Christianity? never heard of it but i heard of this new religion called Zoidbergnism. and Zoidbergnism makes much more sense then "Christianity". WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!
@suttorage Looks nothing like sexual intercourse, consensual or otherwise. Which brings me to another thing; why rape? Is it a joke to you? You see something that vaguely looks sexual and you think "Oh he's raping her" instead of "Oh he's bangin' her"?
When I was little my siblings told me Santa Claus and Jesus were best friends. I believed it and thought it was an awesome concept. Then when I saw this, you wouldn't believe how much I laughed.
@PolarSmoke I usually do that but this time I wasn't. What i wrote was a clever comment and it was only intended to be funny without offending too many people. BTW you probably just broke that violin while playing it.
Oh my god! It's the REAL Santa! (turns to Zoidburg) Save us, Jesus!
m0urningwerw0lf371 2 weeks ago
@m0urningwerw0lf371 i only help those who help themselves!!
DansEditorials 2 weeks ago
just saw this on TV... HAD to look it up to watch it again!
geekygeek22 2 weeks ago
how dare 10 people disliked this in front of jesus!
Majorakid11 1 month ago
XD why not zoidberg
CheetahPowerz 1 month ago
O
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0110001101100010 1 month ago
his name's not Jesus, it's Zoidberg... JOHN F*CKING ZOIDBERG!!!
JRGomez81 1 month ago 3
Six?!
TheSneakySpy 1 month ago
THE POWER OF ZOIDBERG COMPELS YOU!
TheHumbleFellow 1 month ago 8
Get 'im, Jesus!
DrThunder88 1 month ago
His name is Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!!
samsherbert 1 month ago
The best line: "I help those that help themselves."
ehermo 1 month ago
And I'm his friend Jesus LOL
TheLoganator1234 1 month ago
zoidberg jesus vs robot devil
thedevilisaloser666 1 month ago 5
6!?!
CplYakob 1 month ago
i help those who help themselves XD
luckythehedgehog101 1 month ago
Zoidberg is your own personal Jesus
Rougdrok 1 month ago
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this video is more than 5 seconds long! How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
jenniw9999 1 month ago
look how zoidberg walk though tha door 0:09... ween tha guy said 6 tha video number was on 6
IKE98ANDY98 1 month ago
SIX!?
burnerthehedgehog 2 months ago
This is a funny video!
LOL! :D
sodabecca123 2 months ago
"Save us, Jesus!"
"I HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES!"
Yard0vich 2 months ago 4
@Yard0vich It is hilarious but is never actually said by Jesus or even in the Bible :P
javafraps 1 month ago
(V)^,,,^(V) Zoidberg for President! =)
TheSnow77 2 months ago
@dudewtfpasswind
Random number generator. When it hits 0, he pulls the execution switch.
Ygdrasel 2 months ago
Which episode was this one
SuperJacobj827 2 months ago
@SuperJacobj827 A Tale of Two Santas
PrincessIronWeasel 2 months ago
I'm his friend Jesus
MegaBrendan44 2 months ago
@dudewtfpasswind you need to see the episode
MegaBrendan44 2 months ago
Need a new religion? Why not Zoidberg? (V) (;,,;) (V)
TimeToFireTheLazor 2 months ago
IT'S THE REAL SANTA! GET HIM JESUS!
VicRattlehead50 2 months ago
zoigberg for president
mvpxlax 2 months ago
So the trinity is really the father, the holy ghost, and Zoidberg.
Aflay1 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
They need to do an episode where they travel back in time and Zoidberg becomes Jesus by accident.
jimbopumbapigsticks 2 months ago 5
Christianity? never heard of it but i heard of this new religion called Zoidbergnism. and Zoidbergnism makes much more sense then "Christianity". WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!
StonexxDemonmaggot 2 months ago
need a jesus. why not zoidberg? (V)(;,,;)(V)
Naramitzas 2 months ago 2
keep preesin 6 for profeessser rapin amy...or press 5 once to hear six
suttorage 2 months ago
@suttorage Looks nothing like sexual intercourse, consensual or otherwise. Which brings me to another thing; why rape? Is it a joke to you? You see something that vaguely looks sexual and you think "Oh he's raping her" instead of "Oh he's bangin' her"?
Ranecia 2 months ago
Would've been if 42 showed up when Zoid-Jesus did
neoman289151 2 months ago
27!
dkkoover 2 months ago
Your not Santa, your not even robots, how dare you lie infront of Jesus!
Northover22x 2 months ago 2
lol I did not see that coming!
TheHornet79 3 months ago
I knew it.
LordLethonai 3 months ago
Need a new jesus? Why not Zoidberg?
cabooses1fan 3 months ago 103
@cabooses1fan He's already the new admin.
MrChickenZombie 2 months ago
@cabooses1fan XD LO
Sad thing is I can't find ''Why not Zoidberg?''
I remember he said it in a Episode yet its not on Youtube I think... Or must be hidden.
CheetahPowerz 2 months ago
@cabooses1fan He was boiled for our sins
samsherbert 1 month ago 5
@samsherbert
XD high five!
RedaFox1 1 month ago
You people aren't santa! You're not even robots! HOW DARE you lie to me in front of jesus!!
-Oh no it's the real santa! Get him jesus!
-I help those who help themselves!
KriegKadaver 3 months ago
He's not the messiah he a very naughty Zoidberg.
JONNOG88 3 months ago
@JONNOG88
This comment is so full of WIN I don't know where to begin...
tomrhodes1 3 months ago
I remember this episode oh zoidberg
Kingetemon 3 months ago
WHAT?! 27
453colt 3 months ago
@453colt 6?!
SuperRunescapeTube 3 months ago
What episode is this from?
FriedBlubber 3 months ago
@FriedBlubber A Tale of Two Santa's
maximilken 3 months ago
When I was little my siblings told me Santa Claus and Jesus were best friends. I believed it and thought it was an awesome concept. Then when I saw this, you wouldn't believe how much I laughed.
hamsters4ever 3 months ago
Need a new messiah? Why not Zoidberg?
omgwtfbbq34 3 months ago
You people aren't Santa Claus! How dare you lie infront of Jesus!
cosmicmelon 3 months ago 111
Zoidberg: I HELP PEOPLE WHO HELP THEMSELVES... WHOP WHOP WHOP
031000ron1 3 months ago
"How dare you lie infront of jesus!"
Jacobesmithers9393 3 months ago 6
(\/)(•,,,•)(\/) woop woop woop woop!
WastedDaysRocks 3 months ago 6
im a christian now
lololrofl50 3 months ago 2
I got a rock..... :(
coolbionicle 3 months ago
need a new mesiah? why not zoidberg
ThexxxFramexxx 3 months ago
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
Dablkin1 3 months ago
That's just as believable as the real Jesus
carllito12 3 months ago
@carllito12 Cool story bro. alas your attempt to flame a religious debate has failed.
*plays worlds smallest violin*
PolarSmoke 3 months ago
@PolarSmoke I usually do that but this time I wasn't. What i wrote was a clever comment and it was only intended to be funny without offending too many people. BTW you probably just broke that violin while playing it.
carllito12 3 months ago
@carllito12 ...
PolarSmoke 3 months ago
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@PolarSmoke I just commented on your channel. Go check it out.
carllito12 3 months ago
what was that guy counting
MrNinjakillu 3 months ago
@MrNinjakillu That was a count down (sorta) to someones death if I remeber.
MrKitty976 3 months ago
@MrKitty976 It was Bender's separation by two giant magnets , but guess who comes to save him ...
RGavin11 3 months ago
And i'm his Cousin Jebus.
megajebus 3 months ago
Santa Christ?
TheSonicGod 3 months ago
Jesus is hip!
Sumoto999 3 months ago
AND IM HIS FRIEND JESUS ! :D
Failwhale8 3 months ago
6 people don't believe in Jesus.
Nanabobo 3 months ago
what episode?
l33tshinobialchemist 3 months ago
*stands up* Only GERMAN Robots can kill this effeciently! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA BURN KILL MURDER MUWHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
HappyIsFleeting 3 months ago
morgan freeman is god and zoidberg is jesus
155chipmunkz 3 months ago 3
Need a savior? Why not Zoidberg?
cunfuzzed 3 months ago 2
Which episode is this from?
atomicmrpelly 3 months ago
THE DESCRIPTION<3
ilinaeternity 4 months ago
SIX?!
markoran1111222 4 months ago
Mayor: Save us Jesus!
Zoidberg: I help those who help themselves!
JamesBuffett100 4 months ago 2
"And im his friend jesus!"
AND cue the angry fundamentalist christians, oh internet i love you <3
Dracofangstudios 4 months ago
AND I'M HIS FRIEND CHEESES!
HamadaTenchu 4 months ago
@HamadaTenchu You're name isn't Chesses!
How dare y
00411392 4 months ago
@00411392 herpderp I was refering to as saying that Zoidberg saying Jesus reminds of "cheeses".. >_>
HamadaTenchu 4 months ago
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You're name isn't Chesses!
How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
00411392 4 months ago
I'm Batman
CitizenKahne1015 4 months ago
mi mamá hizo mole... esperen que?
k3ngarbage 4 months ago
Need a Savior? Why not Zoidberg?
newyy1 4 months ago
and i'm sssSPARTA
159tony 4 months ago
W.W.Z.D.
What would Zoidberg do?
DelLagos666 4 months ago
Need a savior? Why not Zoidberg?
Stryks89 4 months ago
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Need a new Messiah?
(V)(;,,;)(V)
Why not Zoidberg?
ZiiBezz 4 months ago
Tengo que dejar la droga.
TheMrEquisde 4 months ago
6?!
ARussianHat 4 months ago
(V)(;,,;)(V)
xxKILLEROJRCxx 4 months ago
JESUS WAS NOT BLACK NOR WHITE. HE WAS ALWAYS ZOIDBERG
bakumonmaster998 4 months ago 262
@bakumonmaster998
And I'm his friend Jesus! O_O
eth92 2 months ago
"AHH!!! IT'S THE REAL SANTA CLAUS!!! HELP US, JESUS!!!"
"Sorry, I only help those who help themselves..."
TheZirch45 4 months ago 112
@TheZirch45 Jesus never actually said that. That's just something the religious right made up to promote their anti-poor agenda.
GrandMasterFreshMpls 3 months ago
@GrandMasterFreshMpls Actually, that's what Zoidberg said to add to the humor of the show
TheZirch45 3 months ago
SIX?!?!
amvlover232 4 months ago
What are the numbers for?
DarthBenadic 4 months ago
@DarthBenadic It's a random number generator. When it generates 0, Bender will be executed because the Mayor thinks he's Robot Santa.
JediSlayer22 4 months ago
@JediSlayer22 thanks
DarthBenadic 4 months ago
(V)(;,,,;)(V)
WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
ShinyCharizard1337 4 months ago 2
4 people wern't santa ..... (and friends of jesus)
sonic1292 4 months ago
need a religion to join
y not zoidberg
connorlink 4 months ago
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Homer Simpson yelled "Save me jebus!!"
Zoidberg comes out of a wormhole with the rest and says "Im his friend, jesus!"
AustinAllenTownsend 4 months ago
negative H
louthleviathan 4 months ago
0:05?
Zem842 4 months ago
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Zem842 4 months ago
Need a new Jesus?
Why not Zoidberg?
GamerThreeThousand 4 months ago
@GamerThreeThousand damn it, you beat me to it
Twilightstinks14 4 months ago
What?... 27...
timjo13 4 months ago
The most epic moment of that series.
Aflay1 4 months ago
Do you accept Zoidberg as your Lord and Savior?
BulletShootingGuys 4 months ago 7
First time I actually ever lold.
EmeraldQuazar384 4 months ago
Mayor Poopenmeyer: "You're not the real santa! How dare you lie in front of Jesus!"
timtamslam444 5 months ago 7
Wait a second... none of you are Santa! How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
MrChenrezi 5 months ago
"Oh, save me Jebus!"
megadork456 5 months ago
press 2 to hear what 48-21 equals and press 5 to hear what number would come next
40bryan 5 months ago
@40bryan i think you should have said for 5 "press 5 to know what second you are in the video".
narutofantasy5 5 months ago
@narutofantasy5 yeah, but i like the way the guy yelled "6" and i didnt even notice that pressing 5 puts you on the 5th second
40bryan 5 months ago
IM LORDVADER
lordrevan571 5 months ago
I'M SPARTACUS!
MrCrazywolf185 5 months ago
Need a savior?
Why not zoidberg?
sauron2221 5 months ago 5
"What!? 27" xD
Shinryu627 5 months ago
(V)(;,,;)(V)
Seaction8 5 months ago 90
@Seaction8 Woop woop woop woop
ClanFluenT 4 months ago
No! I'm SANTA!
Jaidyn1995 5 months ago
press five for 6 and it eventually sounds like sex
TheButterism 5 months ago
@goodgodyou He was a badass jew.
SpadaccinoLuciano 5 months ago
WHat a great poster that would be
nuclearnuggets 5 months ago
"How DARE you lie in front of Jesus!"
MarlboroKnightHawk 5 months ago
"Need a messiah? Why not Zoidberg?"
Gazpatchoness 5 months ago
I preferred the episode where he dressed up as Muhammad.
DeviantsRealm 5 months ago
I'm Santa Claus!
What? 27...
No, I'm Santa Clause!
6!?
Alterego912 5 months ago
Zoidberg is Jesus? This is news to you people?
FightingJEDI 5 months ago
A simple answer to if Jesus was black or white.
SpadaccinoLuciano 5 months ago 4
Need a messiah? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?
BT27films 5 months ago
2 people disliked this. How dare they lie in front of Jesus?!
blondmop92 5 months ago
The video crashed when Zoidberg entered...
THIS VIDEO CAN NOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE POWER OF ZOIDBERG JESUS
Shake666Productions 5 months ago 4
"Oh my God the real Santa! Get him Jesus!!"
"I helpt hose who help themselves!"
Kerriangel 5 months ago
How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
Hyperstar96 5 months ago 6
Anyone notice how they made Amy's costume sexy?
coolman5242 5 months ago
@coolman5242 Actually, I think instead of "Spray on swimsuit" she used "Spray on Santa costume"
D34DSun 5 months ago
Amy still managed to make herself look good
GearShotgun 6 months ago
SIX?!
When you press 5 it shows him saying 6. WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN WHEN YOU PRESS 6!!! ALMOST!!!
Not5id 6 months ago 2
then u hear from heaven What an Honour
vlover1500 6 months ago
how dare you all lie infront of jesus!
cobwebe 6 months ago 5
I'M SPARTACUS!
Oops, wrong room...
MetalVannan 6 months ago 56
None of you are the real Santa Clause, how dare you lie in front of Jesus!
Marphus1 6 months ago 5
And I'm His Friend, Jesus!
92? HOW DARE YOU LIE INFRONT OF JESUS!
BlackButlerKURO 6 months ago 4
AND I'M HIS FRIEND, JESUS...
wolfguy23 6 months ago
Now all we need is Santa Christ.
Arexion5293 6 months ago
@Arexion5293
Screw him, he still owes me a Sega Genesis.
TheFreemanVids 6 months ago
32
thefinalb0ss 6 months ago
Im Santa Claus WHAT! 27 NO! im Santa Claus O_O 6!!!! XD
pyro761000 6 months ago
Wait, I thought Zoidberg was Jewish?
Bladerunner93 6 months ago
@Bladerunner93 It does sound like a Jewish name doesn't it?
MadamKouassi 6 months ago
@Bladerunner93 that doesn't make Jesus not exist to them
EldestSauce 6 months ago
I figured Jesus and Santa Claus would be competitors.
CobaltBW 6 months ago
@CobaltBW like Biggie and Tupac, good friends, fierce competitors.
hihihippl 6 months ago
LOOOOL
xxangelanaxx 6 months ago
GET HIM JESUS!
Pokemonpowerman 6 months ago
You people aren't Santa, you're not even Robots, How dare you lie in front of Jesus.
Ironbat92 6 months ago 5
SIX?!
AlvisLiquid 6 months ago
shut up zoidberg... works PERFECTLY here just like it always works against Meg
Speirs248 7 months ago