MST3k 412 - Hercules and the Captive Women

[thefaboloussob]

Best Riff of the Episode: "Hey; get this! They're steam-cleaning the horses!" Splendid job, Gypsy! Sorry u couldn't stay the whole movie. We understand that it ain't EZ to watch a bad film. It takes a thick skin!

[amcint01]

That face at 24:25, pretty much the face I make when I try to follow the plot of one of these hercules movies.

[simplekeepitsimple]

The Siiiiiiimmmmmpppssssssooooonnn­nsssss

[Mst3kfanatic1]

The stuffed lion that hercules throws is by far the best part of this movie, i've seen this so many times i know all the funny jokes and can watch with just a chuckle, but the stuffed lion and you can tell it is stuffed makes me crack up everytime.

[ChaoticYak]

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

STORM THE BASTILLE!

GIVE US BARABBAS!

ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

[ChaoticYak]

The beginning of Crow's little recitation about Heracles being rather stupid is true. He was the stereotypical dumb jock with very little in the brains department. Of course, almost all of the stuff after that is wrong. :)

"DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE INTERVENTION?"

[heliogabalus227]

GYPSY'S HUGE HEAD! lmao -- been dying to see her in the theater!

[scottievand]

This is by far the funniest Hercules movie MST3K has ever done, for the "Blood of Uranus" bit alone! LOL ;)

[cavalierfan1995]

I HAVE MY RIGHTS I HAVE MY RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!

[cavalierfan1995]

28:50 U2 LIVE AT RED ROCKS

[cavalierfan1995]

THE TRUMPETS DURING THE SHIP SCENE I WOULD ALWAYS SAY SINBAD THE SAILOR

[cavalierfan1995]

WHY YOU SONOFAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

[RandyLahey911]

25 mins: Aliens... KIIIIIILLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[sadairbeat]

Gypsy was singing Steely Dan's "Everyones Gone to the Movies", Outstanding!

[SpiderxBlue]

joels a good dad

[MegaCriswell]

joel's invention is a cool idea, and he mentioned nazareth.

[MrBuch169169]

Joel.

Brawling.

[WhiteTiger225]

1:04:16 well, even corpses need to stretch their fingers sometimes I guess.

[kitkatsimply]

25:33 Is it me, or was she dubbed by the kid in Pod People?

[GialloHorror]

Look so funny seeing Gypsy's silhouette in the theater

[tdickensheets]

Crow; Is that rug that they using?

[tdickensheets]

Tom: You can eat and fight at the same time!

[SigEpBlue]

Heh, I just noticed Crow's jaw is still a bit cock-eyed in the last sketch. Joel must've really busted him up good earlier!

[sleepyhollow783]

1:07:03 Movie: "These are my solders.... of a supreme race born of the blood of Uranus."

Servo: "You've crossed the line!"

[sleepyhollow783]

22:51- 23:55 Good Natured Brawling

(Joel jacked Crow up with a mega chair shot.) ((-:

[Gjeorje]

1:28:49 - "Archibald Zounds Jnr"?!

[Jaeger7793]

I haven't seen shorts that short since I watched that hentai thing that one time!

[Jaeger7793]

Keep circulating the tapes!

[MrBuch169169]

Thanks very much for the upload. Any chance of uploading 'Hercules Against the Moon Men'? :D

[analogkid01]

@MrBuch169169 - Hercules Against the Moon Men is available via Netflix streaming.

[MrBuch169169]

@analogkid01 Cheers.

[mytruepower2]

Is it just me, or were all three of these movies visually unimpressive in the extreme?

I wonder if they just had different standards back then, but a whole lot of these movies just focused too much on the human characters fighting each other in bad-looking fight scenes.

What's really sad is that the actual scene of the fight with the shapeshifter was, I thought, very passable, and if more of the fights in this film had been like that, I might even have enjoyed it.

[Shepherdd]

@mytruepower2

No budget my young friend, the reason the scene with the shapeshifter was so good was due to them blowing what they had on it.

You'd be surprised at how good the special effects could be in movies going all the way back to the silent era, it was just very very rare to get a budget together to pull it off. Another problem is that, like every other profession, talented actors, directors, writers, and everything else, is pretty rare, even more so to get a room filled with them.

[mytruepower2]

@Shepherdd

I don't think I'd be surprised by that. I love older movies, even back to the days of black and white, and I'm still amazed by how much they could accomplish with just strings (Dracula) fades (the invisible man) and cutaways. It's too bad what happened to Hercules.

[FrontAlleyBoys]

What are they talking about? Gypsy was great!

[GSJacket11]

I prefer Crow's version of the History of the gods then whats actually documented.

[bobmarleypeople]

lalala

[megamarsvin]

You ROCK, thanks for these dude!

[sleepyhollow783]

15:43 "Whoa! Did I toss a throne last night?" 19:39 "Oh dear LORD, the canary exploded!" 22:50-23:55 Good Natured Brawling! :-)) 33:25 Movie: "Today is dedicated to Uranus!" Crow: "Well thank you, I'm flattered - HUH?! The Uranus Lines: XD "I was the last High Priest dedicated to Uranus." "The blood of Uranus can never be destroyed!" "Only the rays of the Sun can destroy the Rock of Uranus." Servo: "...and more fiber." "These are my solders.... born of the blood of Uranus."

[kaldemvor]

Thanks for posting all these great MST3K episodes and doing it all in one video. I'm going to enjoy them while they're up!

[AnnoyingSquib]

Woah! An episode in one sitting! *Sigh* I'll enjoy this for now while it's still up. But thanks for the episode!

[obscuritylord]

Wow! Thanks for uploading one in a single easy to digest chunk!

[Barmicash]

@obscuritylord Indeed! It makes it easier on Uranus!

[Godzillamovie1]

God I Miss This Show!