Living-Quarters: How to destroy half

[mysterykcad]

"Story of my life: The destruction of half the sentence."

Yeah, that sounds like Quarter Life, all right...

[bobbarob]

Original text: "No, not all of Dallas"

Retranslated text: "No, ALL of Dallas"

Mind = blown

[DeloreandudeTommy]

And to think that thousands of years of human technological achievements and this is one of the things it's led up to. Humanity, you did not bring me down.

[sgtdude1110]

cattle-workers? Man that's some crazy outsourcing.

[Anarchemitis]

This is an Engrish quasi-youtube poop of an already poopish parody of a garry's mod junk video of a dramatic reading of a so-horrible-it's-hilarious fan-fiction of a sequel of Half Life.

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

[cobalionisawesome]

DID HEADCRAB GO TO OHIO

[NukeKioh]

"I bought books for reading"

SURRRRREEE YOU DID

[yoshiothehedgehog]

>the destruction of half a sentence

Welcome to what this entire story is.

[Andreus]

The destruction of half the sentence.

I think more than half the sentence was destroyed.

[Andreus]

@Andreus FUCK, I ALREADY POSTED THIS.

[7overfour]

He was a good headcrab and Jimm.

[LovetteCher]

Oon si si lopedia?

[huskyd2000]

Thank you, "Transcribe Audio," for making this even funnier.

"Atuhor's Nose" = "Angela Morris Knows"

[Andreus]

"The destruction of half a sentence"

I'm going to go ahead and say that the ENTIRE sentence was destroyed.

[SadlyNotJohnFreeman]

LOL internet

[DarkKagura]

I die-cide to have everyone dance!

[DeloreandudeTommy]

It's even funnier when you put the re-translated translation into another translator. (ie. English to Japanese to English to Russian to Swedish to German to English)

[NukeKioh]

"He was a good headcrab and Jimm, but he hit on the head was cut."

At first I was like "Wut?"

Then I lol'd.

[Suckishman]

"Alright, the mission and victories skuckseeded."

[gameaddict11707]

He was a good headcrab and Jimm, but he hit on the head was cut.

wut?

[MrBrassBalls]

If I do not agree with the demons, it's late. :(

[halflife2man]

IF I DO NOT AGREE WITH THE DEMONS, IT'S LATE.

[Microwavist]

MOTHER THEY LAGHFED

[crazies23]

lol ohio

[thereaIblackcerberus]

IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE DEMANS,

IT'S LATE

And then Gordon was a headcrab in Ohio.

[foxskywalker64]

"He was a good headcrab"

"CHAPTER 2: THEY DO NOT ISOTOPE RECOVER"



[TheCrackBox]

What did u use to make this?

[McMaNGOS]

@TheCrackBox Google Translate, a text-to-speech generator, and Sony Vegas 5.

[TheCrackBox]

@McMaNGOS Thx

[Lifemouse]

What happens next? You DIE-cide!

[AbortFlight]

He was a good headcrab and Jimm, but he hit on the head was cut.

[ShpleeMan]

0:26

"The Destruction of Half the sentence"

Oh, the irony is so thick I could roll it into a tube and beat you with it

[TrickyTheKlown]

Where in the name of blue jumpsuits did 'Ohio' and 'Utah' come from? That is nonsensical gib-rish

[CoatedTrout]

@TrickyTheKlown OH stands for Ohio

Would you like to know some facts about ohio?

[DeloreandudeTommy]

@CoatedTrout Yes, please elaborate.

[CoatedTrout]

@DeloreandudeTommy Ohio is as long at its longest point as it is wide at its widest point (220 miles)

Its 9th largest city is youngstown, with a population of 72,925.

It has only 3.6% of its population being foreign born, compared to 12.5% for the rest of the US, and the state tree is the buckeye.

[Lucarilover240]

Apparently, the headcrab weighed Ohio and a number.

[Jack2009cool]

This is how Gordon Freeman is included meltdown.

[AbortFlight]

@Jack2009cool

*gasp* No.

[alphaswordrain1337]

I just swing with a joke, thanks!!

[fastlane250]

This is one of the few videos that the "Transcribe Audio" feature actually kind of works with.

[Nindotendofreak]

Fred Graham jets where to go from the head of Jim's.

[gingergingerginger1]

The physical smitheroons, that had already Jimm

[byggepladen]

"Mother" They laughed.  LOL

[germazara89]

I loled hard at "cattle-orker" jim.

[Theoverseer95]

In the main, I just swing with a joke thanks.

[camper182]

wat

[Naster66]

The physical smitheroons had already Jimm...

[Nicknacmania]

wdf this doesnt make any sence? lol???

[Keybored6522]

I took out the isotope, but the cause is melting...

[TheJoebucks]

did headcrab went to ohio

[McMaNGOS]

yes

yes it did

[kilereren]

"MOTHER" THEY LAUGHED

[Willhudski]

Portals like he wouldnt melt henemy to push its headquarters in Dallas using the portal of the Atlantic Ocean toward innocuous thinking.

[GregorioXII]

I assume all you did was copypaste the original into a Japanese translater, translate it, then translate it back.

It payed off.

[KillerPassifist]

I feel sick to escape the here and must be firmly.

[Minnakht23]

The destructed bad sentence was original for better be.

[Davethewerewolf]

ohio?

[theguycalledchris]

Cattle-orker Jim.

[XplodingNoggin]

DESTRUCTION OF A SCENTENCE

[nitro836]

@XplodingNoggin STORY OF HIS LIFE!

[QCIC56]

THEY DO NOT ISOTOPE RECOVER

[yukyuk21]

how did you make this?

[MasterFalcon]

He was a good headcrab.

[nitro836]

@MasterFalcon And Jimm

[GLaDOSgeek]

"Mother" They laughed. XDDDD

[Cha0sLord93]

Did headcrab went to Ohio?

[Trogdorbad]

Best part:

Headcrab Juts where to go from the head of Jimms DID HEADCRAB went to Ohio! GHordon wents it to borrow a sword, was a Claymore crowbarb of missing hhad to get Utah. He was a good headcrab and Jimm, but he hit on the head was cut.

In the main, "I just swing with a" joke thanks".

"Mother" They laughed.

"Where isotop Whait Ohio and a number?"

Especially the ending, and the "good headcrab".

[Catman2030]

Did headcrab go to Ohio?

[Trogdorbad]

And a number!

[Catman2030]

But I decided to write DOG

[Raveseeker]

I gotta admit, this made me laugh.

Would be nice if you could get the music and put it in the background, though.

[phantom102]

LOL Ohio.

[someguywhoneedsaname]

delete your account

your idiocy is unbearable

[BlockisticStudios]

delete my account

do it for the lulz.

[halflife2forlife]

Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for 10 seconds?

[SeadogDriftwood]

Damn it, that's not even half the lines I wanted to comment on! F*cking YouTube...

[SeadogDriftwood]

Best lines, written as heard, with added punctuation (and commentary):

-He was a good head-crab and Jim. ("He was a good head-crab! AND YOU BASTARDS KILLED HIM!" "He's dead, Jim")

-"In the main, I just swing with a joke - thanks!" "Mother! They laughed!" (Oh, stop whining)

-I took out the isotope, but the cause is melting... (No! Not the cause!)

[SeadogDriftwood]

-If I do not agree with the DEMONS... (That's our Grigori, never agreeing with the demons...)

-I FEEL SICK to escape from the here, and must be firmly! (Illness can be quite an emotional drain. Being blowed to smitheroons can also be quite an emotional drain)

-...using the portal of the Atlantic Ocean toward innocuous thinking. (Because we all know how innocuous the Atlantic Ocean is... hint: "Allons enfants de la Patrie, le jour de gloire est arrivé...")

[Kiddysonic]

MOTHER, THEY LAUGHED

[Catman2030]

please peterchimaera , Tahnks. com is my bad...

That's where I lost context

[Kluddraider]

He was a good head crab. Made me laugh so much I had to go to the hospital for laughing at cattles in Ohio.

[cyborgtroy]

Then who was phone?

[MikuMech]

I did the ungodly- I took Engrish Living Quarters and Engrished it.

"The necessity which you observe it is not necessary to live; Headcrab it protruded HEADCRAB it did somewhere in order to go from the head of Jimms into Ohio state!"

"In main pipe, " As for me a" With it wobbles exactly; Thanks" of joke; . " Mother" They laughed. " isotop Whait Ohio state and number. " " As for UIt certain stoled! "

Be afraid or shed tears of Joy, you decide.

[SEGAClownboss]

"The necessity which you observe it is not necessary to live" O_O wat

[nitro836]

@SEGAClownboss Subliminal for not watching this vid?

[SEGAClownboss]

@nitro836 No, I was reading MikuMech's comment.

[bluemar00n]

MOTHER, THEY LAUGHED

[TBman256]

nudist goveries?

[mssnor]

CATTLE ORKER

[halflife2man]

If i do not agree with the demons, IT'S LATE!

Good god i could not stop laughing at this.

[IAMTRONBONNE]

FREECHMAN GORDON

[Cooltuber453]

"GHordon wents it to borrow a sword, was a Claymore crowbarb of missing hhad to get Utah"

This video is the frickin' funniest thing ever made. Taking a storyline with already bad english, then translating it to english, is pure win!!!

[frigaziga]

i just swing with a joke thanks.

[Cha0sLord93]

Did headcrab went to ohio?

[kilereren]

"Mother" They laughed.

What?

[QCIC56]

Portals like he wouldnt melt henemy to push its headquarters in Dallas using the portal of the Atlantic Ocean toward innocuous thinking.

[poopskinTheLiar]

"They do not isotope recover!"

[SHad0wnight9]

Freechmen Gordon was in his study laboratoried study.

Fellow scientists, cattle - orker Jimm "What Freemant Gordon," is to work.

"UI radoactive isatope there are new discoveries, this one-fourth of the half-life does not have to live with the need to observe the vollatile, so hasty."

Headcrab Juts where to go from the head of Jimms DID HEADCRAB went to Ohio! GHordon wents it to borrow a sword, was a Claymore crowbarb of missing hhad to get Utah.

[Gunsandblades]

"Where isotop Whait Ohio and a number?"

[sjamsjam]

"Portals like he wouldnt melt henemy to push its headquarters in Dallas using the portal of the Atlantic Ocean toward innocuous thinking."

LOLWUT?

[Andreus]

WHAT IS THE MEANING? You deiside!

[IchigoMontgomery]

They moved Dallas to Ohio WIM!

[yewiyewiya2]

Juts where to go from the head of Jimms DID HEADCRAB went to Ohio!

[vw77]

The phrasing reminds me of the retarded options on the 'corrections' sections of standardized tests

[crazyfrengy1]

LOL i stopped breathing for a few secs, i was laughing so much

[poonjoo]

he was a pretty good headcrab

[crazyfrengy1]

i just rofled

you sir, have scuccessed in making me luagh

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

the physical smitheroons that had already Jimm.

This thing...

I CANT BREATHE

[MettallicDesease]

In the main "I just swing with a-JOKE THANKS."

"MOTHER" they laughed.

I laughed too.

[prinnydood]

He was a good headcrab.

[ShadowXvo]

LOL you DIEcide

[Hayzeuszilla]

The computer-generated voice kills it. :(

[AlphonseDaya]

I feel sick to escape

[Vorhias]

The headcrab went to Ohio?

[McMaNGOS]

It's Engrish, you maggot.

[UltraRandomCo]

LOL

[Kirbydamasta]

It was a good headcrab.

[Yaschuk]

Fellow scientists cattle-orker Jimm

[Darchane]

The story of his life, the destruction of half the sentance.

[Superdudalot]

Half the sentence was already destroyed. We certainly didn't need to take out the other half for this to be hilarious.

[amig90]

Engrish?

[warcrime53]

chapter 3:DESTRUATION IMMINANT!

[InvaderMatt92]

the headcrab went to ohio?

[KillerPassifist]

"I feel sick to escape from the here and must be firmly"

xD It's so ridiculously awesome that it doesn't have to make sense! ...Then again, the original made no sense either, sooo... yeah...

[DOTHEKOOPA]

DID HEADCRAB went to Ohio

[rocketbomb000]

copy bitch >:(

[McMaNGOS]

What?

[Zancoth]

What?

[TheVulcon]

What?

[McMaNGOS]

gaypenis.jpg

[IAMASTRONGMAN]

Ohio and Utah, lol! At least Engrish know their geography.

[Thejuhoker]

I bought books for readin

[Live2Die989]

Uncyclopedia olol

[TrickyTheKlown]

This was very interesting.I enjoyed it.

(alternate)

That was a experiance to distract from the numbers and more.

[WolfZword]

You forgot to randomly throw in "Ohio". :V

[Cha0sLord93]

Did headcrab went to ohio?

I lol'd

[Gigaspine7]

He was a good headcrab and Jimm, but he hit on the head was cut.

[MarioMan19]

In the main, "I just swing with a" joke thanks".

"Mother" They laughed.

[56Rubix56]

Where isotop Whait Ohio and a number?

[kittenluvermeowz]

OH THAT SPINY.

...Hi.

[Gigaspine7]

Chapter Two

They do not isotrop recover

[MarioMan19]

Gordon and Jimm, had arrived at the scene of an alien from the game a bad man, "I took out the isotope, but the cause is melting!"

[KingCornholio]

"Did headcrab went to Ohio"

That's a very good question

[Lolazopedio]

I Can´t stop Laugh

[YoshiKing911]

I laugh stop ! can't

[NekrisuWorufu]

I.. I think I just died..

[aconnor96]

WAT

[blackandbluestar]

You die-side. XD

[GhostSonic]

I bought books for reading, please peterchimaera Tahnks. com is my bad: (

[Xample2008]

This is too good to be true

[XShadowFlareX]

Someone's been to Babelfish.

[EvilBeanBurrito]

WAT

[SHad0wnight9]

I heard ohio 3 times.

[56Rubix56]

Portals like he wouldnt melt henemy to push its headquarters in Dallas using the portal of the Atlantic Ocean toward innocuous thinking.

[Holycrudaflyingcow12]

"Mother,they laughed." LOL

[Emwo]

Who wrote this originally?

they should get published. :o

[wisemage0]

I liked the video where robotnik said "Pingas" it had win inside. This is also good

[SoulGizmo]

GHordon wents it to borrow a sword, was a Claymore crowbarb of missing hhad to get Utah

[JagaimoLoco]

He was a good headcrab and Jimm, but he hit on the head was cut.

[geardawg4794]

AL GORdon freeman

i lol'd

[ShadowXvo]

YOU DIEsiede

[BlueChameleon01]

The big in-breath at 0:39 is what made it for me :)

[Tehownagedude]

Ew must escapes out of here

[Waruko8D]

No, all of Dallas. D:

[MrKhanski]

Mother

[56Rubix56]

DID HEADCRAB WENT TO OHIO?