Oh Wheezy wheezy wheezy, why are you so great? I spent minutes on YouTube (to tackle this debate). My struggles are effortless. It's the beard that causes my distress. I'm a girl and have none of my own. Not even a fake one to have and hold.
@009chiqui Generally when someone calls someone dumb they are also insinuating that you have the intellectual capacity to correctly spell simple words, such as dumb, you're, and that. Also, when you do not use proper grammar it makes you seem kind of stupid. On top of that, it appears that you do not have any reason to call anyone's video dumb, as the only one you have ever posted is a video of someone, presumably yourself, waving your head back and forth with reversed colors. Hilarious.
HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE. why the fuck are you making so many videos about handstands. and trust me, im that curious little fucker that needs to know. dont just run across my words thinking im an annoying mexican viewer who can give two shits. THIS, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!
How could I judge you?! You're awesome to the awesome degree! And some else commented that they wanna stick their tongue in you belly button! CRAZY. I guess that's what happens when you ask people to be honest.
Jerk, you're so freaking cool! It sucks how awesome you are! Why don't you go be epicly amazing in a corner and try a crappy attempt at an amusing handstand there!?
But what if we judge you too harshly and then you have a nervous break down from all of the cruel judgey-ness and then there are no more wheezy videos??? :O
There was no links in the side where your magic finger was pointing. That made me sad, even more sad than the fact that they didn't have your face on it :(
Brutal judging: your love for yourself is so BRUTAL (see there's the brutal) that it makes me love beards more. I may have misused brutal...Wheezy! Look up "brutal" for me so I don't judge you with bad grammar! Please?
as you are gaining strength from attempting these handstands on a regular basis, you should try more. This video contained only two attempts! Lets see 5 attempts tomorrow.
you need to strengthen your core muscles, also when your in the air think about pulling your belly button towards your spine, your doing great by the way.
You were arching your back. Your beard is beardish. You...The clones are better than you. (How's that for judging? Did I do well? Do i get a sticker on my worksheet?)
Wow, I watched this video about eight times in a row, and I think by the eighth time you had gotten a lot better. Though I suspect you were right tired about then, so I stopped making you repeat. For today.
I think you are improving!!!!!!!!! you seem to make the most progress on the first day of the week (usually monday, but as today is the exception as it is tuesday nd the first day of the week at the same time I said first day of the week, and yes I just had a 2 line explanation for something that really didn't need to be explained)
you suck in every way imaginable because you are that bad I could take my time and right an entire essay explaining why you are so bad at everything but it isnt worth the time it was hardly worth the time to type this strongly worded sentence
My way of being brutal is by yelling at you, so...
MY FAVORITE PART OF THE HANDSTAND VIDEOS ARE/IS WHEN YOUR STOMACH SHOWS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE THINKS IT'S NASTY/WEIRD... I SAY, YOUR STOMACH IS BEAST WHEEZY!!!!
Um, just an idea, but if you don't already do weights, why don't you try doing weights (just the arms), and you might be able to hold your handstands longer. But what do I know, I'm only a hand stand pro...okay, I'm ok, OKAY! I don't even know how to do one. Happy now! :P
Well, your handstands are a lot better than mine, so I'm actually kinda impressed. And I just realized when you said to criticize your face, you have brown eyes! :P Sorry.
lol all the related videos do have your face on them Craig!! ^_^
OkalRelsDaughter 1 month ago
I can't wait for the handstand video where your feet go through the wall there... ;)
McGerglemonkey 8 months ago
I was going to insult you...but then you smiled :D
Cheesemoone 9 months ago
Lisp !!
WayReallyWrong 1 year ago
you were out of breath there!
laceypennies 1 year ago
pause video. play video. press 9. repeatedly.
xmissmandymousex 1 year ago
Cutest smile EVER at the end! (:
boohandjaney 1 year ago 7
im waiting for the one handed stand
MCLexicon 1 year ago
How cute was that smile at the end!!!!
jstmichele 1 year ago 8
ITS DARK OUT!! :O
maketorres 1 year ago
easiest way to hurt wheezy waiter's feelings
your beard sucks
no it doesn't suck
your mustache sucks it's mouching off your beard.
realwarpet 1 year ago
0:45 HOW COULD YOU INSULT THAT FACE. HOW.
Roth5585 1 year ago 7
Your smile is too cute!
WhereAreMyOreos19 1 year ago 5
that music was AWESOME!!! where do i get it?
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NeverEatTheUniverse 1 year ago
Oh Wheezy wheezy wheezy, why are you so great? I spent minutes on YouTube (to tackle this debate). My struggles are effortless. It's the beard that causes my distress. I'm a girl and have none of my own. Not even a fake one to have and hold.
lavfisch 1 year ago
Have you ever been face fucked by a horse?
gleegin 1 year ago
He looked like Billy Mayes at the end
R3DRAZ0R 1 year ago 35
@R3DRAZ0R dont hate on billy
genio0417 1 year ago
Every bad day I just watch this one til I get to the smile at the end. Works wonders, ^_^ Thanks, Mr. Waiter!
j3ss4ndr4 1 year ago
you are a terrible person with no friends and a beard obsession! hope that helps your handstand :D
bord2heck 1 year ago
tht is so stupid
ur so dum
and who the @#$%* does a video of handstands
009chiqui 1 year ago
@009chiqui ''ur so dum'' LOL you spelt dumb wrong.
Helloilization 1 year ago 3
@009chiqui Generally when someone calls someone dumb they are also insinuating that you have the intellectual capacity to correctly spell simple words, such as dumb, you're, and that. Also, when you do not use proper grammar it makes you seem kind of stupid. On top of that, it appears that you do not have any reason to call anyone's video dumb, as the only one you have ever posted is a video of someone, presumably yourself, waving your head back and forth with reversed colors. Hilarious.
imonlyslightlycrazy 1 year ago 2
ok idk who you are but i lmao'd right there
alexnromeo1995 1 year ago
head hair of course
isortaforgot 1 year ago
Your square face and bad hair result in suckage.
isortaforgot 1 year ago
0:45 Creeeper smilee
marsqueesha 1 year ago
It isn't a real hand-stand unless your wallet falls out. It's a rule. Sorry, Craig.
IFelony 1 year ago
Things I enjoy:
When your face goes red, like a good Satan.
Your belly. It's nice.
When you're funny. I giggle.
Things I do not enjoy:
When you cease performing handstands
When you are not in a video
IssTehBluMachine 1 year ago 2
Is it just me, or does it look like that belly has gotten a little smaller since he started do the handstands?
animewolf16 1 year ago
Still using the wal! COME ON WHEEZY GET IT TOGETHER!
ChaoticMatters 1 year ago
Woah. This is like so HD, it's better than real life.
sleepysnoopyseema 1 year ago
OMG, you are so adorable!!!!!!!!!!
supertailsfan 1 year ago
you're soo cute :D
hprwhglover 1 year ago
epic face 0:46 !
seth2113 1 year ago
worthless scum, not creative enough to change the title u earned.
onceigored 1 year ago
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u r in dreamworld, ez sluts. what makes u think u can ever win the game over?
onceigored 1 year ago
i hate that too
vasilibaev 1 year ago
1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5, 6,7 or 8.
onceigoblack 1 year ago
HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE. why the fuck are you making so many videos about handstands. and trust me, im that curious little fucker that needs to know. dont just run across my words thinking im an annoying mexican viewer who can give two shits. THIS, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!
ThwockFace 1 year ago
@ThwockFace Because. They're daily handstands, and he's awesome.
MiniM00ser 1 year ago 3
Billy Mays here with handstands!
justanotherdruid 1 year ago
thats a nice belly
anonymous4569 1 year ago
(says angerly) YOUR BEARD IS SO.....awsome (sigh)
unknown68652 1 year ago
He reminds me of Billy Mays, Wheezynews here with another fantastic handstand!
killerbrett 1 year ago 2
@Narglesonamistletoe bc he said "judge me" ? don't get it, prob missed it. :|
strawkat 1 year ago
Your beard is classified as a "Boyd Coddington’s custom beard". I like it!
Advandestromath 1 year ago
HOT BEAR KEEP DOING HANDSTANDS!
Vin2241 1 year ago
You should be handless
mpconde 1 year ago
you're too awesome to judge
sirtrparker 1 year ago
No wallet-falling. Therefore, I must deem this a TERRIBLE handstand. :)
Kaaaaaayy 1 year ago 49
You should try making a handstand without music!!
sidewalkcrap 1 year ago
iv also been trying to do a handstand....i cant manage to get up against the wall :P
rollasheep 1 year ago
You were adopted.
PoKaDoTbLuE128 1 year ago 2
How could I judge you?! You're awesome to the awesome degree! And some else commented that they wanna stick their tongue in you belly button! CRAZY. I guess that's what happens when you ask people to be honest.
ochoa830 1 year ago
Not seeing much improvement in your handstands. But then again my life is boring.
webwriter3000 1 year ago
GAH why are your walls so white? GAAAAAH IT'S SO ANNOYING.
Clarklikescereal2 1 year ago
Im no beardlover
Wardz2700 1 year ago
0:46 Robin Williams
gowwtgto 1 year ago
Mmmmm.. I wanna stick my tounge in that belly button!!
nycubster 1 year ago
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I love your ugliness :D
kukimane 1 year ago
I live your ugliness :D
kukimane 1 year ago
die you sexy sexy hairy thing :D
elektrash17 1 year ago
you're sexy O_O
SuperMoonGirl 1 year ago
Wheezy has the most perfect face I have ever seen. Can you please make a Beardlovers poster with your face on it? Thankssssss :)
FallOutBoy1201 1 year ago
@FallOutBoy1201 thats simething i would buy
corza202 1 year ago
@corza202 Yessssssssssssssss!!!
FallOutBoy1201 1 year ago
YOURE A HIDEOUS VIRGIN
ZombiPlan 1 year ago
I was expecting a banjo face.
CaptainKirk666 1 year ago 3
Yeah I hate that too.
Nocturnavis 1 year ago
FUZZY WUZZY BELLEH!
OmGzXX 1 year ago
everyone of our handstand are there
kingsora354 1 year ago
I like the light in this Vid
ikbenbeterinclubpeng 1 year ago
BenZINE It sounds like ZINC. Which is used to make pennies! Which costs more to make than they are worth!
RetryAgainAgain 1 year ago
Ur handstands awesome, clothes r amazing, beard: da best: uglieness: Huh?
ClicheComicSans 1 year ago
You're getting much better!!
quarterginge 1 year ago
YOUR NAME RHYMES WITH LEG! AND NUTMEG!! heh! now what son!?!
clownface741 1 year ago
Jerk, you're so freaking cool! It sucks how awesome you are! Why don't you go be epicly amazing in a corner and try a crappy attempt at an amusing handstand there!?
You make me sick with laughter!! 3:)
wortwortwort42 1 year ago
wheezy you suck! lolz jk you are the awesomest of the awesome :)
puffylamama 1 year ago
I love you
MsWoodsy007 1 year ago
YOU SUCK and umm.. your back is still arching too much. keep up the good beard.
MSthebilder 1 year ago
You're not ugly! My roommate and I ogle over how adorable you are. (I just wanted to say ogle, even if it was the wrong usage).
gholden66 1 year ago
you seeem to have gained weight
thealan19191 1 year ago
you have the awsumest banjo face evar.
skylablue14 1 year ago
Billy Mayes LIVES!
mesuhlikemusic 1 year ago
wheezy, you're perfect.
sarahjt913 1 year ago
BACK HAIR!
ZoeDahmen 1 year ago
Eh, you're kinda wheezy.
Ramsy575 1 year ago
your facial hair looks like you have a personal head sock from a certain angle
Stepdom11 1 year ago
Beaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaardmaaaaaaaaaaaaaan (8)
SimonsaysFUCKTHIS 1 year ago
@ChloeCaoimhe Down with waxed chests! Bring back male body hair! One handstand video at a time ;)
baublesawesomeness 1 year ago
i think it is getting better :D
how could we be brutal with that awesome beard...? you wheezy... in the other hand... XD jk
nataphonic 1 year ago
you smell like a book!!! ohhhhh burrrrrrrrrn
myhamster1212 1 year ago
Wheezy, your show is too funny.
Does that count as judging brutally?
coooliox27 1 year ago
you are a poopy head... thats right i went there
MrMarson123456 1 year ago
854 likes to 4 dislikes really says somethin
bsquared4444 1 year ago
Your belly is sexy.
Sexy belly.
NiteRider107 1 year ago 3
(In a schwarzenegger accent) YOUR UGLY, WEAK, AND YOUR BEARD IS UNMANLY!!!!!!! GET A BETTER BEARD YOU BUM. 5 YEAR OLD GIRLS HAVE BETTER ONES!!
LilAbyPerfect 1 year ago
But what if we judge you too harshly and then you have a nervous break down from all of the cruel judgey-ness and then there are no more wheezy videos??? :O
OTHLover5012 1 year ago
Keep your ankles straight toes pointed, elbows locked, ab muscles super tight, breathing steady, you got this Craig!
DrownMeInLuv 1 year ago
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your face and your beard, result in suckage
beagleboy192 1 year ago
your face and your beard, result in suckage
beagleboy192 1 year ago
yay, you're getting better... xD
xsrtapaperdollx 1 year ago
I found them! Now I feel silly :)
EmilyKatt97 1 year ago
There was no links in the side where your magic finger was pointing. That made me sad, even more sad than the fact that they didn't have your face on it :(
EmilyKatt97 1 year ago
The wall is a hindrance, not help-erance! Seriously. Don't use the wall, find your balance, and keep practicing. You'll be a handstand pro!
Yesmaamiagree 1 year ago
I Judged you . . . and I found you to be: GUILTY!!
But i will let you off this time. Good handstand today - well done beardy buddy =0)
TheGreenEyedM0nster 1 year ago
good job :)
smileysharpie 1 year ago
Where was the banjo
why was there no banjo smile
I am upset
chinchilasroc 1 year ago
Your face is RED!!!!! When you do the handstand that is.
Kooloser13 1 year ago
IS THIS THE LAST TIME I TOLD U DRINK WATER BEFORE U START thx
denzale123 1 year ago
you look very brown today....
catvamp13mishka 1 year ago
Your books aren't alphabetized by title! You fail at life, organization, and literature!
But the beard is lovely.
DMCpawn 1 year ago
The way I see it, it works pretty well when you straighten out your back.
thefluffyone999a 1 year ago
I'm sorry, but I can't judge a beard as magnificent as yours.
dieticetea 1 year ago 3
Brutal judging: your love for yourself is so BRUTAL (see there's the brutal) that it makes me love beards more. I may have misused brutal...Wheezy! Look up "brutal" for me so I don't judge you with bad grammar! Please?
yockeyg 1 year ago
HOW COULD WE JUDGE YOU??
1234clapyourhands 1 year ago
Your beard is... horr... terr... ug.. Damn it, I can't find a flaw in your majestic man forest!
Tommadness3994 1 year ago 80
0:45 Billy Mays here!
callumAS 1 year ago 48
try it without shoes
marthekiddd 1 year ago
YOU LOOK LIKE MUTHA FUDGIN BILLY MAYS!!!!!! 0:45
Aires457 1 year ago
I agree with you on the hating of that.
RonB193 1 year ago
YOUR FUCKING BOOKS ARENT PLACED BY COLOR GOD THIS MAKES ME SO MAD!
pNcNat 1 year ago
as you are gaining strength from attempting these handstands on a regular basis, you should try more. This video contained only two attempts! Lets see 5 attempts tomorrow.
marinus86 1 year ago
You can do a handstand, but can you do a Beardstand?? That's the real question here.
LiaLepre 1 year ago
there's nothing to hate about you wheezy!
ECST4C 1 year ago
Burma is good. Also, you were arching your back. Stop that.
deliafcipe 1 year ago
Meh.
phendrome 1 year ago
if i type please 100 times will you put all my comments in your videos?
please please please please please please please please please pleace please please please please please please please please please pleace please please please please please please please please please pleace please please please please please please please please please pleace please please please please please please please please please pleace please please please please please please please please
ran out of room :(
bubbleheadash 1 year ago
are handstands your thing now?
bubbleheadash 1 year ago
that last handstand was awesome!
bubbleheadash 1 year ago
@bubbleheadash HEM HEM HEM HURM well I'd say the first handstand was quite leet.
AgathosDaimon 1 year ago
your belly beard is a bit disturbing...
xoZEBRAemmieox 1 year ago
you need to strengthen your core muscles, also when your in the air think about pulling your belly button towards your spine, your doing great by the way.
ellymae444 1 year ago
Shave your stomach!
Actually, don't. Bellies need beards too.
PeterGotBored 1 year ago
Try to hold the pose longer. You used to do that in earlier videos.
blueeyedtara 1 year ago
You're beard's the only reason people watch your videos!
AdamHasAHat 1 year ago
I'm so proud!
But i hate how breathing is your thing. Stop it. xD
manateelover95 1 year ago
You were arching your back. Your beard is beardish. You...The clones are better than you. (How's that for judging? Did I do well? Do i get a sticker on my worksheet?)
eragonlover1 1 year ago
you have improved so much since you started!
alhazerad 1 year ago 3
0:14 I hate that too...
JimmytheNoob 1 year ago
Your nose looks like a cat.
devilprincess226 1 year ago
you suck at existing
MyNameIsColeB 1 year ago
OMG WIll! (that's not world war 3) it's will
MyPantsTrueIdentity 1 year ago
Wow, I watched this video about eight times in a row, and I think by the eighth time you had gotten a lot better. Though I suspect you were right tired about then, so I stopped making you repeat. For today.
iheartm20 1 year ago
haha your handstands are gradualy getting better
gingerzeppelin 1 year ago
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Yeah. I went there.
blessedbyacurse 1 year ago 3
I think you are improving!!!!!!!!! you seem to make the most progress on the first day of the week (usually monday, but as today is the exception as it is tuesday nd the first day of the week at the same time I said first day of the week, and yes I just had a 2 line explanation for something that really didn't need to be explained)
Dragonflyable367 1 year ago
I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE BEARD THAT I WANT BUT CAN'T HAVE BECUASE YOU HAVE IT WHICH MAKES ME WANT IT MORE!!! UGH! JEALOUSY!!
Sceili1234 1 year ago
you arched your back and you smell
tomato2324 1 year ago
I could judge you brutally...but then I'd be lying.
QuidditchFreak 1 year ago 52
@QuidditchFreak
or maybe your lying about lying
ptbollhagen96 1 year ago
TO avoid arching your back increase the strength of your abs.
TheSilentFool 1 year ago
Your back was still arched. :[
Deinegurkeriechstgut 1 year ago
hey Craig, your hand stand F*DING* *SHIRT*.
yeah, lets hope i never have to bring out those guns again. :)
theG0BBL3M0NSTER 1 year ago
WHEEZY BROWN SHIRTS SUCK!!!!
WeEatBrainz 1 year ago
Wheezy! Your belly button has a goatee! :D
noodlegirl99 1 year ago
I HEART THE BEARD BELLY
ChloeCaoimhe 1 year ago 33
butter
FarmerBrian57 1 year ago
The wallet didn't fall out! FAIL.
Simwafflez 1 year ago 3
i'm gonna be brutal
I HATE YOUR BEARD!!!
not really... :D
LuffyAsakura 1 year ago
it's so amazing that we subscribe to this
29732B 1 year ago 3
your belly hair is disgusting! You have so much of it you can't do a proper handstand. You should shave.
Ugly.
Ugly wheezy.
JUST KIDDING :) You are getting better.
amjlpphww 1 year ago
you suck in every way imaginable because you are that bad I could take my time and right an entire essay explaining why you are so bad at everything but it isnt worth the time it was hardly worth the time to type this strongly worded sentence
tojnagag 1 year ago
@tojnagag Typing fail. You meant 'write'
amjlpphww 1 year ago
i REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY want to jugde you in a brutal way...
but can't do a handstand, i wanna have a beard and i'm ugly as f*ck so...
EXPLOSION!
dasnurk 1 year ago
your handstands are made of farts... and your face looks weird, except for the beard part.
m4rcus4ur31ius 1 year ago
NO WALLET?!?! HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF AND HANDSTANDER? >:O
sophsincolour 1 year ago
@sophsincolour omg i feel the same way!
amjlpphww 1 year ago
Your eyes are so brown they're almost black, and black as in, blackhole.............EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!
iwatchvloggers 1 year ago
You ARE improving! (Finally...)
Zoot101 1 year ago
You have a mild lisp!
AntiCliche 1 year ago 3
My way of being brutal is by yelling at you, so...
MY FAVORITE PART OF THE HANDSTAND VIDEOS ARE/IS WHEN YOUR STOMACH SHOWS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE THINKS IT'S NASTY/WEIRD... I SAY, YOUR STOMACH IS BEAST WHEEZY!!!!
Now I'm sorry I had to yell, but you made me. =P
SilentXXEyes 1 year ago
your still arching your back, but its a lot better than when you started :)
ollyshaklez 1 year ago
Well first of all there's your....umm....well hey what about how you....no...uh...
Sorry Craig, I just can't think of anything about you I dislike.
annatheHPtwerdfightr 1 year ago
Your lisp is really annoying -__-
SonicthePenguin25 1 year ago
Your hair is disgusting.
kingsbury96 1 year ago
Um, just an idea, but if you don't already do weights, why don't you try doing weights (just the arms), and you might be able to hold your handstands longer. But what do I know, I'm only a hand stand pro...okay, I'm ok, OKAY! I don't even know how to do one. Happy now! :P
HereSheGoesAgainEh 1 year ago
Well, your handstands are a lot better than mine, so I'm actually kinda impressed. And I just realized when you said to criticize your face, you have brown eyes! :P Sorry.
californiaredwood 1 year ago
There are just about no handstand videos with your face on them. It's mostly your hairy belly.
tpleg 1 year ago
Your face gets really red when you do a handstand.
KickButtToaster 1 year ago
Your tummy looks a little sunburned.
Wheezy, haven't you learned the importance of proper skin care and application of sunscreen?
00liviaa 1 year ago