, and this in the last day XD

[chrismax18]

time to hide again XD

[MrPrestonWeezer]

Brick Bazooka was my nigga growing up.

[steadkid]

lol where calling this place gorgonite scum street at 16

[BrodyFarmBoy]

is it bad if I route for the Commando Elite?

[1THENIGHTMAREGIRL]

whats the bane if the song they play at 1:44?

[M1Astrays]

@1THENIGHTMAREGIRL War.

[dontmakemeMAD1990]

bang

youre toys nearly killed my son !

lol

[cbbbtc]

major chip hazard reminds me of genral knoxx off borderlands lol

[BossDkiller]

stop you're killing me hahahaha so funny

[XxXDisturbedXxX1000]

Just wack the comando's with a fucknig golf club like they did to the barbies.

[vader226]

2:10 "Expect no mercy Gorganite ally..."

[havealookatit]

greetings, you've been drafted... hahaha

[MarineroPL]

2:03 "heeeeey ehehehe"

[Huhmasta]

did NO one have a cell phone to call the cops? .....

[AVTR346]

@Huhmasta in this movie, it's the 90's

[niuchemist]

@Huhmasta This is 1998 ... Cell phones weren't nearly as prolific as they are today.

[Huhmasta]

@niuchemist oh ok....I wouldnt really know then, I was in kindergarden during that time....

[Alva9923]

What kind of bottle rocket can bring down a whole tree ????? and where can i get my hands on one of thoes

[tomcatpilot13]

they really needed binoculars to see across the street?

[AverageBen22]

@tomcatpilot13 Well it is dark and they are small toys. You try reading a sign 30ft away at night.

[blakethechao]

@tomcatpilot13 In all technicallity they had to see that the small toys were moving away, otherwise it would look like some parked truck

[MarcusSLazarus]

@tomcatpilot13 They need it to see small figures on the other side of the street

[chaz3345]

this is the corniest movie i have ever watched

[VeldinJoe]

i love phil its a shame what happened to him

[GOPJ00]

the woman who plays marion voices francine smith on American Dad.

[ToraXaolin]

If anyone owns the soundtrack, could you please tell me which track is played at minute 5:00 in this clip?

[Hardcoresnake247]

Dude I would be swearing @ 3:14!!!! Id be like "WHOA wtf?! Jesus christ!!"" Then I'd grab a good melee weapon and have fun battling toy soldiers lol. But damn that's some fire power for some toys o_O

[ztslovebird]

lol, I loved those twitchy-ball-thingies that were in the box!

[Netherwolf6100]

Damn could you imagine the possibilities with these damn toys? They could replace solders in armies or at least be assigned their own recon, infiltrate and stealth missions

[killerjon020]

coooooooooooooooooooolllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ACDCfloyd]

Anybody got a garage door opener?

BOOM

WAR...

[6breedlover]

"time to hide again",, haha LOL c:

[TheChoujinVirus]

7:14

POW!! Right in the Kisser!

[blader09111]

Is that MJ from the spiderman movies?

[TheAllKnowingTribute]

No. That's whatsername from Small Soldiers, if you mean is that the actress Kirsten Dunst then yes it is

[KillerWhales1951]

@blader09111 yes.

[supergorilla19]

when i saw there division i said holy

[hughcri]

these would be cool if they were real but dont kill

[EOINC8]

realy all he had to do was stand on them lol

[supernuetralhero]

this is almost a horror film lololololololo luv it

[babyhilts]

How is that kid not making a big deal about the four corn holder embedded in his leg? I know their not THAT deep but seriously, that's deep enough to hurt! I'd be blubbering a bit pulling those suckers out.

[sauron9990]

RIP Phil Hartman

[plotbelly5]

"Lights out..." Eww creepy stuff...

[dll0990]

The Song is called: "WAR HUNH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR" by Edwin Starr

[k3nt4n]

@dll0990 it's just called war :)

[kirmokin]

i laughed my ass off at 3:50 with the "flying moped" and the commandos just exploding

[kirmokin]

for being toys they really have some kick ass weapons

[slashking87]

i like how the girl is like get out my way i'll climb out 1st @ 1:04

[blackjet1232]

shit this is the best movie man

[LatinaAmante]

00:02 FIRST TIME CHIP EVER SMILED

[careyting123]

awesome veichles

[sprawlmessiah]

Coooooool MoviE!

[WoodieOfficial]

my childhood movie

[DLRDggg]

7:14 ooh shitttt

[borona666]

movie fuck up= shows allen getting shot twice with the corn thingies and a little later he has 4 of them now lol

[tkabrian987]

well it is always a possibility tht those twisted fucks shot him another 2 times while it cut to the commander and the girl

[jemthehunt]

08 second  Major Chip Hazards was piss off

[zcssaa]

7:14 sooo funny

[ProfessorMoriartyx]

They must have had so much fun making this movie. XD

[Kentalish]

1:36 lol

[kaihimura]

these toys can make their own vehicles!

buy 1 and they can MAKE MORE TOYS

[kaihimura]

stfu u faggot

[TheKaneDestroyer]

Sure. If they were real!

[calgriff]

war huh, what is it good for absolutely nothing!

[taufiq1991]

Calm is killing me

[bat353]

since when does a fire cracker have that big of a explosion

[thesyncsta12]

@bat353 mabey it was an m80

[CullenFamilyMember]

Funny, I dont see any more Major Chip Hazards. Guess he didnt want anyone competeing with his leadership.

[mtg540]

@CullenFamilyMember

The toys werent for sale yet

[mtg540]

@CullenFamilyMember

nvm.. ignore that.

[moatguy]

That's what I used to think too. The other Chip Hazards should have woken up too and there would have been argument over who was leader.

[Soundnous]

Seriousely, how do you get pwned by action figures with muscles the size of your pinkie fingers?

[gangstaunitboy]

it's a movie duh

[starbuck1111]

I love that there just so happened to be binoculars next to the window. hahaha

[omgitztrippy]

BOMB HIM BACK TO PRESCHOOL!

[abrahamWCE]

The good Bumble Ball, demostrating that even exploding it won´t stop to shake

[malfoy2]

I loved the psycho barbies in it.

[69guitarmaster69]

i love this movie FALCON PAWNCHHHH

[Key2Be]

Love the ocular tripod and that jumping

gorgonite the most.

[misscindy7983]

Remember this Keith

[Flameshadow1010]

7:14 FALCON PAWNCH!!!!

....what? someone shoulda done it (however irrelevant it is)

[dose4real]

lmfao ur soooo right

[69guitarmaster69]

true man someone defenately should have said that i was weak from your comment when he punched him

[DunfoVenou]

01:55 kick ass song

[rappebigboy]

wat is the name of the song

[1444lonewolf]

war by Edwun Starr

[dll0990]

Not "Edwun" U Dumbass Edwin!!!

[1444lonewolf]

people make mistakes too

[dll0990]

IT'S EDWIN STARR >:(

[dll0990]

"War" By Edwin Starr

[KahnuevsKrake]

7:14, that punch looked really fake