Indiana Jones 4 IV Mega Rant - Part I **SPOILERS**

[cbfdxbxsb]

saw this in the people vs george lucas :D

[TotalMK]

@cbfdxbxsb haha awesome!



[TheSydneyLad]

TMK, this is a great rant video. I'm going to watch the rest :)

I just have a question. In this part you're angry about Indiana helping Cate Blanchete's character (the villain), but Indiana helped the German villain in the first movie, didn't he? Or am I missing something? Please explain this to me.

Please note that I am not a fan of the Indiana Jones films (I actually liked the second film better than the first).

[BIGBOSS1983100]

I just seen all of them, and I must say indiana jones 4 is a piece of donkey ass! Horrible. My favorite is temple of doom :) I hope they don't make another one.

[chrisvalez]

you cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give. indy 4 was great. but this is still a gud movie to listen to. u make good points and claims.

[xxxrandomjamezxxx]

cool vid keep it up

[rlkosty]

i know more about these movies and archaeology that you can fathom

[rlkosty]

due take a good look at archeological findings and then try to figure ou why the last indy movie had aliens. there is a big hedden message in this movie that tie this movie to the rest of the indy movies. realize the message and ull understand

[rlkosty]

what a fuckin whiner. just appreciate the fact that harrison for could make another indy movie. wheres your roll of kellnex? faggot

[TotalMK]

I used them all in the cinema and handing them out to the rest of the people who actully know something about movies, that didn't include you btw.

[krata77]

@rlkosty I huess you would just swallow anything and probabaly still appreciate it even if it was peace of shit

[jimbobjimminy]

A story for Indy 5 has been written

*sigh*

[Mharkin007]

I agree, a terrible let down.

[mwong666]

Shia La wolfe lol that ure giving him a too good of a name

[ukmarkh]

I was the same as you... I watched the new Indy movie and thought 'w@nkers' they ruined an Indy film. I've since changed my opinion, watched it on Blu-ray the other day and quite enjoyed it in a tongue in cheek sort of way. Lucas and Spielberg screwed the new Star Wars movies, that's for sure... but this film is alright. I remember hating 'Temple of Doom' when it first came out, but later liking it. Best ever Indy Film is the original.

[krata77]

@ukmarkh omg you must have been stoned like shit to like this movie!

[caymangame]

lol..he is wearing a gears of war tshirt...he is a xbox 360 fanboy and must die...long live KillZone2.

[TotalMK]

killzone...lol

[Menace117]

Why would you be watching this if you don't respect what he likes and don't want to listen to what he has to say.

[todamam66667]

@caymangame stfu fuckin noob you're one of those people who just can't respect opinions.you're just a troll ps3 fanboy

[zdude620]

dude, i totally agree, there was so much shit going on at the same time, indy isnt supposed to have a fucking son, and the mother isnt supposed to be the bitch from the first movie, they hate each other, there not supposed to fuck each other! and the aliens, what does that have to do with archeology? after i saw it im like, what....?

[nt2damax]

i liked the movie. commom he's over 60 years old. what do You expect. in raiders he was probably 20 to 30 years old.

[talcy]

Don't ever fuckin' joke about rape. Seriously, don't, especially in relation to such a frivolous thing as a film.

[scottcongdon]

mate, I share your pain. INDY IV killed my inner child

[horrorduckftw]

lmao its fun to watch you being so pissed off.

5/5

[MrBurgundy76]

this video gets hilarious around 4:30 when he starts yelling. great shit.

[MrBurgundy76]

the new south park really shitted on this movie too. guess it really sucked. ill just wait and get the first 3 on bluray

[brocky70]

Because of that episode, we have a friend we now call butters, cause he said he liked the movie.

[mcredsox16]

you're a hippy but i respect you

[TotalMK]

SAVE THE WALES MAN THEY NEED US!!!!!!!

[Stillillgal]

lol u think tery and matt sew this vid?

[jakeskinner52]

i too, hated it, i am still gonna buy it when it comes out on dvd, but yea, it was still bad

[talcy]

Why the hell are you going to buy a film you did not like?

[TotalMK]

I don't know why people hate Temple of Doom, sure it had a real annoying woman in it and a real annoying kid, but that sorta made it feel real to me, the woman always complaining and a woman like that would do nothing but complain and the kid was awesome, some of the best shots ever are in ToD, like when the guy comes out of the background painting to try kill Indy, and the climax at the end with the bridge is fucking insane. People are way to harsh on this movie, I fucking love it!

[TotalMK]

Yeah it was, it was soooooooo bad.

Indiana Jones, escapes a nuclear blast in a fridge. That says it all.

[TotalMK]

You tried to put me in my place but you failed fucking misserably. I have the right to rant about SHIT MOVIES all I like.

[fariytalebeliver]

Raiders is the BEST ONE but Crystal skulls is so much better than the temple of doom that one was the most retarted one of all.

[jimmyjazz1996]

yes i do wanna see u get ur head blown off

[TotalMK]

Whos the bigger fanboy you or me? You are ranting just as hard in text reply to my video so It's you who is the fanboy and according to your message that means you hate yourself and you are telling yourself to shut the fuck up...

I'm laughing very hard at you right now.

-TMK

[romalfanger]

hey buddy,

i couldnt agree more, and none of my friends listen to me.

Just the worst piece of fucking green screen shit i have ever seen.

I would have been satisfied with an old fashioned indy film about RETRIEVING TREASURE FOR THE SAKE OF HISTORY or FIGHTING FUCKING NAZIS!!!

no big budget, no nut jokes.

for god sakes this was worse than Attack of the Clones...

spieldberg and lucas have obviously gone insane if not simply swallowed into their own egos.

[crzytrain06]

MK,thanks for putting things into perspective man,when i first watched part this video i was like "this guy is just a movie basher"but when i finished part 3, i was like,"fuck mk is right."i havent watched indy 4 since, harrison ford will always be the man, but the hammy half-assed script ruined his and marion's relationship,and had too many dudgy scenes.there were too many people following indy,i too was looking forward to seeing indy go alone in the waterfall,but no,lets bring the whole bunch!

[kissme2loca]

i feel u pimp ...

i feel u ...

i'm a true indy fan myself ...

but wtf , why would they put alians ...

hey TotalMK

r u a batman fan too?

r u going to see dark knight on opening day?

[refugee786]

your not a real Indi fan.

[TotalMK]

HA! Bullshit...watch my latest Indy rant videos then try tell me im not a fan. This movie sucked, the writing was HORRIBLE!

[Newt0rz]

Ok so i guess ninja gaiden II has to do with aliens, shut up ou retards, crystal skulls dont exisist, If they do i guess Ninja Gaidan II is true? BULLSHIT

[LordelX]

"This is Indiana Jones not some fantasy movie..." says it all. Since when did you think Indiana Jones was anything other than fantasy? Sorry, your opinion is too bitter. Guess you really thought you could make a better Indy flick.

[27high]

You're a douche. Wipe your snotty nose and get over it.

[TotalMK]

Your the one making comments...YOU GET OVER IT!

[kiddthunder12]

the thing is even if he is wrong his review are funny.."fuck tmk was right this is the same ending". but he is right this movie was horrible you wouldnt expect this since movie have been going good this year

[lumendelsol]

Read the crystal skull legends you fool. They have everything to do with UFO's. Know wtf you talk about before you talk about it.Plus it's a movie, a movie man. Not real life so swinging from vines is normal for pepole in that world not ours.lol

[PoomNooblin]

i actually don't think the film is that bad =/ ... not bad enough to be as gutted about it as this guy was anyway lol.

[RyuandKen01]

I agree with your rant, they fucked up big time! The others always had a slight supernatural edge to it but in this film they went completely overboard.....Interdimensional beings, wtf? People have been saying that it was based on an actual myth, well they chose the wrong myth for an Indiana Jones movie.

Seriously this is greed at its finest, they knew they could pump out anything and it would make a shitload.

[Coolashacka]

what a meltdown... ^^

(deservingly so)

[SpiriThre3]

I need my 10 minutes back. Stat. You prove that individual opinion should be nullified. I mean you don't even express valid points, just whiny, immature complaints toward Lucas not stroking your man stick. You also complained that "aliens" never happened on our world. Right, because Roswell is a myth that exists on Mars and the Ark was REALLY found a few years ago so that is really real.

Yep... good try though.

[PeterBainner]

And here you are, bitching because the movie wasnt made the way you anticipated it to be. Well guess what pal, I've got news for you and everyone who agrees with you.

For every one of you who hated the movie, there were 10 more who liked it, especially with the Crystal Skull myth in controversy right now.

Quit acting like a spoiled kid who didnt get his way. They didnt make the movie specifically for you, Mr. High N Mighty. They made it so that they could pull in some money. Realize, move on.

[PeterBainner]

Furthermore, the real story says that they are, in fact, martians that came to planet earth in an exploration and while they were here, teaching humans how to survive in a civil manner, their home planet was made uninhabitable by a great force, and their colonies on the moon were destroyed by the chunks of thier homeworld civilization, thus why there are so many craters with rubble in them.

They made the movie to the exact point of the myth, save some key elements to the real tale.

[PeterBainner]

The only part of that myth they toyed with was the last part of it. THe skulls are supposed to be 13 in number, yes, but they arent all placed in the same area, and they're not gift-givers either. They were off-worldly beings that came to our dimension to give us early civilization that we could evolve into our modern society. And in a year not too far from now, all 13 crystal skulls MUST be place in an area of ancient maiyan(sp?) worship to extensively delay the destruction of earth.

[PeterBainner]

Straight up, you're a moron for thinking that it was terrible.

Yes, it had some copycat moments, but as far as your views on the plot, you're totally wrong.

The whole movie was based off of the legend off the Crystal Skulls in the first place, and here you are, saying its got nothing to do with archeology when it has EVERYTHING to do with archeology. Take a look at the myth with an open mind and you might see that.

[udopampel]

They were inter-dimensional beings.

[v1le]

watched like all of your reviews and became a huge fan of your work but with this I totally don't agree ;) anyway we live in a free world so everyone has a right to share opinions :)

[BBQZombies1]

straight up dude.

aliens...

really?

shit was horrible.

[elboydo]

My main problem started as soon as i got told about bloody aliens that just destroyed the plot. now in this i just stopped caring no matter what problem yes it was a lead lined fridge but like hell it will stay shut and suvive that. also that idea of a magnetic skull just killed it with so many fualts it attracts gunpowder and metal yet it goes by so many god damn metal items get near but dont get attracted it is just a whole fualt.

one sentance review is simple. South park was right bout lucas

[StotchChaos]

Haha! YEah I thought that the endings of Indy 4 and Mummy Returns were same when I saw it.

[GBtottenham]

I almost totally agree with this rant... And you don't even mention the crapp CGI gophers in the kinda 'desert' scenes, the fridge bit, the road-runner style boat over a cliff pinging a tree in the russians faces bit, etc, etc. . .

[GBtottenham]

LOL about 4.20-5.30

[natedoggcata]

wow just wow. There was nothing wrong with the New Indiana Jones

[TotalMK]

uh-huh...so what division of Lucasfilm do you work for? Cause the real fans know this was a pile of shit.

[mrtoughpants]

1 star for owning a gamecube

[TotalMK]

But Gamecube was better than X-Box and PS2? So... I'm guessing your other PS2/GTA fan. I hope you have fun with your PS2 polygon squares!

[Andiana]

about Indy trying to save Mac (the double-crossing friend) - remember, he did try and save Elsa in Last Crusade, and she double-crossed him. So i think it was their past that Indy based his attempt to save his former friend on, and in the moment, decided to put aside the fact Mac betrayed him.

[TaylorAndre]

Pretentious dumbfuck.

[TotalMK]

dumbfuck? At least I have the brains to make sure the featured video I have on my YT page works...unlike you.

[typhonsentra]

You're whiny.

[TotalMK]

Hell yes. I had alot to whine about!

[moebear]

The movie was flawed but a fun popcorn flick. I'm sorry your nostalgia ruined the movie for you.

[lordhuk]

What a sooky-la-la. A get a haircut too you fucken bogan.

[fadaada]

Unbelievable. This sounds exactly like me after I watched the movie with mates. I was so pissed off, such a shit movie. Completely agree with you.

[piterdevries]

Trufax.

[ArnoldJames05]

"You think this movie couldn't get, ya know, so fucking bad, but it just gets worse and fucking worse" LMFAO!

[CRITTERBUSTERS]

I enjoyed KOTCS to a certain degree but i don't think i will look back on it in a long time.

[jagoja12345]

why the fuck am i getting thumps down when everything i am saying is rite about this film!! i love steven spielberg i am trying to get my break into the film biz but they fucked this up!! indie needed to by on his own in this film, in some scenes anyway! i am telling the truth to much cgi for a start!!

[krata77]

I have same feelings. The movie is major fuck up, epic fail, terrible rubbish! It is not an Indy movie as far as Im concerned. There was so much crap in the movie it is beyond belief! Totally fucked up movie. I think both Lucas and Spielberg went fucking nuts or something! I mean it is not possible to fuck it up so badly while being sane! They must have been on crack! Indiana Jones is a trilogy for me and always will be. Crystal skull is not Indiana movie

[jagoja12345]

shud of got me to direct it cause I wouldnt fuck it up I know what was needed to make this film work. also good fucking traps for indie like the rolling ball! not shit ones!!. they shud of put ghosts in it again or something, ufos dont work!!!

[dinolast]

This film was mindless fun like an old fashion movie from the saturday matinee. I enjoyed all the action. Some people hate the aliens part but I am sure there athests who hated the first movie. At the end of the day Raiders can never be touched and I expected this before seeing KOTCS.

[lastmarine]

basically you need to chill out mate! Surely you could have forseen how shite this film ws gonna be. Its a money making scheme desperately trying to hang on to a distant gem, by trying to tame die hard fans with pathetic one liners and cheap throwbacks to the origials, whilst cramping the storyline with childish humour and slapstick scares in a weak attempt to win over a new younger audience who are used to blowing peoples guts out in gloried realisim in GTA4 or Call of Duty.

So basically pu

[sonicheros23]

Looks like the x-files2 movie came out sooner then expected.

[hostel969]

they should have stopped at 3, A trilogy!

[johnnychopsocky]

The best way to start with where this movie goes wrong is the jungle cutter vehicle scene. Now, this vehicle is lined with grinders and saws and death. In any other Indy movie, there would have been a show-stopping fistfight with Indy on top of that beast. But they do nothing with it, instead opting to go to a really convoluted car chase with CGI monkeys and Indy doing nothing. It's lazy scripting.

Indiana Jones 4 is a bottomless pit filled to overflowing with missed opportunities.

[paintrain88]

yeah man i agree i mean it was a bit good but dude like WTF was with the UFO like dude no no way

[urbanspaceman1]

If it makes you feel any better I really enjoyed it.

[tarasis]

Well I am certainly curious about what your complaints are. Though ultimately I don't agree with your conclusion. Yes it isn't a Raiders Indy but then, neither of the other two sequels where on a par with Raiders either.

While silly / stupid in a couple of parts (fridge, vines) I found it a fun movie that was much more like Crusade in style.

[TotalMK]

This was NOT an Indiana Jones film... I also forgot to mention the GOOD AWEFUL part where Shia gives Indy a snake to get him out of the quicksand and he is like "tell me it's a rope" thats is so lame man, there where bad spots all over this movie an I tried so hard to like it but it made me sick to my stomach. What did you find "fun" about the movie.. the monkees? The fact that Indiana Jones was friends with all the bad guys? The lack of boby traps? oh, I know how about the Aliens and UFOs!!!

[kegsterino12]

Gotta love how all 4 of them at the ending `water tunnel`sequence all are magically `super-buoyant`and rather than die of drowning, are magically floated up the fuckin water pipe.

Best scene ever = shia swinging with the monkeys and actually beating a modern car to the punch.

LUCAS BURN IN HELL

[ruiner2001]

How in God's name would they drown when the water rushing at them was only a few feet deep? As long as they kept air in their lungs and treaded water, it would have lifted them up. Have you never been swimming before?

And Lucas neither wrote nor directed the film, so I'm not sure why people keep bringing him up.

[TotalMK]

err..what are you talking about of course George Lucas wrote this, if you don't believe me check out the films writing credits, Spielberg directed.

Writing credits

David Koepp (screenplay)

George Lucas (story) and

Jeff Nathanson (story)

George Lucas (characters) and

Philip Kaufman  (characters)

Directed by

Steven Spielberg

[DontForgetTheDroids]

totally agree. i was in disbelief while leaving the theater.

[rakim2pac]

the ants was cool lol

[gorobad]

lol T-MK i haven't seen you mad in about a, Movie like this before, anywho good rant and 5/5 stars.

gorobad. :-)