johnny nice painter FAST SHOW

[hocuspokus1]

One of my fav FS characters, always funny.

[wurble]

I don't know why I just felt the urge to seek out these Johnny nice painter clips. They're actually funnier than I remember too. It's funny how Little Britain tried to do this style where there's a running joke with characters... like the wheelchair thing. Yet they got groaningly predictable very quickly. These guys just seemed to make a predictable outcome seem fresh every time. Probably because there was always such great dialogue. "Where are we sleeping tonight mother? In fathers grave?" lmao

[dalbis333]

genius..



[hittingtown539]

Johnny: And the white walls, with those windows there. Very dark! Almost... Black... Katie: Johnny... Johnny: Black, yes black. I shall need to get the black out... Katie: Johnny! Johnny: Black! Katie: Johnny!! Johnny: Black! Black! Black like the sky! Like the sea! Black! All Black, like the procession of light that leads us into the valley of dispair! Black! Where are we sleeping tonight mother? In father's grave?! Katie: Johnny!

[hittingtown539]

Johnny: We try to hide, but it claims us in the end! It always claims us... Death! Death! Death! Katie: I think we'd better go home now dear... Johnny: So cold the snow! So cold! All this so futile! I'm blind! The gulls have pecked out my eyes! We crawl on our knees towards our doom!

[MrXLCookie]

I used to paint black once, until i took an arrow to the knee

[83WC]

@MrXLCookie Thats not funny anymore.

[kwar101]

@83WC there was a time when it was funny?

[TheVenom46]

im blind! the gulls have plucked out my eyes! so random but so awesomely funny

[rodd555]

all this, so futile!

[Drstrangeglove10]

black with the sky and the sea all black all black!!!!

[xjames118]

Like that old Radiohead video with all the camatose people who've been felled by hearing The Ultimate Truth. That little voice in our heads that tells us it's OK to take breaths from second-to-second, so childishly ignorant of the hideous entropy waiting to claw its way into our memories and wash them away with blackness and tears. Don't leave the front door open, Jimmy, or Eddie will fly away.

[JAGuar18858]

where are we sleeping tonight mother, on fathers grave?

Gets me every time classic :D

[aimeedthegothrocks]

i think we'd better go home now darling

[Vwoop]

His wife's wearing black glasses. :L

[viralfunnies]

@Vwoop wife? I saw her more of a therapist

[KynkoKytsumi]

I dont know how anyone could keep a straight face whilst filming this ... Doooooom!! lol

[k7kk]

David Tibet??

[FieryBiscuits]

@k7kk BEST.COMMENT.EVER

[bollocks63]

I piss myself laughing every time I see this. From painting to clinical depression. in under a minute.

[Agaroki]

We used to holiday there (Staithes) as kids. You very much make your own fun in Staithes. It was never this entertaining though.

[wazzzzzzzup1]

black?

[bugglm]

It's Staithes, I remember when they filmed this. I live not far from here.

[WatTyler13]

@bugglm Indeed it is. A magical place.

[TruthCommissioner]

Nice example of black humour here.

[Dendiol]

Jeremy Spake aged 50z

[Baronofevil]

I'm blind! The gulls have plucked out my eyes!

[Metaldude1945]

Yet johnny's cap is black :P

[nukebacon876]

@Metaldude1945 it's dark...and...BLACK!

[mrbeans19]

futile lol

[lutakflint12]

"where are we sleeping tonight mother? in fathers grave?" LOL! :)

[lutakflint12]

It's the best show ever!! and this part with Johnny is just hilarious! :)

[Kaiservilhelm]

yh, really out of sync

[Flumpyification]

I love the bit where he hides behind his coat

[JewelsJungle]

I think the sound is off. Anyone else having that problem?

[sec0ndevolution]

Where are we sleeping tonight, mother? In father's grave? We try to hide but it claims us in the end!

[DanRaccoon]

0:53, that's gotta be a smirk :3

[hollycat13]

XD Hes one of my favourite off the fast show

[wibble101]

Definately Staithes.

A lot of the outdoor Fast Show scenes appear to be shot in and around Middlesbrough / Darlington / North Yorks Moors etc

[RonaldsonTippet]

Is this Cornwall........anyone?

[WELLBRAN]

Yes its Cornwall...Darkest Cornwall...almost Black Cornwall...yes Black black!

[aljoshabre]

You should point it out ..

[kernowman13]

CORNWALL KERNOW ONAN HAG OLL BOI

[TimesplitterJoe]

Actually its not Cornwall it is Staithes in North Yorkshire =].

[smalllove1]

No it's not you idiot. It's Peckham. Between the bus garage and Morrisons.

[Gazzar]

@WELLBRAN He should probably stay away from the Black Country

[sammorganr3]

I just realized, the Cornish flag is a white cross, on a very dark background. Almost... black.

black!

BLACK LIKE THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF A CRACK. BLACK....like something else.

But yes, Cornwall.

Black =D

I love Cornwall.

Black?

[Richiepookinshoo]

BLACK like the eyes of DESPAIR as it clutches at me with its tiny claws!

[superspeacialawsome]

this suckes ass. the actually clip is amazing and 1 of my favs but wheres the crawling on our knees bit gone?!?!?! D:

[SamChopping336]

black, Black, BLack,BLACK!!!!!! LIKE THE BATS THAT TAKE OT MY BRAIN AND FEED IT TO THEIR AUNTIES!

[AirFlightGuy]

So Futile!

[leeham991]

This video is fucked up. The sound and video tracks don't mix together. It's all out of pace.

[wuckle]

So......

[taitr]

''Like the pressesion on light that leads usinto the Valley of despair''

[letsaveyer]

would of loved 2 be in the same room when they or he was dishin out this idea 4 this sketch,lol

[WELLBRAN]

Kind of John constable goes Van Gogh!

[mrspivvy]

I love this character

[EvilLeprechaun12]

you'd think she'd stop providing him with BLACK paint? The dark procession of night leading us to our eventual but inevitable doom in the forest of blackness like charcoal world with bats...

[ONDERON101]

where are we sleeping tonight mother, in fathers grave

[ONDERON101]

i shall need to get the black out