how desperate!don't offer a bitch a drink right off the bat if every horny guy in a club did that to the hottest chick in there she would end up getting free drinks until shes drunk enogh to blow a homeless guy outside the club.
Beautiful. Of course, if all that's too much to be bothered with, forget not the old standby: Sheep. Cliff. Lube. Cheaper in the long run too, eh mates?
how desperate!don't offer a bitch a drink right off the bat if every horny guy in a club did that to the hottest chick in there she would end up getting free drinks until shes drunk enogh to blow a homeless guy outside the club.
MOHAIRinthe80s 1 year ago
Beautiful. Of course, if all that's too much to be bothered with, forget not the old standby: Sheep. Cliff. Lube. Cheaper in the long run too, eh mates?
sigilscythe 2 years ago
extremely funny
spongebo170 2 years ago
FUNNY!!!!
b0racho 3 years ago
There were a lot of great one liners in here... a lot of the same advice my friends give me.... "Triple Vodka for the lady"... haha
stinknay 3 years ago
It's retarded, but i'm sure it's on purpose.
Got a laugh outta me.
Rtv03 4 years ago
this is retarded
raiden1234 4 years ago
ur fucked up dude u look like a cock sucke and those tips will only work wit ur muma nd sister
bolaljan 4 years ago
really really stupid.. lol
Aracnidas 4 years ago
Incredibly stupid
ajstyles720 4 years ago