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  • Hey. Look at two minutes in. Her phone isn't plugged in. I'm just saying.

  • That comedian isn't bad. What's his name? Has he been doing comedy for long?

  • <3 the Science Comedian guys is awesome. He reffers to his fans like: I can tell some watchers are science guys, because they listen to the joke, then decide it's scientifically sound and then nod like: 'Ok, go on Jester'

    Perfect description of me listening :)

  • GENETIC INFORMATION CANNOT HAPPEN BY CHANCE, so it's more logical to believe that genetic similarities between all forms of life are due to a common Designer who designed similar functions for similar purposes. It doesn't mean all forms of life are biologically related! Also, "Junk DNA" isn't junk. These non-coding segments of DNA have recently been found to be vital in regulating gene expression. Read my popular Internet article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM

  • "Ignorance is strength" Halla-fuckin-ulla

  • Funny . Love it !

  • You know, it was actually Tesla that came up with the screw-in version of the lightbulb that we actually use, plus he came up with alternating current...

  • It's not often you get to hear someone say "yes I did do the math for that joke".

  • Video 2 look like its going to be porn .

  • As I was watching this an ad for obtaining a bible degree popped up in the video. FML.

  • if you think and use reason, you will be an atheist...

  • @StrongestJourney i agree. i didn't think an additional thumbs up showed that enough, so i felt compelled to comment too :)

  • TREE MANN........watch?v=O5t160vC4r­A

  • Video #2, I can't believe it's not porn.

  • Deadbeat christian fund 1800-555-GIVE Rofl! that's a good one!

  • somebody call Dana White. I want to see UFC 135 Mohammad the Tranny vs Jesus the Pedo

  • that dollar at 7:07 looks really fucking strange

  • >atheist

    >humor

    I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

  • considering jesus died on a cross do you think hed want to see a bunch of crosses when he come back? thats be like going up to jackie o with a sniper rifle as a breast pin thank you bill hicks lol

  • the sign should say... "There's definitely no god"

  • @InfidelsUniverse definitely, deals in Absolutes....only religious people deal with absolutes, science and rational people do not, because when new evidence comes in to suggest something else it becomes updated

  • the owners own you

  • Bad acting, no comedic timing.

  • @Questionforatheists And don't belittle my beyond god-like knowledge with such a pathetic strawman, NO ONE SAID THEY SHOULD DIE, and the first question... if you cant easily answer that, then id say that there's a huge probability that your bus is shorter than the rest...

  • @Questionforatheists Its called education... we could stipulate reasons for them now, keeping it general and basic, but when they arrive to the age of reason, they'll not only better understand us, but be aable to learn for themselves. Maybe you should google questions before asking.

  • @QuestionForAtheists we brought them in this world to wage war on religion and they should die protecting science and rational thought from imbeciles like you

  • @sagar246246 and then what?

  • @QuestionForAtheists a world without religion and the senseless killing and feeling of superiority that comes with it

    also, we'll get of those religious assholes who wish to sent us all back to the dark ages

  • its clear that there is a got.and evolution is real.got creat us in his image so god is a monkey.clearly bible is f@ck up and only a monkey got can f@ck that up.

  • cool must see facebook trick /watch?v=Fd0di5HFboY

  • great little facebook trick /watch?v=Fd0di5HFboY

  • INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN WINS!!! :D

  • rate. funyyyyyy

    comment. hahahahahahahaha :)

  • light speed joke for the win lmao

  • Why's the invisible pink unicorn visible?

  • @dan012345

    The Invisible Pink Unicorn works in mysterious ways.

  • @LordQuixote Ah, ways in which we cannot comprehend.

  • ScienceComedian failed. Are people still making the mistake Edison invented stuff instead of ripping off people that invented them? Please google "Nikolai Tesla"

  • you uploaded this on my bday,can't wait for this year to see all the christians be embarrassed about may 21 XD.HADOKEN!!!

  • The world will be so malleable after it turns secular, can't wait.

  • I'd rather live with those whose faith might be false than under a secular dictatorship

  • @aznkeng890 I'm not too keen of a secular dictatorship but the Taliban are devout believers and I certainly don't want them running the country.

  • fuck thomas eddison

  • i liked the fkn nwz thing really =)

  • What about Edward Current? He's funny!

  • this is not funny...

  • see "was Jesus good man or mad man"

  • ha ha! "responsibilify"

  • he who laughs last laughs best

    the one in enthroned in heaven laughs.the lord scoffs at them Then he rebukes them in his anger and terrifies them in his wrath,SAYING i HAVE INSTALLED MY kING ON ZION MY HOLY HILL.

  • @MrNewkingjames You can keep your hill, the future is ours.

  • In the nuclear age, where billions may die at the press of a few buttons, thank God atheists rule the world.

  • It was nice seeing Defender of Reason again She is sorely missed since she was forced to close her channel. Has any one mirrored other videos that she made?

  • deek!!!!

  • When he held up the dollar in the first clip, I thought he was starting to whistle the Imperial March.

  • How did we even got Satanism, just a part of Christianity

  • @XXISimplicityXXI Yeah in part but mostly they just took a bunch of rival religions and demonized them, either known they where actually better religions beliefs and such than the Christians and Jews religion. The Judeochristian religion is a ball of shit rolled through a field and picked up so much shit that no one will ever know what it originally was. Simple truth.

  • ty god for cancer

  • The first cartoon is the best in this collection. Not because it's funny but because it's worryingly true!!

  • This is the BEST of atheist comedy?

    No wonder, considering that Atheists are sworn rationalists. :-)

    Just kidding... but there ARE better atheist comedians out there, so I guess these might be the best ones who agreed to contribute to this video...

  • OMG WE NEED TO PAY $1 A MONTH FOR SHAWN!!! IT BROKE MY HEART

  • Heh, that last one was goooood.

  • THE FKN NEWZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • I miss Defender of Reason :(

  • Sheep say baah, maaah--that's goats.

  • Ok...that was funny

  • Anyone else get the Ads by Google for Bible Software while watching this?? lol

  • Good shit.

  • I don't really appreciate the Flying Spaghetti monster being portrayed that way. He is an omnipotent being and being portrayed in the same video as such terrible fabrications as the invisible pink universe undermines all the good done in his name.

  • @bbchbbd Ramen!!!

    

  • @bbchbbd Ramen!

  • What a boring video, my god. I would say it wasted my time, but that's such a large understatement why take the time.

  • @yoko117 And yet you took the time to make this useless comment, wow, how strange, huh? Seriously, if you're gonna complain about wasted time, shut the fuck up.

  • @yoko117 Why bother posting a comment?

  • is that a weed plant in the background 3:00 

  • @PseudoPoiesis

    Nice. Now I wish I had thought of that.

  • "Now, how are we going to handle the YouTube community?"

    (good luck with that!!)

  • There's no god, the devil told me so.

  • @daddyrizla "You know there ain't no Devil, that's just God when he's drunk." -Tom Waits

  • @daddyrizla

    And the Flying Spagetti Monster confirmed it.

    And Cthulu agreed.

  • @daddyrizla It would appear that the devil is quite the intelligent fellow.

  • @MrCynix and God probably knew that all along. Why couldnt he have had a stupid devil roam the earth?

  • @daddyrizla Tom Waits said, Don't you know there ain't no devil, that's just god when he's drunk.

  • @Kaalec

    God is the Body... the Devil is His favorite 180 proof Holy Spirit. God is the hammered. Satan is the Hammer.

  • @daddyrizla The devil is the father of all lies. Why wou you believe him? That loser thinks he's god anyways.

  • @777jsca you don't get that it's just a satire, do you?

  • @daddyrizla there is no god, no1 would want to claim responsibility for this mess

  • "AND GOD TOLD ME.............."

  • Hahaha!

  • As much as I hate religion, it wasn't funny...true, but not funny.

  • politics and religion aside, this wasn't that funny

  • IF IT MAKES YOU ALL FEEL BETTER PEOPLE ARE NOT REALLY RELIGIOUS, THEY JUST SAY THEY ARE BECAUSE IT'S JUST AN AFFILIATION. PROOF: MOST POLITICIANS CHEAT, LIE AND ARE GREEDY. IF THIS WAS TRULY A CHRISTAIN NATION THEN WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY POOR PEOPLE AND VETS?!

  • @MRTEL7777 So very true. Look at Japan, officialy an atheist nation, but with the lowest level of crime per head of population that any other country in the developed world. The U.S on the other hand, the most religious of any country in the developed world - the highest murder and rape figures of any country. Go figure.

  • @tafftastic the statistics may be true... but are you sure Japan is an atheist nation... I guess Shinto is their official religion...

  • @therockana True it is, but I'd suggest Shinto is like Buddhism, in that its more of a spiritual 'thing' as oppossed to a religion.

  • where our tax money goes to when the church uses it:to make a bigger gotdam cross on top of their gotdam church to reach the sky and act as a siring for jesus the drug addict

  • @ Aresftfun from an Australian yes we do have an atheist prime minister saddly when she announced this she lost a large percentage of her potential voting base and we look like having another conservative prime minster as a result so unfortunately I have to inform you that a great number of my compatriots are religitards

  • "We all have imaginary friends, but some of us grow out of ours"-Jimmy Carr XD

    IMO Religion is just bullshit propaganda, used 2 control any1 stupid enough 2 believe it.

  • @chelseaF17 It's not all negative, some people find peace and stuff with it. I agree with arguing and defending Atheism like this, but I don't think it's right to just completely tear it down and call it bullshit.

  • christians are fools, clueless fools

  • @ImperfectXistence hehe true!...but u forgot the other religions. ;)

  • 1:07 in god we trust.........everyone else pays cash !

  • lol yeah VenomFangX sure sucked big time.

  • Australia has an atheistic um.....person. Dammit. I forgot what it's called.  Oh yeah prime minister.

  • I love that NWO news clip. What's it from?

    Also, Indian dude looks like he's in some sort of cross between matrix and X-Files

  • It amazing me how blind they are to the amount of religious propaganda we as Atheist face every day. And the first video doesn't even bring up all the idioms in our language attributed to the good book.

  • I really want to laugh at that 3rd segment, but it's hard to laugh when you're about to cry.

    We live in an age when we know more about the world than we ever did, but we still hold on to these superstitions. There's no hope. These people ARE actually going to destroy us.

  • @gloomilyeuphoric No hope? Religion has been around since the dawn o man.  Someone's a pessimist

  • i tried to believe in god, but believing made life seem pointless. It's like the new mercedes S-class. Radar cruise control, satnav, automatic parking - why am i even in the drivers seat?

  • lmao i love how in the second clip she's talking into the phone, but the chord leading to the wall jack is missing. you can even see the huge hole for the connection in the back.

  • "the christian deadbeats fund" ahahahh

  • If evolution is just a theory, then god is just a hypothesis.

  • @drche420

    A hypothesis makes a testable prediction.

    God's a conjecture.

  • @drche420 God is fact try reading the Bible. Why does my state put a warning about evolution being just a theory on the science books? OH WAIT cause it is JUST a theory.

  • @drche420 not even a hypothesis. You have to have a reason for a hypothesis. There is no reason.

  • @Disanidi

    My apologies, you are correct.

  • @drche420 Yes! Finally! I always wanted to be that. :) Thank you.

  • @drche420 God isn't even a hypothesis. A hypothesis can be disproved. :)

  • @drche420 God is not a hypothesis, god is a universal negative, a completely un-testable myth. Hence why god/gods will always hide in the gaps of knowledge, the more we discover the further back gods hide, hopefully we will one day know enough to push back the dino myths once and for all.

  • @drche420 No, god is just a thought conjured by a man in his late 40s who is high on acid and is fucking a donkey in the ass.

  • @drche420

    Love it! :-).

  • @drche420 AWESOME!!!

  • @drche420 good point

  • @drche420 there is nothing intelligent about god

  • @xmasterfunk

    Mainly because it doesn't exist. Something that doesn't exist can't have attributes.

  • @drche420 haha i meant the thought of god but yeah i agree lol

  • @drche420 theres no 'if' and 'then'. And it's barely a hypothesis.

  • @xomiakas

    Kudos

  • @drche420 An excellent point, but scientifically, a theory is a fact that has not existed long enough to be called a law. God is not even a hypothesis, as the assumption that god exists is made before the testable ideas are formed.

  • @WaterCoolerProphet

    Ok, first of all, a theory is not "a fact that has not existed long enough to be called a law".

    Its not accurate. A fact is merely a claim or statement that can be tested for its validity, meaning a fact can be true or false. Also, "Laws" are also theories. If a hypothesis yeilds repeatable and predictable results under years of scrutiny, the majority of world's repected scientists would call the hypothesis a scientific theory.

  • @drche420 A scientific theory comprises a collection of concepts, including abstractions of observable phenomena expressed as quantifiable properties, together with rules (called scientific laws) that express relationships between observations of such concepts. A scientific theory is constructed to conform to available empirical data about such observations, and is put forth as a principle or body of principles for explaining a class of phenomena

  • @drche420 A scientific law or scientific principle is a concise verbal or mathematical statement of a relation that expresses a fundamental principle of science, like Newton's law of universal gravitation. A scientific law must always apply under the same conditions, and implies a causal relationship between its elements. The law must be confirmed and broadly agreed upon through the process of inductive reasoning.

  • @phoboskitty

    Newsflash; there is no rigorous routine in which a theory undergoes to become a law except for time itself. Postulations and hypothesis that have held true test after test for hundreds of years are granted the title of "law". A theory that provides accurate results every time has just as much evidence in it's favor as a theory that has been deemed a law over time.

  • @drche420 Not really becouse the first criteria for a hypothesis is that it has to be able to be disproven :P cant disprove something that dosnt exist

  • @AtheistofMan

    The claim that god exists is testable. At least, the christian god. If you follow the bible teachings, sincerely praying to god to heal the wounded will result in divine intervention. Furthermore, if a religious person were to claim to have evidence to prove the existence of a god, then that evidence can be evaluated. Remember, we aren't out to disprove the existence of a god, we are out to disprove the claim that a god exists. Its easy when no evidence is ever provided.

  • responsibilification? hahaha

  • Maaaaassssssses! Maaaaaaaasssssssses!

  • Your all very influenced by Dawkins, who is a evolutionary biologist and doesn't know shit about theology, philosophy or religous scriptures. He is heavily criticized by today's Atheistic philosophers for being an Antitheist, just like all of you are, disrespecting and mocking all the people who do believe. Being an atheist means not believing in god, not going around and insult other people. Shame on you.

  • @BadBlueBoy213 " He is heavily criticized by today's Atheistic philosophers for being an Antitheist "

    Actually Hitchens is the Antitheist, not Dawkins...

    As far as disrespecting or mocking.. this is clearly labelled as satire, and satire is healthy in a free society.

    As long as religions agree to stay out of government, stop persecuting homosexuals, stop molesting children, stop allowing superstition to interfere with science, etc etc

    Then I'l stop mocking them.

    Until then.. shame on you

  • @Roper122 How is Dawkins not an antitheist? have you even read the "god delusion"? There are many reviews of it, and among them a lot of critics, look them up. Not even by religious people but also atheists or other philosophers.