Opie & Anthony: Jay Z

[KevinLounsberry]

Jay Z's mouth looks like a sideways vagina.

[DaniloCamargo]

this fugly negro is fucking beyonce? hahahahhahahah Money is awesome

[maurofcpedrosa]

@DaniloCamargo haha, love your comment

[DaniloCamargo]

@maurofcpedrosa tu é brasileiro tbm? ^^ haha

[maurofcpedrosa]

@DaniloCamargo portugues ;)

[howlbigbadwolf]

It's not like they didn't want to use the so called N-word, talking about Jay-Z...They just know better then to use that word when talking about Jay-Z or suffer the Wrath of Jay-Z Fans, and his legal team.

[3234718]

Nothing makes Ant laugh harder than racist jokes. I love it.

[GBDazzler]

This illuminati fool stole pac's songs.

[AlternateKarmaSource]

Really? Why can't he be Sinatra? Because he's associated with crime? Because he has songs that are vulgar for the time? Because he's from a minority group that was historically subjugated? Because he spends his money on flashy things? Take another look at Sinatra, ya dink.

[explosivediarrhea100]

@AlternateKarmaSource

I'd say because he's black

[MrCheater0]

@explosivediarrhea100 not really hes just so annoying

[Shnerkenferter]

@AlternateKarmaSource He cant be Sinatra cause Ol Blue eyes had talent. FucK JAY Z and every other rapper faggot FO that matter

[Edubbplate]

Ugliest fucker alive.

[paulegf]

Oh how I wish Patrice was in the studio to balance out the racism...

[aq2111]

Ant is just turning into a cranky old man. doesn't he realize that 80% of hip hop music is bought by white people. Ant even admits that he doesn't like any new music, he's just a cranky old fck. Jayz isn't great but he's better than stupid rotgut or whateva Ant's group was. Sorry that rock music is outdated, boring and no one cares about it

[Dionysus187]

@aq2111 of course most of it is bought by white people, they have money and jobs. Black people just steal it. For no one caring about it hip hop sure does steal a lot from rock music.

[aq2111]

@Dionysus187 im not white or black but last time i checked the guys that started napster and other torrents were white,. Maybe it's more of a case that white people luv to copy everything trend black people do from language, clothing, etc. Like rock music hasn't stolen from hip hop over the years. Live elvis didn't steal his dancing moves from black singers.

[Dionysus187]

@aq2111 Really? your argument is that white guys made Napster? By that logic a white guy invented the electric guitar, so any accomplishments in music with that instrument is wholly thanks to white people. You're welcome. Rock music HASN'T stolen from hip hop, its hip hop constantly taking riffs and chorus's from rock as well as other genre's and 'remixing' them into new songs. I can't recall many rock songs that took something iconic from a hip hop song and repackaged it as 'new'.

[MrGooie]

i don't care if it's MLK boulevaaaaaaard lol

[powermasterjazz]

All rappers rip people off. They're gangstas. They steal.

[centralcoaststandup]

The Stranger (daddy)

LOL

[reh629]

billy joel is a waste.

[alexworksfromhome99]

been tub thumping since like 5 a.m. guys! I'm so tired!

[1xDannyHey1x]

the stranger (daddy) lmao

[JeffSims009]

Big Gun Shot

[BennyHarassi]

rap isnt bad, just eminem is...

[teddyd30]

Is it, "Piano Gentleman?"

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

uptown bitch haha! theyre fucking with him so hard

[CoolerKing37]

lmao, I like OnA, Jay-Z, and Billy Joel.

[zachromero]

@CoolerKing37 you have no taste. you just like everything.

[TheWatcher2k10]

if jay-z was white with the same lyrics i wonder would they have dissed him

[Zaxxon2008]

@TheWatcher2k10 "if jay-z was white with the same lyrics i wonder would..."

would he even be famous? or just be a pathetic excuse for 'talent' like Michael Bolton or Vanilla Ice

[kalpal67]

@TheWatcher2k10 he would've been a genius...at least in anthony's opinion

[rolsson138]

Rock music is just as terrible as rap.

[danni13371]

@rolsson138

Every genre except the ones I listen to are crap.

[rolsson138]

@danni13371 Which are?

[danni13371]

@rolsson138

Mostly Ambient and Dub Techno.

[blatspanner]

yeah,as a fan of the scorpions, anthony is compromised.

[aq2111]

O&A rule but man do they hate all rap and hip hop music lol. Opies confessed to liking some Biggie music but that's it. Love how they rip on hip hop, like all rock and metal are the greatest things ever. Screw kiss and ozzy and all those other stupid bands...MAN!!!

[TAMPORAPANTERA]

@aq2111

yeah but at least SOMEONE agrees that rap and hiphop is shit

[DYOLFMOT]

jay z should be forced blow a horse until his vocal chords wear out

[lockwoodisafaggot]

wow i forgot how much O&A suck. Thanks for reminding me.

[Bebopopotamus]

Close to the Welfare-line.

[shedgen0]

Jay-z is better than Billy Joel, that faggot. O there was some classic jokes in here lmfao

[johnclavis]

This is a good track that has no connection to "New York State of Mind" except for the title. Jay-Z is a talented guy and so is Billy Joel. And they both tend to be pulled over by the cops. Ay, NAY!!

[mark224]

@johnclavis It's a joke. They don't actually think he's ripping off billy joel

[dsriggs]

100 problems and the bitch, what?

[albopitt]

jay z thinks hes a ganster he is a fuckin prick he thinks he is cool as fuck with his old style glasses he will be selling them next.

[miranger]

Someone tell ant when you're black you're allowed to rip off white people.

They get away with calling niggers niggas all the time,

White People did it first!

[Audimaro]

I cannot for the life of me understand what was so great about this song? Maybe you need an IQ of a vegetable to enjoy it.

[Northstarx89]

no you just to say "it's your boy" before every drawn out paragraph. I'm so sick of rap now, auto tune,sampling and talking about theoretical bitches.

[chifour66]

Jesus, this is great.

[vexthis000]

Jay-Z is the Hoo Hoo of rap.

[invitationofchaos]

instead of "white wedding" it's "black funeral"

[0livia0live]

I love the way Ant sings Uptown BITCH. XD

[DeLarger]

Lupe Fiasco is the best rapper of all-time. Listen to Enemy of the State dude.

[DeLarger]

To Urahara1776, please take a listen to Lupe Fiasco.

[elbob17]

No.  He's not interested, no one is interested in the Lupe Fiasco.

[Urahara1776]

All rappers are unoriginal, unintelligent asses and their music not only sounds the same as every other rap "song" they suck a big one.

[cynaminqueen]

these are some raceist bastards

[boothesquirrel]

jay z sucks

[itstherevolution]

@boothesquirrel nope, im afraid he doesnt

[itstherevolution]

@boothesquirrel booooooooooooooooo

[kmcook01]

@boothesquirrel...Yet he has Millions of more dollars then YOU ever will...

[boothesquirrel]

@kmcook01 So do tons of other people who suck, probably including people you think suck too. Whats your point? I don't really care about money, it's pretty sad that's all you can think of to defend him. Though it's sad you think you need to defend him in the first place.

[JustINformU]

@boothesquirrel it's even more sad you would comment on a video about someone who sucks

[boothesquirrel]

@JustINformU Yeah, you might actually have a point if this was a Jay Z music video. This is actually an opie and anthony video that happens to be about jay z, where they just tease him and sam the whole time. If anything you super fans who can't handle a dumb little comment are the ones who shouldn't be here.

[JustINformU]

@boothesquirrel you win :)

[KobeJames9876]

lol "we started all the fires"

[Shinchibi]

Never will, Maxwell.

=]

Never Will.

[rqbuchanan]

Yow! I came back after almost a week to find the two of you still at it. As we all know, the Internet is for fighting, and persistence is key!

GG

[Shinchibi]

For Great Justice.

At least I tried to resolve things...And besides, it's a fun stress way to get rid of some stress.

I told you the best way yo get rid of him was to not let up...and by the looks of things, he has at the moment gone away...until Yarsh posts another video with anyone black falling under jest.

[rqbuchanan]

Or the very suggestion of jest, for that matter.

I don't think that O&A need listeners who whine and cry when their precious sensibilities and sacred cattle are on the slab.

[Shinchibi]

I know one will for a fact and thats more then enough for the mods.

I won't report you, though. I've exposed you for the immature little rodent that you are and I take great delight in getting the better of you. Your like a ram butting his head against a wall of stone: Your just hurting and making a specitcal of yourself.

I won't report you....unless you do it to me first.

[Shinchibi]

Didn't think you'd hear reason. Keep posting on Yarsh's videos, I'll always be there.

Oh, and before you go to report me, you smallminded little fool, just keep in mind that you started all of this and I offered you the deal. Also, I have people on my side whom will support me and prove who started this.

Keep posting, Maxwell. Keep posting.

[Shinchibi]

I'll make you a deal, pumpkin.

I'll stop bothering you, so long as you stop posting on Yarsh's videos or any other O&A videos.

I'm a man of my word and will never bother you again...unless you post a single more time on Yarsh's videos or any other video pretaining to O&A.

[DoubleAgentMaki]

Actually, O & A probably have more many than Jay-Z 'cause they don't have a record label taking money out of their paycheeeeeeek. :x

[nkslnkvl]

huh?

[Shinchibi]

I keep getting the better of him, so he keeps getting more and more butthurt.

[Shinchibi]

Yeah, jabbering out song lyrics like you've gotten a motuhful of marbles is such an improvement.

[Shinchibi]

Now your just being a silly goose. We reply to you and pester you because:

A) Fun: Having a wordplay with you is like watching a man with a shalalee beat a cat to death: It's very one sided.

B) You use to annoy me: Now I'm delighted to see you whenever your ugly name spawns on the videos I watch; It means I get to bash you more. Always a treat.

C) You amuse me: Your one tracked mind often spews some very comment worthy things! Why wouldn't you want somebody to comment to you, Maxwell?

[sman78spider]

NO NO NO, you really should say FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOU!!!!!!, it gets your point across so much better. i really do enjoy the fun use of all THESE capital letters. I DO have a QUESTION though, WHY do YOU always talk a bunch of shit and act like a general ass?

[Shinchibi]

Because he has nothing to hit us back with. He's a radical who feels the need to defend prominant african american figures when they come under the scalding fire of jest.

He picked a fight with me and a few others on the "Kanye West" video, which ended up with him being exposed for the ass he is and slinking away, defeated. Now he's back and once again, I just put him back in his place. It's no very hard.

Score check:

Shinchibi: 2

dslcobra: 0

[thwrldsgr8st]

AIDS - lose weight and die

[thwrldsgr8st]

I may be on welfare but at least I'm not black. Am I right fellas?

[logblacklabel18]

Fucking idiot Billy Joel has outsold records almost two to one

[Shinchibi]

Encore! Encore!

[Shinchibi]

And once again, the Philistine delivers!

I do so love it when you prove my point and make yourself look more like an ass in a single post!

Keep at it, Mawell, keep at it!

=]

[Shinchibi]

Why does there always seem to be a reoccuring theme about you using capslock, narcissism and materialism?

Oh, wait! I know the answer!

It's because you can't come up with a poingant response and simply spew bullshit like a broken sewer pipe.

[Shinchibi]

Well, well, well, what have we here?

Can't keep your nose out of the the channels, can you, you obsessed little tr...oh wait, your not a troll, your just a coward and very simple.

What say you quit while your ahead and just vanish before I humiliate you again?

[deemar325]

These humps barely have an audience, Stern rulez these fucks

[Shinchibi]

Hoo hoo, I spawn bad trolls. Tell'em Robin. Hoo hoo!

[rqbuchanan]

I invented online trolling. Tell 'em, Fred.

[deemar325]

Old white guys speaking on a culture they neither understand or be a part of. Let's see them talk shit about the Beastie Boys, oh wait they won't because white rappers are somehow ok to these idiots

[habuda]

who the hell is the fag sticking up for jay z?

[thwrldsgr8st]

lol how'd you know he was a fag?

[rqbuchanan]

Why? It's delicious?

[rqbuchanan]

That's nice. This mention of Popeye's really has me craving some crunchy, juicy, delicious fried chicken. Am I right or what?

[thwrldsgr8st]

POPEYE'S BISCUITS. you're welcome everyone

[rqbuchanan]

Shush, you. I'm getting hungry, again.

[nkslnkvl]

you get your bucket-in?

[TomMSTie]

It's Still Hip-Hop to Me?

*car crash*

[TedHaggardsDealer]

saw jay z on real time w/ bill maher and im a huge fan of his music but he seems to be a total ignoramous outside of that.

[aphexaic3213]

new york state of mind > empire state of mind

nas > jay z

[AnarchisticAttitude]

yeah yourright he has more money then me but ill be damned if im on welfare and i fuckin work for my shit unlike him

[aphexaic3213]

LOL you're poor !

[Debutante24]

JayZ looks like a skinny Biggie Smalls.

[drivepro]

these rap songs are too wordy...

[eddiechicago]

Oye Nye That's teribow...

[dutchhaze1]

Thanks Yarsh, but I think that O&A didn't really do a good job of bashing Jay-Z.

Maybe next time

Althought Ant almost took it there by almost mentioning the Empire State building and, ehhh emm, you know.

[Gackra]

I agree. They could've done better. They're awesome. I like Jay-z but I wish they picked on the fact that his lips are abnormally huge.

[nevermind2886]

"we started all the fires" hahahaha

[BigZluster]

So im glad Sam finally came out that yes he is African American

[ACE7Drew]

Only the Hood Die Young

Uptown Ho

She's Always My Baby Momma

[itsdagodfatha]

why is sam on jay-z's dick so much? jay-z has been known for taking songs and making him own version of them. sam also deserves a slap in the face for even comparing jay-z to billy joel. thank god for people like anthony to clear that bullshit up.

[dutchhaze1]

lol, Billy Joel? HAHAHAHAHA

[deemar325]

Your right Jay is relevant Billie not so much

[ThousanWhite]

lol. He's still doing the Australian thing..I wonder if anyone knows what he's referring to. OUY NYE!

[Shinchibi]

Thass Turrible! Ouh nayow...Whus'he rayped at twhelve yearzhold? 'Sat why eh can'comup with non'athem fhancy original shongs?

[thwrldsgr8st]

"He doesn't even write these." Sam says this like it's a good thing that he can't even come up with his own material.

That was a wordy one.

[hahanikka]

thats jay-z song rocks big time how can you disrespect an artists who gave so much to society do your homework on jay-z and then apologize .

[invitationofchaos]

fuck off and die, let him make a non-remake and then shoot himself, douchebag

[thwrldsgr8st]

I just read his wikipedia page. I'm not sorry. Douchehat.

[Shinchibi]

I'm lazy and don't like reading shit about people who think they "Invented X" when they clearly did not...What the hell did he give to society besides a bland, unoriginal and egotistical version of a classic song?

[AnarchisticAttitude]

jay z blows go wrap your lips around a gun barrel

[rqbuchanan]

I have a better idea: why don't you go fuck yourself?

[Shinchibi]

I just think he should come out and profess his love for O&A. He seems to spring up like a planters wart whenever they mention blacks or money.

[rqbuchanan]

You're just JEALOUS because Jay-Z/Kanye/Jacko/Soulja Boy/Ben Vereen/Sidney Poitier have more money than you, are driving around in limos and have more talent in their earwax THAN YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. OF ALL TIME.

FUCK YOU

[Shinchibi]

Your spelling is too accurate and your puncuation is present, rqb. You should know by now he barely puncuates and often spells name of the people he's defending/using wrong as well as has the grammatical skill of Terri Schivo after the incident.

Decent try, though.

(To be fair, I am a fan of Jacko's, so using him against me is like slamming ones face against a brick wall: Counter-productive and stupid. Ya hear that, Maxwell? That's one less black celebrity you can't use against me.)

[rqbuchanan]

What can I say? My impersonation skills are hindered by my terrible limitations. Also, please don't insult the bedridden Schiavo's literary talents by comparison. It's very cruel.

Just the fact that you called Jackson "Jacko" is a grave insult, you know. NAAAAAAAAAAAHT FUNNY!

[Shinchibi]

Huddla Huddla

;]

[rqbuchanan]

Elbow in the ribs!

[Shinchibi]

Good God, rappers suck...

[kingamber]

I'm going to kill your parents.

[Shinchibi]

Boooooo

[deemar325]

Just mad that 80s rock shit is dead

[Shinchibi]

Who's mad? I'm just speaking the truth.

[jeffer2m]

mothergoose 56 is retiring in December and needs someone to continue her "work" please help everyone and set some time every day to continue her work.

[Murderermarv]

He already does.

[jeffer2m]

i said i would, but something came up.

[Efreeti]

Yeah? And? So? What?