I just laughed my ass off. Most people call me "fat" because of how I look on the outside (and at this point, I don't give a fuck), but let's be honest, even if I was a skinny ass bitch, I'd be shoving those damn chips down my throat. Mhm! Also, just to mention this, you're my spirit animal, Tyler.
@maria732448 Well done, you have managed to work out that someone who clearly says they are gay, are gay. You have advanced from, completely and absolutely nonsensically stupid to slightly less completely and absolutely nonsensically stupid!
did anyone notice the book that says "binge" in the background? lol sry but its funny how your talking about being fat eating a shitload of dorritos and all of sudden i notice your book called "binge" haha too great
Omg!!! Just wanted to let you kno, ur amazing!!! Me and my friend just started watching ur videos today and they r spectacular!!!! Keep making them!!!! -3
your a fucking fagot dude no one likes you... you need to go back to school and read more we all know thos books in the back is cuz your still at home with your mommy and dady in your dads room how knows what you r doing in your dads room i dont want to know but fix you face and go to school well go back to school.. cuz we all know you did not go to school cuz ppl did not like you in school and made fun of you!!!!!!!!
um am i fat cuz i can eat a big salad ???well i knw im fat because of genes and i used rto eat alot of junk food and i cut that out started making salads...but still am i fat cuz i can eat a big salad with fat free dressing????
Fat people are lazy people who don't eat right, not people who eat the same amount of food in large bites. That bag of Dorito's has just as much calories and salt as the next, you just had a larger fraction of the same whole.
uhh, it's pretty easy to eat a dorito in one go...how small is your mouth lol
plus I don't really get what you're trying to say in the video at all. People think fat people are fat because they eat a whole lot but in my experience it's the really skinny guys that eat more. Fat people are fat because of genetics, at least most of the time.
haha Amen honey! I'm to the point now where I take a COUPLE Cool Ranch Doritoes, not just one lol....Unless I'm around people, then I take half a bite per om nom.
But there is more than one type of fat, and I would be classified as P.H.A.T...Pretty Hot And Thick! =D
I like how you are talking about how you are fat with a book called BINGE in the background. XD as well as twilight, because in twilight, there are clearly no fat people. lol
no, you know youre fat when youre too damn impatient to get sissors and cut the top of the m&m bag off, so instead you rip the entire bag in two in your mad dash to get one peanut m&m.
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yup, your gay. No matter what you say, no one cares. Im trying to figure out why you would put yourself online cause the sound of your voice makes me want to punch myself into the scrotum . ANyways good luck with the whole Virgin thing and fuck youself!!!!!
gay=shop for gun and 1 bullet= go 2 your school with a sign that has " i am a broken human= direkt the mussle at your head= shot= everybodyy is happily ever after!
wtf thats stupid as shit
beast2491 2 days ago
Now I really want some cool ranch Doritos.
EternalEloquence 3 days ago
book in back on shelf : BINGE XDXD
0101Yme 4 days ago
I must have a giant mouth...
DanWCloud 1 week ago
I just laughed my ass off. Most people call me "fat" because of how I look on the outside (and at this point, I don't give a fuck), but let's be honest, even if I was a skinny ass bitch, I'd be shoving those damn chips down my throat. Mhm! Also, just to mention this, you're my spirit animal, Tyler.
stormiheibeltv 2 weeks ago
"fat" is defined by your bmi
^fuck off^
MelanieMirandaElly 2 weeks ago
sooo.. u gave yoipurself a mini chelsea gin...thats one sharp ch
megAnNayo 2 weeks ago
"fat" is defined by your BMI, idiot
damandatwin 2 weeks ago
@damandatwin He was joking. Now who's the idiot?
Violka1987 1 week ago
@Violka1987 you are
damandatwin 1 week ago
@damandatwin Haha epic fail :DDD
Violka1987 1 week ago
This is so cute!<3
meghanwhittaker101 3 weeks ago 2
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Faggot.
OddFutureFlow 3 weeks ago
@OddFutureFlow nice to meet you.
Violka1987 1 week ago
Lol thumbs up for the dance break..
MrRainbow86 3 weeks ago 3
two words my friend.... DOUBLE BACONATOR.. Shameless lmao ima fatty at heart! (:
lexiibby93 3 weeks ago
You crack me up. hahaha
SuperJeepfreak 3 weeks ago
When you roll over in bed and you thighs clap. Bitch you so fat.
cazoofoo 3 weeks ago
I love this intro.
iPodTouch1080 3 weeks ago
My first though when you showed us the cut was THAT was how the Joker started his scars. Shoving a chip into his mouth.
1SittingPirate 3 weeks ago
i seriously love your style:) u are very entertaining . you are a fresh breeze!
susjon1 1 month ago
.....Pretty sure thats just being greedy, not being fat.
InnocentlyOstyn 1 month ago
your boyfriend is really rough on you :/
vivigm6 1 month ago 2
please do a video shirtless please?
fishyfrankie 1 month ago
yay! now ik il not fat! MADE MY DAY!
iLoveYaMitchellDavis 1 month ago
You want the whole F***er
lol XD<3
ForeverAlive189 1 month ago 2
queeer
maria732448 1 month ago
@maria732448 Well done, you have managed to work out that someone who clearly says they are gay, are gay. You have advanced from, completely and absolutely nonsensically stupid to slightly less completely and absolutely nonsensically stupid!
tomek123kotek 1 month ago 3
@maria732448 lol no shit :P
bakabunneh247 1 month ago
Its the fuckin herp!!!!
robthebeast100 1 month ago
I lovee you!! Haha your wayy funny.
xxLuciousnessfulxx 2 months ago
wow, so just cuz way so fucking much doesnt mean i'm fat?
cuz i only eat 2 meals a day
MoundainX2B3J4 2 months ago
Now I know why my brother has those on the side of his mouth O.O
PullipLuver 2 months ago
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u r a dum ass and get a FUCKING JOB
heavymetal666ist 2 months ago
HAHAHAAA!!!! DIZ KID IS FUNNY AS FUCK!!
MariahLuvzRuben 3 months ago
make a gif of Tyler dancing with audio please (:
Turtlesbro27 3 months ago
1:18 thats what she said
itzProPain 3 months ago
did anyone notice the book that says "binge" in the background? lol sry but its funny how your talking about being fat eating a shitload of dorritos and all of sudden i notice your book called "binge" haha too great
globalpursuit2014 3 months ago
I literally just did this and got on youtube to look this video up cause I remembered it from when it was first posted.
SeeSarahGo 3 months ago
How can you please a man with a mouth that small?
BastaklisON 3 months ago
love dance break! LOL
lolibadcandy 3 months ago 3
606 people can't dance.
RhymingMime 3 months ago
Oh my god... I'm fat... :(
InfernoHazard 4 months ago
this dude is gay?
Roykynx 4 months ago
@Roykynx
You must be new
Ihearatruck 3 months ago
Thumbs up just cuz he said Darndest :D
EvilPlushToy 5 months ago 43
I shove multiple chips in my mouth at a time.
I have an obese person inside of me.
HoneyIveHeardItAll 5 months ago 114
@HoneyIveHeardItAll As I read this comment, I shoved chips inside my mouth... I have a problem.
Vegetarianninjafreak 2 months ago in playlist More videos from tyleroakley
@HoneyIveHeardItAll I hope he's wearing a condom. Stay safe.
Bethywethy6 3 weeks ago
Who the fuck each cool ranch doritos.
ichbineincoolcat 5 months ago
I love how you can see his pimp cup in the back round!!!!!!!!!
WafflesRNummy 5 months ago
I'm clearly phat, dawg....yea boi
ThreeEightSeven387 5 months ago
The Twilight Book in the Back Lmao
OhhYessJess 5 months ago
COLD SOARS R HERPES EVERYONE FUCKING RUN WE R ALLLLLLLL GONNNA DIE on a side note i see dead people
thexiyz 5 months ago
immature, amateur.... you forgot gay, and i sure its peoples fat that makes them fat!
centaurwarior 5 months ago
Random Dance Break(:
ItsTheSwaggaWagon 5 months ago 3
ahhahaha wtf , a chip cut you xD
TheKenyelLumbi 5 months ago
Who eats chips pice by pice ? lol.
Laszczka 5 months ago
It kills me that you call it "cooler" ranch dorito
emuhlee9892 6 months ago
Omg!!! Just wanted to let you kno, ur amazing!!! Me and my friend just started watching ur videos today and they r spectacular!!!! Keep making them!!!! -3
TheSbcl 6 months ago
When you look like me, you're fat. And you don't look like me!
TimmyGal 6 months ago
Ahhhh. Tyler. I love you. So. Much.
tbgiglibuni 6 months ago
rofl kid yes i did but you see i was high that day and 1 you need to go to school and 2 S>T>F>U and die bro
mybudkillsyourbud 6 months ago
People these days are so rude. What would your parents say if they heard you say you hope someone dies. :( just sad...
frogloverist 6 months ago
i think he is very funny... i quite enjoyed this video.
Samasaurus89 6 months ago
Dude. You are such a faggot. I hate you and i wish you would go fuckin die. You are not funny, you fatass mother fucker.
iambaggot 6 months ago
@iambaggot god hates baggots
dancergrl33 6 months ago
@iambaggot shut up
LwiiNNiie 6 months ago
your a fucking fagot dude no one likes you... you need to go back to school and read more we all know thos books in the back is cuz your still at home with your mommy and dady in your dads room how knows what you r doing in your dads room i dont want to know but fix you face and go to school well go back to school.. cuz we all know you did not go to school cuz ppl did not like you in school and made fun of you!!!!!!!!
mybudkillsyourbud 6 months ago
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ElTycoon 6 months ago
@mybudkillsyourbud Who needs to go back to school? How many words did you just misspell?
ElTycoon 6 months ago
are you gay
DejavuProductionz 6 months ago
i love how you have a book in the background that's called BINGE haha makes this conversation all the better.;)
BOHOE12345 6 months ago
Far too much elaboration; If you're eating Doritos, you're already fat.
Jose5k 6 months ago
the moment yu said Doritos my mouth started to water, 105 lbs 25 in waist. Im Fat and proud :D
tinalinlina 6 months ago
Ah OMG Pet Shop Boys! :-) I didn't know you like PSB. Maybe you don't, It might just be the radio but, in the US, I doubt it...
ToniPSB 6 months ago
im not fat, but i still want the whole fucking burger ;)
Griizapaugen 7 months ago
wow.....
readingfool10 7 months ago
Your not fat. You are scrawny as hell. TIME TO BULK.
Epionea 7 months ago
i <3 cool ranch doritos so much (:
mkaythrynzie12345 7 months ago 2
you are fat if you are peeing and you look down and cant see your dick lol hahahaha
wicktheprick 7 months ago
I which I could take better bites!! My friends call me a chipmunk because I take small bites! >___<
NerdiestGal 7 months ago
that doesnt make you fat. plus, you are annoying as hell. goodbye
Sepuku030 7 months ago
@Sepuku030 If he's annoying as hell, why did you watch it?
Mamcello 7 months ago
i'm pretty sure that just makes you hungry ^^
terra61 7 months ago
Is it sad i can ACTUALLY fit the dorito in mouth without it cutting me LOL
YourGirlIs 7 months ago
i kno how u feel im realll fat cuz i try to fit like 3 or 4 whole chips in my mouth lmao
sasquatch1031 7 months ago
you are so fabulous i love you !!!!!1
KalyiandMegan 7 months ago
Bahaha, you're so cute <3
SeaBastian020 8 months ago
Thank you so much for this video -3 I was crying, and it made me laugh. :)
KatelynJonas 8 months ago
it had better been a great chip!
bassedreng43 8 months ago
LOL you make me laugh!
AlwaysBeMyThunder21 8 months ago
um am i fat cuz i can eat a big salad ???well i knw im fat because of genes and i used rto eat alot of junk food and i cut that out started making salads...but still am i fat cuz i can eat a big salad with fat free dressing????
misshellokitty2010 8 months ago
Fat people are lazy people who don't eat right, not people who eat the same amount of food in large bites. That bag of Dorito's has just as much calories and salt as the next, you just had a larger fraction of the same whole.
justa16thnote 8 months ago 2
lol ur awesome!!!!!! :)
musicaltheatergirl12 8 months ago
i love it how it says binge on a book in the backround! lol XD
TheKawenamaikalani 8 months ago 96
U make me laf hahaha
MsBandgeek33 8 months ago
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I agree with an earlier post... you aren't fat. You just have a small and extremely purdy mouth! :O
jmscx47 8 months ago
I agree with an earlier post... you aren't fat. You just have a small and extremely purdy mouth! :O
jmscx47 8 months ago
.... thank you tyler for making me heavy like a jupiter..
2791991 9 months ago
uhh, it's pretty easy to eat a dorito in one go...how small is your mouth lol
plus I don't really get what you're trying to say in the video at all. People think fat people are fat because they eat a whole lot but in my experience it's the really skinny guys that eat more. Fat people are fat because of genetics, at least most of the time.
NathanMantle 9 months ago 3
You know your a true fat kid when you can successfully put the whole chip in your mouth.. like a boss.
MsBean02 9 months ago 3
I took a bite of KFC chicken, blacked out and woke up later with half eaten chicken strips everywhere.
Am I fat?
snape442 9 months ago 3
Tyler I think your amazing and great. Do watch his videos if you don't like him
greggiegreg94 9 months ago
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I really do not like you.
natalicious787 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Why do you continue to post?...really?
whirkle 9 months ago
Lol. 0:49 "You want the whole fucker right at once." :')
You look like my step brother by the way! :)
ndskjflmfelkf 9 months ago
You're awesome and I'm not gay.
D3admaus 9 months ago
i love that theres a book on the shelf that says "binge"
Very appropriate
titter14 9 months ago 2
You have sexy lips. Me likey.
msmistreat 9 months ago 3
haha Amen honey! I'm to the point now where I take a COUPLE Cool Ranch Doritoes, not just one lol....Unless I'm around people, then I take half a bite per om nom.
But there is more than one type of fat, and I would be classified as P.H.A.T...Pretty Hot And Thick! =D
PunchTheAwesomeFace 9 months ago
Subbed.
PYR0NinjaPXG 9 months ago
That's how you know you're Cooler-Ranch Doritosexual.
UnusualTastes 9 months ago
@carpaspider thank you very much. ive never heard those names befor though.
confedycal 9 months ago
Im fat at ass... that counts too right
kaka123987 9 months ago
I love how you started randomly dancing when the music started haha
nikkishay33 9 months ago
I'm fat at heart too. LMAO
VooDooLynx 9 months ago
some fat people are funny but some are just retarded.
SANGO0514 9 months ago
does anybody know the name of the tune on the vid?
confedycal 10 months ago
@confedycal the one in the beginnig is "The party" by Justice, and the one in wich he dances is "Love etc" by Pet Shop Boys
carpaspider 9 months ago
You aren't fat! You just have a small mouth. :D <3
IamSplishSplashStyle 10 months ago 162
this guys reallly sux lol
whirkle 9 months ago
@IamSplishSplashStyle LOL I was wondering if Tyler tried to fit something else too big in his mouth ;)
BBQNBLUES 4 months ago
Well, you aren't fat at all. You look like you weigh a perfectly healthy weight.
You just have a small mouth! :) ILY, Tyler Oakley!
IamSplishSplashStyle 10 months ago
you have one small mouth dude.
xCait741x 10 months ago
actually, moron, you are wrong.
You are a glutton if you eat chips like that.
You ARE fat if you have a large number of swolen fat cells dragging across your body.
ThousandthMilePK 10 months ago 2
then everyone's fat
Star12312312345 10 months ago
if that's the definition of fat i'm ginormous. :P i never bite chips!
MsBlablabla123 10 months ago
YOU ARENT FAT YOU ARE BEAUTIFULLY SKINNY
The2014queen 10 months ago
You're funny, I like what you do. :-) Kind regards from Alsace. And now go on and google where the f... that is. :-)
Christian.
Simplon007 10 months ago
Why on earth did you have to point it out?! I was perfectly happy being oblivious to the fact that i'm a glutton. >=(
getsurenka 10 months ago
Yeah, I am fat at heart. I never bite chips, and I just had tons of snickers ice cream.
TorlexBlog 10 months ago
okay but um COOL RANCH IS LIKE THE BEST FLAVOR !
JakesNotDrinking 10 months ago
this was like the second tyler oakley video i'd ever seen and i had no idea he was gay....
fruitx4yay 10 months ago
you're so adorable
teaizyummy 10 months ago 2
okay..
A. im skinny as hell, i do that daily and your supposed to ROTATE the chip to fit it all in haha
B. I JOINED THE DANCE BREAK(:
Iwishforthestar 10 months ago
sometimes i heat food and throw more than half out, don't wanna feel like a fatty,
and some other times, like every few weeks, i put three chips in my mouth at once...feel like i've deserved it :)
starving and binging, life doesn't get simpler or harder than this :P
inglouriousbasterd93 10 months ago
I think I am fat them... i always do that with my chips... lol
AnimeFreakHere 10 months ago
TYLER YOU ARE SO HOT.
TheKwon 10 months ago
I like how you are talking about how you are fat with a book called BINGE in the background. XD as well as twilight, because in twilight, there are clearly no fat people. lol
Godafosho 11 months ago 3
you look SO much like a guy who went to my high school!
StaceyMitchellx 11 months ago
no, you know youre fat when youre too damn impatient to get sissors and cut the top of the m&m bag off, so instead you rip the entire bag in two in your mad dash to get one peanut m&m.
broadwaybabe1515 11 months ago 3
The problem isn't big chips.... it's small mouths >.>
C0LDPaW 11 months ago 2
if this is true then i'm clinically obese
vanitysilvers 11 months ago 2
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yup, your gay. No matter what you say, no one cares. Im trying to figure out why you would put yourself online cause the sound of your voice makes me want to punch myself into the scrotum . ANyways good luck with the whole Virgin thing and fuck youself!!!!!
b6je4e8e 11 months ago
@b6je4e8e bitch, get a life
akatsuki2923 11 months ago
@b6je4e8e
Please, punch yourself in the scrotum. Perhaps you'll punch yourself so hard you'll render yourself sterile. DO US A FUCKING FAVOUR, you troglodyte.
JRKEMB 11 months ago
@b6je4e8e please do, punch yourself in the scrotum, do us all a favour
andalora91 10 months ago
@b6je4e8e Dude. Go fuck yourself and die. Okay? Thanks.
Laurenina127 10 months ago
I'm also fat on the inside xD I eat random stuff all the time, but I never gain any weight =(
Gvf77x 11 months ago
You are so cute! Lured me in with the chicken video and hooked me on the overall video!
wrekd1 11 months ago
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DeLorentz 11 months ago
OMG, I loved the random dancing.
kirstunnahx3 11 months ago
For some reason, every time i watch you, i want to go watch Bo Burnham.
C0LDPaW 11 months ago
Oh Tyler how I love thee. I want to be your best friend lol
cajunboy2010 11 months ago
i was saying that this is bullshit for my rase butt theres only gays here with broken up families....fUl...
U0Suck0Downs 1 year ago
you have a book titled "BINGE" in the background. ironic.
twojumpsinaweek08 1 year ago 2
you have the most hypnotic blue eyes
Shotgun87 1 year ago 2
that might just mean that ur mouth is small
xobearox 1 year ago
haha, I LOVE YOU.
And just for the record, Fuck anyone who thinks your video
sucks. Because if I'm not mistaken, the things you talk about
are usually never spoken about.
Which makes you very challenging and open-minded
to people who are very NARROW minded.
Anyway, yeah.
i love your videos(:
PepsiLove182 1 year ago 2
gay=shop for gun and 1 bullet= go 2 your school with a sign that has " i am a broken human= direkt the mussle at your head= shot= everybodyy is happily ever after!
U0Suck0Downs 1 year ago
@U0Suck0Downs you= no full sentences= unintelligent like a caveman= shut the fuck up= your idea is shit
RADfr3ak 1 year ago 3
@U0Suck0Downs
No hun gay just means your a guy who doesn't like fish tacos. :)
zenix1103 1 year ago
@U0Suck0Downs That makes no sense. At all.
FoxFan12221 1 year ago
@FoxFan12221 hahahah heheh xD i was drunk when i wrote it:D
U0Suck0Downs 1 year ago
@U0Suck0Downs I sheee.
FoxFan12221 1 year ago
oh lord I must be obese lol
simplelikesnow 1 year ago
the dance break was pure awesomeness.
onceuponavlog 1 year ago
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wanna know how i got these scars?
experience4life1 1 year ago
i would have thought your mouth would've been big enough for a chip...
MichaelStormm 1 year ago
OK YOU KNOW WHEN YOURE FAT WHEN YOU CANT YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE OF SO MUCH WEIGHT ON YOUR BODY IS CRAP DOESNT TELL YOU CRAP SO DONT WATCH IT!!!!
bbrocks0746 1 year ago
i love you <33333333333
videocritic4u 1 year ago
gay
MrWalterBritley 1 year ago
@MrWalterBritley ....and?
He already knows that, you don't need to remind him.
funkyg19 1 year ago
you're not fat! so what if you enjoy your food?
drJAG95 1 year ago
hahahahah goshhh i love u
Brittanyxoxox33 1 year ago
Omg... I almost peed myself laughing at this. ahahahah
lildaddysgirl8220 1 year ago
What is your opening theme song man?? it is awesome :P
videoro14 1 year ago
@videoro14 tthhee ppaarrttyy by Justice
Vice07 1 year ago
uh hi, hello, welcome to my life.
0nec00lcat 1 year ago
I know I'm fat, and I'm 'underweight' Lol.
Bunnyqueen2 1 year ago
shut up skinny white boy
smilies4life 1 year ago