Learn 2 Read

[iL0V3Sniping]

Lol hahahahahaha

[khalid501501]

WHAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN

[OblivionWarrior285]

DANG! I GET MAD SEEING O N E Y ' S VIDEOS GETTING CLIPPED BY PEOPLE D:< MAKE UP YER OWN STUFF!

[zombiekirbymon]

And thats how stewie was made kids...

[TimePrimeHumor]

books are dangerous play more video games

[ThEhOmiesSWaLrUs]

That was very predictable, saw it coming from the start

[BurningOleander]

That was so Harry Partridge :D

[punkjake]

Seems legit.

[NarutoHirashinXD]

@punkjake yeah pretty much.

[TheJohnnyJohnster]

Well that was... unexpected.

[TheGrimReaper551]

press 2 then 5 then 7 for your entertainment

[Bloodymistofdeath]

Moral of the story

DON'T READ BIG PEOPLE BOOKS

[Mattguin123]

Ok then...

[gizmofly870]

That's how I learnt to read.

[BR3N0N67]

The power of Christ compels you

[kalon360]

1145 people cant read

[TheLoLunator]

well this is definitely the scariest thing i've seen today...

thanks Oney, i love changing my underpants...

[yubeldeath1]

HOLY CRAP FROM THE LORD JESUS

[frbrosch]

Decides not to subscribe

[Patronaros]

I didn't expect that....

[Organization333]

.............0_0

[TheHugMonster]

and...thats why the state of Arizona has no education system

[sirspamalot3]

I find this, unsettingly easy to masturbate to, oh and seig heil

[vanbloot231]

What has been seen cannot be unseen

[SHADOWFUR01]

JESUS CHRIST!

[ThomasRocks22]

...

[TheLowDown93]

Seems legit.

[MrBillyyofosho]

This video taught me to never read again...

[uzimdn592]

press 1 then 7

[leo14992]

lol this so so funny

[ITSbigwillystyle]

I play this at my local library for the kids.

[25Taiocruz]

@sorrytopcomment

Yea I agree we should have a club against that and what do u know it's opposite day

[CheeseClubPrez]

may i ask what the F*** s**** a****** d******

[GTBenergy]

haha i cant read ^-^

[GassyGuy24]

Da fuq?

[JasonXtK]

i can honestly say i did not see that comin

[Tviruskillu]

.......I............I.......sc­rew reading...

[DeeDecksM]

What...the...fuck..

[CoFGames]

You insult my mother?

[Iamsexyhotdog]

LOL

[hayls5131998]

Da fuck just happened

[icanflyunderwater]

i find this hard to masterbate to....

[sakuto0129]

Uuuuummm, ok.... So this is what public schools have resorted to for kids to read... Or am i taking this to seriously

[Robfire10]

After watching this, I began to analyze its meaning. I feel as this is a very obscure metaphor for the fact that parents are too attached to children being their juvenile selves and continue to treat them so, even throughout adolescence. By the time the adults begin to realize, they feel no need for them as they are no longer cute or cuddly while they get "eaten" into the next stage of life.

Or maby it's just Oney being crazy.

[TehLazieBoi]

@Robfire10 DONT think it's that serious.

[TheRaymond7896]

@Robfire10 or its just about a dad turning in to a mutant snake-fish and eating his son...

[MilitiaMackMusic]

@Robfire10 .. lol yeah !

[TheFatbaboon]

@Robfire10 cool story bro

[TheFatbaboon]

@Robfire10 Glorious exposition, comrade

[xZCreationz]

ahhh brian u scared me

[biohazardkid07]

And that is why....I choose video games over books!

[dragonvalehacker101]

Unexpected FTW?

[hobbitwopner]

gegegegegegegegegegegegege

[MAPGlead]

Terem, you dont need to show off your retardedness to the world. Your problem is that you are to aggressive. Do you relaly need to make "smart remarks" to show your dominance when you have none

[terem098]

@MAPGlead And what smart remarks exactly? If you think I'm trying to be smart you must be the stupid one here. Too aggressive? Dominance? Obviously i dominate you, there's no question. Fuck off.

[iWhoremonal]

That's what he gets for trying to be literate :D

[corrivalnumber]

Completely expected, this happened to me once.

[MegaAdam1000]

Thanks Oney, I wasn't planning on sleeping for the next few weeks anyway..

[Playstation3userr]

Why did i watch this with a full bladder?

[ShockBlaster21]

Wth

[spyr099]

vore in a nutshell

[nonoobbattlefield]

1136 people thought this was gonna teach them how to read

[TheShadows732]

I jack myself to sleep watching this

[XDivi]

Well... Guess I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway...

[bonusminutes]

Keep pressing 7.

[DanielCarpitson]

WTF

[Theredtail95]

what did i just watch?

[Koppu1doragon]

Eeeyup I've gone insane I found this funny

[AngryStockboys]

Hate it when that happens.

[TheWeirdMatt]

Right after the French pineapple incident. Poor kid.

[TouchMeAndDIE101]

at 0.08 I was so scary I was like "Mommy!!" when I saw it..

[Grizzlism]

@TouchMeAndDIE101

FUCK YOU AND YOUR TITS

[TouchMeAndDIE101]

@Grizzlism wth?

[MMBNM]

@TouchMeAndDIE101 He wants to fuck yer tits :l

[Grizzlism]

@TouchMeAndDIE101

how's your butthole?

[GenMatthewX42]

No wonder people on the internet use bad grammer...

[breaksystembse]

No words can describe...

[Maure1713]

It's ok... I wasnt planning on sleeping tonight anways..

[sladikk]

NOT ANYMORE YOU'RE NOT

[kriszium]

Dead Space?

[DrksnakE3]

best way to punish ur kid!

[yyypppee1]

...uh..>.<' what the FUCK...O_o'!?

[WannaSMDin1080p]

wtf did i just watch lmao

[boppa1231]

I saw this video, and stopped reading 'big people books'. now i read picture books when dad is around (0.0)

[BluelightSpike]

He got Deadspace'd!!

[TTLLnow]

Saw it coming

[ShamoonX]

A big bloodthirsty monster appeared!

And i was like "WTF!"

LEVEL UP!

[CosminRexatron]

This ... is ........ BEAUTIFUL !!!

[Paramorelovesyou1234]

*slowly takes of aviator shades* mother of god.

[catdancing99]

Note: dinosaurs hate reading...

[SFUManiac]

Every time I see this I laugh.

[EnteractiveStudios]

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[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

See this why I don't read.

[ConeybearLeaf]

0:09 Me: "Hmm... halfway through the video and nothing's happening. What's OH SHIT OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!

[cjmorin01]

0_0

[DamnFlippers]

I love how hooked on phonics is in the related videos

[TheUltimateFluffy]

I lol'd.

[hotshot32ful]

Wow Wht a twist

[lisak20111]

that guy was a funky chicken ohhhhhhhhhhh

[salshasam]

Kids these days....

[Piggypants34]

What just happened?

[CheesnOnions]

wait, what?

[mrhahalaughter]

DaFuq!?



[ZlashQu]

Somehow that made sence.

[FilmzofHorror]

Did anyone else notice the face change from red to orange? 0:11 - 0:13

[Driku12]

This should be an add for the Catholic Church or something.

If you learn to read, Demons will eat you

[l4d2fan2]

I don't wanna read anymore.

[StefanTesic67]

0:10 HOLY FUCK

[mARTAm5494]

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING !!

[iratensubpros]

this guy should work for family guy

[DefeaterOfGods]

never piss off an argonian by learning to read kids

[VooMoo]

.___.

[MrLolatyou1000]

Press 5 and 7 again and again

[TankSerious]

Its funny that how you can see his fair falling off like hat LOL

[enots911]

press 7 for fun with what ever the fuck that thing is! :D

[NINTENDOfan76]

damnit...cant stop lauphing...my stomach hurts XD

[Ravengaurd6]

And that's why the public school system fails...bad parenting

[jeffhardyultimte]

OneyNg Egoraptor And harrypartridge should do a video together

[XxAlex010]

0:08 that was the mos scaries f&*ing thing i ever seen in my entire life

[CosminRexatron]

@XxAlex010 do u really have to copy the top comment ? fag ...

[purpleblood342]

@CosminRexatron irony, now this is a top comment

[terem098]

@CosminRexatron Another top comment that is a reply... I hate this...

[CosminRexatron]

@terem098 no one cares

[terem098]

@CosminRexatron Shut up dumbfuck.

[billster1234567XBL]

@terem098 See all comments. Ctrl + F then type in the person's name and skip through them until you find it. :J

[terem098]

@billster1234567XBL Thanks, though the person got mad that i even mentioned it.

[CosminRexatron]

@terem098 nice one , where did u get that from gaytube ?

[terem098]

@CosminRexatron Nice what? And why would i get it from youtube? Your retarded.

[CosminRexatron]

@terem098 lol dude , learn to read , I said something else

[terem098]

@CosminRexatron Also i'm pretty sure gaytube doesn't exist, if that's what you mean. Your the expert though.

[CosminRexatron]

@terem098 I see u checked , faggot

[terem098]

@CosminRexatron Good for you, faggot.

[terem098]

@terem098 Nice anime shit, fucking queer.

[SorryTopComment]

@terem098 reasons y u r mentally retarded or 6 years old

1. Ur hating on other peoples comments when there complementing the video.

2. u claim to have dominance over everyone.lol... only in a child's mind

3. u resort to curse words rather then logic

4. u don't know how to read. he said gaytube not youtube

5. now this is the funny part, u criticize yourself by replaying to ur own comment. either ur mentally disturbed or a dumbass.

6. arguing in public where people don't want to see ur problems

[terem098]

@SorryTopComment @SorryTopComment You must be very troubled, because I'm afriad I wasn't talking to you. I have a few reasons why your a dumbass and/or "mentally retarded or 6 years old."

1. The comment you are reffering to as complimenting the video is not the one I replied to.

2. Mind your own fucking business.

3. You scroll through the comments looking for comments to reply to.

4. I did mis-read gaytube, altough gaytube doesn't exist(that I know about)

[terem098]

@SorryTopComment 5. My original comment was just stating about the top comment being a reply, which the person obviously took as an insult.

6. What logic was used in your comment exactly?

7. A child's mind can easily out-do yours.

8. This list could go on forever.

9. This public you are talking about is the comments section.

10. Fuck off.

[terem098]

@SorryTopComment And my "argument" ended a week ago. Sorry for the three replies but there isn't enough space to explain how retarded you are. By the way (Number 4 on your list), you don't know how to spell.

[CosminRexatron]

@terem098 faggot

[terem098]

@CosminRexatron Clever bro, clever. Give me another name, cunt.

[Godpk11]

@terem098

You won that argument. It's hard to ignore people like him, hm?

[IroneGuy]

hehe harry partrige taut me well, i was expecting a pecterodatyl, but an argonian head will do

[BennyFourStrings]

WHAT

[CodyMetal]

IT FUCKING CHANGED COLOR!@!!!!>!@!@!$#!$13

[boobookitty3332]

XD

[easternstar32PS3]

This is why I don't read anymore books :)

[STARSCREAM2294]

press 3 for

rape big people books!

[atlas42185]

This reminds me the 2011 the thing. This is the scene when the actual alien consumes the first guy.

[Danron0022]

Thank god I can't read

[AndysAAFV]

I sharted

[N0bleskilling]

What the fuck? Thats all I can say

[thevideoman011]

0:08 that is the scrayist fucking thing i have ever seen

[TheSupahlolz]

@thevideoman011 i agree my friend, that was just bloody scary

[TheNameCannotBeFound]

@thevideoman011 it took me forever to realise you wrote "scrayist" instead of "scariest" LOL

[sjlemmon]

@thevideoman011 me too! big people books give me nightmares

[MrTurmoilprod]

@thevideoman011 you didnt see your mom before :D

[iToasterFace]

This video sucked it was to predictable

[dolphinsense]

Damn, i've lurked too far

[codemantaco99]

Well when he said big people books........

[1CMLover]

Well that went toally different than I thought it would...

[ZodiacEntertainment2]

Holy Shit.

[MrPixelMonster]

Oney's video's always start off very innocent end up very disturbing o.O

[williamnotsomuch]

K, you know monster shit. Whatevs

[sloogz]

I guess kiddo got Dead Spac'ed

[shadowhunter144]

I guess I'm going to be illiterate.

[banthapodoo]

i wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways...

[portalman13]

and thats why i dont read

[MrDemoify]

Im learning to read big boy books. Oney: Oh..... *Hands adult magazine*

[TokiKatChannel]

.....never gonna read a big boy book again.....

[SimonLaRocca]

Well thats okay I wasn't planning to sleep anyways

[BioHazardBetch]

AGRONIAN STOP THERE

!

Disturbing.